Do you know when the beginning of the new year makes you think about the old one? Yesterday when I went through all the stuff that happened to me in the last twelve months I realized that the most significant thing that really changed is the fact that I now run a Twilight-blog. I looked through all of Zelda and my old ICQ conversations to find out where it all started and came across an awful lot of hilarious things. So I decided to start a new series here at HTD called “Zelda and Soul chatting it up” where I’m gonna feature all or almost all our old conversations. Enjoy, cause it’s fun!
The one where we talk about making a scientifical study about Twilight and Zelda makes up words
Soul: you know the best thing about reading twilight? meeting my sister in our bathroom in the morning when she would suddenly start to freak out completely like “I go on reading and then I’m like what? stupid bitch Bella! I mean she just can’t…”
Zelda: haha, we should defs make a study about this! something like “The sex-specific impacts of reading pecarious situations in Stephenie Meyer’s modern novel Twilight”
Soul: oh yes, we should!
Zelda: not sure if pecarious is really a word though… okay I just tried to look it up… it isn’t
Soul: isn’t it pRecarious? try that one!
Zelda: Aah yes, you’re right! Nice! Well, you as the French pro should know that stuff
Soul: yeah, we’re such pros!
Zelda: no, you are a pro. I just make up words
Soul: nevermind! many famous people just make up words and basically no one ever notices
Zelda: haha, main thing is that it sounds intellectuel
Soul: yep, the rest doesn’t really matter. and hey, you came up with the fantabulous title for our new study. all just to give us a reason to force people to read the book of course^^
Zelda: haha, yep right!
Soul: we could film them. for scientifical reasons. and then laugh our asses of ten years from now while watching the tapes again
Zelda: oh yes, and then lets make an exclusive commentary to it!
Soul: and then we’re gonna sell it. damn, we’ll become so rich…
The one where we first talk about starting a blog and discover the fantabulous stardolls
Zelda: omg, we’re so creative
Soul: we need a blog for all our endless creativity. but then we also need an edward action figure to make super funny pics with
Zelda: guess my grandma could sew one for us
Soul: yeah, great! here you got the model
Zelda: oh my gosh, how cool is that? I can dress him!? haha, I’m making him an outfit right now^^ tan pullover and khaki pants, gaayyy… guess I’m making SMeyer proud with that one^^ or wait, even better: yellow tank top and black mesh wife-beater, oh yes!
Soul: you’re the edward styling queen! okay, I’ll make one and then send it to you
(five minutes later after I found out how to make screenshots)
Zelda: this has to be awesome! I mean you named the file gayward…
Soul: I’m feeling so creative right now, I just have to make a second one! or better, look what I found! there better is a khaki skirt or I’ll be waayy pissed!
Zelda: haha, go for it
Soul: okay, there’s an army dress
Zelda: oh my gosh, I just saw it. have you seen the bunny jacket? haha
Soul: why are there only highheels? I wanna dress her up as Bella and everyone knows Bella would never ever wear stilettos
Zelda: big fail!
Soul: yeah… and there isn’t even a Kstew black mullet wig… and why are there no ray bans for rob?
The one where we talk hate-mail and fake names
Zelda: maybe you should write them a mail… perhaps hate mail for not having the proper outfits on their page^^
Soul: yeah, publicly. on our new blog… I would’ve written down a name if I had one already…
Zelda: what about letterstoletterstotwilight, edward4president, bite me, screwworkillbecomevampire…
(two minutes and 11 suggestions later)
Soul: oh, and we need fake names!
Zelda: uhm Soul? are you serious right now? I mean this is not a joke? you’re a freak
okay, I wanna be edwardina… or thepecariousprincess… who do you wanna be?
Soul: hm, I don’t know… it defs has to be something cool and stylish. cause you know, I would never write such stuff under my real name
Zelda: yeah, you’re right. I mean, how embarrassing would that be?
Soul: haha, exactly! k, I gotta go catch some sleep now… and snuggle with my printed out gayward a bit…
Off to recover from the New Year’s celebrations…
So did you know about the fantabulous stardolls? They even added the Taylor Lautner one a few weeks ago. Did you know we considered calling our blog letterstoletterstotwilight? I guess this must have been the day Zelda realized that I was NOT joking about starting a blog… Wanna share your own stardoll creations? Or anything else? Leave a comment or send an e-mail!