Posted in Bobby Long, fashion, funny Monday stuff, Marcus Foster, Robert Pattinson, Sam Bradley, Taylor Lautner, Tom Sturridge, tagged Bobby Long, Britpack, crotch, Dakota Fanning, Eric Yorkie, funny Monday stuff, gay, hobo, Hot Pockets, Kids Choice Awards, Kristen Stewart, KStew, Letters to Rob, LTR, Marcus Foster, meet Robert Pattinson, Moon, Polyvore, rob, Robert Pattinson, Runaways, Sam Bradley, taylor, Taylor Lautner, TheMoonisdown, Tom Stu, Tom Sturridge, Twitter, UC, UnintendedChoice, Yorkie, ZephyerSky on March 29, 2010 |
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This is not going to be an ordinary funny Monday stuff. You know, I usually steal acquire all the pics for our Monday posts over on Polyvore. This week though I found quite a couple of hilarious pics over on Twitter I just HAVE to share. And since I don’t know where else to put them, I decided to make a funny Monday stuff Twitter special. Awesome, I know!
Okay, to be honest this one is not from Twitter but from Letters to Rob, but I just HAD to post it here. Cause UC and Moon always crack me up…
And this finally proves it: Yorkie is gay! Sorry to say girls. But there were enough hints, so I guess you knew it all along anyway.
Maybe this one doesn’t look too exciting at first. But look at Rob’s crotch! (Yeah, as if that would not have been the first thing you do anyway… ) Does anyone here have another explanation for what the hell that is in his pants there apart from the obvious one?
And while we’re at it, look at the podium please! Look, look, stare! You see it. I bet you can see it. Those were the KIDS choice awards. What did they think? That no one older than six would watch this? That no one would make sexual innuendos about that podium? That making everything green would distract us? I mean come on, they cannot be that naive…
The Runaways – Britpack version! Cause what would be better than replacing KStew and Dakota with Rob and his Britpack-friends? Nothing! So enjoy from left to right Sam Bradley, Bobby Long, Tom Sturridge, Rob himself and Marcus Foster wearing their best badass shirts.
Monday laughs rule!
PS: Check back here tomorrow for a first hand retelling of one of our readers who actually met Rob yesterday!!! Don’t miss it!
PPS: This is not a joke!
So which one is your favorite? Have you seen / taken any funny Twi-related pics lately? Wanna let us know about them? Please do! Leave a comment or e-mail us!
(images: via Twitter; the Yorkie one is from ZephyerSky, I’m not sure though where all the rest came from…)
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Posted in Bobby Long, Breaking Dawn, Carlisle Cullen, Catherine Hardwicke, Chris Weitz, Contests, fashion, Isle Esme, Jackson Rathbone, Jacob Black, Jasper, Kellan Lutz, Kristen Stewart, Marcus Foster, Nikki Reed, Peter Facinelli, plaid, Rachelle Lefevre, Renesmee, Robert Pattinson, Sam Bradley, Taylor Lautner, Tom Sturridge, Twilight, tagged BFF, bikini dance, Bobby Long, Breaking Dawn, Brit-pack, Buckingham Palace, Carlisle, Catherine Hardwicke, Cathy the Cougar, chippendales, Chris Hansen, Chris Weitz, Christmas, Cullen, DILF, double, fictional character, glitter, heart-attack, honeymoon, How To Dazzle, Isle Esme, Jackson Rathbone, Jacob Black, jail, Jasper, Kellan Lutz, Kristen Stewart, KStew, legal in Georgia, Lindsay Lohan, Marcus Foster, Maria, Michael Angarano, mullet, New Moon, Nikki Reed, party girl, Peter Facinelli, PFach, plaid, Prince Harry, Rachelle Lefevre, Ray Bans, Renesmee, Rob Pattinson, RPattz, Sam Bradley, Soul, supersexy, Taylor Lautner, Tom Stu, Tom Sturridge, Twilight, Victoria, VIP-tickets, wish list, Zelda on December 18, 2009 |
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Actually this post was supposed to be about what Zelda and I wanted to get the Twilight cast for Christmas. But then I thought hey, we’re already giving them all our free-time, at least half of our thoughts and we run a whole blog dedicated to them (Okay, and everything else Twi-related but whatever…). So shouldn’t they give us a present for Christmas? Cause I think that would be a really nice way to show us their appreciation of all our endless swooning hard work. Honestly, they didn’t do that much since New Moon came out and sometimes it’s pretty hard to find something to write about everyday. So dear cast members in case you stumble about this post, here’s Zelda’s and my Christmas wish list for you:
Is this Kellans Chippendales revival for Zelda and me??
Kellan: Get out your old Chippendales outfit. You know which one I mean. No? Okay, I’ll just post a picture of it again to stir your memory a bit…
Then round up the other members and make a special supersexy Twilight performance including a lot of glitter all over your body. Oh, and send over two VIP-tickets for Zelda and me, please!
Kristen: You can choose one of the following two. Or just combine them I guess…
a) Start hanging out with Lindsay Lohan and become the new party girl. You could become fake lesbians just like you and Nikki Reed were once. Okay, you might have to dress up in the evenings and that doesn’t fit in that well with all your black mullet and plaid style. But let’s be honest! Only reason why people wear plaid at all is because of Rob…
Find the 10 differences! Can't? Me neither...
b) In case you can’t leave the beloved plaid behind, start hanging out again with the Rob double that used to be your boyfriend. You know who I mean, Michael Angarano. The one who looked just like Rob. And probably stole his clothes and the Ray Bans to be more convincing. In case you can’t remember properly, here’s a picture!
Is this Rob's new BFF?
Rob: Okay, now that we got Kristen out of the way, let’s get to you. Become BFFs with Prince Harry and throw an absolutely fantabulous party at Buckingham Palace. Cause to be honest, even though the Queen might be not amused, Prince Harry knows how to party! You could invite your old Brit-pack friends Tom Stu, Sam Bradley, Marcus Foster and Bobby Long as well. And Zelda and me of course. Just send us over the outfits you’d like us to wear that evening and the two superspecial VIP-tickets with access to your room. We’ll take care of the rest, promise!
Jackson: Okay, this one’s not for me but for Zelda alone. Could you please dress up as Jasper and meet her? And then show her all your awesome moves? Like that Twilight trick with your huge bat -that’s what she said-? But please be careful. I fear she might get a heart-attack…
Uhm, yes we would...
Taylor: Uhm, could you just send us two first class flight tickets to Georgia? And a week in a nice little villa? Or in a hotel suite? With you, of course? And soon please, if you don’t mind! Cause it won’t be half as much fun after february 11th when you finally turn 18 and we don’t have to be afraid of Chris Hansen anymore. Oh how we’re gonna miss all the awesome legal in Georgia jail jokes…
Peter: Make another bet like you did with Rob de Franco, with Chris Weitz this time. Bet to get us How To Dazzle Ladies 5000 readers a day within one week. We know you can do stuff like that. But we don’t want poor Chris Weitz aka everybody’s DILF to have to do a bikini dance. So instead if he loses he has to direct Breaking Dawn. And get Zelda the role of Maria for a hot Maria rewards Jasper scene ifyouknowwhatimsaying. I know Maria has already been casted but hey, they recast Victoria as well although Rachelle did an awesome job… And then cast me as the older version of Renesmee in a Jacob and Renesmee spending their honeymoon on Isle Esme lookout. Chris, we know you can do that. We love you for bringing back our faith after Cathy slaughtered Twilight… Oh, I almost forgot about you, Peter! In the improbable case you should lose, you have to adopt us into the Cullen family. Your Carlisle, the head of the family, so we guess you can decide stuff like that. What? Yeah, we know Carlisle’s only a fictional character. Whatever, we don’t care. Just do it! Thanks!
Off to send our wish list to Santa
Love our wish list? Think the Twicast members should give us presents? What is on your wish list? Anything Twi-related? If you had the chance, what would you wish from Rob, Taylor and the rest? Besides the obvious like spending the night with them of course Tell us about all your Christmas wishes in the comments or send an e-mail!
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Posted in Alex Meraz, Bobby Long, Kristen Stewart, Marcus Foster, Peter Facinelli, Real life, Robert Pattinson, Sam Bradley, Tom Sturridge, tagged abs, Alex Meraz, Bobby Long, child, dad, dad-bag, fangirls, Heineken, hobo-style, hot dads, Hot Pockets, Kristen Stewart, KStew, leather bag, Marcus Foster, paparazzi, Peter Facinelli, PFach, plaid, Rob Pattinson, Rob pregnant, Rob-porn, robsessed, RPattz, Sam Bradley, sexy dads, shirtless, Tom Sturridge on November 12, 2009 |
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Congratulations, Rob! You’re obviously having a baby. At least I found this great interview where you admit you’re pregnant. So, is Kristen the mother? Or wait, if you’re the one being pregnant, wouldn’t she be the father then? Hm, seems to be a bit difficult, can’t really figure it out…
Yeah, I know that was just a joke. I’m not one of those crazy fangirls believing everything you say without ever thinking about it just because it was you who said it… But this interview got me thinking. What if you indeed were a dad? Would you be a good or rather a bad one? Would your child get Hot Pockets for breakfast, lunch and dinner? No Heinekens though I’m sure. Honestly, you’re not that irresponsible! Who will be godfather? Sam Bradley? Marcus Foster? Bobby Long? Probably Tom Stu!
Would you dress your child in plaid? Honestly! Don’t lie now! Don’t pretend you wouldn’t. The second that happens we all will see it on the internet. You now that about one million pictures are about to be taken in case that happens…partner-look, the paparazzi will love this.
Rob sporting the ultimate dad-bag
Are you going to sport one of those totally dad-like leather bags? Oh, I forgot, you’re already doing that… like everytime you go on a plane. You seem to love dad-bags. Great, you can keep it and no one will think it odd that you’re having one of those. A dad-bag and a baby, that will finally make the picture complete…
Would I think you less hot because of you being a dad? No, I don’t think so. There are not many things that could ruin Rob-porn for me. And a child surely doesn’t count in that category. Yep, you heard me right. I just admitted that I got some Rob-porn. Not hidden under my bed as teenage boys (and probably grown up men as well) tend to do. But stowed away in a folder on my laptop entitled “monthly work reports”. Because no one‘s going to open a folder with such a boring title. A super special trick, it always works. Honestly, try it!
Alex Meraz, hot dad
But back to you Rob! And to my question of course. So would having a child increase or rather decrease your hotness? Can your hotness be increased at all? Well, no I don’t think so. Would it be decreased? I cannot answer this that swiftly, but taking everything into account… We already accepted the hobo-style. And the dad-bag. And the fact that you seem to only wash your hair like once every two weeks. And that you’re always wearing what seems to be your one and only outfit (black jeans, the old nikes, black hoodie, black leather jacket and one of your 3 shirts). I don’t think there’s anything you could do to end our addiction swooning. Sorry!
Btw Alex Meraz is damn hot -just look at him- and he’s a dad as well… doesn’t matter, I would totally do him fancy you even if you were a dad.
Off to look for pictures for my new “sexy dads” folder (which is sure to be actually called “work statistics”)
Are there any other hot dads we didn’t mention? Ahem… Peter Facinelli,ahem… Just sayin. Anyone else? What do you think, would you still be totally obsessed with fancy Rob if he were a dad? What would he be like? So many questions… so leave us a comment or e-mail us!
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