Time to start the Breaking Dawn Countdown?

Hi! My (fake) name is Saveyoursoul and I’m a secret Twilight-blogger. Yeah sorry, just thought I’d take a sec to introduce myself again AA style. You know, since I haven’t been around in a while haha. I know I kept everyone waiting long enough for a new post so without further ado, let’s discuss the Breaking Dawn trailer! Well actually it will be more me rambling around about it but you are welcome to share all your observations in the comments! Or per e-mail. You know, the usual.

Remember how they ALWAYS made such a big deal out of premiering the newest trailer at the next best MTV award show? And remember how those Twilight trailer ALWAYS leaked BEFORE the show? Yeah? Well same thing this time. How I know? Uhm well, maybe because I watched the Breaking Dawn trailer approximately 3 hours before the show even STARTED. Ha! Win! Now watch it again with me. You know, to refresh our memory… and cause it has some good scenes in it.

Does anyone else think the Volturi scene in the beginning is SO random? Especially cause they don’t appear anywhere in the trailer later on? (Except the half second in the end that doesn’t count cause no one says anything and they don’t connect it to anything else in the trailer. This is my blog so I get to make the rules, remember? Ha!) I mean they DO show up somewhere in Breaking Dawn but since they don’t hint at the never-to-actually-take-place fight they might as well have cut them completely out and taken those 10 secs for a few more hot shots of naked Edward in the sea or something… Just saying.

Really like the Charlie and Renee reactions. Charlie’s face says it all. And Renee is so like hell yes I knew it, time to buy new fancy shoes for the party! Awesome.

Of course they couldn’t go longer than 30 secs in a trailer without showing shirtless Jacob. Cause that one ALWAYS works. In contrary to shirtless Edward. And no that is not being mean. I mean have you read the New Moon reactions post? Jacob takes his shirt off, the audience SCREAMS. Edward takes his shirt off and sparkles… everyone LAUGHS. True story. Really like the Jacob scene in the trailer though with Billy and the invitation in the end. In fact it’s the only one with a little action in the WHOLE trailer. (No, I will NOT count the demon baby kicking scene in the end. Cause it grosses me out. I will refuse to acknowledge that whole part. Until maybe one day I find the strength to torture myself into actually writing a full post about that whole vampire monster pregnancy. Maybe. When I am really drunk. We’ll see.)

Now the wedding. Yeah I know you’ve all been waiting for this one. Gotta say I really love Bella’s wedding style, the make-up, the hair, the veil. Very nice! Even though I am not sure if we don’t get to see the dress cause it’s a) a big surprise for the actual premiere or b) cause there was another Anne of the Green Gables flashback fiasco… Also if the wedding is actually taking place in the Cullens’ garden and not in a forest clearing then they sure as hell grew a lot of trees super fast. Cause this looks like a JUNGLE more then like the nice garden wedding I imagined but it’s cool nevertheless. Whatever keeps Edward from outsparkling the bride hahaha.

Okay now the honeymoon / breaking headboard part. I have no idea how millions of girls (including me at some point) got deluded into thinking this would be hot. Cause it’s not. And the trailer proves it. I saw it and was like WTF!? I mean come on, seriously! A guy actually breaking your headboard into a million pieces while having sex with you is NOT awesome. It’s violent and scary and you will have to buy a new matress cause there will be wood pieces stuck into your old one plus you have to get a new headboard and everything. Okay maybe this is too practical. But seriously, if there would be someone in my bed pulling a stunt like this I’d expect him to pull out a gun next and try to rob and then shoot me. Just saying. I know guys that got tricks way more awesome then breaking headboards. Just saying. Also call me if you want me to hook you up with one of them. Seriously, do it! Also I am a little scared that waterfall sex-scene might come over a little awkward rather than sexy but we’ll see…

Also Edward throwing Jacob into that picture? AWE-SOME! Perfect ending!

So overall I think we can say that this was the least exciting trailer ever if you haven’t read the book cause it doesn’t have the slightest hint of an actual plot. Not that there is too much of that in Breaking Dawn anyways. Which is why I’m a bit worried about the whole splitting it into two movies thing. But more on that another time. I know it’s the trailer a lot of you looked forward to most though cause of all the wedding, honeymoon, sex part so feel free to watch it over and over again while you’re actually supposed to work. It’s fine, I won’t blame you. I am writing a Twilight themed blog post while I’m supposed to get important college stuff done so yeah…

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Off to check how many days till November 18th so that we can start this countdown!

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(video: YouTube)

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Let’s get hyped up for Eclipse! Oh no, you’ve already seen it? How could I forget that?

Okay, maybe you’ve already watched Eclipse once. Or twice. Or multiple times. But I haven’t so I decided the right thing to get me even more excited is to have a look at some new Eclipse clips. Here they come.

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The one where Victoria and Riley ALMOST get it on

Okay, you all know I got some issues with that whole Rachelle Lefevre being kicked out thing. I’ll get used to it. Someday. I just wish they hadn’t made Bryce put on a wig. I mean hello? She’s a NATURAL redhead, so where’s the point? Whatever. I kinda wish they had kissed in that scene because Riley and Victoria are a HOT couple!

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The one where they have a sex-talk

Charlie is so much win here! Billy Burke NAILS it! But… I hate Bella’s greasy hair here. Yeah, big surprise since I mentioned how much I hate that wig about 1735 times over the last 3 weeks. Plus Kristen’s acting? I mean, where was it? One word: Unconvincing! She didn’t seem embarrassed AT ALL. WTF? I’m so not dazzled… FAIL!

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The one where they try to fight

Hello there! I love me some good fight scenes! The Emmet Jasper one? So good! This might be one of the top three scenes that make me understand all those (read: 12.4) Team Jasper members out there. Honestly, he IS cool and sexy and awesome here. WIN! It was about time he got some magic moments in those movies!

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Off to watch that fight scene another 184 times

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What is your Eclipse count? How many times have you already watched Eclipse? How hot is Jasper in that fight scene? How much does Charlie rock that sex-talk? And how bad is Kristen’s acting in comparison? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(videos: YouTube)

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Top ten lists back in action aka stuff we are excited to see in Eclipse

Guess what I found in that dusty back corner of our blog where we like to hide series we once started and then forgot about. Yep, top ten lists. In fact I used to be pretty good at putting those together and I thought maybe I should go back to it and make a list full of stuff I really want to see when I watch Eclipse for the first time. Now here comes the list!

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Top ten things I want to see during Eclipse

Jump up on your seat NOW!

1.) Some insane Jacob-worshipping girl jumping up on her seat and yelling “TEAM JACOB” during the Bella and Jacob kiss.

2.) Above mentioned girl getting slapped in the face by some Team Edward Twihard yelling “FACEPUNCH” (Haha, that would already be two of the things on my stuff to yell during Eclipse list. WIN!)

3.) The scene where Alice kidnaps Bella. (Yeah, I KNOW that scene doesn’t exist in the movie. I want to see it anyway though so I put it on the list. Just in case. )

4.) The leg hitch. Always the leg hitch.

5.) A wolfpack nude scene. (Honestly, they cannot ALWAYS get their jorts out in time! )

6.) The Edward and Jacob fight scene. (Everytime I watch it on YouTube I hope that this time Charlie will NOT come out in time and they will start a REAL fight.)

Time to kick ass, Carlisle!

7.) The Cullens fighting the Newborns. (I wanna see Daddy Carlisle and Esme kick some vampire asses so bad!)

8.) The Jasper flashback. (Yep, that would actually have been Zelda’s thing to say but it’s true. I too wanna see southern soldier Jasper Whitlock on a horse.)

9.) Howard Shore’s score. (Say what you want, call me lame, I don’t care! You should know by now I have a composer crush on Howard.)

10.) The tent scene. (Because I know I’ll receive at least 963 hate comments within 2 minutes if I don’t put that on the list as well…)

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Top ten lists are back in town y’all!

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What were you excited for when you went to see Eclipse? Did anyone jump up and then get punched in the face while you were in the cinema? Let me know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Eclipsemovie.org)

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Let’s get this Saturday started with a few more Eclipse stills

Here come the rest of the Eclipse stills. Plus random notes from me. You know, the usual…

Yep, another one for my homegirl Zelda! And again I cannot get over the Jasper hair. It’s not really the hair itself, more the fact that it looks remarkably different in every single movie. When even some not-inot-Twi-at-all real life friend of mine says after having watched the trailer “Is there a reason why he changed his hair?” and all you can reply is “No, they keep messing it all up with awful wigs” then it’s a sad day in the Twidom. But remember how we used to give Nikki a hard time around here and snark about Rosalie being the ultimate bitch? Well, I gotta admit the Rosalie hair here is THE BEST IT’S EVER BEEN! Hands down. I LOVE IT!

Aw, Bella and her mum enjoying the sun. How sweet. Plus there’s a huge present. Win! Only there was that second where I realized Renee looks kinda pregnant here. She is not though, right? RIGHT? Or did Melissa Rosenberg write a pregnancy in there to justify Renee’s absence through the part in Breaking Dawn where her daughter Bella is deathly ill and she doesn’t come over to look after even once? Oh well, that awholenother post I guess…

After posting the worst wig pic yesterday, I felt like today is the day for posting a better one. Because yes, that is probably the best Bella’s wig ever looked in Eclipse. (Thanks to Dot for sending me the link to that one!)

Is this the sex-talk or what? No idea, but I just HAD to post another Charlie pic. You know, for Mama Soul cause I think she might have a little crush on him. Sorry to say, Papa Soul… Plus how awesome is it that we got the exact same little bottle of tabasco at home than the Swan’s? True story!

I love me some Daddy Carlisle! Plus that whole Cullen family ready to fight portrait pretty much rules. In other news: Please notice how Edward looks the buffest here he ever has in Twimovie history! WIN!

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Off to put my Cullen crest sweatpants on to get ready to fight

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Any other Eclipse outtakes that would have been worth posting? Is that Bella Charlie still really from the sex-talk? How sexy does Edward look with his fight-outfit? And is Renee really pregnant or was that just the wind blowing up her top? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Eclipsemovie.org)

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In the absence of Mama and Papa Soul we discuss some Eclipse stills

Okay, talking about the Eclipse stills doesn’t really have anything to do with Mama and Papa Soul being far away on a short vacay but I couldn’t come up with a better headline. Sorry. Now let’s start. I got some more but for today I decided we should stick to only seven pics. You know, cause seven is such a magical number and stuff. Just kidding, I wanted to keep some good ones safely put away for another day. Live with it.

I know this is gonna bring me haters but whatever. Edward looks wrong in this shirt! On the arms and shoulders it looks okay but then if you look down towards his belly it seems to be WAY too big, making his arms suddenly appear really really thin. Plus after that tweed suit in New Moon I always thought Edward was the kind of guy who would put his shirt into his pants and not leave it hanging out… (TWSS)

Then we got this piece of Cullen awesomeness here which I really like. Or which I would really like if Emmett didn’t have a haircut that kinda reminded me of Frankenstein’s monster. Honestly, look here! IT’S THE SAME DAMN HAIRCUT!

Gah, sorry. But someone HAD to say that out loud! Now off to the next one!

Aw, I only wanted to post this one because it’s so damn cute! Charlie “Ladies Man” Swan overload! I wish my dad would’ve pulled such a face when I graduated. This is so much win!

Alright, I’m probably just an idiot but my first thought when I saw this pic was “Why the hell did they cover Jacob’s shoulder in plastic wrap?” Yeah, not one of my brighter moments. I know.

Tadah! This one’s for the president of the Jasper fanclub, my beloved internet wife Zelda. This will so be this year’s Christmas card for you, girl!

The Bella wig never looked that fake. That is all.

Jessica? Jessica Stanley? The girl whose every second word is “like”? Someone allows to give a speech? Someone made her graduate as the best in her year? FAIL! The only way this girl would get an A in anything was if talking without a break or dumbly and fruitlessly trying to charm boys were subjects. Which they aren’t. So could someone please get Jessica off that stage? Jasper? Alice? Lauren Mallory? Rob’s bodyguard? ANYONE?

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Off to get Zelda’s Halloween, Christmas and birthday card ready

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What strange things did you notice while looking at those stills? Anything interesting that stuck out to you? Whatever it is, let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Eclipsemovie.org and google)

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Eclipse clips overload plus we give out a fake prize

Okay, this post might seem a bit random BUT there have been quite a few new Eclipse clips and since I know that some of you are getting all their Twilight related info here (including Zelda) I just HAVE to post this videos. Ready? Go!

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The one where Jacob has the same car as one of the gym-guys

Honestly, I SWEAR one of the guys I hang out with at the gym has the very same red volkswagen rabbit as Jacob does in this clip. Weird! That’s probably all I’ll ever think of when I see him again. Also I wish Charlie would not show up and stop them from fighting. I so wish there would be a fight off right there. Oh well, I’ll get over it. I can tell that from the fact that the first time I saw the vid my thoughts went like this: Damn, Angryward is HOT! Oooohhh, there is CHARLIE! *squeeeeeeee* Maybe my mum finally succeeded in converting me to Team Charlie. Not in a “I wanna do him” way of course, how sick would that be? But in a “I can’t be angry with him for stopping Edward and Jacob from fighting because he’s just such a cute dad” way. Nuff said.

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The one where the Cullens have a campfire

Everytime I watch this clip (or well, at least the last 53 times) I wish they would get marshmallows out and make a huge campfire party!

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The one where Bella wears her Team Wolfpack jorts

Sorry for the crappy quality, couldn’t find a better one yet…

Ah the Bella and Renee scene. Do you think she would still be that happy if she knew her daughter was about to become a teen mom and half-name her child after her? I’m not quite sure. And is it just me or is Bella really wearing jorts in this clip? Maybe I’m just crazy past the point where I start seeing things… I need to find a screencap!

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The one with Stephenie Meyer’s ultimate make-out band

Let’s be honest! There is no way Steph could deny that every time she and Pancho (Is that really her hubby’s name? I’m confused…) get going she throws in a Muse album. You know, for the atmosphere and mood and stuff… So here is the clip of Neutron Star Collision aka the song they’ll probably use for the credits at the end of Eclipse.

Now turn the volume up as loud as it will go (If you haven’t already done that, that is) and press play again (I know you want to)! Then grab your hairbrush, sing into it and jump up and down on your bed! Or on your desk if you’re at work and have no other choice. Because THAT’S what I call a party! Plus we got every reason to celebrate cause now I’ll hand out an absolutely fantabulous fake prize!

If you ever read our “About” page you know that I love to bake cookies. Then you should also know that I promised a fake prize for the first one to guess why I even started baking them in the first place. Honestly dear readers, I love all of you… But it took over six months until someone gave me the right answer to that? Did you think I was joking about the fake prize? You know me, I’m NEVER joking (haha). Did you fear I would think you were a fanfic addict? Well, your bad cause now it’s too late. Someone else left a comment asking me if my baking cookies had anything to do with Wide Awake. So dear chelseaheptig, I’m very proud to give you your well deserved fake prize! Congratulations! You win the Wide Awake Audiobook! AngstGoddess’s masterpiece read by Robert Pattinson himself including as a special feature Rob’s cover of “All the pretty little horses”.

Have fun with your super awesome (fake) prize!

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Off to listen to Rob mumbling “All the pretty little horses” one last time

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What do you think about all the new Eclipse clips? Any favorite scenes? Leave a comment or e-mail us! And the Muse video? I had a girls night yesterday with purple.is.cool and we DID sing it into our hairbrushes! Also are you jealous because chelseaheptig won that fantastic Wide Awake audiobook and not you? Next time you know I’m not joking when I promise fake prizes!

(videos: Youtube; image: Google modified by me )

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Soul reads Eclipse… again – part 1

Today: Chapters 1 and 2

*Before we start with the real reading Eclipse recap after only talking about Stephenie Meyer’s acknowledgements in the first post, let me add something! I couldn’t think of a super awesome order to share my Eclipse thoughts with you. So now they are completely random except that I write them down in the order in which they appear in the book. Which would be chronological then I guess… Ready? Go!*

And with that I got three different types of writing (bold, italic and normal) in under 100 words. Awesome!^^ So here are my random thoughts! Oh, one more thing! If I put down a reference to a special page then it’s always from the Eclipse paperback edition which I hope everyone of you owns a copy of.

I really like the Robert Frost poem! I don’t know why but I do. Period! To be honest, I skipped the preface. I read it the first three times and NEVER liked it. So I just read the poem twice and jumped right over to the first chapter. That’s right!

Chapter 1: Ultimatum

Jacobs letter at the beginning… All the crossed out parts… Love it! That’s Jacob in my mind! Impulsive, angry, breaking the pen while writing. Major WIN! Bella talking about brain hemorrhage on the other side? Not so cool. Charlie’s attempt at cooking is so adorable. ALso his cooking skills are just as “good” as Papa Soul’s. Cause Spaghetti and jarred tomato sauce totally exceeds their abilities… Sorry to say! That’s why I can cook you know, so that I don’t have to live from ketchup and eggs on toast… On to page 5 now. Yep Bella, you’re right. Never – I repeat, NEVER – call Edward you fate or destiny cause EVERYONE will think you’re nuts. And they might be right. Just saying… Then just like we know Bella, she starts whining around. Why? I really have no idea at all! Because her afternoons are oh so horrible. And because she’s grounded. Really? What does that matter to her?

And you say your life sucks? Honestly Bella? Cause it doesn't look like it. At all.

It’s not as if she had been going anywhere. In fact she ALWAYS spent most of her time in her room with Edward anyway so where’s the point? The only other place where she often hung out was the Quileute reservation but since she and Jake don’t get along these days anyway… Sorry, I just don’t get what’s so horrible for Bella if her boyfriend can sneak into her bedroom every night and stay there. That would be the DREAM of most highschool girls Bella, so just be happy, will you!? This is also the part of the first chapter where Stephenie Meyer wrote a sentence that is actually 77 words long. No joke! I counted it. Three times. Just to give you e reference: A normal sentence is mostly about 10 to 15 words long. Sometimes I make really long sentences here on the blog, then they might be up to 25 words long. But 77? That’s just INSANE! And no, all the brackets and hyphens (yay, technical term ) do NOT help to make this more understandable. At all. In fact they make this even more confusing…

Wanna be cool like Damon? Start reading the Twilight saga with Eclipse!

So dear Stephenie, next time you feel the urge to recap New Moon completely for countless people that start with Eclipse (the ONLY one that ever did this was Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries) simply go for three sentences instead to save us all from “brain hemorrhage”! Thanks. And AGAIN Bella reads Wuthering Heights. Honestly, what IS IT about this book? I read it and didn’t like it at all but Bella reads it ALL THE FREAKING TIME. Seriously, I got NO explanation for that! And now we finally get to the part where Edward appears. First of all, I LOVE how Charlie doesn’t like him. I mean, dad’s HAVE to dislike your boyfriend in highschool, right? That’s just part of it. If you dad indeed likes your boyfriend that’s probably a sign that you picked the wrong guy! So Bella’s description of how Edward looks is all kinds of cheesy, I admit it. But also Edward looks all kinds of hot here so I don’t care about the cheese as long as I get my marvel at Edward time! We’re on top of page 15 now btw. The part about male models trading their soul for a face like this? WIN! Bella talking about Edward’s wine / bouquet reference? Not so much! I mean, they are in highschool or at least pretend to be. No one there is really fond of wine! It’s always beer or random stuff mixed together. But no one there would ever talk about the bouquet of wine! Maybe this explains why the Cullens stay on their own in school. So that they can talk about the awesome Cullen wine collection… Just kidding! Now the college applications. The part where Edward says he can sign Bella’s name better than she herself can is oh so sweet.

For our Team Damon readers (hello F_Muse) cause I KNOW you love that pic. Want your boyfriend to look hot like Damon? Make him start reading with Eclipse. Maybe it'll help. Maybe it won't...

Cause you know everyone would appreciate having someone to do all your applications for you. Cause that stuff is annoying and Edward has so much spare time anyways that he probably won’t mind doing that. Okay, then the whole vampire in Seattle thing is a bit boring and after that it’s a discussion about Wuthering Heights again. Gah! When they talk about the werewolves and Edward says “I was there the last time” it TOTALLY makes me think of Elrond saying “I was there, 3 000 years ago” in the Lord of the Rings. Always cracks me up. Don’t know why. Maybe cause I’m a complete LOTR nerd. At the end of chapter one it’s all kissing and confessions of love and stuff again. With talk about Jacob? Why? EITHER they talk about Jacob OR they have schmexy kissing times. But please NEVER combine that. EVER. Cause it kinda ruins me my Edward mood if Bella suddenly blurts out “I gotta see Jacob” and then Edward goes all “No effing way cause he’s a damn WEREWOLF” on her. The only thing that would make this worth it was if they had hot make up sex afterwards but as that’s not going to happen…

So, now that this post got totally out of hand and ended up being three times as long as I expected, I’ll just save chapter two for next time, okay? Sorry!

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Off to read chapter 3 aka Bella & Edward write letters in class just like 2nd grade

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Do you plan on reading Eclipse again before seeing the movie as well? Which are your favorite (leg hitch anyone? ) and least favorite parts? Tell us about it! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

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Chatting up the Eclipse trailer aka where have Jake’s abs gone?

So Summit finally got around to giving us the first real Eclipse trailer and of course we’ll break it down here at HTD! I’m gonna make it a bit like our funny Monday stuff with a lot of pictures and then thoughts underneath them. All mixed with general stuff. Oh, and Zelda is back, kind of. We talked yesterday for about five minutes about the trailer. And she was like “I’m watching the trailer reaction videos first” until I told her that those were reactions to the NEW MOON trailer… Sometimes this girl really cracks me up!^^ To spare myself the effort of making countless quotes I’ll just give you a mash-up of what Zelda, our dear reader Tracy (with whom I had a hilarious e-mail conversation yesterday) and I came up with! Ready? Go!

Uhm, what happened to Edward? Why was he so hard to understand at the beginning? He talked like “Ishabella Shwan, I promishe to love you…” Honestly? Was Rob I’ll the day that he said those lines or what? Then the Volturi appear and look like this:

This looks so cool! Dakota rocks the Jane! And this shot of them reminds me a little of Lord of the Rings, don’t really know why. But I love  the Lord of the Rings so that’s a good sign.

Oh look, Edward wears a blue blouse! Just saying…^^ And hey, Bella wears a bad wig! But we knew that before I guess…

Hey look, I found a shot where you can see the shiteous wig even BETTER! So sad! Honestly Bella, what happened to your hair? Did someone cut it into a mullet? Oh wait, SOMEONE did that indeed! So Summit, maybe next time you just borrow the wig the Hillywood Show uses in their low budget parody. Cause it looks way better than that one…

All thumbs up for including Charlie “Ladies Man” Swan in the trailer! He is awesome! Definitely one of my favorite characters in the movies! Mama Soul, get your Team Charlie shirt out and let’s party!

Ah the sunset! I wish that was me standing there! Sunset and even better, the SEA! I wanna go there for my next holidays!

Edward looks kinda hot here. I mean like HOT! And have you counted? Jacob wears two different shirts in this 90 second trailer alone. I didn’t even know he had more than one shirt…

ALright, now this part is pretty difficult. I hate the new Victoria. Like HATE. No, more like HATE. Now, that’s right. The hair looks ridiculous and unnatural. And her expression seems a little dumb instead of evil. More like a little girl. Honestly Summit, you never made a mistake as big as kicking Rachelle Lefevre out! She was the PERFECT Victoria and Bryce Dallas Howard can only disappoint us after that. Rachelle was WWWAAAYYY better. Plus I hate when they change the actors just in the middle of the action. I will so get moviestills of every single scene where Victoria shows up in Eclipse and then photoshop Rachelle’s head on it. FOR SURE!

Dear Jacob, what happened to your abs and when did you acquire that little beer belly? Was it the countless barbeque parties with the wolfpack guys? Emily’s delicious cooking? Did Taylor forget to contract his abs properly during that scene? Well, Tracy and I decided that the abs are still there, we just can see them properly. And we blame this to 128% on the crappy quality the trailer had in some parts, just FYI. But oh hey, you got new khaki jorts! Stephenie will so love that! You know, she’s a huge fan of khaki…

I know those where just random thoughts about certain parts of the trailer. Wanna know how I liked it all in all? Well, you’ll just have to wait for the next post cause I got so much to say about it that this needs its own post. Yeah, I’m a cockblock, I know. Just like the Meyer girl, right?

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Off to watch the trailer for the 23rd time. Just kidding. Or maybe not?

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PS: Thanks to Tracy for discussing the very important subject of Taylor’s abs (or rather their absence) with me! And sorry again for telling you one hour early that the trailer will be “OUT NOW!”… Oh, and thanks to Zelda for returning from being MIA for such a long time and chatting up Edward’s speech disorder with me! I missed you so much here on the blog, girl!

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So how did you like the trailer? What were your first thoughts? Did you miss Taylor’s abs? And do you hate the new Victoria just as much as I do? You can’t hate her more, that’s just not possible. But maybe you like her? Then get off here! Just kidding! But if you do then tell me why! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: thanks to Twilightsource.com for posting all those screencaps!)

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The How to dazzle Oscar recap (Twi-style)

* Sidenote: By the time I write this post there are no good videos on YouTube yet cause either the quality is really really crappy or because they took them all down. FAIL! But I’ll try to add videos of what I talk about in this post over the next days, promise!*

First of all a little picspam, cause I know you like that

Oh I LOVE Anna’s dress! It looks absolutely fantabulous! So sad she (once again) lost her award to Mo’nique. But hey, she’s still young. She might be the next Meryl Streep who attended the Oscars having received her 19th (!!!) nomination. You never know… And then Michael Sheen! I’m sure I already mentioned somewhere on this blog that he is such a funny and nice guy that I wish he was my uncle or something. Have you seen who he introduced Helen Mirren? Hilarious! If the winner was chosen after how their friends / co-stars presented them then Helen would have won that Oscar FOR SURE! And then there were Kristen and Taylor. Dear Oscar people, what kind of pointless horror movie tribute was this? Honestly? I watched Twilight and New Moon several times. And they are NOT horror movie. I’m sure I would have noticed it if they were. At least after watching them for the 11th time. But they are NOT! And why that talk about “37 years since they’ve been recognized”? Did you talk about the Exorcist there? I’m not sure cause I wasn’t even born then… But you included Silence of the Lambs, which won 5 (!!!) Oscars in 1992, even best picture (thanks Billy Burke aka Charlie “Ladies Man” Swan for pointing that out on Twitter!). So that makes 18 years if I’m counting correctly. And that’s not even HALF of 37. But well, nevertheless thanks for inviting Kristen and Taylor. Cause they looked absolutely gorgeous and did really well. Okay, except for that little cough Kristen gave maybe but of course that was a secret “I love you” to Tom Stu so as a Tomsten fan that’s fine with me!

Before I forget about it, Kristen you gained at least 100 plus points in my book when I saw the following pics:

You were waving and smiling right into the camera. And even better, you took off those designer killer high heels you were definitely wearing before and rocked you fantabulous Oscar dress BAREFOOT! I love you so much for that that this might actually be my favorite pictures of you EVER! And no, I’m NOT kidding this time! I’m dead serious! I’m wearing Edward’s tweed jacket and nerd glasses while I say that, just FYI!

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Off to try out dear Kiyokamori’s hangover remedy and then flying to LA to meet my new BFF La Stew

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Here the first video I found just in case you haven’t already seen it:

(I am still looking for the Horror Movie montage and the Michael Sheen one so if you found it let me know. Please! )

So what were your favorite parts about the Oscars? Were you sad for Anna losing every single award to Mo’nique? Which was your favorite dress? And do you want to marry Kristen now for taking off her uncomfortable shoes and rocking her dress barefoot? Let us know by leaving a comment or e-mailing us!

(images: google, Popsugar and LTT)

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Tomsten – a secret love story?

It’s probably common knowledge by now that I’m not a big Robsten fan. However I think that this brand new theory I’ve come up with might surprise you. Yesterday I saw the pics of Rob, Tom Stu and Kristen at JFK and suddenly something strange came to my mind. What if Kristen has only been hanging out with Rob all that time cause she thought Tom was hot? What if that had been her intention all that time? Honestly, think it through! During her Joan Jett / Runaways time she got all that super badass attitude. That was when she forced Rob to hook her up with Tom Stu. Then of course all that times they’ve been seen out together so far where only “business meetings” where Kristen told Rob what he should do next and how to go on  cause obviously Rob is not a pro when it comes to hooking up people.

And cause it took Rob so effing long to get it all going (that’s what she said) Kristen became impatient and made him her personal servant. At least that would explain why Rob is carrying that huge ass heavy handbag. If this is not the cause and Rob has indeed a supersize dirty yellow manbag himself… well then I don’t know what to think about that. I mean let’s be honest, men with handbags are kinda suspicious. Even if it’s Rob. Or maybe especially if it’s Rob… Ah and have you seen how KStew smiles at Tom? Honestly, what’s up with that? La Stew NEVER smiles. Ever. Just in case you forgot. So love is in the air or what? Guess we will only know that for sure if Kristen and Tom walk the red carpet together anytime soon. Or if their sex-tape leaks of course… Oh and just in case you wanna know what goes through Rob’s mind right now and how the “business meetings” went down, don’t worry! I’ve written it all down. You’ll see… next week. Promise!

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Off to hold my eyes open for the Tomsten sex-tape

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So what do you think about my theory? Any ideas what they could have discussed in the secret business meetings? And what do you think is going through Rob’s mind? Do you like the name Tomsten or should it rather be StewStu? Let me know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

IN OTHER NEWS: The ending of Remember Me leaked. I’m not gonna post it here cause I want our blog to be spoiler free. You can google it though if you want! But I can say that it’s the kind where you sit there in the cinema and can’t breathe for at least 30 seconds trying to grasp what has just happened.

Then there’s one of the New Moon deleted scenes out there featuring Charlie and the bikes:

Then don’t forget to participate in the Razzie Contest cause you can only enter until this Friday! Kthxbye!

(images: google)

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