I don’t know about you but when I first read the Twilight books I had the feeling that I WAS Bella. It kinda felt as if I was actually IN the book. If I now think back though, the only thing that comes to my mind is “I’m SO not Bella. At all.” Cause no, I’m NOT a stupid teenage girl who is bothered by basically EVERYTHING. Think of Twilight! Bella hates Forks. And the rain. And highschool. And being the new girl. And snow. And being forced to lie down on a stretcher. And sports. And dancing. And shopping. And dressing properly. And… Damn, is there anything apart from cooking and Edward that does NOT bother her? Instead of being happy that she just survived what would normally have been a terrible car accident she is embarrassed to death by being carried away on a stretcher. Instead of being happy she already made all that biology stuff back in Phoenix she is bothered by being forced to sit beside Edward. Instead of being glad the guy (Edward) who looked at her in that “if vampires looks could kill” manner is not there she is depressed beyond belief.
Instead of going to the dance to hang out with her friends and have fun she mopes around about how she can’t dance cause she’s such a klutz. Instead of being happy that she is obviously popular among the boys (I mean, Eric, Mike and Tyler asked her to the dance) she is annoyed. Gah, girl! Sometimes -okay, maybe always- you drive me crazy! Everything is centered around you, the ordinary humans for some reason I can’t really understand think you’re hot and lovely. The super sexy vampire in disguise who every girl who ever visited Forks High wants to date is only attracted to you (okay, or maybe your blood…). And all you do is being miserable and muttering around how your life is so bad. Wanna trade? Cause I can imagine worse! Honestly, how could I ever have thought I were like you? Because we got long brown hair? Perhaps. Because we were born on the same day? Maybe. But no, wait, I was NOT depressed on my 18th birthday! I had a torn apart all the ligaments in my ankle and couldn’t walk on my own. Yeah, that kind of sucked. Badly. Nevertheless I tried to have fun as best I could. I did not bitch at anyone for giving me presents. Or a cake. Or whatever.
So I’ll take it all back. I’m not like you. At all. Cause if it was me instead of you who lived in Forks and had that super hot vampire boyfriend this story would have been a whole lot different. Promise! You even where moping around on your wedding day. Are you kidding me? You get to marry one of the hottest creatures / vamps ever and are annoyed cause you have to wear make-up and a dress? A beautiful beyond believe only cost 20 000 $ at that parisian designer store dress. And you gotta close your eyes and go to your stupid happy place to try it on. I can’t believe it! So stop being lame and spoiling everyone’s fun. Be a grown up and start having fun! Kthxbye.
Off to celebrate that I’m NOT bothered by everything
Does Bella kinda annoy you too? At least sometimes… Do you think she should stop being depressed all the time? ANything I forgot to add to the list of “things that bother Bella”? Honestly girl, snow is not that bad. Designer dresses are not that bad. Btw, does anyone know where I can get that dress? Like for free? Leave a comment or e-mail us!