Please tell me…

… that Edward and Bella did NOT take porn style beach wedding pics like that: Cause seriously that is just plain weird. Also I hope this is not what Edward’s bedroom face will look like. Just saying. a That is all. Kthxbye. a Soul a (image: some german bridal shop website)

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Overdue since July: the Eclipse Review

Gosh, just writing down that headline makes me realize how much I failed at blogging lately… Actually I plan on making a top as well as a flop ten list for Eclipse just like we did with New Moon cause I thought that was a pretty cool idea. There are a few general thoughts though [...]

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Are you excited for Eclipse yet?

Tonight is the night that most Twigirls all over the US are gonna watch Eclipse for the first time. At this point before New Moon I had tons of super special posts full of major excitement all written out and prescheduled for almost a week straight. So today I actually wanted to blog about how [...]

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New Moon and the Razzies aka We discuss the REAL stuff

Okay, to all of you who haven’t already heard about it, take a seat. Today we got something serious to talk about. New Moon was nominated for four awards. No, it’s NOT the Oscars. It’s the Razzies aka The Golden Raspberry aka the Anti-Oscar. The nominees are RPattz for best supporting actor, KStew with either [...]

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How to undazzle us with the missing Eclipse trailer

During the last few days we tried to spread the Christmas love around here at How To Dazzle a bit by writing only posts in which we’re being nice all the time. Something I would never have survived without my special Christmas mood… and Zelda’s fantabulous present of course! Cause I’m usually a snarky person. [...]

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How to undazzle us with the “Wolf-Merchandise-OVERKILL“

As already reported in one of our latest posts – “how to dazzle us with ugly wolf-shirts” – there was a sudden increase on the market of (were)wolf-related merchandising since the hype about New Moon started. And with “increase”, I actually mean explosion, from zero to 110 in less than a single second, a wave [...]

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How to undazzle us with the “Bella’s a vamp now” scene

Zelda and I were at the New Moon premiere. This means everyone in the audience saw the film for the first time. This is were you get the absolutely pure reactions of  all the former New Moon virgins. And this is what happened: Volterra, the Volturi headquarters, Aro takes Alice’s hand to get proof that [...]

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How to undazzle your audience with awful special-effects….

When I was watching Twilight for the first time, something really caught my eye: Yeah, Rob did, of course^^ But that’s actually not what I’m aiming at right now. No, what I want to talk about today is something else (also because we really talked loads about Rob lately, and we can’t risk the possibility [...]

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How to undazzle us with ugly wolf-shirts

We all know that werewolves had a huge image boost lately and we got to admit they seem pretty cool. They’re there to save you from nomadic vampires and whole armies of newborns trying to kill you. They will find you in case you ever get lost in a wood and carry you home. They [...]

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