Hi! My (fake) name is Saveyoursoul and I’m a secret Twilight-blogger. Yeah sorry, just thought I’d take a sec to introduce myself again AA style. You know, since I haven’t been around in a while haha. I know I kept everyone waiting long enough for a new post so without further ado, let’s discuss the Breaking Dawn trailer! Well actually it will be more me rambling around about it but you are welcome to share all your observations in the comments! Or per e-mail. You know, the usual.
Remember how they ALWAYS made such a big deal out of premiering the newest trailer at the next best MTV award show? And remember how those Twilight trailer ALWAYS leaked BEFORE the show? Yeah? Well same thing this time. How I know? Uhm well, maybe because I watched the Breaking Dawn trailer approximately 3 hours before the show even STARTED. Ha! Win! Now watch it again with me. You know, to refresh our memory… and cause it has some good scenes in it.
Does anyone else think the Volturi scene in the beginning is SO random? Especially cause they don’t appear anywhere in the trailer later on? (Except the half second in the end that doesn’t count cause no one says anything and they don’t connect it to anything else in the trailer. This is my blog so I get to make the rules, remember? Ha!) I mean they DO show up somewhere in Breaking Dawn but since they don’t hint at the never-to-actually-take-place fight they might as well have cut them completely out and taken those 10 secs for a few more hot shots of naked Edward in the sea or something… Just saying.
Really like the Charlie and Renee reactions. Charlie’s face says it all. And Renee is so like hell yes I knew it, time to buy new fancy shoes for the party! Awesome.
Of course they couldn’t go longer than 30 secs in a trailer without showing shirtless Jacob. Cause that one ALWAYS works. In contrary to shirtless Edward. And no that is not being mean. I mean have you read the New Moon reactions post? Jacob takes his shirt off, the audience SCREAMS. Edward takes his shirt off and sparkles… everyone LAUGHS. True story. Really like the Jacob scene in the trailer though with Billy and the invitation in the end. In fact it’s the only one with a little action in the WHOLE trailer. (No, I will NOT count the demon baby kicking scene in the end. Cause it grosses me out. I will refuse to acknowledge that whole part. Until maybe one day I find the strength to torture myself into actually writing a full post about that whole vampire monster pregnancy. Maybe. When I am really drunk. We’ll see.)
Now the wedding. Yeah I know you’ve all been waiting for this one. Gotta say I really love Bella’s wedding style, the make-up, the hair, the veil. Very nice! Even though I am not sure if we don’t get to see the dress cause it’s a) a big surprise for the actual premiere or b) cause there was another Anne of the Green Gables flashback fiasco… Also if the wedding is actually taking place in the Cullens’ garden and not in a forest clearing then they sure as hell grew a lot of trees super fast. Cause this looks like a JUNGLE more then like the nice garden wedding I imagined but it’s cool nevertheless. Whatever keeps Edward from outsparkling the bride hahaha.
Okay now the honeymoon / breaking headboard part. I have no idea how millions of girls (including me at some point) got deluded into thinking this would be hot. Cause it’s not. And the trailer proves it. I saw it and was like WTF!? I mean come on, seriously! A guy actually breaking your headboard into a million pieces while having sex with you is NOT awesome. It’s violent and scary and you will have to buy a new matress cause there will be wood pieces stuck into your old one plus you have to get a new headboard and everything. Okay maybe this is too practical. But seriously, if there would be someone in my bed pulling a stunt like this I’d expect him to pull out a gun next and try to rob and then shoot me. Just saying. I know guys that got tricks way more awesome then breaking headboards. Just saying. Also call me if you want me to hook you up with one of them. Seriously, do it! Also I am a little scared that waterfall sex-scene might come over a little awkward rather than sexy but we’ll see…
Also Edward throwing Jacob into that picture? AWE-SOME! Perfect ending!
So overall I think we can say that this was the least exciting trailer ever if you haven’t read the book cause it doesn’t have the slightest hint of an actual plot. Not that there is too much of that in Breaking Dawn anyways. Which is why I’m a bit worried about the whole splitting it into two movies thing. But more on that another time. I know it’s the trailer a lot of you looked forward to most though cause of all the wedding, honeymoon, sex part so feel free to watch it over and over again while you’re actually supposed to work. It’s fine, I won’t blame you. I am writing a Twilight themed blog post while I’m supposed to get important college stuff done so yeah…
Off to check how many days till November 18th so that we can start this countdown!