Overdue since July: the Eclipse Review

Gosh, just writing down that headline makes me realize how much I failed at blogging lately… Actually I plan on making a top as well as a flop ten list for Eclipse just like we did with New Moon cause I thought that was a pretty cool idea. There are a few general thoughts though that probably won’t make it into any of those lists but still have to be mentioned so I decided they get their own post. Here we go!

I didn’t really like Eclipse. There, I said it. Now you can go and hate on me. I don’t care. It’s my opinion and I’m not gonna take it back. I mentioned it about a million times back in the day that I was neither as excited nor as hyped up for Eclipse as I was for New Moon. That’s not what I’m talking about here though.

Eclipse - Welcome to the land of bad wigs and general awkwardness

About a week ago I watched Eclipse again cause I thought maybe I just had missed all the awesomeness the first time. I hadn’t. I mean, I DID realize some really good stuff (like all the little Alice and Jasper moments) but all in all that movie is just full of awkwardness and out of character moments. More about those in the flop ten list! In general I would say I just didn’t get the Eclipse feeling. (Yep Kiyoka, I agree with you on that one!) Of course this is a movie and it’s only natural it can’t be EXACTLY like the book but I felt like all my favorite scenes had been left out or changed and all the annoying and bad ones had been left in the script. I mean HELLO? NO ALICE KIDNAPS BELLA SCENE? No completely what the heck Edward bribed her with a yellow Porsche moment? FAIL!!! And that’s just one of many more examples. I can live with lots of changes. Edward’s Volvo is charcoal instead of silver? Fine. Angela dates Eric instead of Ben? Alright. Everyone of the vampires has a totally different haircut and color in each of the movies? Oh well. None of that ruined it for me. As I said I just didn’t get the Eclipse feeling like I should have. Remember reading it for the first time? What was it like for you? When I think back the following thing come to my mind: romantic overload, sexy make-out scenes (hello there leg hitch!), oh no he dihin’t, oh so sweet, fight scenes, oh no she dihin’t, most romantic thing EVER, I want Edward as my bf, I love the Cullens, backstories FTW, Victoria ROCKS as an enemy. Yeah, I know that were just random words but that’s how my feelings develop usually. In a random chain of single words that are a complete mess. Haha, sorry. But if you know me that shouldn’t really surprise you. If I made a thought chain for Eclipse the movie it would probably look something like this: Oh no they dihin’t leave that out, OMG the wigs, SO unrealistic Bella, as if you would ever do that, OMG the wigs, since when do I want to do NEITHER Edward NOR Jacob, awkwardness to the max, gosh I think I might fall asleep soon, cheesiness overload, OMG the wigs, who the heck said KStew could act, awkwardness to the max, so not excited. Kinda sad, right? Please don’t hate on me though. Or at least not until you’ve read the top and flop ten lists next week. Cause yes, there WERE things that I liked after all!

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Eclipse the book, our love stays untarnished forever!

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PS: Chelle, I know you’ve been DYING to read my review ever since July. I’m honestly sorry I kept you waiting that long girl. So I’ll post the top and flop ten list next week. Plus they might include some of the “special secret information” you passed on to me concerning the Bella eyebrows!

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What were your Eclipse thoughts? Has your first impression changed after watching it again a while later? We wanna know about it! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

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Random Twi-News that brought me out of hiding

Yay everyone! Here I am once again! There’s not too much going on in the Twi-world right now so i decided to do a mesh-up of all the little thing along with my random ramblings. Sounds good, right? Here we go!

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1. Some guy named Rami Malek is cast as Benjamin for Breaking Dawn

Yep, Rami Malek. That’s his name. If you don’t know who he is google him. And then let me know if you found anything interesting because I didn’t look him up on my own. And why should I? I mean, who the fuck IS this Benjamin guy? Or wait, is he the one with those strange “control the elements” powers? The Egyptian one? The one that strange old vampire whose name I forgot tries to hide from the Volturi? No sorry, I am NOT going to re-read Breaking Dawn just to look that up. It’s my least favorite of the four, remember? But feel free to find out which one Benjamin was and then let me know. Deal? Awesome!

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2. There were rumors about bringing the Bree book to the big screen

HALO - attracting more guys than Bree Tanner since 2001

Honestly? Why? Who cares about Bree? We’ve already seen half of that during Eclipse! Plus what kind of vampire movie would that be? One where they believe they die in the sunlight but then it turns out they just start to glitter? One where everything they do is play videogames? Yeah right, as if we didn’t get more than enough shit about half-assed vampires as it was… Do they think this would drag the guys into the cinema? Why? Because of hot sex-scenes between Riley and VIctoria and some brilliant Halo gameplay scenes? You’re right. That might actually work…

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3. Ashley Greene films in Paris and is joined by Disney kids

Yes, I wrote “kids” on purpose. No matter how many fans she has Miley Cyrus is FAR from even being close to deserving the term “young lady”. And as if hanging out with Miley wasn’t enough, Ashley was repeatedly spotted having dinner, leaving the hotel etc in company of one of the Jonas brothers. The oldest one. Or at least that’s what I hope… Seriously, I don’t know anything about the Jonas brothers. I can’t even remember their first names. All I can tell you is, you better watch your purity ring, Nick! Or Ben! Or Dave! Or Brian! Or whatever your name is. You are the guys with the purity rings, right?

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4. Rob is on a roadtrip through half the US

Attention - this pic might be the ultimate anti-robsession remedy

My Twitter timeline is exploding from all those Rob-sightings aka fans annoying Rob and forcing him to take a pic with them. The brilliancy lies in Rob’s absent face. I bet just like Bella does in Breaking Dawn, everytime someone asks Rob to take a pic, he takes a deep breath and goes off to his “happy place”, haha. So dear Rob, I would LOVE to give you some really useful roadtrip advice but to be honest, Zelda is the expert when it comes to living in a car and travelling half a country. Alas she is too busy with college right now but I promise we will make a top ten tips to have fun on a roadtrip list someday. Meanwhile just keep going on the way you started. If you refuse to wash your hair, shave and shower over the next two weeks as well I bet even the most hardcore fans aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa will give in and leave you alone eventually.

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Off to NOT hang out with Miley and those Jonas boys

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Are you still attracted to Rob after I posted that pic? Who the eff is Rami Malek? And how will I be able to remember his name? Also can we please take bets on how long that Jonas guy will keep his purity ring now that he is hanging out with Ashley? As always, comment or e-mail us!

(images: Twitter)

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A Day with Bree and the Newborns Vol.2

Here comes part two!

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Everything is so much more fun with party hats

6.) Where did the Newborns live when they had a few days off? Did they built a camp or something? Would there have been “one day in newborn-camp” stories hadn’t they all been killed?
all the newborns hated each other there were 2 main “gangs”.  2 vamps who were the kind of leaders of the 2 groups and then the people who had “allied” with them bree didn’t belong to any of them.  they stayed in abandoned houses with basements since they thought the sun would kill them during the day they would stay in i guess ignoring or plotting agains each other.  They had to move often because sometimes they would get in fights and destroy the house they were staying at.  they don’t really find out that they’re an army and start training until the end so for the most part they’re just doing nothing
Hm, sounds kinda boring. I really hoped they would build campfires to roast some marshmallows…

7.) If it is true that Bree calls Edward redhead all the time, does she have nicknames like that for other characters as well?
she does call edward the redhead, but i can understand why and it doesn’t bother me.  Bella really appreciates and takes the time to study edward so she can afford to make distinctions between red and bronze.  bree, is about to get killed is super afraid, i can understand why she doesn’t take the time to categorize edwards particular shade of redish/orange/brown.  she doesn’t really have nicknames for the others, she just calls them the one with the black hair, the blonde one and things like that…
To be honest, I think the reason why I was so surprised that Bree calls Edward a redhead is because in my imagination he doesn’t have reddish hair at all. I simply ignored the facts and gave my imaginary Edward brown hair. Cause come on, bronze? What is that supposed to look like? Who the eff has bronze hair? I bet that isn’t even a real color!

8.) Did Bree have a chance to get a climpse at those hot shirtless Quileutes before they turned into wolves and the fight broke loose?
nope, she actually got late to the fight, that’s why she’s the only one that survived.  also, remember the wolves were not in the clearing with the cullens.  once she surrendered jasper made her close her eyes and covered her ears with his hands.  she could still hear “something” like some howling and the thud of their hearts but she’s got no clue what it is.  she thinks it might be some other kind of vampires.  Riley keeps them pretty clueless about everything
She didn’t even get to see those hot shirtless Indian teenage boys? Damn, seems like she missed ALL the good stuff…

9.) Where there hot vamps in the Newborn Army that would’ve made it worth to switch to the dark side?
not that we could tell, bree doesn’t really go into a whole lot of details about what the other people look like except for diego who had dark curly hair
Let me think: No hot guys, no campfires to roast marshmallows and not one single glimpse at the wolfpack abs? I’m out!

10.) Do we get to know anything about Victoria? ANYTHING? Because THAT’S the bad vamp I would have loved to read a book about!
not a thing – she barely even shows up
Now that really disappoints me. Seriously, what annoyed me about this Bree book was that Bree is a character I do not care about in the slightest. Victoria on the other hand? Hell yes I would love to read a book about her! She’s fierce and cool. She’s got that special “escaping” ability, lost her vampire soulmate. That’s TRAGIC! And EPIC! THAT would have been the book I would’ve loved to read! That, or Midnight Sun…

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Off to NOT join a Newborn army

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PS: A HUGE thanks and BIG hugs to blufish27 for taking the time to answer all my questions. I never thought the Bree book could be that much fun. WIN! Maybe I’ll give it a try. Right after I read Midnight Sun.

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A Day with Bree and the Newborns Vol.1

Hello there! We’re finally back to blogging. Which means I survived college exam hell. Yay! And to celebrate this special day that I returned from being MIA, there are party hats in all the picture I post today, haha. So I still haven’t read the Bree book but cdubs aka blufish27 offered to answer some of my questions about the book and it was an awful lot of fun. In fact it was so damn hilarious that I just HAVE to share our combined brillancy with all of you. My questions are written in our usual style, blufish27′s answers are in red (newborn eyecolor, what else!?) and comments by me are in turquoise, as always. And now, read!

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Hello there girl I still don't really care about

1.) What did Bree do before she was turned into a vamp? What was her life like?
she was a runnaway.  her dad used to beat her and her mom up.  the mom left and left her so she ran away.
Her mom left leaving her daughter behind? WTF?

2.) How old was she when she was bitten and turned into a vamp?
almost 16

3.) (This might be strange if the answer to 2 is something like 12 years) Do Bree and Riley ever get it on? Are there romantic moments? Fade to black scenes?
ha ha!!  no, bree and riley do not get it on at all!  she does develop a relationship with a guy named Diego but he gets killed before they even make it to the fight

4.) Do Riley and Victoria get it on? Are there romantic moments? Fade to black scenes?

Hello there naughty couple crashing houses

yes, but you don’t “see” anything about that, diego and bree follow riley to tell him that they’ve discovered sunlight does not kill them (riley has told them that it does and it never really clarifies if riley is lying of if that’s what victoria told him and he believes it) and they hear them (riley and victoria) inside a house
Bahaha. Yep, I just asked the (almost) same question twice. I’m lame cool like that. So Riley and VIctoria DO get it on after all, huh? I kinda wish we would see that cause damn, Victoria is one hot piece. As is Riley. Could someone write a fanfic about them and then send it over to me? Awesome!

5.) What do those Newborn vamps DO all the day? Like did they invent awesome party games or other stuff? I mean, so much spare time now that they don’t need to sleep anymore, they NEED some kind of entertainment or new hobbies!

Yep, purple's cool!

dumb stuff like read, listen to music, play videogames and for some reason love to listen to music with a loud bass.  apparently they also fight a lot.
Wait, they play videogames? Do they have “Spyro the Dragon”? Cause if they do I’m totally signing up for that shit! I love me some Spyro! Plus I think Zelda would come over to the dark side as well. Nothing is more inviting than a good old videogame featuring a purple dragon. Cause you know, purple is cool and stuff.

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Stay tuned for part two, followed by our Eclipse top ten lists!

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(images: google; all paty hats added by me)

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Let’s get hyped up for Eclipse! Oh no, you’ve already seen it? How could I forget that?

Okay, maybe you’ve already watched Eclipse once. Or twice. Or multiple times. But I haven’t so I decided the right thing to get me even more excited is to have a look at some new Eclipse clips. Here they come.

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The one where Victoria and Riley ALMOST get it on

Okay, you all know I got some issues with that whole Rachelle Lefevre being kicked out thing. I’ll get used to it. Someday. I just wish they hadn’t made Bryce put on a wig. I mean hello? She’s a NATURAL redhead, so where’s the point? Whatever. I kinda wish they had kissed in that scene because Riley and Victoria are a HOT couple!

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The one where they have a sex-talk

Charlie is so much win here! Billy Burke NAILS it! But… I hate Bella’s greasy hair here. Yeah, big surprise since I mentioned how much I hate that wig about 1735 times over the last 3 weeks. Plus Kristen’s acting? I mean, where was it? One word: Unconvincing! She didn’t seem embarrassed AT ALL. WTF? I’m so not dazzled… FAIL!

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The one where they try to fight

Hello there! I love me some good fight scenes! The Emmet Jasper one? So good! This might be one of the top three scenes that make me understand all those (read: 12.4) Team Jasper members out there. Honestly, he IS cool and sexy and awesome here. WIN! It was about time he got some magic moments in those movies!

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Off to watch that fight scene another 184 times

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What is your Eclipse count? How many times have you already watched Eclipse? How hot is Jasper in that fight scene? How much does Charlie rock that sex-talk? And how bad is Kristen’s acting in comparison? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(videos: YouTube)

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Eclipse Quote Game round 3

Are you ready for yet another post where I take a random Eclipse quote and make up a story to go with it? No? What a pity, cause I’m going to do it anyway! This is one Bella says to Edward.

I know you know what she saw!

According to me, this is Bella’s reaction in following situations:

• after she realizes Leah Clearwater showed Edward memories of Jacob and Paul making out in the woods in their wolf-form.
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  Dear Edward, would you go gay for this hot piece of man-meat?

  to Edward getting to see thought-flashback of Victoria and Riley getting it on. She’s probably scared Edward might become gay. Cause you know, that Riley-guy IS hot as hell!

• when she realizes Edward read Alice’s mind right at the moment where she was thinking about helping Bella shower after the James-incident. Seems Edward is NOT that innocent after all…

Will Edward become gay and spare Riley? Will the two of them spend a wonderful vacation on Isle Esme together? Will they make fun of the wolves for the rest of their lives? And will Bella leave Edward and disengage herself after finding out he secretly spied Alice thoughts just so he could catch a glimpse at naked Bella? There’s only one way to find out! Watch Eclipse to see where they REALLY used that quote!

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Now keep those quotes coming

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I know this is a super short post. But I promise they will become way longer and more exciting as we get closer to the day that Zelda and I will FINALLY watch Eclipse together! I promise to make a larger post every few days though over the next ten days! Have you already seen Eclipse? How did you like it? Plus don’t forget to send in quotes! Just Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(image: Google)

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How Twitter dazzled me with the Eclipse press junket

Sorry gals for being a little behind on stuff. I KNOW there were tons of Eclipse press junkets plus Rob on Leno and countless other stuff. To catch up quickly on most of that without letting good stuff out, I decided to do an Eclipse press junket round-up via Twitter. Aka I took screenshots of tweets from people who where at all the important events (like let’s say the Eclipse Con). Ready? Go! Oh, another thing before we start! Just in case you re not familiar with the awesomeness that is the twitters. If there are multiple tweets following each other you gotta read from bottom to top. Now let’s get this party started, shall we?

There is so much epicness in these tweets it’s unbelievable! First of all THUMBS UP for Rob for making fun of the awkwardness that is the Renesmee imprint in Breaking Dawn. And then Taylor’s retort? Priceless! I can so see KStew starting to panick thinking poor little Taytay might spill the beans about Robsten. Bahaha, I wish I had been there! This little conversation alone would have been worth it! BEST ECLIPSE PRESS JUNKET MOMENT OF ALL TIME!

Alright, I had my problems with Bryce right from the start. Not because of her personally but because of the huge Rachelle Lefevre Gate. Most of her appearances lately have convinced me that she’s really into the books and wanted to assure a certain continuity when it comes to playing Victoria. And right when I’m about to actually like her… she comes up with this. Uhm, not being good at anything else is NOT the best reason to become an actress. Just saying…

Uh huh… LMAO. Honestly Jackson? This is your attempt at being funny? Are you kidding me? Probably not seeing that you also think you make serious, good music with the 100 Monkeys…

Hehe, you know why Rob and Kris said Twilight, right? Cause of that steamy bedroom scene where they got “carried away” for the first time. You also know why Taylor had to say Eclipse, no? Cause he was barely present in Twilight plus he gets to kiss Kristen in this one. Plus he is legal now in states other than Georgia which means he is finally free from Chris Hansen. Which means he can finally get it on with a woman of his choice who shows him how it’s done. Or a man of his choice. Whichever he wants. (Sorry, you know me. I just couldn’t resist! )

So, how obvious is it that this was a shout-out to Kristen that he wants a son? Soon? Do you think his mum Clare asked him to throw that in there? And how many “Is Kristen pregnant?” / “RPatz says he can’t wait for a Robsten lovechild” will we get just because of this?

Bryce the Twimom? WIN! Do you think she has a red carpet in her basement? Oh no, wait, she can walk REAL red carpets. But maybe she’s trying to turn her son into a Twikid? Or it’s just the fact that NOTHING is cooler than to own a Barbie who looks exactly like yourself.

THUMBS UP for KStew acknowledging the shitty Bella-wig! Even though I gotta admit I’m a little worried. If wearing that wig meant she was unable to run her fingers through her hair… then how did she act? I mean, isn’t lip-biting and hair touching what she usually tries to sell us as acting? Can’t wait to see how she tried to compensate that. Maybe by *GASP* REAL acting?

Kristen is a good cook? Yay, domestic Stew LIVES! I kinda wanna try a piece of that pie. Also can you imagine Kris cooking for the whole cast? I so wanna have pics! How sweet is that? Plus you know what that “the way to a man’s heart” means, right? Either that Alex is now in love with her or… it was just another indirect Robsten dropper. Or third option: Alex wanted the Robstens to THINK it was a hint to have a good laugh when they all freaked out.

BAM! Remember Summit when you said all that shit about only re-shooting minor scenes? YOU DAMN LIARS! The tent scene? Have you read the book? The tent scene is CRUCIAL! The most important thing second only to the leg-hitch! You people just don’t get it! Good David Slade does though! Thumbs up little guy for making it more erotic! WIN!

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I blame Summit! For everything! Because they deserve it!

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These were only a few of the highlights. What were your favorite moments of all those Eclipse press events? Please let us know! It’s hard to keep up with EVERYTHING for me, so I might have missed some of the good stuff. Help me out and send me your personal favorites and fails! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: screenshots from my Twitter timeline)

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Chatting up the new Eclipse trailer… or clip… or whatever they call it now

Ah Summit, what a smart move. You announce the FINAL Eclipse trailer to premiere on Oprah. Then everyone goes WTF because that thing most definitely was one minute too short to be anything near a FINAL trailer. But of course you can’t go back on your word and release a longer trailer. So you just give us tons of random scenes and call them CLIPS now. AWESOME! We SO haven’t seen through this. Also I hope you can hear my sarcasm through those thick black walls of your Summit headquarters or wherever you’re hiding these days. I won’t complain though cause I love me some Eclipse clips. So today it’s time to chat the parking lot scene up. You know, the one from the MTV awards.

0:22: Edward’s face when he says “of course not” is priceless. Because it’s only one step from saying “because you can’t do what anyone wants you to like let’s say stay safe at home instead of almost killing yourself in a poor attempt of trying out cliff diving just to hear my voice you stupid little trouble maker”. Just that Edward would NEVER say that to Bella. Ever. Even though I think he should. Cause someone HAS to tell her the truth. Just saying.

0:39: The Edward smirk kills me! Like seriously KILLS ME! THAT is why I fell in love with this guy! Two seconds later though it rather looks as if Rob is trying not to burst out laughing his ass off about Taylor practising his “fierce” look. THAT is why I fell in love with Rob once I guess. His giggling. And the mumblish singing of course!

1:02: Edward’s thoughts in that moment (because you know I can read his mind): “DAMN YOU JACOB! There is one single rule and you can’t stick to it! DON’T TELL BELLA ANYTHING. Because all she’s gonna do is get herself into trouble. Brilliant. Now she will end up bugging me about changing her so she can fight with us. Or to have sex with her before she dies. And I won’t do either thing…”

1:20: BOOB STARE ALERT! Jacob is SO checking out Bella’s boobs right there! Thanks to Zelda for pointing that one out to me via text message in the middle of the night. You just “get it” when stuff is important!

1:31: “It’s him I don’t trust.” Yeah, you shouldn’t, that guy has a motorcycle and a tattoo which means he is all badass and stuff. And oh yeah, he also kinda wants to do your girlfriend…

1:39: Super nasty Jacob-stare alert!

1:42: AS IF! Bella would NEVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS run away with Jacob like that with Edward standing right there! SCRIPT FAIL!

1:46: Did anyone else wait for Jacob saying spider-monkey at the end of that “hold on tight” phrase? Because I sure as hell did. I would have laughed my ass off had they really let him repeat Edward’s infamous line from Twilight here. So sad that didn’t happen! Also can you hear my sarcasm here? Cause that was one of the worst lines in Twilight by FAR! Or at least one of the most 2nd-hand-embarrassing ones. And I’d never thought Edward could make me 2nd-hand-embarrassed over ANYTHING…

Alright, the rest is more or less just a mesh up of old trailer scenes. Including some new Jasper-is-practicing-his-sexy-running scenes though. Hello there Zelda’s vampire crush!

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Off to watch that trailer clip another 217 times (for important blog purposes of course!)

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Are you Team Jasper as well? Then raise your hand in the comments so Zelda won’t feel lonely anymore. Or just share random thoughts about that clip. Or write me an e-mail. I LOVE to get mails from all of you!

(video: YouTube)

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And the next drama is on!

Over the last few days Hollywood Reporter and Hollywood Insider reported that the only thing holding up an official announcement of Breaking Dawn actually being made into two movies is… money. Big surprise, I know. So they said Ashey and Kellan want 4 million $. What? WTF? They want 4 million $ for two lines? For being in five scenes? That’s worth 4 mio? Dang, I definitely picked the wrong job!

Don't make the same mistake twice Summit

Then Summit said they might just kick out one of two to solve the whole problem. Uhm, what? I mean okay, Alice is gone for half of the book anyway and except for the armwrestling match there’s basically nothing that would make Emmett’s presence really necessary. But… Remember the last time you kicked someone out Summit? And yes, that most definitely is a reference to the Victoria debacle! Remember how that one ended? Yep, just like everything else… With a BAD WIG! And with me writing countless post where I throw in Rachelle Lefevre and her portrayal of Victoria and her wonderful hair and the fact that I wanna be BFFs with her.

Don't bring The Cougar back as Alice

So no Summit, I do NOT think that it’s a good idea to kick Ashley and Kellan out and instead equip Cathy Hardi with an alice and an Emmett wig. I KNOW she would love to return to the Twilight universe aka Rob and tons of other hot shirtless guys. Cause we all know that she’s a cougar like that and would do ANYTHING for that. But… JUST NO! Period! You made bazillions with this whole franchise and even though I do not think that they really deserve 4 million $ for their minor roles I think that you can still come up with a solution that does NOT involve anyone getting kicked out. So solve that shit please! We already got more than enough drama being conjured up in this fandom, we don’t need a new version of the Victoria debacle. Kthxbye!

Just another short note: I’m fully aware that today they will announce all the artists on the Eclipse soundtrack plus the nominees for the MTV Movie Awards. And yes, I plan on posting about it. On Friday. Because tomorrow is… yep, Rob’s birthday! So come back tomorrow for the huge party I’ll throw here! And then on Friday when we can chat up all the other Twi-News aka Kristen getting nominated TWICE in the best kiss category and Justin Bieber writing a song for the Eclipse soundtrack… Just kidding! Well, about the Bieber kid at least!

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Off to get the party hats out

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So what do you think about the whole Kellan-Ashley-Summit-drama? And the MTV nominations for New Moon? and the soundtrack? Leave a comment or e-mail me!

(images: Polyvore and Google)

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Eclipse Trailer Week part 2

Yes, I decided to make this week a special Eclipse trailer themed week here on HTD. And now I feel super powerful cause this is my blog and I can decide important stuff like that without asking permission. Haha! Today I just wanna put down some random thoughts about stuff I discovered while watching the trailer for the 247th 5th time.

Someone edited the Spanish version of the trailer and included a piece of a Grey’s Anatomy episode in it. At least that’s the only explanation I have for why they got a different Seattle scene…

Why are 60% of those newborn vampires bald? Is this some shitty Neo-Nazi reference I didn’t get? Or maybe just David Slade having a problem with his lack of hair and forcing all the minor actors to shave their hair off? I have really no idea… but I blame Summit, of course! Also can someone please find the scene in Pirates of the Caribbean where the crew of the Flying Dutchman walk out of the sea onto the beach where they hide the chest with Davy Jones’ heart? I looked for a screenshot to prove to the world that this looks EXACTLY like the Newborns coming out of that lake part but couldn’t find a good pic… Maybe someone of you can do that and then send it over if you know what I’m talking about… I know I said it before but I’ll say it again! In fact I plan on saying that every single day for the rest of the week so prepare yourself! JACOB PUNCHING THAT BIKE IS FREAKING HOT!

Damn… This might be the sexiest I’ve seen Taycob look in… FOREVER! So who else thinks this is smokin? I already know Chelle is totally with me on that one! Also the snow here looks unbelievably fake! Like Heidi Montag fake (<-CLICK IT!)

Oh, and there’s another thing in that pic looking fake. Guess what it is! Hint: It’s orange and looks like frizzy wool… But yeah, let’s just ignore that cause this trailer alone gives me more than enough material to write a full post about all the hair / wig drama happening. And again I blame Summit! Why? Cause it RULES! But hey, enough bickering around! Cause I saved the best for last! A super hot version of the Eclipse trailer which is just SO MUCH hotter than the standard US version you have already seen! Ready? ENJOY!

Aaannnddd??? Awesome! Right? What? I never said it would be a completely different trailer! Yeah, I know that it’s in fact the exact same trailer. With the slight difference that in this one they speak FRENCH! And that my ladies and gentlemen (do we have Twi-guys here?) makes ALL the difference! Cause Edward and Jacob talking French is just that much sexier! Just like French kisses are hotter than normal ones, you know…

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Jacob you can French kiss me anytime if you punch that bike like this!

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Share your trailer thoughts in the comments or via e-mail! And tell me if you by any chance know what Pirates of the Caribbean scene I’m looking for… please!

(videos: YouTube; images: Twifans… can you believe they have 180 screenshots from the trailer on their site? AWESOME!)

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