While I’m in Paris…

Uhm yes, I’m going on vacation AGAIN. In exactly six hours that is. And no, so far I’ve neither slept nor packed anything. Love me through it. Next time remind me to NOT schedule two vacations within only one week, coming home only to re-pack my suitcase and go to that forest festival to get drunk. A little more time to recover would’ve been nice but it’s too late now plus I’m super excited for Paris. Plus I’ll take Mama Soul with me which means you’ll probably get tons of awesome Mama Soul stories afterwards. Plus I’m meeting up with Zelda on Wednesday in Paris cause it turned out we both completely unexpected scheduled our France vacays for the same time. We only found out about that two days ago. We rule, I know! That means there will be no one around to blog until Thursday when I will return from the land of baguettes and (attention please, best breakfast EVER!) eclairs. But to keep you all busy, here is a little something to do for you while I’m gone! I mentioned that forest festival where I got slightly drunk? Well, when I got home I fell into my usual anti-hangover routine of making a pizza before going to bed and while I waited for it to be ready I turned on the TV, trying to stay awake. I chose to watch a rerun of “How I met your mother” over tons of porn commercials. Ten minutes into the episode I took this precious screenshot:

WTF? Barney and Britney Spears aka Abby getting it on in Bella’s bed? Oh no, wait. Those are just the Bella sheets, right? I’m in a hurry and didn’t have time to look it up but they are purple and immediately seemed familiar. And apart from Bella I don’t know anyone who’s famous for owning purple sheets. So here’s the deal: The one of you who sends me the best pic to prove that those are indeed the Bella sheets wins an AWESOME fake PRIZE! You got time to send stuff in until Wednesday midnight when I will get home from Paris. Be creative or just take a screenshot from a hot bedroom scene (preferably one where Edward’s man parts are prominent). Honestly, I need confirmation! Whatever you got, SEND IT IN!

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Au revoirs mes amis! (No, I did NOT use google translator. Yes, I speak French.)

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(image: How I met your mother, season 3; screenshot by me)

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A little something to keep all the HTD girls occupied

Hi everyone!

You’re probably wondering where today’s brandnew post is right now. Uhm, it’s not here yet. I’m late. Again. Sorry! I fail at life lately. Since Papa Soul’s 50th birthday is drawing close and Mama Soul and I bought him the best present ever aka the new improved version of my beloved MacBook (Tell him about it and you’re DEAD! And even worse, banned from this blog FOR LIFE!) I am busy sitting on my bed with my technical pro guyfriend setting it all up so he can use Mac as well as Windows and other boring computer stuff you don’t care about. Most of the time he uses my lappy to look sites and keys up on the internet and all the time I’m afraid he might accidently stumble across that manip folder with all those almost-porn pics of Rob I found on facebook. So don’t judge if I’m not brave enough to blog right under his eyes! I like this guy and want to keep him as a friend and not think I’m a weird obsessed Twihard. Which I might be but he doesn’t have to know about that, right? So while you are all bored to death, waiting for this day to become oh so much better (aka waiting for the new HTD post to hit the internet) why don’t you go and play that Lost in Forks game and win a Volvo? All you gotta do is find the Cullen’s house. There are even little clues to help you at each crossing. At least that’s what they say. Let me know if you got it! Make a screenshot or pic or whatever and send it over! The first HTD reader (I’ll even let it count if you get your man to try as well. Just say you might win an awesome new car.) to get to the Cullens house will win a fantabulous (fake) prize! Now go and get Lost in Forks!

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Off to prevent my friend from opening my fanfic folder

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The HTD half-anniversary aka Rob gets his Bday glasses out

See, I knew it all along! Rob LOVES us!

Just in case you have no idea what’s going on: Today I’m not gonna talk about the Eclipse trailer or Rob, Kristen and Taylor arriving in Vancouver or re-shoots of the meadow scene with Bella and Jacob only or the Vanity Fair photoshoot with the Twi-ladies. Yes, I know about all of this and yes I’m gonna blog about it soon. Not today though! Cause today is our 6 months blog anniversary!!! Or well, rather half-anniversary cause it’s just half a year but whatevs. To be frankly honest I’m a bit sad I gotta write this post myself. Actually I hoped that some Disney fairy would come over and make an absolutely fantabulous anniversary post so that when I would wake up and check the blog bada bing bada boom there would be a nice little surprise for me…Alas that didn’t happen. I guess all the Disney fairies were simply too busy… Oh well, then I have to do this post on my own, it’s not as if I hadn’t done that before. Everything is right as long as I won’t have to do my birthday post alone as well!

Wow, six months. Thinking back it doesn’t seem that long. I mean yes, I remember evenings sitting there in my bed at almost 2 am trying to come up with SOMETHING to blog about. I have really no idea how I managed all of this in addition to my real life (yes, I have one!) but I’m endlessly proud to say that we had a new post up here EVERY SINGLE DAY! And even though it’s “just a Twilight-blog” that really feels like a huge achievement to me! In the past six months this blog made me laugh and scream and cry. Okay, I only cried from laughter to be honest cause yes, 2nd-hand-embarrassing videos do that to me!

My dudettes twitpic me stuff like this... yummy!

But the thing that surprised me most were the people I met through this little blog. And no, I do NOT mean UC from LTT leaving a comment or Alex Meraz sending me a Direct Message on Twitter. Yes, that WERE epic moments for me. But what I really mean are all the ladies (yes, sadly no guys yet) that have become e-mail friends. Girls whose mails make me laugh and help me to find something to write about when I’m close to writer’s block. That tweet me countless pics of cupcakes

Or THIS... See, Soul is all around the world

(Thanks Kiyokamori and F_Muse), secretly scan several articles from The Sun at work to mail them over to me (this so looks like a Mission Impossible scene in my head Tracy) and send me fanfics, Isle Esme pics and Awesome Tattward manips (Hi Dot), are there to chat the Eclipse trailer up with me when Zelda is MIA (Yep Chelle, Bella DOES look different!) and send me pics from the Bel Ami set plus manage to film Rob RUNNING (You know that I’m talking about you dear special agent Alkonyat ). I heart you all BIG times for just being yourselves and for writing me all those mails that NEVER fail to cheer me up! I wish we could one day all come together and throw a huge HTD party!

And in return I photoshop awesome stuff like THIS for them. Cause I'm completely crazy like that...

Maybe we will do that for the premiere of Breaking Dawn 2 and then all get drunk as hell together afterwards when it becomes clear that they screwed it up royally… just kidding! About the screwing, NOT about the party though!!! Also thanks for taking the time to answer all the questions for our little HTD survey which I will publish tomorrow or on Sunday. Plus massive hugs to Kiyokamori for staying up until 5 am in her exam week when I desperately needed someone to chat with! Can you believe it? This girl is ALL kinds of awesome! I could say so much to every single one of you but alas this post would get way too long and nobody would read it to the end… So instead let me tell you one of the crazy things that happened over the last six months as an example for all the other little things that have happened!

Once upon a time we had a commenter called Doo. She was one of our very first frequent commenters and I was so proud to have her. One day I wrote a post about Rob’s photoshoot for Details Magazine and said he looked like a porn producer in those pics. Then I asked all our readers to participate in our contest and send in titles for Rob’s upcoming porn movies. Doo won by coming up with the fantastic title “TwiHARD”. Honestly, how come no one else noticed how ironic and brilliant this is? So I wrote Doo a mail telling her she had won an awesome fake prize. Yep, I’m not rich enough yet to give out real prizes yet. But let me tell you our fake prizes RULE! I told her she could choose between the main part in Rob’s first porn production of the Lord Pattinson oil painting to hang up over her bed. Alas, I never heard from Doo again and was sure she had quit reading our blog thinking I was a total pervert… Last week though my dear e-mail friend Dot confessed that SHE had once left comments under the name Doo with her old mail-address. At first I felt a little stupid for never having thought of that possibility myself and then I had to laugh really hard. Like Twi-hard. So the Doo mystery is finally solved and I’m happy to know that Dot doesn’t think I’m a pervert after all. Right? RIGHT??? Well, she chose the painting not the porn. So today dear Dot aka Doo I’m very proud to be finally able to hand you over your awesome fake prize, the Lord Pattinson oil painting ready to hang up over your bed!

Okay, you might have to print it out first before you can hang it up but I aid it would be a fake prize and for that I gotta say it’s a pretty amazing piece of art! Also I’ll send you a version without my dedication written on it just in case you wanna feel alone with Rob!

And with this super awesome and long as hell post we kick off our half-anniversary special half-week!

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Get the Champagne out and party!

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(images: google; modified by me; plus Twitpics from the dudettes!)

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New Moon Rifftraxed aka 22 minutes you’ll never get back

After all that talk about Eclipse (I’m not done yet!) I thought we could go back to New Moon for a little change. And since the DVD is out, there are tons of new videos on YouTube now. I think I haven’t posted their Twilight video yet, but maybe you already heard of these guys. Today it’s time for the Rifftrax version of New Moon. Which basically means that a couple of men sat down and commented New Moon in a very snarky, sometimes even evil way. And I think it’s hilarious nevertheless. Cause I can so see the average boyfriend watching New Moon with their girlfriends and thinking the exact same things that the Rifftrax guys say OUT LOUD. Actually I wanted to chat those videos up with someone but no one was around so instead I just took notes while watching it. Ready? GO!

1:47: Did your boyfriend / husband / random guy sitting next to you in New Moon look like Mike Newton does here? I can’t tell, I just had Zelda and Mama Soul next to me you know…

2:03: The Cullens yelling “Boo, we hate you Bella!” in the birthday scene? Somehow I would have understood if they had really done that… TEAM CULLENS, get Bella off Edward!

4:02: *blink blink blink gape blink blink blink blink* Uhm yeah, the Kristen Stewart style of acting has never been more obvious

5:04: “I sold you to another franchise. It’s Hogwarts for you kid.” I’m just trying to imagine which role she would play there…

5:49: They make a Bella and Jacob / casual sex / mechanic joke? Are you kidding me?

6:29: “Sam and I are taking the Ring to Mordor.” My favorite part so far. But maybe that’s just cause I’m a huge LOTR nerd…

7:27: Uhm yeah, this really is Legend of Zelda vision. I gotta know stuff like that cause Zelda was the best game around when I was a kid!

9:16: “And theaters full of shrieking teenager learn the hard way that some things are better left to the imagination.” So true! I mean not that it wasn’t awesome to see Rob taking off his shirt. Only it didn’t look at all like shirtless Edward. In my imagination he had actual abs you know, not the airbrushed kind… Just saying.

9:29: “It doesn’t make sense for you to want me.” The whole Twilight series summed up in nine words! So true, so true. He should have taken ME instead. Or actually I have a deal with purple.is.cool that she can have Edward. But that’s another post I guess…

10:51: “And against all odds the movie ends with Bella staring blankly into the camera trying in vain to stammer out a coherent response to someone.” Yeah, it seems as if that is what the movie consists of: Bella staring and breathing out loud 58%, Jacob shirtless 41% and 1% Edward shirtless…

And off to the second one! (Some scenes repeat here but watch it nevertheless cause there’s a bunch of hilarious new scenes in it as well!)

1:31: And finally we get a Pete Wentz reference. Seems that guy is everywhere lately.

2:55: And a Lost reference as well? Ah, you’re so down with the kids, guys!

4:41: “Again Mike is left to wonder why he just doesn’t date the friendlier, hotter, oscar-nominated girl.” Yeah, I don’t understand that either! Why is no one of the Twi-guys going for Anna?

6:04: So after Pete Wentz and Lost we now got Justin Bieber. Honestly, what IS it about that kid? Cause I just don’t get it.

7:37: This has really nothing to do with the Rifftrax version, but I want them to kiss SO BADLY here!

9:26: Saying NBC executives are soulless monsters? WIN! TEAM CONAN!

10:05: “You can’t hurt each other without hurting me!” Uhm… aannndd? Who do you think you are, girl? Honestly Bella? This is how you wanna stop a vampire and a werewolf to fight? And it WORKS? WTF?

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Off to check if Chris “the DILF” Weitz’s comment can keep up with this

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PS: While we’re talking about New Moon again, don’t forget to enter our long term KWOP KILAWTLEY CONTEST! You still got time to participate until someone spills the beans on what it REALLY means… which might never happen… better hurry up though just in case!

So what do you think about these guys? Can you imagine your boyfriend thinking stuff like that while watching New Moon? which were your favorite parts? Do you feel sorry cause I had to chat that up with myself once again? Do YOU want to chat stuff up with me? Whatever it is, leave a comment or e-mail me!

(videos: YouTube)

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Tomsten – a secret love story?

It’s probably common knowledge by now that I’m not a big Robsten fan. However I think that this brand new theory I’ve come up with might surprise you. Yesterday I saw the pics of Rob, Tom Stu and Kristen at JFK and suddenly something strange came to my mind. What if Kristen has only been hanging out with Rob all that time cause she thought Tom was hot? What if that had been her intention all that time? Honestly, think it through! During her Joan Jett / Runaways time she got all that super badass attitude. That was when she forced Rob to hook her up with Tom Stu. Then of course all that times they’ve been seen out together so far where only “business meetings” where Kristen told Rob what he should do next and how to go on  cause obviously Rob is not a pro when it comes to hooking up people.

And cause it took Rob so effing long to get it all going (that’s what she said) Kristen became impatient and made him her personal servant. At least that would explain why Rob is carrying that huge ass heavy handbag. If this is not the cause and Rob has indeed a supersize dirty yellow manbag himself… well then I don’t know what to think about that. I mean let’s be honest, men with handbags are kinda suspicious. Even if it’s Rob. Or maybe especially if it’s Rob… Ah and have you seen how KStew smiles at Tom? Honestly, what’s up with that? La Stew NEVER smiles. Ever. Just in case you forgot. So love is in the air or what? Guess we will only know that for sure if Kristen and Tom walk the red carpet together anytime soon. Or if their sex-tape leaks of course… Oh and just in case you wanna know what goes through Rob’s mind right now and how the “business meetings” went down, don’t worry! I’ve written it all down. You’ll see… next week. Promise!

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Off to hold my eyes open for the Tomsten sex-tape

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So what do you think about my theory? Any ideas what they could have discussed in the secret business meetings? And what do you think is going through Rob’s mind? Do you like the name Tomsten or should it rather be StewStu? Let me know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

IN OTHER NEWS: The ending of Remember Me leaked. I’m not gonna post it here cause I want our blog to be spoiler free. You can google it though if you want! But I can say that it’s the kind where you sit there in the cinema and can’t breathe for at least 30 seconds trying to grasp what has just happened.

Then there’s one of the New Moon deleted scenes out there featuring Charlie and the bikes:

Then don’t forget to participate in the Razzie Contest cause you can only enter until this Friday! Kthxbye!

(images: google)

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How Alex dazzled us by reading Twilight Vol.3

NEWSFLASH: Rob’s suitporn was cancelled due to Rob unfortunately NOT looking hot at the BAFTAs. (Sorry to say but honestly, what WAS up with his hair?) So if you’re really dying to get a little suitporn hop over and take a look at the good old Oscar pics again. Thanks for your attention, now we go on with the real post!

Yay, it’s time again for a our lovely little series called Alex reads Twilight. Cause I know you’ve all been dying to see the next part. Oh Alex Day how I love you for going on reading this book even though you obviously don’t like it at all. And for making me laugh so hard even though you mock something I’m kinda obsessed with. Yeah, there’s no use denying it seeing that I run a Twilight-Blog and stuff… So here are chapters 5 and 6:

Yeah, let’s all sing along “Lauren, who the fuck is Lauren?” Uhm, obviously someone who’s not important enough to make it into the movies. Ah,and how excited he gets about Jacob, the guy who is “completely normal”… and not a unnatural superhuman creature… (*SPOILER ALERT*) yet!^^

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Off to find out how Alex managed to NOT notice Jake turning into a wolf in all those trailers (Honestly, can you believe he doesn’t know that?)

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Do you love Alex’s Twilight videos as much as I do? Do you think he’s hilarious? Which part was your favorite? And did you know he also makes music? Check out his official site HERE! And then come back and leave a comment or e-mail us.

OTHER NEWS: We got Facebook, so join us there! And don’t forget: You can still enter our RAZZIE CONTEST, so do it NOW! Kthxbye.

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This might be the only Eclipse Trailer we ever get…

Dear Summit, a little while ago I asked you to release the very first Eclipse trailer in a timely fashion. By the beginning of january. Which you did NOT. But okay, I’m a big girl. I can deal with that. So today, like one month late, you give us two more Eclipse stills from the exact same scene as the first one. Well, at least it’s SOMETHING… And yes, those stills we’re HOT, I gotta give you that. I like them quite a lot so before I go on talking, take a look:

Okay, and because I know you wanna take a look at the old one again as well, here it is

So I’ll tell you what you’re going to do now! You print those pic out. Each of them like about 30 times. Then you put them all together and make a nice little booklet out of it. And now comes the real trick! Flip through the booklet real fast! And tadah, there you got the very first Eclipse trailer. In fact it’s the super fantabulous Bella-and-Edward-dry-humping-in-the-meadow Eclipse teaser trailer.
Ah Summit, how tricky of you. You rock… JUST.KIDDING! Honestly, two more stills and that’s it? I don’t care how damn freaking hot they are… Uhm, okay, maybe I do… But that’s not the point. I want a REAL trailer! And I bet David Slade is on our side seeing that he is tweeting all the time about how he can do nothing about the release. So give us a super amazing Eclipse trailer that makes me go fangirl-crazy. PRONTO! Otherwise I really have to do the booklet thing. Which I will!

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Off to make the dry-humping-in-the-meadow booklet… just in case

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PS: If you flip through it real fast, like at lightning speed, this might not be a PG trailer. Just saying

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So what do you think? Shouldn’t Summit finally give us a real Trailer? Do you like the new stills? Are you going to make the booklet? Let us know! Write a comment or e-mail us!

And remember New Moon? I know you do! So hop over and participate in our RAZZIE CONTEST! Honestly, do!

(images: Eclipsemovie.org)

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Soul’s Confessions – I’m such a Pretender Edition

I decided to start a “Soul’s Confessions” series to recount the story of how I fell for Twilight. Cause since it is a long story and I wanna do it justice it will take several confession posts. To start the series, let’s begin with the day I heard of Twilight for the very first time. Trust me, you wanna know that. Cause it’s hilarious. Even though I may seem like a total idiot here…

Oh Edward, I didn't know you back then...

This story involves a guy named Jay who has no idea that I’m posting about him. At all. Or at least that’s what I hope. But hey, if you’re name is Jay (or your husband’s name is Jay) and you got two lovely kids and recently moved to Alaska… uhm… Hi! But let’s start with the real story now! I don’t know any exact date but it was definitely before Eclipse was released. Jay came over for dinner and we talked about laptops and the internet and stuff. Then about ordering books at Amazon. He said something like “Oh yes, my wife preordered the new one from the Twilight books Stephenie Meyer writes that comes out in three months. She’s completely crazy about this series. She’s a real bookworm…” Yep, Jay is married. No, we did not have any kind of sexual relationship, he’s just a friend! I guess I should add here that I consider myself a real bookworm as well. I probably read about 15 books per year. I love books and reading. And I love to discover books or book series before everyone else does. I had read The Lord of the Rings and The Golden Compass at least three times before the movies came out and EVERYONE bought the books. Okay, I kinda missed the Harry Potter hype during the first three books but I swear I made up for it later on

Your wife reads what? A book about vampires? Are you serious?

So the way he talked about the book and his wife being such a bookworm kinda convinced me that “those Twilight books” had to be a big deal, one of the series you absolutely NEED to read. And because I’m pathetic and hate to miss out on something like that, I just pretended I knew this series. And I was like “Oh yeah, great! They’re really cool”. I swear until that moment I had never ever in my whole life heard of anything called Twilight or a woman called Stephenie Meyer. I would probably have misspelled her name if I had tried to write it down. Nevertheless I acted like I totally knew what he was talking about. Had I known it had something to do with vampires I would probably have laughed about his wife and thought something like “Oh Jay’s wife, vampires? Honestly? Come on, you’re a grown woman…” Ah Twilight, I knew so little about you… You know what? Even though the Twilight series seemed like such a big deal to me that evening I’m almost ashamed to say that I completely forgot about it and months passed until I heard of it again. Almost a sad story. Actually I think it’s a bit funny as well cause I seem like such a book nerd. Plus a total pretender for trying to act as if I knew those super important books. See, I’m not even ashamed anymore to talk my “dark sides” here on this lovely Twi-blog…

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Off to NOT tell Jay about this (even though I bet his wife would love our blog^^)

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So what is your Twilight confession? How were you introduced to the books? Do you think I’m bad for making Jay believe I knew what they were about? Do you feel 2nd-hand-embarrassed for me? And do you laugh your ass off as hard as I do because one year later I’m a complete addict? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

And don’t forget to participate in our fantabulous RAZZIE CONTEST!!!

(images: google)

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The Ashley Greene Evolution in pictures

After I posted the link to the Michael Sheen / Ashley Greene interview yesterday I had a closer look at it myself again. That’s when I saw the photos I had unsuccessfully tried to forget about. So now I feel like I finally got to say it out loud. Ashley Greene, what happened to you?

There was a time when I could look at pictures of you for hours thinking all the time “Oh how I wish this was me. How I wish I would look like that…”. Those super classy subtly sexy photoshoots you did, awesome. But what happened then? I don’t know. You tried to cover up the fact that you were in fact naked in during the SoBe photoshoot by talking about Skinsuits. We mentioned that we wondered where the hell your nipples had gone though and tadah, there they are again next to Michael Sheen’s interview with you. I try to avoid the word slutty here but those Interview Magazine pics really kinda remind me of a Dom themed Playboy photoshoot.

Plus Kellan and Ryan Seacrest talking about being “in Ashley’s box” all the time? Seemed like they knew what they were talking about… Then the Marie Claire pics. To be honest, some of them screamed “I’m just another prostitute waiting for my next client to come up”… Sorry to say!

And of course we got the fatal naked mobile shoot you did yourself. I could never understand how girls take pics like that and think they will not leak sooner or later but rather sooner on the internet. I have no idea who is the guy that you sent those to and it doesn’t really matter. I’m not posting the “real” naked ones here. Cause I kinda like you too much for that. And cause I would feel kinda 2nd-hand-embarrassed. Just let me say that there indeed IS a full frontal complete nudity snapshot. Of which I hope no one will ever find it on my harddrive along with all those other pics of you I keep for blog purposes. Honestly Ashley, looking at all those pics you did lately makes me sure your sex-tape is going to leak before Rob’s does. Maybe even as soon as… let’s say… february 11th when you show Taylor how it’s done (that’s what she said). I don’t hope so though. Or at least give us Rob’s first so that we got something to distract us… So let’s make a deal! I will not mention those slutty photos of you ever again and you will start to become a little more classy and SUBTLY sexy again. Like in that great photoshoot you did with Rachelle (Oh how I miss her!).

Really, I love those pics of the two of you! It’s the kind that makes you either wanna go (fake-)lesbian or be BFFs. I choose the BFFs, okay? Deal? K, great! Done!

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Off to hang out with my new BFFs

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So what do you think about the Ashley-evolution? Like the new hardcore sexy pics? Like the old ones better? Taken aback that there indeed is a full frontal nudity snapshot where you can see EVERYTHING that leaked on the internet? What are your favorite Ashley pics ever? Tell us in the comments or via e-mail! Oh and participate in our RAZZIE CONTEST!!!

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Kellan the Conqueror and his snowboard fashion

Okay, after we all recovered from the four Razzie nominations New Moon got, let’s get back to something a bit more pleasant. Hot guys! Yeah, what else?

Kellan, we decided we should talk a bit more about you here on our blog so here we go again! Our second post to you within just a couple of days.

Kellan sporting fluffy dog's ears

So today I’m gonna write about those snowboarding pics of you. First of all, the hat. Damn, where did you get that one? Looks like an oldschool pilot’s hat combined with what someone would wear to a polar expedition. At which second hand store did you find that? Plus on that one photo it makes you look as if you got some kind of cute long hanging dog ears. Not that sexy. Just saying. But hey, you love dogs (especially your sweet Kola) and so do I so that’s all fine by me. Or was maybe it a Christmas present from your grandma? In that case I’ll take it all back and say that it’s super cute you wore it so that she can see on all those paparazzi pics how you love her stylish present. She’ll be so happy! Then, you wear something pretty close to a snowsuit. Which is absolutely right. I mean there’s snow and it’s freezing cold so you should better dress properly.

Kellan sporting a man-cleavage

But then you combine it with fingerless gloves. Honestly, I never understood why people wear these. Cause your fingers get cold in less than five minutes nevertheless… Guess you knew that before cause you were so clever as to have real gloves with you as well to wear as soon as the real action started. Then again I noticed your cleavage. A MASSIVE cleavage. Okay, it’s a manly one and stuff and you can totally sport a man-cleavage like that with your sexy moobs (man-boobs) and stuff. Just it doesn’t really make sense to wear a snowsuit and a huge cleavage at the same time. But hey, you don’t hear me complaining! What I must admit is that you look like a real snowboard pro. Well, at least to me. There are only very few pictures of you “in action” but damn they look good! Plus it kinda completed your look when you wore those aviator style sunglasses to match your pilot’s hat.

Kellan the Conqueror pt.1

Of course I found all those pics on the internet together with a few articles. Wanna know what the headlines were? “Kellan Lutz conquers Mt Summit”. Has anyone else noticed this? Does anyone think it kinda ironic that it says “Summit”? So let’s just assume for one minute that this was meant to be ambiguous. Does that mean we were right and you really got the role of Tanya in Breaking Dawn? Oh I hope so. I mean honestly, no Eclipse trailer yet? Big fail! Hear me Summit? Here again just for you in all capitals so you hopefully finally get it: BIG FAIL! Well done Kellan, sooner or later SOMEONE has to conquer Summit! Just saying.

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Off to get out my aviator Ray Bans as well

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Kellan the Conqueror pt.2

Okay, one last super sporty picture of Kellan. Because I know you want to see it. If this was me I would be lying in the hospital with two broken legs by now. But not Kellan, he seems like a real pro on his snowboard. Okay, maybe you have to click on the pic to enlarge it and see that this is really Kellan…

So have you already entered our fantastic RAZZIE CONTEST? If not then do so now. Honestly, it’s worth it! We’ll pick the best entries and award them. So don’t miss out on all the fun! Go HERE and participate. Now! You know, only if you want to and stuff…

(images: celebrity-gossip.net)

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