Before we kick off the Taylor Lautner birthday celebrations tomorrow, there is a lot of other Twi-related news we should catch up on. Maybe we’ll write a full post about some of those things but for now let’s keep it short. So here we go! Twi-news in no particular order since I forgot which ones came in first… Yeah, bad of me. I know. But to be honest I don’t care. Perhaps I’ve been just too busy flipping through my Eclipse booklet trying to pretend it was a trailer
Kellan models for Calvin Klein and looks HOT! He has someone some weird assistant spraying him a fake tan, then gives an interview where he talks underwear and which makes me think “This is wrong in so many kind of ways…” But well, I don’t care cause those pics are smokin! Okay, except the one where he makes this strange pose on the floor. Plus I don’t understand why they chose a pic where he covers his face. Nevertheless I’m SO down with sexy shirtless guys and their awesome abs!
Talking about shirtless guys with abs, Taylor and Kellan participate in the Beach Bowl event and look once again pretty good. The pics make me wonder if anyone in Taylor’s team beside himself ever touched that football though. Honestly, this guy is kinda crazy! In every single picture he is either running around at lightning speed, flying / falling through the air to catch the ball and we even got a pic of him lying on the sand that kinda reminds me of a turtle… Just saying. Uhm, and yeah, Kellan was there too and stood around with two hot chicks and I GUESS he played as well but I might have been a bit distracted…
Rob showed up in London with his best friend Tom Sturridge (lovingly called TomStu) and bought like 20 socks and 10 pairs of underpants (for even more good times pronounce this in the original Robert Pattinson way just like he did on the Twilight commentary). Apparently Rob got rid of his beard and the mountain hobo look. Well, at least the “mountain”… He still kinda reminds me of a hobo. Plus he and TomStu sport the same beanie which earns them the title “Beanie Twins”. The fans go crazy, download all the pictures and then start hating on the stalkerazzi for being so intrusive. Half an hour later I promise to turn those “evil pics” into a lovely little Valentine’s photo love story. So watch out, cause I’m intending to keep that promise
To distract us from the Beanie Twins and probably from work as well, some super hot Spaghetti Shower / Bedroom Remember Me stills are released. And yes, they made me swoon over Rob once more. Sexy all the way!
Okay, now I guess I’ve lost you for the rest of the day. Cause you’ll probably be swooning over those schmexy Rob pics for the rest of the day. Which is completely fine by me.
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Off to prepare “Taylor day” tomorrow here on HTD
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Wow, after we hab basically NOTHING to talk about for so long, there was quite a lot going on in the last few days! Did I miss anything? I mean besides the Runaways poster… Sorry, I’m just not that big a fan of La Stew Like the pics I posted? Excited for my Rob and TomStu photo love story? Cause I am… Leave a comment or e-mail us!
Dear Summit, a little while ago I asked you to release the very first Eclipse trailer in a timely fashion. By the beginning of january. Which you did NOT. But okay, I’m a big girl. I can deal with that. So today, like one month late, you give us two more Eclipse stills from the exact same scene as the first one. Well, at least it’s SOMETHING… And yes, those stills we’re HOT, I gotta give you that. I like them quite a lot so before I go on talking, take a look:
Okay, and because I know you wanna take a look at the old one again as well, here it is
So I’ll tell you what you’re going to do now! You print those pic out. Each of them like about 30 times. Then you put them all together and make a nice little booklet out of it. And now comes the real trick! Flip through the booklet real fast! And tadah, there you got the very first Eclipse trailer. In fact it’s the super fantabulous Bella-and-Edward-dry-humping-in-the-meadow Eclipse teaser trailer.
Ah Summit, how tricky of you. You rock… JUST.KIDDING! Honestly, two more stills and that’s it? I don’t care how damn freaking hot they are… Uhm, okay, maybe I do… But that’s not the point. I want a REAL trailer! And I bet David Slade is on our side seeing that he is tweeting all the time about how he can do nothing about the release. So give us a super amazing Eclipse trailer that makes me go fangirl-crazy. PRONTO! Otherwise I really have to do the booklet thing. Which I will!
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Off to make the dry-humping-in-the-meadow booklet… just in case
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PS: If you flip through it real fast, like at lightning speed, this might not be a PG trailer. Just saying
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So what do you think? Shouldn’t Summit finally give us a real Trailer? Do you like the new stills? Are you going to make the booklet? Let us know! Write a comment or e-mail us!
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Monday again. But today is somewhat special cause this is our last funny Monday stuff post before Taylor Lautner turns eighteen on february 11th. In three days. So today I decided to make a super awesome Taylor Lautner Monday edition. Here we go!
Ah, dear photographer, you just made it too easy to cut Kristen out… And yes. I would totally choose either one of those two over Bella. They’re just less whiny. And so much hotter. Screw Bella!
Uhm, yes he can! I don’t mind being a cougar anymore. Or wait, since I’m only in my early twenties, am I old enough to be a cougar? Don’t you have to be somewhat older than that? Ah whatever, just come over Jacob! There’s snow outside and it’s pretty darn cold ifyouknowwhatimsaying…
Oh yes, the Swiftner breakup. Did anyone else think it kinda funny that their first statement concerning their relationship was that they don’t have one? Just saying…
This one is definitely one of my all time favorites. Anything I could say about it would just ruin the wonderful mood it spreads…
No more jail jokes, no more legal in Georgia shout outs… after waiting so long for Taylor’s birthday it almost makes me sad that we’ll lose the wonderful opportunity to make all those wonderful jokes about a guy who’s buffer than any seventeen year old should be allowed to. But we’ll make it all a huge party here on HTD anyway. For sure!
Guess what I found while picking those pics for this post? Taylor Lautner Twi-porn that won’t quite work after february 11th… Maybe I should post that sometime over the next two days. Just saying. Cause I know you can’t wait to see it!
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Off to prepare our Taylor-turns-eighteen aka No-more-jail-and-Georgia-jokes post
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Are there any jail / Georgia jokes we HAVEN’T made about Taylor yet? I don’t really think so. Are you excited for our super special post? Did you like this special edition of funny Monday stuff? Which one was your favorite pic? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!
I decided to start a “Soul’s Confessions” series to recount the story of how I fell for Twilight. Cause since it is a long story and I wanna do it justice it will take several confession posts. To start the series, let’s begin with the day I heard of Twilight for the very first time. Trust me, you wanna know that. Cause it’s hilarious. Even though I may seem like a total idiot here…
Oh Edward, I didn't know you back then...
This story involves a guy named Jay who has no idea that I’m posting about him. At all. Or at least that’s what I hope. But hey, if you’re name is Jay (or your husband’s name is Jay) and you got two lovely kids and recently moved to Alaska… uhm… Hi! But let’s start with the real story now! I don’t know any exact date but it was definitely before Eclipse was released. Jay came over for dinner and we talked about laptops and the internet and stuff. Then about ordering books at Amazon. He said something like “Oh yes, my wife preordered the new one from the Twilight books Stephenie Meyer writes that comes out in three months. She’s completely crazy about this series. She’s a real bookworm…” Yep, Jay is married. No, we did not have any kind of sexual relationship, he’s just a friend! I guess I should add here that I consider myself a real bookworm as well. I probably read about 15 books per year. I love books and reading. And I love to discover books or book series before everyone else does. I had read The Lord of the Rings and The Golden Compass at least three times before the movies came out and EVERYONE bought the books. Okay, I kinda missed the Harry Potter hype during the first three books but I swear I made up for it later on
Your wife reads what? A book about vampires? Are you serious?
So the way he talked about the book and his wife being such a bookworm kinda convinced me that “those Twilight books” had to be a big deal, one of the series you absolutely NEED to read. And because I’m pathetic and hate to miss out on something like that, I just pretended I knew this series. And I was like “Oh yeah, great! They’re really cool”. I swear until that moment I had never ever in my whole life heard of anything called Twilight or a woman called Stephenie Meyer. I would probably have misspelled her name if I had tried to write it down. Nevertheless I acted like I totally knew what he was talking about. Had I known it had something to do with vampires I would probably have laughed about his wife and thought something like “Oh Jay’s wife, vampires? Honestly? Come on, you’re a grown woman…” Ah Twilight, I knew so little about you… You know what? Even though the Twilight series seemed like such a big deal to me that evening I’m almost ashamed to say that I completely forgot about it and months passed until I heard of it again. Almost a sad story. Actually I think it’s a bit funny as well cause I seem like such a book nerd. Plus a total pretender for trying to act as if I knew those super important books. See, I’m not even ashamed anymore to talk my “dark sides” here on this lovely Twi-blog…
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Off to NOT tell Jay about this (even though I bet his wife would love our blog^^)
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So what is your Twilight confession? How were you introduced to the books? Do you think I’m bad for making Jay believe I knew what they were about? Do you feel 2nd-hand-embarrassed for me? And do you laugh your ass off as hard as I do because one year later I’m a complete addict? Leave a comment or e-mail us!
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After I posted the link to the Michael Sheen / Ashley Greene interview yesterday I had a closer look at it myself again. That’s when I saw the photos I had unsuccessfully tried to forget about. So now I feel like I finally got to say it out loud. Ashley Greene, what happened to you?
There was a time when I could look at pictures of you for hours thinking all the time “Oh how I wish this was me. How I wish I would look like that…”. Those super classy subtly sexy photoshoots you did, awesome. But what happened then? I don’t know. You tried to cover up the fact that you were in fact naked in during the SoBe photoshoot by talking about Skinsuits. We mentioned that we wondered where the hell your nipples had gone though and tadah, there they are again next to Michael Sheen’s interview with you. I try to avoid the word slutty here but those Interview Magazine pics really kinda remind me of a Dom themed Playboy photoshoot.
Plus Kellan and Ryan Seacrest talking about being “in Ashley’s box” all the time? Seemed like they knew what they were talking about… Then the Marie Claire pics. To be honest, some of them screamed “I’m just another prostitute waiting for my next client to come up”… Sorry to say!
And of course we got the fatal naked mobile shoot you did yourself. I could never understand how girls take pics like that and think they will not leak sooner or later but rather sooner on the internet. I have no idea who is the guy that you sent those to and it doesn’t really matter. I’m not posting the “real” naked ones here. Cause I kinda like you too much for that. And cause I would feel kinda 2nd-hand-embarrassed. Just let me say that there indeed IS a full frontal complete nudity snapshot. Of which I hope no one will ever find it on my harddrive along with all those other pics of you I keep for blog purposes. Honestly Ashley, looking at all those pics you did lately makes me sure your sex-tape is going to leak before Rob’s does. Maybe even as soon as… let’s say… february 11th when you show Taylor how it’s done (that’s what she said). I don’t hope so though. Or at least give us Rob’s first so that we got something to distract us… So let’s make a deal! I will not mention those slutty photos of you ever again and you will start to become a little more classy and SUBTLY sexy again. Like in that great photoshoot you did with Rachelle (Oh how I miss her!).
Really, I love those pics of the two of you! It’s the kind that makes you either wanna go (fake-)lesbian or be BFFs. I choose the BFFs, okay? Deal? K, great! Done!
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Off to hang out with my new BFFs
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So what do you think about the Ashley-evolution? Like the new hardcore sexy pics? Like the old ones better? Taken aback that there indeed is a full frontal nudity snapshot where you can see EVERYTHING that leaked on the internet? What are your favorite Ashley pics ever? Tell us in the comments or via e-mail! Oh andparticipate in our RAZZIE CONTEST!!!
How could this happen? It’s more than two months ago now that I first saw New Moon. And we wrote several posts about the movie. And I looked them all through again yesterday. And realized I haven’t written one single word about how much I like Michael Sheen as Aro in one of them. So obviously I suck at blogging. Well, sometimes… So I’ll say it right here and right now:
I LOVE MICHAEL SHEEN AS ARO IN NEW MOON!
All capitals, that’s right! Plus he created the “Aro-style of talking”. Awesome! Since I found out today is actually Michael Sheen’s birthday (what a coincidence, haha) this post is for him! I planned to post the interview he did with Ashley Greene a little while ago before I remembered that great video of him at Craig Ferguson’s show. Watch it now. Honestly, do! It’s so damn hilarious…
So cool when Craig starts talking Aro-style at the beginning. Plus I just decided I will SO make the “Haha, I’m Captain Hook” thing an insider joke here on the blog. Cause it rules! Did anyone know Michael is that funny? Why isn’t he at shows more often? Oh, but back to the interview I talked about earlier. I have no idea why it was HIM who interviewed Ashley Greene but it turned out great. So maybe you should read it even though I did not include it in this post… just hop over HERE for a few more Micheal Sheen laughs. Yep, I’m lazy and simply inserted a link. But to make up for it I totally photoshopped a super sexy fantabulous birthday card that would fit in perfectly with the interview. And since we’re almost at the end of the post and I haven’t said it out loud yet and because I forget to say the most important thing about Michael AGAIN and then get depressed cause I fail-blogged AGAIN, here we go:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL SHEEN! HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!
Oh, and have a look at the card I made for you including Ashley and a Skinsuit
Ashley Greene and the HTD-Ladies wish you a Happy Birthday!
And since I’ve run out of things to say…
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Haha, I’m Captain Hook!
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So what do you think about Michael Sheen? Love him as Aro? (I do!) Wanna wish him a happy birthday? Want me to make such a fantabulous card for you as well? Whatever it is, share in the comments or send us an e-mail!
I was talking to Soul quite often about this subject. Because I guess that she’s even more bothered by it than I am. So to break the whole thing down for you i.e. to fret about it a bit more, we decided to write this short analysis of the “magic triangle” between Jacob, Bella and Renesmee!!
Jacob and Bella.... Love is in the air!!
It all started in New Moon: Bella develops (at least some) feelings for Jacob. They hang out together and do stuff normal teenager’s do, like tinkering with those old motorcycles, or going to the cinema. Jacob, for his part, develops some MORE feelings for Bella. He often says that he’d like to be with her as more than just friends, and even tries to kiss her a few times (the lucky bitch). Well, poor Jacob, because the moment Edward’s back on screen, Bella drops him like a hot potato and runs off to the guy who broke her heart.
Sure, it’s a sad story, but still, so far, normal. But then, in Eclipse, it first starts to get somehow strange: The part where Jacob is once more trying to kiss Bella, but just doesn’t back off when she tells him to!! I mean, what went through your mind when you read this? I was like “Omg, what’s going on with Jacob?” and “Omg, is he going to rape her?” or “Is Stephenie Meyer here actually talking about some weird kind of sexual abuse?” and last but not least “Stupid bitch!! I wish it was me, I would NOT tell him off, for sure!!”. For me, this part was really somehow traumatizing, because it just so damaged my beautiful picture of the nice and amiable, easy-going Jacob.
Then the tent scenes followed. Yep, the ones where Jacob and Bella share a sleeping bag…. I guess we already talked a lot about those ones, especially what we can guess from Edward’s outbursts about Jacob’s inappropriate thoughts. So with this, let’s come to the main point:
Jacob and Bella's daughter..... Love is in the air, again??
A few weeks or months later, Bella gives birth to (or more likely, “is getting torn to shreds by”) Renesmee, and Jacob sees the baby, and…. He so completely and totally falls for her!! Well I don’t know if we’ve already written a post about the strangeness of imprinting, or the even bigger strangeness of imprinting on a newborn baby, but that’s not really the point here. The point is, that apparently Jacob did just fall in love with the daughter of the girl he used to love until that point…. And even more, the girl with whom he was sharing a sleeping bag just a few months ago, having thoughts that should actually have pushed the age rating of the book up to 16, at least^^ Sounds confusing? No surprise…. Who would have imagined that?? And how did Stephenie come up with that, I ask? Didn’t she think something like “Uuh, that’s kind of strange”? Or did she just think “Oh, alright, I need a happy end where each and every story ends up nicely, so how about letting the werewolf end up with the kid? A bit strange, but the best I can do….”? Stephenie, if you ever read this, tell us: What did you think when you wrote this??
Because honestly, it’s just disgusting, isn’t it?! Alright, maybe at the moment it’s still kind of cute, when Jacob’s like Renesmee’s older brother, plus a good friend of her mom. But just imagine Renesmee growing older: She’s not going to stay this innocent little kid forever!! She’ll probably want to kiss Jacob, and well…. some other things as well, possibly^^ So imagine that!! Jacob kissing the daughter of the girl he once loved…. Is Bella maybe even going to be in the same room? Saying something like “Hey Renesmee, you know what really turns him on? Pretending NOT to want him…. Trust mommy, darling!!”…. uuah. Well, you see what I’m trying to say. That’s just – sick.
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Off to get the pictures out of my head,
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So what do you think about this strange triangle situation? Like it? Hate it? Sick of it? What do you think is going to happen when Renesmee is older? Just think about the strange conversations between her and her mom, once she’s older…. haha, tell us what you think!! Leave a comment, or email us!!
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(pictures: google; and the fanart of Jacob and Renesmee, which I have to say surprised me, because I actually kind of liked it, is from newbornpodcast.blogspot.com – congrats )
Okay, after we all recovered from the four Razzie nominations New Moon got, let’s get back to something a bit more pleasant. Hot guys! Yeah, what else?
Kellan, we decided we should talk a bit more about you here on our blog so here we go again! Our second post to you within just a couple of days.
Kellan sporting fluffy dog's ears
So today I’m gonna write about those snowboarding pics of you. First of all, the hat. Damn, where did you get that one? Looks like an oldschool pilot’s hat combined with what someone would wear to a polar expedition. At which second hand store did you find that? Plus on that one photo it makes you look as if you got some kind of cute long hanging dog ears. Not that sexy. Just saying. But hey, you love dogs (especially your sweet Kola) and so do I so that’s all fine by me. Or was maybe it a Christmas present from your grandma? In that case I’ll take it all back and say that it’s super cute you wore it so that she can see on all those paparazzi pics how you love her stylish present. She’ll be so happy! Then, you wear something pretty close to a snowsuit. Which is absolutely right. I mean there’s snow and it’s freezing cold so you should better dress properly.
Kellan sporting a man-cleavage
But then you combine it with fingerless gloves. Honestly, I never understood why people wear these. Cause your fingers get cold in less than five minutes nevertheless… Guess you knew that before cause you were so clever as to have real gloves with you as well to wear as soon as the real action started. Then again I noticed your cleavage. A MASSIVE cleavage. Okay, it’s a manly one and stuff and you can totally sport a man-cleavage like that with your sexy moobs (man-boobs) and stuff. Just it doesn’t really make sense to wear a snowsuit and a huge cleavage at the same time. But hey, you don’t hear me complaining! What I must admit is that you look like a real snowboard pro. Well, at least to me. There are only very few pictures of you “in action” but damn they look good! Plus it kinda completed your look when you wore those aviator style sunglasses to match your pilot’s hat.
Kellan the Conqueror pt.1
Of course I found all those pics on the internet together with a few articles. Wanna know what the headlines were? “Kellan Lutz conquers Mt Summit”. Has anyone else noticed this? Does anyone think it kinda ironic that it says “Summit”? So let’s just assume for one minute that this was meant to be ambiguous. Does that mean we were right and you really got the role of Tanya in Breaking Dawn? Oh I hope so. I mean honestly, no Eclipse trailer yet? Big fail! Hear me Summit? Here again just for you in all capitals so you hopefully finally get it: BIG FAIL! Well done Kellan, sooner or later SOMEONE has to conquer Summit! Just saying.
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Off to get out my aviator Ray Bans as well
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Kellan the Conqueror pt.2
Okay, one last super sporty picture of Kellan. Because I know you want to see it. If this was me I would be lying in the hospital with two broken legs by now. But not Kellan, he seems like a real pro on his snowboard. Okay, maybe you have to click on the pic to enlarge it and see that this is really Kellan…
So have you already entered our fantastic RAZZIE CONTEST? If not then do so now. Honestly, it’s worth it! We’ll pick the best entries and award them. So don’t miss out on all the fun! Go HERE and participate. Now! You know, only if you want to and stuff…
Okay, to all of you who haven’t already heard about it, take a seat. Today we got something serious to talk about. New Moon was nominated for four awards. No, it’s NOT the Oscars. It’s the Razzies aka The Golden Raspberry aka the Anti-Oscar. The nominees are RPattz for best supporting actor, KStew with either RPattz or Taylor for worst on screen couple (in your faces Robstens! Sorry…), worst sequel and worst screenplay. Now I said it and you all know it. Let’s not freak out about it. Zelda and I liked New Moon quite a lot but there were also things we didn’t like. That’s why we handed out the “Dazzling Raspberry” about two months ago. So if you wanna read about what bothered us about this movie then go there. But the real question is not whether New Moon deserves its four nominations or if it’s gonna win.
Instead let’s discuss the REAL questions about New Moon & the Razzies!
1. Is Chris Weitz going to show up even though he himself is NOT nominated for worst director? And even more important, will he wear the orange pants?
2. Did Rob see this coming and therefore let his beard grow hoping no one would recognize him by the time they announce the nominees?
3. Will Taylor show up and NOT realize that those are awards you do NOT actually want to win? And will he pull off his usual “I’m proud to be part of the awesome Summit production New Moon and I wanna thank my personal trainer who managed to keep me constantly eating in order to gain 32 pounds of pure abs in only 6 months” speech?
4. Will Big Daddy Lautner be there not realizing what those awards are and make another “A day in the life of my sexy martial arts performing, singing and acting younger self son” homemade video with the Lautner family camera? Plus will he somehow manage to subtly make this a promo vid for Olive Garden?
5. Will Cathy Hardwicke show up to rub in all our faces that Twilight was not nominated for one single Razzie? Will she make the famous “Cathy the Cougar down with the kids” red carpet pose she invented? And will Solomon Trimble be here date for the evening?
So many questions and such few answers. Guess we’ll just have to wait until march 6th to get all the information that REALLY matters. Cause to be honest, I don’t care if New Moon wins an Oscar or a Razzie (or maybe all four of them). I’ll still like the movie the same. So don’t be depressed now! Join in the fun and laugh about it! Plus it would SO make my day if Chris really showed up in the famous orange pants! Just saying.
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Off to write a fan-letter to Chris Weitz’ orange pants (honestly, I LOVE them!)
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Hope no one of you cried when you found out. I had to laugh about it. Maybe cause I kinda saw it coming… So as I said above, join in the fun and participate in our contest!
HOW TO DAZZLE RAZZIE CONTEST
Leave a comment or send an e-mail with a question like the ones I posted above. You know, the stuff that REALLY matters We’ll choose the best ones and award them in a special post we’ll publish before the Razzies. Don’t hesitate, participate right now! Cause it’s fun! And we love e-mails and comments! So let the Razzie Contest begin!
* Today I’m proud to announce we got a special kind of premiere here on How to Dazzle! Cause this is Zelda’s first funny Monday stuff post EVER. YAY! We still love this series we started eight weeks ago to start mondays with a laugh. Just in case you are bit confused now: Yep, this is Soul writing. And yep, I’ve said that this is actually Zelda’s post. That’s the reason why I write in italic. Get it? Smart, right? Yes I know, thanks. But now it’s time for me to shut up and hand over the reins to Zelda, so here she goes!*
Cutting of Rosalie’s hair?? Girl are you serious? Do you want to summon the end of the world? Because Rosalie’s already bitching around if she HASN’T any reason to. So what would she do if you’d cut of her hair? Kill you? Not kill you, so that she can torture you for the rest of your life? Maybe by telling you the latest story’s of her sex life with Emmett?? Hmm…. Well at least I’m sure a lot of people would be thankful – to get rid of this bad wig!!
Ah those Volturi, not just ruining everyone’s day, but such spoil sports, as well^^ Can’t you see that this is the ONE moment in which Bella’s wasn’t going to fuss about something stupid, but to actually be happy?? But noooo, there you go…. Bella’s bothered again!!
Ooooh Jasper, why not?? I’d guess you’d even look hot in pink, although I have to say that’s hard to imagine…. Maybe Alice wants to turn the “Anne of Green Gables” themed wedding into some “80’s style/bad taste” themed party?? How about putting Bella in a leo-jumpsuit with some plateaus underneath?? And Edward needs to go as Elvis Presley double… Yeah!! Do you think Bella would be bothered by that??
Uuuuah, no words for this…. Nessie’s future boyfriend, messing with his former girlfriend who so happens to be Nessie’s mom at the same time…. Sick??
Is it possible that Bella cut of Rosalie’s hair or how did she deserve this??
* Okay, and now it’s me again. I’m proud to say that this is the first post we really kind of wrote together. Plus the Nessie’s mum text? So true! Definitely one of my favorite funny Monday stuff texts EVER! Just saying.
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Congrats for your fantabulous funny Monday stuff debut, partner
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What is your favorite funny Monday stuff pic? Know where we can find other hilarious Twipics? Do you think the whole Nessie / Bella / Jacob situation is kinda weird? (Cause it is!) Share your thoughts by leaving a comment or e-mail us!
Okay, now I guess I’ve lost you for the rest of the day. Cause you’ll probably be swooning over those schmexy Rob pics for the rest of the day. Which is completely fine by me. 
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