Eclipse Quote Game round 4

Today’s quote comes from Forks’ most famous ladies man, Charlie Swan.

Wait, there’s two tickets? Super!

Okay, it’s pretty obvious where that one comes in. (Flight tickets to visit Bella’s mum, duh!) But wouldn’t it be so much cooler if those were two tickets for…

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  Mike, Eric and Tyler’s very first wannabe Chippendales performance (you know, for a little Edward and Charlie bonding time )

• a 100 Monkeys show aka super bad taste music evening (cause you know Jackson wants a 100 Monkeys song in a Twilight movie SO BAD)
• the midnight showing of “Facepunch 2″, the sequel to the famous action movie “Facepunch” from New Moon

See, three things that would be much more exciting than visiting Bella’s mum in Jacksonville! Sorry dear Jacksonville people, I’m not saying you’re boring or whatever. There’s just no way you could compete with the awesomeness of “Facepunch 2″. When it comes to a 100 Monkeys show though I’d rather pick Jacksonville. Cause they suck. SO BADLY! Sorry Jackson, but it’s true! Maybe you could get Melissa Rosenberg to write a really awful wedding band into Breaking Dawn. That would be your only chance to get a 100 Monkeys appearance in a Twilight movie. Thank god!

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Off to get my Facepunch DVD out (just kidding)

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What quote should I use next? Send some in! Honestly, do! Also, are the 100 Monkeys your favorite band? Are you insane? Would you go to Mike, Eric and Tyler’s Chippendales show? Let us know via comment!

(image: Google)

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How Twitter dazzled me with the Eclipse press junket

Sorry gals for being a little behind on stuff. I KNOW there were tons of Eclipse press junkets plus Rob on Leno and countless other stuff. To catch up quickly on most of that without letting good stuff out, I decided to do an Eclipse press junket round-up via Twitter. Aka I took screenshots of tweets from people who where at all the important events (like let’s say the Eclipse Con). Ready? Go! Oh, another thing before we start! Just in case you re not familiar with the awesomeness that is the twitters. If there are multiple tweets following each other you gotta read from bottom to top. Now let’s get this party started, shall we?

There is so much epicness in these tweets it’s unbelievable! First of all THUMBS UP for Rob for making fun of the awkwardness that is the Renesmee imprint in Breaking Dawn. And then Taylor’s retort? Priceless! I can so see KStew starting to panick thinking poor little Taytay might spill the beans about Robsten. Bahaha, I wish I had been there! This little conversation alone would have been worth it! BEST ECLIPSE PRESS JUNKET MOMENT OF ALL TIME!

Alright, I had my problems with Bryce right from the start. Not because of her personally but because of the huge Rachelle Lefevre Gate. Most of her appearances lately have convinced me that she’s really into the books and wanted to assure a certain continuity when it comes to playing Victoria. And right when I’m about to actually like her… she comes up with this. Uhm, not being good at anything else is NOT the best reason to become an actress. Just saying…

Uh huh… LMAO. Honestly Jackson? This is your attempt at being funny? Are you kidding me? Probably not seeing that you also think you make serious, good music with the 100 Monkeys…

Hehe, you know why Rob and Kris said Twilight, right? Cause of that steamy bedroom scene where they got “carried away” for the first time. You also know why Taylor had to say Eclipse, no? Cause he was barely present in Twilight plus he gets to kiss Kristen in this one. Plus he is legal now in states other than Georgia which means he is finally free from Chris Hansen. Which means he can finally get it on with a woman of his choice who shows him how it’s done. Or a man of his choice. Whichever he wants. (Sorry, you know me. I just couldn’t resist! )

So, how obvious is it that this was a shout-out to Kristen that he wants a son? Soon? Do you think his mum Clare asked him to throw that in there? And how many “Is Kristen pregnant?” / “RPatz says he can’t wait for a Robsten lovechild” will we get just because of this?

Bryce the Twimom? WIN! Do you think she has a red carpet in her basement? Oh no, wait, she can walk REAL red carpets. But maybe she’s trying to turn her son into a Twikid? Or it’s just the fact that NOTHING is cooler than to own a Barbie who looks exactly like yourself.

THUMBS UP for KStew acknowledging the shitty Bella-wig! Even though I gotta admit I’m a little worried. If wearing that wig meant she was unable to run her fingers through her hair… then how did she act? I mean, isn’t lip-biting and hair touching what she usually tries to sell us as acting? Can’t wait to see how she tried to compensate that. Maybe by *GASP* REAL acting?

Kristen is a good cook? Yay, domestic Stew LIVES! I kinda wanna try a piece of that pie. Also can you imagine Kris cooking for the whole cast? I so wanna have pics! How sweet is that? Plus you know what that “the way to a man’s heart” means, right? Either that Alex is now in love with her or… it was just another indirect Robsten dropper. Or third option: Alex wanted the Robstens to THINK it was a hint to have a good laugh when they all freaked out.

BAM! Remember Summit when you said all that shit about only re-shooting minor scenes? YOU DAMN LIARS! The tent scene? Have you read the book? The tent scene is CRUCIAL! The most important thing second only to the leg-hitch! You people just don’t get it! Good David Slade does though! Thumbs up little guy for making it more erotic! WIN!

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I blame Summit! For everything! Because they deserve it!

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These were only a few of the highlights. What were your favorite moments of all those Eclipse press events? Please let us know! It’s hard to keep up with EVERYTHING for me, so I might have missed some of the good stuff. Help me out and send me your personal favorites and fails! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: screenshots from my Twitter timeline)

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Time for Music Weekend featuring the Eclipse Soundtrack

Ready for the second part of the Eclipse soundtrack? Because I sure as hell am! So here are the next five songs on the list plus my thoughts plus random notes plus review. Oh, and the video again of course so that you can refresh your memory a bit and get into the right mood. Now let’s start!

***UPDATE: Sorry, they removed the video above. I tried to find vids of the songs to insert though***

06. Fanfarlo – Atlas:

I know this is probably a strange thing to say but it kinda reminds me of Jeff Buckley’s version Hallelujah. No idea why, it just does. At least at the beginning. Didn’t really get into it at the first listen but five times later it gets better. Maybe it’s one of the songs you have to hear several times…

07. The Black Keys – Chop and Change: Sorry, couldn’t find a video of that one. Plus I don’t remember it well enough from back when I listened to the soundtrack live stream to have an opinion about it. Which probably means it is not one of my favorites or I would still have it stuck in my head somewhere. But I can assure you it’s not that bad either or I’d already have at least ten different jokes ready about how bad it sucks. You know, just like I have with those 100 Monkey songs…

08. The Dead Weather – Rolling in on a Burning Tire:

Definitely NOT one of my favorites. Sorry, but I just can’t say I like this song. Probably the one I’m gonna skip EVERY SINGLE TIME. Also please ignore that super awkward, super horribly photoshopped poster that’s there during the complete video.

09. Beck and Bat for Lashes – Let’s get Lost:

Yay, video with lyrics just in case you don’t understand what they’re singing. I loved some of the old stuff Beck did. Years back. Haven’t heard much since then. Maybe that’s a bit weird, but the first time I heard it I was like “This should SO play during the tent scene when we get the Jacob dream-scene where he makes out with Bella. Cause this is sex-music!” Yep, I thought that. And I won’t take it back. Plus I really kinda wanna have a dream-scene there. Sorry Team Edward members. I also wanted Jake to kiss Bella right after he said kwop kilawtley. Be mad at me, hate at me, I don’t care! So will this become the ultimate Jacob and Bella sex-music? We’ll see!

10. Vampire Weekend – Jonathan Low: Hm, I got the feeling that they might use this one in a Jacob Bella scene. Probably in one where Bella hangs out with the wolfpack while they make fun of Jake for being in love with Bella when then suddenly Lea Clearwater shows up and gives poor Bella and her bad hairline a bitchface that would even put Rosalie to shame. Wanna know how that idea came into my mind? Uhm, that must have been when I watched THIS scene for the first time and noticed Vampire Weekend is playing in the background!

Also why the heck is Taylor the only one wearing a shirt in this scene, huh? FAIL!

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Stay tuned for the third (and last) part of the soundtrack

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What’s your opinion on the soundtrack? Any favorites so far? Any ideas where they might put the songs? Any idea where Jacob’s abs have gone? Leave a comment or e-mail me!

(videos: YouTube)

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Is this how you found us?

You know what we haven’t done in a while? A new episode of our little series called finding our blog via google! Since the list I keep for that gets longer and longer I thought it was time to thin it out a bit by sharing some highlights with you!

bella is a dumb bitch for not going for jacob: Uhm, hardcore Team Jacob anyone?

Let's swoon over Taylor's REAL abs before he finally announces he's actually gay...

cgi abs in new moon: Oh, you mean Rob’s airbrushed on abs? Yeah well, we can’t deny that…

are those taylor lautner real abs in new moon: Yep, in contrary to Rob’s airbrush-abs (see above) Taylor hit the gym and consumed a year’s supply of meat patties in only one month in order to gain 30 pounds of pure muscles. Or something like that. You know, the story he tells in every single interview he ever gave since Twilight? That’s what I’m talking about.

how to email robsessedpattinson.com: I don’t know, why don’t you hop over to their site and ask them? Or just click on that pic under which they wrote “click HERE to e-mail us”? Alright? Fine! Glad I could help you! Oh, and tell them thanks from me for always putting up all the newest Rob-pics! Some days I would be lost without them…

bobby long porn: You mean Rob’s friend Bobby Long? The one who once gave his shirt to Rob so we blogged about him? Hm, sorry, I NEVER made Bobby Long porn… If you are looking for let’s say Rob-porn or hot Twi-cast porn, then just click HERE! Or send over your personal Bobby-porn collection so that I can use it in my post next time he is out and about anywhere with Rob.

bobby long fanfiction: Nope, sorry to disappoint you again! After confessing I did NOT make Bobby Long porn I now have to tell you that neither did I write Bobby Long fanfiction where he and Rob get it on backstage after one of Bobby’s concerts because Rob was so turned on by Bobby’s plaid shirt. Sorry!

Do NOT get this for your kid!

9 year old twilight cakes: 9 year old cakes? Uhm, wouldn’t they be rotten and smelly and disgusting after 9 years? Or do you mean you want a Twilight cake for your nine year old kid? In case that’s it, no! Just NO! I mean, no nine year old would really like Twilight. Because she (I HOPE it’s a girl and not a boy we’re talking about here) would simply not “get it”. The only reason a little girl would fall in love with Twilight was if you were one of those crazy Twimoms and MADE her like it. So just get het a princess Arielle cake instead, will you? You know, same story (girl changes who she is for the love of her life and happily ever after) only WAY more appropriate for little girls! WIN!

banana on the beach: Uh yes, we definitely blogged about bananas at the beach! Check out Zelda’s post HERE! Honestly, READ IT! But hey, be warned! It might contain pics of Jackson wearing a Skinsuit… Just saying!

blogs about birth control pills: Well yeah, we DID mention birth control pills quite a lot around here. So smart of you to look that up on the internet before you end up pregnant with a half-human half-vampire demon child on which the only revenge you can take is to name her Renesmee. I wish Bella had been as smart as you! Would have spared me some serious WTF-moments…

And with that I leave you. Sometimes I really wonder what some of those people think when they google all this stuff and then end up HERE…

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Off to finish the next chapter of my Bobby Long fanfic… Just kidding!

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Are you one of the people who found our blog via Google? What did you type in? Or maybe not Google? How else have you found us? We wanna know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Google and Twitter)

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Funny Monday stuff special aka Jackson AGAIN?

I hope all you fans of the usual funny Monday stuff won’t kill me for that, buuutttt… I found a TON of new Jackson pics apart from the ones I already posted as sexy Sunday’s Brunch. They are to good to NOT show you but I don’t know where else I could include them. So I decided to make a funny Monday edition with all those strange Jackson photos. Honestly, I have absolutely no idea what they were thinking (or drinking) when they did this photoshoot… See for yourself!

This one somehow reminds me of Stanley Kubrick’s Clockwork Orange. Except that there’s a Jasper action figure on the aviator hat… I told you this are strange pics!

And here we go again! Hat? Check. Jasper action figure on said hat? Check!

Uhm, WTF??? He broke off Jasper’s arm, put a cigarette on it using sticky tape and made Jasper light his new improved and waayyy longer ( you know that’s all that counts for men) cigarette? Uh yeah, cause that’s not weird at all.

Oh yes, a little yoga. I gotta confess I DO kinda like this pic!

Yeahieeee! Zelda and I used to do stuff like that when we were kids! (Maybe we still do it and just won’t tell you ) So is Jackson going to be the new gymnastics superstar? After the 100 Monkeys’ music career failed, that is!?

I know this is SUPPOSED to be Charlie Chaplin. But to me it will always just be “the penguin”. Cause that’s what is looks like here. Sorry to say…

This is either Jackson’s ringmaster costume or some weird 100 Monkeys joke where he pretends to be the monkey tamer or his attempt at channeling the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland, I’m not quite sure.

I really think the last two days made me like Jackson quite a bit more. Also, can you tell that I’m doing EVERYTHING (including posting pics of Jackson Rathbone two days in a row) just to get Zelda back and make her love this blog so much more even though I fully well know she’s busy as hell with university stuff? Am I not the meanest best friend EVER?

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Happy Monday yall!

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Which one is your favorite? And did you laugh your ass off just like I did? Honestly, what were they thinking when they took those pics? And were did they get that Jasper action figure from? Was is the photographer’s? Did Jackson bring it with him cause he NEVER goes anywhere without it? Cause let’s face it, what would be cooler than having an action figure of yourself? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Twifans)

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Twi-News aka stuff that is to strange to NOT post

Dear Readers, it’s time for a little news round-up once again now that I’m back home with my lappy where ALL the blogging stuff is saved securely! So please enjoy random Twi-News that might make you laugh your ass off or creep you out or make you want more, you never know. Decide for yourself!

Okay, before we start with the strange stuff, here are two things that made me really really jealous!

Tinsel Korey was at America’s Best Dance Crew

I do gymnastics plus I’m in a dance group plus I did ballet for a whole decade. This means I got a thing for artistic and super cool dance performances. Which results in me being a HUGE fan of America’s Best Dance Crew! So Tinsel, next time please don’t forget to call me so we can go together! Kthxbye.

Howard Shore recorded the Eclipse score and David Slade was there

Howard Shore and Hans Zimmer are my favorite movie score composers OF ALL TIME! They even share the first place cause I can’t decide which one I like better. Just in case you’re not a score pro: Hans Zimmer did Pirates of the Caribbean (I KNOW you all know that!) and Howard Shore did Lord of the Rings. Which was the ONLY fantasy book adaption that did NOT disappoint me btw. Just saying. (Hear that Harry Potter people? Yes, I was MAJORLY disappointed by the movies!). So I’m pretty much in love with their work and the fact that the super awesome genius HOWARD SHORE is doing the Eclipse score is BRILLIANT! Cause at least THAT part of the movie will totally RULE! No matter how bad they might screw up the rest I can assure you if it gets too bad just close your eyes in the cinema and listen to the music and everything will be right!

Okay, now the other stuff…

We got a sneak preview of the 100 Monkeys Swimsuit calendar

And unlike Zelda hoped he would it, Jackson is NOT wearing a skinsuit. But I bet Ashley Greene showed him all her sexy beach poses. Cause from these pics you can definitely tell he only learned from the best…

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Kristen and Kellan showed up at the Coachella festival

Before I accidently start any rumours here, I did not say that they showed up TOGETHER. In case you don’t live in the US you might not know what Coachella is. So let me explain! It’s a huge music festival where lots of celebrities show up and there are different parties all around going on. Like Woodstock only much cooler and less hippie. So Kristen was spotted with her brother at the Lacoste pool party there looking all GANGSTA. Hey, don’t mess with La Stew cause she’s ghetto badass like that!

Also I hope she picked some really really awful awesome Lacoste stuff to bring home for Rob! Like THIS!

And Kellan was spotted wearing a shirt of absolute AWESOMENESS! Aka his Playboy shirt. No joke! I can SO imagine him buying that one… But hey, it kinda fits him WELL!

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Jamie Campbell Bower did a photoshoot showing us A LOT

No joke! And I’m not talking about his “Zoe” tattoo. Yay for wearing your ex-girlfriends name on your chest. But before you start worrying about how this makes his new girlfriend feel, he recently went to a tattoo studio to get something to cover that one up. So let’s how he didn’t get a Twilight inspired tatt just to distract his gf from Zoe… But what I meant with A LOT is that his butt is hanging out of his pants. On purpose of course. But I do NOT think that this makes the pic sexier. In fact it’s the contrary… Well, see for yourself and decide how naked you really wanna see the one who plays Caius aka the Malfoy vampire!

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Does anyone else think that last pic looks a little gay? And just in case you’ve been wondering… yes, that tatt on his buttock DOES say “Bob Dylan”…

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Bryce Dallas Howard and her real-life Riley

I KNOW this is not really news-worthy BUT I found this pic under that exact headline. Her “real-life Riley”. And OF COURSE I was like “What? Bryce has a young hot toy-boy which she betrays but with which she also has super hot sex?” Then I read the article and it made me go like “Oh.. no… it’s just her husband…” Gah, honestly, who came up with that headline when in fact she’s just having lunch with her hubby? And I thought something interesting was going on…

Alright, so now you got all the most important Twi-News straight from your personal super hilarious / hot / awesome / add any other positive adjectives newscaster Soul!

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Off to look if Jamie’s pics are already up on all the gay sites (I bet they are!)

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So do feel informed now? Which pics are your favorites? What about Jamie’s photoshoot? And can we please talk about how fantastic it is that HOWARD SHORE did the Eclipse score? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Twitter and Twifans)

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How To Dazzle Musicbox Vol.3

You know what we haven’t done in a while? Yeah, published new Rob-porn, I know. But that wasn’t what I meant. I was talking about another edition of the How To Dazzle Musicbox! But today is Saturday, which means you’ll probably all go out to party. Which also means you’ll probably all be hung over as hell at the family Easter lunch tomorrow. Just like me… Awesome! So for this special occasion I especially picked two amazing, breathtaking songs from my least favorite party band, the 100 Monkeys. You know, the one with Jackson Rathbone in it. Yeah exactly, the one who sucks SO BADLY! But at the same time they are so damn hilarious that I just HAD to make you listen to those two songs… So turn the volume up and let’s get ready to party!

Oh yeah, before I forget, check out this little interview first!

While you listen to the following songs now always keep in mind that Jackson just stated that he would love the 100 Monkeys to be part of a Twilight soundtrack…

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The one that’s perfect for dressing up & getting ready to go

Be aware, this contains guys trying out make-up. On themselves. And yes, Jackson is one of them. Yall be warned!

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The one they just made up at their concert

Yes, those guys make up songs in the middle of their live concerts. And then call it “improvised song” cause that sounds so much cooler. I have no idea why one would do that. I also have no idea why they called this one “Boo Boo Kitty Fuck”. No, I did NOT make this name up…

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And now, party like a rockstar!

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Is it strange that I kinda grow attached to that band? Actually I think they’re pretty hilarious… even if I still think that they suck. Badly! So would you like to hear “Ugly Girl” playing while Bella gets self-conscious while being dressed up by Alice? Or what about “Boo Boo Kitty Fuck” on Isle Esme? Oh god, I would DIE if they did that…^^ And can we please come up with a special term to express HOW BADLY this actually sucks? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(videos: YouTube)

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Bananas on the beach – and Jackson exposed!!

Of course, my dear blogging BFF and Twitter addict Soul knows that I’ve got kind of a crush for Jackson Rathbone – yap, consider me Team Jasper (just like Nuttymadam, how nice to know…^^).

The tweet that got 100 Monkeys fans all around the world excited

So a few weeks ago,when she heard about this gem on Twitter, she didn’t lose any time to send me a message and tell me about the hype that was going on: Apparently Marty, the Bananager of Jackson Rathbone’s band “100 Monkeys” (about whose questionable talent we blogged before), tweeted about a “swimsuit calendar photo shoot”, including a sexy picture of himself lounging in a hot pose on the beach…. yeah, I know, there’s nothing sexier than a banana on the beach!! But here, see for yourselves:

Banana on the beach - HOT HOT HOT

But because we are awesome like that, and especially because nowadays, Soul’s not only addicted to Twitter, but also a complete pro at photoshop (thanks to the routine she got while photoshopping herself next to Taylor Lautner/Alex Meraz in about every single picture she found of them doing important stuff for blog-purposes), we had to imagine what such a calendar would look like…. and came up with some awesome pictures of Jackson Rathbone being hotter than ever – or maybe not so much!!

Is it a skinsuit??

For this one, Jackson asked Ashley for help because of her recent experiences with skinsuits. Furthermore, he lost 30 pounds in about 30 minutes, in order to put them back on in the right places – of course under the careful supervision of Summit fanboy and figurehead Taylor Lautner, who never misses an opportunity to tell us how easy stuff like that is to do. Then Jackson put on his “sexy bedroom face” which he was practising the night before, this time under careful supervision of ME (haha just kidding – unfortunately^^) and gave us all he has…. Well I’m already looking forward to see this pic on the august page of the swimsuit calendar, and hanging it up in my kitchen – but not so much to the fact that then, in august, my grandma will walk in there and probably get a heartattack from it^^

And OMG, is THIS a skinsuit??

But hey, if this is already enough to give an old lady a heartattack, we’re lucky that THIS page wasn’t up…. Jackson in his leisure swimsuit!! Of course surrounded by sexy girls, because who could resist the concentrated hotness that’s radiating from this guy?? Edward’s nothing to it, not even in his best vampire-days…. Jackson makes them all go crazy!! Maybe I could ask Soul to photoshop my head on the body of one of these girls? And then I could print this pic out, in lifesize, and decorate my wall with it, because actually the calender itself is NOT enough to do Jackson’s hotness justice… or the hotness of a banana on the beach!! Maybe this is going to be the next hip drink in the clubs of L.A. – I already hear Robert Pattinson yelling at KStew “Oy, get me another Banana on the Beach, babe”!! Oh yes, 100 Monkeys, this is SO going to be a bestseller…. If you’re looking for a good PR manager (in addition to Marty, of course), you know, maybe I could spare some of my precious time…. I would even wear the banana suit!! Or maybe I could wear my old strawberry dress which I borrowed Soul once to make out with Rob, then we could be a fruit salad. How about it

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Off to see if the strawberry still fits,

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So, what do you think about the 100 Monkeys sexy swimsuit calendar? Would you buy it? Or would you rather get a heartattack if you saw it? How do you like Marty the Bananager? And do you like the idea about the banana on the beach drink as much as I do?

(Pictures: Google, Twitter and Soul)

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Finding our fantabulous Blog via Google Vol.4

Another month has passed and that means it’s once more time for our Google special. You know, the one where we share what people googled whe they ended up here on our blog. Most of the time it’s just normal stuff like “Bella and Edward”, “Taylor Lautner naked” and stuff like that. But from time to time there are real gems which we just have to share with you. So this is Finding our Blog via Google Vol.4, enjoy! (Wow, I can’t believe we already run this site for four months…)

The 100 Monkeys and their banana mascot... SUCK!

taylor lautner on best abs list: There’s a best abs list? Like best dressed? Why didn’t I know about that? I’m a sucker for abs! I NEED that list. Immediately! Anyone having that list? Send it over! NOW!

how does bella give birth to renesmee: You don’t wanna know that. Not really. Trust me! You DON’T!

100 monkeys suck: Uhm yes, they do! You’re absolutely right here on our blog cause they suck BADLY. And I said so in a couple of post. And I won’t take it back. Sorry Jackson…

bella’s plaid shirt in eclipse: Rob, is that you? I KNEW you would like that shirt. But why do you have to google that? Did you forget to strip it off Kristen and take it home with you? Do you want it for yourself or as a present for her? Did she force you to get her that shirt? Uhoh, you better hurry up then or you’ll be stuck with La Stew sourpuss having every action between the sheets cancelled ifyouknowwhatimean.

Bella pregnant with a demon baby or Kristen with Rob's lovechild?

is bella pregnant in real life: Ah, I’ve prepared a whole post about that. Why are there so many people who just don’t get the difference? Bella Swan is a fictional character. Which means she doesn’t even exist in “real life”. If you mean Kristen Stewart, then the answer is no. She’s not pregnant with Rob’s lovechild… yet. (Just kidding, you know me. I don’t believe there’s ever going to be such a thing as a Rob and Kristen lovechild…)

http://mamasoul.wordpress.com: Omg, my mum has a blog? Are you kidding me? First of all, how did she find this blog here? Cause she must have, otherwise she wouldn’t know that I call her Mama Soul. I mean, obviously that’s not what I call her in real life. So she found out about this secret blog of mine and started one of her own? Do you think she posts super embarrassing childhood pics of me there? Honestly Mama Soul, what DO you do on your blog? I die if she makes fun of Twilight there…

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Off to check out Mama Soul’s secret blog

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These are only a few examples of what people google when they suddenly stumble upon our beloved blog. So how did you find our blog? Came across it by accident? Googled “Tom Sturridge and Robert Pattinson 4eva”? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: google)

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The How to Dazzle Musicbox – 100 Monkeys edition

Happy birthday from the 100 Monkeys and the banana guy

I’ve been so busy I haven’t slept for over 30 hours now. I’m exhausted to say the least so please forgive me for being lazy again. I probably drank 12 cups of coffee in the last four hours. I definitely got a caffeine overdose. But because I’m such a dedicated and awesome Twi-blogger (haha, kidding) before I finally go to my super comfy bed, I present you the How to Dazzle Musicbox – 100 Monkeys edition. For everyone who doesn’t know, the 100 Monkeys are Jackson Rathbone’s band. Their mascot is a guy wearing a banana costume. Yep, you heard me right. They’re crazy like that… Explains Jackson’s birthday cake though. So to make it short, without further adieu, here we go!

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The one called “The Scientist”

The one called “The Mayonnaise Song”

The one called “The Monkey Song”

Okay, strange song titles, strange mascot, strange lyrics… To be honest I just couldn’t bear to listen to all three songs. Maybe it’s the sleep deprivation, maybe it’s the fact that I think they suck. Bad. Not sure though…

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Off to my comfy bed to snuggle with my Alex Meraz dreamcatcher

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Sorry for being lazy today! I promise something super spectacular for tomorrow! Did you know about Jackson’s band? Do you think they suck? Do you like the “Mayonnaise Song”? Let me know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(videos: YouTube)

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