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* Soul-note: Sorry, WordPress didn’t work so I had to wait to make this post until I got home from work tonight. Which means I write this post at about 1 am plus I have uni tomorrow from 9 am until 8 pm. I promise I will try to come up with a post for tomorrow though which I will probably write in my lunch break. Cause I’m awesome like that. So please be patient and excuse those two days of blogging craziness. Be assured I’ll do my very best though! ;-) *

So first of all, just in case you haven’t done that yet, here is Bill Condon’s letter to the fans. Read it! Or read it again!

Do NOT read this!

Dear Bill, you had me at the greeting! Twihards, Twimoms, Team Edward, Team Jacob and Team Switzerland? Awesome! The only thing that would have made this better? If you had included Team Charlie (you know, for Mama Soul) or Team Humans. Cause you know there must be some Mike Newton or Eric Yorkie fans out there! But then I saw it… uh oh! You mention Team Summit? Just in case you don’t know it… Summit doesn’t have a Team aka supporters or fans. Why you might ask now. Well, I could go on endlessly now, talking about the Rachelle Lefevre gate and other stuff. But to cut a long story short it’s basically because they didn’t get ANYTHING right in the past. So next time just leave out the part where you talk about Summit! Oh how sweet is it to hear you talking about reading all the books and watching all the movies.

Read THIS instead!

I can so picture this in my head and I kinda love you for that. In fact this note was the first thing that made me think that Breaking Dawn might NOT be screwed up after all… So yes, I already have faith in you! Only here is a little advice from me to you while you’re still doing research: Do NOT read the Bree Tanner book! Because 1.) she already dies in Eclipse 2.) knowledge about Newborns will not help you with that whole strange Renesmee business. At all. 3.) no one (except for Stephenie and Jodelle Ferland) really cares about Bree anyway. Instead I suggest you venture into the land of fanfiction. As a little Isle Esme inspiration you know.

Or maybe THIS!

So that’s all for now dear Bill. Even though I’m a little disappointed that there won’t be any musical numbers. I was actually looking forward to having the wolfpack doing a cover of the Backstreet Boys “Everybody” singing “The wolves are back AAAALRIGHT” while Taylor and Alex do all those crazy backflips and stuff that Brian usually did during all the Backstreet Boys performances (yes, I DO remember details from BSB performances. And I’m NOT ashamed to admit it!).

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Off to make another helpful list for Bill (cause you know there is more than enough strange stuff left in Breaking Dawn that I haven’t talked about yet)

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PS: Here, I know you’ve been waiting for me to post this! ;-)

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So what do you think about Bill’s note? Also what other fanfics should I recommend him in a future post as Isle Esme research? Cause I totally WILL do that! Leave a comment or e-mail me!

(images: google and facebook)

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Guess who's tweeting now

Yes you heard me right! No Eclipse trailer discussion today due to… Kellan using Twitter now! The day before yesterday a new account under the name @kellanlutz suddenly popped up and at first no one was sure if this was just another faker. I was pretty sure that this was the real Kellan tweeting there cause first of all his avatar was NOT a pic from a photoshoot or part of any pic I had ever seen of him. In fact it was one of Kellan at a game with other random guys’ crotches right behind his head.

Plus his second tweet was this very twitpic (READ THE CAPTION!):

It’s only Kellan’s second tweet and already he writes stuff like “Come get dirty with me”? He knows what women want! Plus he most definitely knows how to be a fun twitterer. WIN! Maybe we’ll get some pics from the gym next… By the time I checked yesterday he already had over 20. 000 followers and I am proud to say that I was follower number 647! Yep, I might have missed lots of other Twi-stuff but when it comes to Kellan’s Twitter I was one of the early ones! So, I already got a Direct Message from Alex Meraz, now I wanna have Kellan as well (that’s what she said)… ;-) Also does anyone else think it’s funny that he followed Ashley Greene BEFORE his supposed girlfriend AnnaLynne McCord? Haha, I bet it has something to do with “Ashley’s box“… Okay Kellan, let the gym pics come! Or I guess I’ll be fine with just a pic of you and your sweet dog Kola as well. Just make sure to take off your shirt if you don’t mind. Oh and have I mentioned that I’m a total Twitter pro? So if you got any questions just DM me and I’ll be there in a second! Kthxbye!

Glitter? Check! Fireworks? Check! Will the wedding look like this?

Also we got news on Breaking Dawn! Summit announced that BILL CONDON will direct the movie… or movies rather if they are making two films. Just in case you have no idea who he is, he did the eight times Oscar nominated movie “Dreamgirls”. You know what that means, right? He is a total PRO when it comes to GLITTER! ;-) Also in the official announcement he talked about “this saga’s climax” a lot. Climax? Doesn’t he know it ALWAYS fades to black before someone climaxes? Oh Bill, this is not fanfiction, this is Stephenie Meyer… I’m currently working on a super fantabulous post for Bill and it will be up soon, promise! Also they said Stephenie Meyer will be one of the producers. You know what that means, right? There is a chance the wedding dress might end up just as ugly as the engagement ring… Let’s cross our fingers someone will reign Stephenie in! Cause there is NO WAY a wedding completely centered around and themed after THIS ring could ever look good… Just saying…

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Off to look for wedding dresses just in case they wanna know my opinion on that

(Also: Off to try and get Kellan to DM me)

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So what is you opinion about Bill Condon? Love it? Hate it? Do we have to fear Stephenie might wanna choose the wedding dress? Also, how AWESOME was that tweet from Kellan? Plus did Summit just announce the director for Breaking Dawn to distract us from the fact that they are in serious trouble with Eclipse? I have no idea… You? Leave a comment or e-mail me!

(images: Twitter and Google)

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