Just in case the title made you wonder, yes I am again trapped in a bathroom. With someone else’s laptop. Again. I’m being Mr. & Mrs. Smith professional sitting on the edge of the bathtub with the lappy. Also right outside in the bed lies a completely gorgeous guy. Asleep. Or at least that’s what I hope. Cause in case he should wake up and decide to walk all the way through his super stylish apartment to check on me I would totally have to hide his laptop in his bathroom cupboard. But at this point I’m pretty sure he’s asleep. I might have exhausted him. Either that or he just had a very long and tiring day at work… Hey, don’t judge! Is anyone jealous of my sexy undercover blogger life involving awesome guys with awesome flats? I hope you are! In case you’re not, please pity me that I now have to come up with a post WITHOUT using even ONE of all the pics, links, photoshop manips and other random Twi-stuff I got on my lappy at home. Cause it’s already 4:23 am right now and I’m NOT going home now. Fortunately I could come up with a backup plan! Today I announce…
The first HTD-survey ever
I wanted to do a little research about our readers before we start celebrating our 6 months blog anniversary soon. So please do us the favor and vote! Cause today I would like to know which of our series here on the blog is your favorite! You can click for one of the options I wrote down or even insert something else! So let the vote begin!
Oh and you know what? For all of you who do NOT have a guy lying there in bed waiting for them I got a special surprise! I don’t want anyone to feel left out of schmexy times, so here you go! Enjoy the Twilight Chippendales! And then come back tomorrow to see what I can do when I got my OWN beloved laptop on hand!
Don’t forget to vote!
Sorry that this post is a bit random! I really wanted to start doing surveys here for quite a long time. So go there and vote! And I promise a real post of HTD-awesomeness for tomorrow! But right now this is the best I can do cause there is NO WAY I’m gonna download Twilight pics onto this guys lappy. He might be gorgeous but I’m not sure yet if he would be THAT understanding… In case you wanna suggest what we should hold our next survey on, leave a comment or e-mail us!
You know what we haven’t done in a while? Yeah, published new Rob-porn, I know. But that wasn’t what I meant. I was talking about another edition of the How To Dazzle Musicbox! But today is Saturday, which means you’ll probably all go out to party. Which also means you’ll probably all be hung over as hell at the family Easter lunch tomorrow. Just like me… Awesome! So for this special occasion I especially picked two amazing, breathtaking songs from my least favorite party band, the 100 Monkeys. You know, the one with Jackson Rathbone in it. Yeah exactly, the one who sucks SO BADLY! But at the same time they are so damn hilarious that I just HAD to make you listen to those two songs… So turn the volume up and let’s get ready to party!
Oh yeah, before I forget, check out this little interview first!
While you listen to the following songs now always keep in mind that Jackson just stated that he would love the 100 Monkeys to be part of a Twilight soundtrack…
The one that’s perfect for dressing up & getting ready to go
Be aware, this contains guys trying out make-up. On themselves. And yes, Jackson is one of them. Yall be warned!
The one they just made up at their concert
Yes, those guys make up songs in the middle of their live concerts. And then call it “improvised song” cause that sounds so much cooler. I have no idea why one would do that. I also have no idea why they called this one “Boo Boo Kitty Fuck”. No, I did NOT make this name up…
And now, party like a rockstar!
Is it strange that I kinda grow attached to that band? Actually I think they’re pretty hilarious… even if I still think that they suck. Badly! So would you like to hear “Ugly Girl” playing while Bella gets self-conscious while being dressed up by Alice? Or what about “Boo Boo Kitty Fuck” on Isle Esme? Oh god, I would DIE if they did that…^^ And can we please come up with a special term to express HOW BADLY this actually sucks? Leave a comment or e-mail us!
Happy birthday from the 100 Monkeys and the banana guy
I’ve been so busy I haven’t slept for over 30 hours now. I’m exhausted to say the least so please forgive me for being lazy again. I probably drank 12 cups of coffee in the last four hours. I definitely got a caffeine overdose. But because I’m such a dedicated and awesome Twi-blogger (haha, kidding) before I finally go to my super comfy bed, I present you the How to Dazzle Musicbox – 100 Monkeys edition. For everyone who doesn’t know, the 100 Monkeys are Jackson Rathbone’s band. Their mascot is a guy wearing a banana costume. Yep, you heard me right. They’re crazy like that… Explains Jackson’s birthday cake though. So to make it short, without further adieu, here we go!
The one called “The Scientist”
The one called “The Mayonnaise Song”
The one called “The Monkey Song”
Okay, strange song titles, strange mascot, strange lyrics… To be honest I just couldn’t bear to listen to all three songs. Maybe it’s the sleep deprivation, maybe it’s the fact that I think they suck. Bad. Not sure though…
Off to my comfy bed to snuggle with my Alex Meraz dreamcatcher
Sorry for being lazy today! I promise something super spectacular for tomorrow! Did you know about Jackson’s band? Do you think they suck? Do you like the “Mayonnaise Song”? Let me know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!
Yesterday while writing the post about Rob’s songs I had the idea to start a new series called “The How to Dazzle Musicbox”. Actually I wanted to feature as many different people from the Twi-cast as possible. But then I started to search YouTube for Taylor Lautner first and found so many videos that I decided to post about all the other actors in the next musicbox post. So here comes some of the awkward amazing stuff I found. This might be the first post I ever write about Taylor without a single picture of his abs or at least a small paragraph about how hot he is. Nevertheless: Enjoy!
The one where Taylor gets embarrassed and you almost only hear Edi
The one where he covers One Republic
Honestly, did anyone know he made that video? The door pounding and stuff? Take a look!
The one I almost forgot about
Shame on me, how could I forget the SNL choir skit? The “Sinta Clause get dooown”, the Michael Jackson part…
And because I’m cool like that I saved the best for last!
The one that kinda creeps me out
Taylor being 12 years old and doing martial arts WHILE singing? Awful Awesome! Did I mention that Sharkboy kinda sucks? Not that I’d ever watch it…
So how did you like our first musicbox post ever? Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Especially the last one. Epic!
Off to plan my “Sharkboy and Lavagirl” movie evening
Did you know Taylor made his own “Apologize” video? How did you like the Sharkboy dream song? What other videos should I feature in the next “How to Dazzle Musicbox” post? Leave a comment or send an e-mail!