A Day with Bree and the Newborns Vol.2

Here comes part two!

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Everything is so much more fun with party hats

6.) Where did the Newborns live when they had a few days off? Did they built a camp or something? Would there have been “one day in newborn-camp” stories hadn’t they all been killed?
all the newborns hated each other there were 2 main “gangs”.  2 vamps who were the kind of leaders of the 2 groups and then the people who had “allied” with them bree didn’t belong to any of them.  they stayed in abandoned houses with basements since they thought the sun would kill them during the day they would stay in i guess ignoring or plotting agains each other.  They had to move often because sometimes they would get in fights and destroy the house they were staying at.  they don’t really find out that they’re an army and start training until the end so for the most part they’re just doing nothing
Hm, sounds kinda boring. I really hoped they would build campfires to roast some marshmallows…

7.) If it is true that Bree calls Edward redhead all the time, does she have nicknames like that for other characters as well?
she does call edward the redhead, but i can understand why and it doesn’t bother me.  Bella really appreciates and takes the time to study edward so she can afford to make distinctions between red and bronze.  bree, is about to get killed is super afraid, i can understand why she doesn’t take the time to categorize edwards particular shade of redish/orange/brown.  she doesn’t really have nicknames for the others, she just calls them the one with the black hair, the blonde one and things like that…
To be honest, I think the reason why I was so surprised that Bree calls Edward a redhead is because in my imagination he doesn’t have reddish hair at all. I simply ignored the facts and gave my imaginary Edward brown hair. Cause come on, bronze? What is that supposed to look like? Who the eff has bronze hair? I bet that isn’t even a real color!

8.) Did Bree have a chance to get a climpse at those hot shirtless Quileutes before they turned into wolves and the fight broke loose?
nope, she actually got late to the fight, that’s why she’s the only one that survived.  also, remember the wolves were not in the clearing with the cullens.  once she surrendered jasper made her close her eyes and covered her ears with his hands.  she could still hear “something” like some howling and the thud of their hearts but she’s got no clue what it is.  she thinks it might be some other kind of vampires.  Riley keeps them pretty clueless about everything
She didn’t even get to see those hot shirtless Indian teenage boys? Damn, seems like she missed ALL the good stuff…

9.) Where there hot vamps in the Newborn Army that would’ve made it worth to switch to the dark side?
not that we could tell, bree doesn’t really go into a whole lot of details about what the other people look like except for diego who had dark curly hair
Let me think: No hot guys, no campfires to roast marshmallows and not one single glimpse at the wolfpack abs? I’m out!

10.) Do we get to know anything about Victoria? ANYTHING? Because THAT’S the bad vamp I would have loved to read a book about!
not a thing – she barely even shows up
Now that really disappoints me. Seriously, what annoyed me about this Bree book was that Bree is a character I do not care about in the slightest. Victoria on the other hand? Hell yes I would love to read a book about her! She’s fierce and cool. She’s got that special “escaping” ability, lost her vampire soulmate. That’s TRAGIC! And EPIC! THAT would have been the book I would’ve loved to read! That, or Midnight Sun…

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Off to NOT join a Newborn army

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PS: A HUGE thanks and BIG hugs to blufish27 for taking the time to answer all my questions. I never thought the Bree book could be that much fun. WIN! Maybe I’ll give it a try. Right after I read Midnight Sun.

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What if Eclipse does NOT dazzle me?

Nope, I still haven’t seen Eclipse yet. But HTD dudette Kiyokamori did. Then she live text messaged me while watching it informing me about stuff like “Leg hitch, be jealous” or “tent scene on NOW”. I was pretty busy being all jealous and excited and stuff. That was before I got her full review though. She rated it four out of ten. FOUR OUT OF TEN? That’s not even 50%! She said the feeling just wasn’t right. I thought about it and I gotta say I kinda agree. If she’s right that is. What if Eclipse is super exciting and well-done and all but I just don’t get the Eclipse feeling that the book gives me? Would I be disappointed? Hell yes! That doesn’t necessarily mean I won’t like the movie. It can still be entertaining, funny, exciting or whatever. But it won’t really be Eclipse.

Screw Skinsuits! Give me my Eclipse feeling!

Let’s face it: I didn’t count it but I guess 80% of our posts refer to the movies only and have nothing whatsoever to do with the books at all. I talked so much about Taylor Lautner’s abs, Kellan’s Calvins and Ashley’s Skinsuits that sometimes I got the feeling I forget why I started it all. When I first read Eclipse it wasn’t really about the fight. Or the Newborns. No! It was kinda retro and romantic and hilarious. My favorite book in the series. We had Edward’s oldfashioned proposal, the leg hitch, the moment when Bella realizes Edward bought a bed just for her, one of my favy parts ever where Alice kidnaps Bella because Edward bribed her with the yellow Porsche… There were TONS of highlights! At least twice as many as in New Moon or Twilight. I don’t want to be prejudiced, but I don’t think they will be able to give me my Eclipse feeling. And it kinda makes me sad. Remember I still haven’t seen the movie, so this is only judging by the clips and trailers and first reviews from Kiyokamori, F_Muse and cdubs. It seems though they made it all about the Newborns, fighting, about Bella being caught between her love for Jacob as well as Edward. Which is WRONG! That is NOT what Eclipse is about! At all! Plus from the moment you read the meadow scene for the very first time EVERYONE KNOWS Bella and Edward will end up together. THERE IS NO CHOICE! Alright alright, maybe I should try to manage my expectations a bit before I completely lose my shit in the cinema. Maybe I should just take the Eclipse movie as what it is (a probably pretty enjoyable movie in a huge franchise) and then go back home to read Eclipse the book to get the RIGHT feeling back again. With all my favorite scenes. Cause I SWEAR, if I could marry the moment where Alice says Edward got her the Porsche, I would! (Name where I got that slightly altered quote from and you win a fake prize!)

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Off to STILL not watch Eclipse

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What about you? What were your Eclipse expectations? What were the highs and lows? Were any of your favorite scenes missing? Give us your review via comment or e-mail!

(images: Google)

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Super awesome post of Randomness

I don’t know if  anyone else noticed, but we’re a little behind on stuff here on the blog. The Eclipse red carpet premiere takes place in two days, the real premiere is in only eight days and I was where with my re-reading Elipse series? Chapter two I think? Awesome. But it’s not just that! I got an awful lot of other stuff store in my “things to post soon” folder. Basically that folder got way out of control a long time ago. So today I’m gonna clear that out a bit in order to get us back on track here. Aka getting prepared for Eclipse premiere craziness. So now enjoy random miniature post all put together into one!

Dear crazy people going to Eclipse Con, sometimes you make me feel oh so 2nd-hand-embarrassed for you. There’s a costume competition, alright, I get it. But couldn’t you choose a at least remotely decent look? Like the girl that dressed up as KStew at the MTV Movie Awards? Do you always have to go for the most weird, awkward, fandom-embarrassing things? Yep, I guess you do. Bella covered in blood wearing a torn silk dress? Wouldn’t have prom Bella been enough? Oh whatevs, here dear blog friends, look at the pics and have a laugh. Or start crying. Might depend on your 2nd-hand-embarassment tolerance level. Ya have been warned!

Uhm yeah, let’s forget this ever happened! On to the next thing! And what would be better to get this out of your head than new pics of hot Twiguys? Alright, Isle Esme time with Edward maybe but I can’t give you that so… here come the pics instead!

Hello there Kellan’s abs! Not bad. In fact I think Kellan should run around shirtless far more often. Plus those jeans are UBER low! Also thumbs up for the article right next to Kellan’s man-boobs saying “Sex so good… the neighbors will complain”. That is NOT a coincidence! So we got a sporty, sexy Kellan pic and… an awkward one of Charlie Bewley. You know, that guy who plays Demetri. Who takes pics like that one? It looks as if he’s got no neck at all and kinda old lady boobs cause they’re hanging waaay down. Also no abs? And while he has a pretty good V I think he pushed himself up a little tooooo far on that pool edge. Right to the point where it goes from sexy to awkwardly almost-vulgar. This pic looks SO porn-like! I’d rather take Kellan! That is all I’m saying.

Now to the next thing! The Eclipse line has started! There are about 900 people already, the security guys got there fisrt anxiety attacks due to the constant onflow of fangirls and the amount of tents that are 4.1×4.1 and thus violate the Summit laws of lameness. (Uhm, just a little sidenote to you Summit people: Did you know that 4×4 tents are used to grow pot??? And not to sleep in??? Thanks to cdubs aka the Google Queen for passing on that knowledge to me!) So here are some of the first pics, all found on Twitter. Also thumbs up for that confessional yes we ARE here for that sparkly vampire movie sign! Fangirl power!

Now to the thing that has been so heavy on my hard. I gotta confess it to all of you. I failed as a Twi-blogger. I *GASP* forgot Edward’s birthday. There, it’s out now. But even worse: I don’t really care. I mean, where the eff do people know from when Edward’s birthday is? I read all four books three times and I’m pretty sure it’s not in there. Right? RIGHT??? SO is it in Midnight Sun? I’ve only read that once so I got a pretty good excuse for not remembering every tiny detail. But still… Sorry Edward! I promise to make up for it. During our next trip to Isle Soul!

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Off to not get into the Eclipse line (sorry gals)

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So what other random news did I forget to post here? Are you waiting in line already? Wanna tweet me pics? PLEASE DO! And if you’re not, then you can still leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Twitter)

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Are you ready for GQ Taylor yet?

Yes, there are smoking new Taylor pics. And yes, I’m gonna throw them into this post. That is NOT what inspired me to write about Taylor’s GQ cover though. The rel reason for me to blog about is… the unintentional hilariousness that is the cover!

What will Taylor wear: Yep, that is the cover story. Because what will Taylor wear (WWTW) is second most important right after what would Jesus do (WWJD). And because that pic of little Taytay is not enough they even mention explicitly how buff he is. In the headline of their cover story. Brilliant.

Grill it up: A guide to become a grill master? That is SO Big Daddy Lautner’s favy in this issue! You KNOW they were inspired to write this article when Taylor’s dad showed up during the photoshoot.

Meet the cockfighter: Cockfighter? They write about a cockfighter? I’m not even sure I know what that is. I can make a pretty good guess though I think. This is NOT something I wanna picture in my head though…

The Homophobia Guide: They give you advice on gay etiquette and stuff? In the GQ issue with Taylor effing Lautner on the cover? Come on! That is destined to provide jokes to last for months on end. If it ever becomes official that Taylor should indeed be gay I will shout out “I TOLD YOU SO” and post this very GQ cover again as evidence that they knew as well. That IS a hint! Stuff like that does NOT happen by chance. Ever. Trust me!

Alright, I know all you really wanna see are the pics… So here you go!

Maybe it’s just my imagination. Or the approximately 9 family vacays I spent in Italy watching business men on their Vespas pass by. But this DOES look kinda Italian to me!

Hello there! This might be Taylor’s gay look. Or the pic next to the guide to homophobia. Just saying…

Okay, weird photo alarm! Is he lying on the floor on some branches here? Or leaning against a hedge? I can’t really tell. I CAN tell you though that if you look closely you can make out something that might interest that above mentioned cockfighter… No joke!

Does anyone else feel reminded of Rob’s Vanity Fair photoshoot? The Cape Cod one? You know, where he lay on that bed? Cause I do!

They will NEVER let him live that martial arts stuff down, will they? Poor Taylor! What will he do once he turns 50 and can’t do backflips anymore? I wish they would stop asking him to make “some of those tricks” during photoshoots. Cause this DOES look kinda weird. Especially since his head is hanging their in a VERY weird angle. In other news: Oh look, Alice parked her car there!

Oh and look, sporty again! Taylor boxing while wearing a winter coat. Cause that’s not weird at all…

Super buff teenager making all the cougars come out? Hell yes! Also this pic is DESTINED to make new Taylor-porn. Or to photoshop someone else’s head on top. One of the two. You’ll find out soon enough!

Yep, I saved the best for last. After being worried about what seemed to be Taylor’s new beer belly in the first Eclipse trailer, I’m proud to tell you THE ABS ARE BACK! This pic will probably end up over the beds of tons of girls. And their mothers. Or at your local gay bar maybe…

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Off to google cockfighter… NOT!

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So how hilarious is it that they mention the words queerbot, gaywad AND cockfighter right on the from of the GQ issue with Taylor on the cover? That IS a sign! Also how awesome those pics? Or at least the ones that aren’t weird? Which one is your favorite? Plus how much do you love that I tagged this post under “dazzling girls” as well as “dazzling guys”? (Oh yes I did, hehe!) And was someone brave enough to google cockfighter? If you were, ARE YOU INSANE? NEVER google that! EVER! Instead why don’t you leave a comment or e-mail us?

(images: GQ via Eclipsemovie.org)

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Time for Music Weekend featuring the Eclipse Soundtrack

Ready for the second part of the Eclipse soundtrack? Because I sure as hell am! So here are the next five songs on the list plus my thoughts plus random notes plus review. Oh, and the video again of course so that you can refresh your memory a bit and get into the right mood. Now let’s start!

***UPDATE: Sorry, they removed the video above. I tried to find vids of the songs to insert though***

06. Fanfarlo – Atlas:

I know this is probably a strange thing to say but it kinda reminds me of Jeff Buckley’s version Hallelujah. No idea why, it just does. At least at the beginning. Didn’t really get into it at the first listen but five times later it gets better. Maybe it’s one of the songs you have to hear several times…

07. The Black Keys – Chop and Change: Sorry, couldn’t find a video of that one. Plus I don’t remember it well enough from back when I listened to the soundtrack live stream to have an opinion about it. Which probably means it is not one of my favorites or I would still have it stuck in my head somewhere. But I can assure you it’s not that bad either or I’d already have at least ten different jokes ready about how bad it sucks. You know, just like I have with those 100 Monkey songs…

08. The Dead Weather – Rolling in on a Burning Tire:

Definitely NOT one of my favorites. Sorry, but I just can’t say I like this song. Probably the one I’m gonna skip EVERY SINGLE TIME. Also please ignore that super awkward, super horribly photoshopped poster that’s there during the complete video.

09. Beck and Bat for Lashes – Let’s get Lost:

Yay, video with lyrics just in case you don’t understand what they’re singing. I loved some of the old stuff Beck did. Years back. Haven’t heard much since then. Maybe that’s a bit weird, but the first time I heard it I was like “This should SO play during the tent scene when we get the Jacob dream-scene where he makes out with Bella. Cause this is sex-music!” Yep, I thought that. And I won’t take it back. Plus I really kinda wanna have a dream-scene there. Sorry Team Edward members. I also wanted Jake to kiss Bella right after he said kwop kilawtley. Be mad at me, hate at me, I don’t care! So will this become the ultimate Jacob and Bella sex-music? We’ll see!

10. Vampire Weekend – Jonathan Low: Hm, I got the feeling that they might use this one in a Jacob Bella scene. Probably in one where Bella hangs out with the wolfpack while they make fun of Jake for being in love with Bella when then suddenly Lea Clearwater shows up and gives poor Bella and her bad hairline a bitchface that would even put Rosalie to shame. Wanna know how that idea came into my mind? Uhm, that must have been when I watched THIS scene for the first time and noticed Vampire Weekend is playing in the background!

Also why the heck is Taylor the only one wearing a shirt in this scene, huh? FAIL!

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Stay tuned for the third (and last) part of the soundtrack

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What’s your opinion on the soundtrack? Any favorites so far? Any ideas where they might put the songs? Any idea where Jacob’s abs have gone? Leave a comment or e-mail me!

(videos: YouTube)

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Join us on the Eclipse promo fun fair

Dear Summit people, when will you finally realize that you need my help with all that promo stuff? Do I really have to wait until Breaking Dawn for you to call me? Until you realize that apart from the wedding and the pre-pregnant Bella honeymoon there is absolutely NOTHING you can use? No fights, only talking. And sure as hell you don’t wanna tell people about that super creepy vampire-c-section or the demon baby. Maybe you could turn the pre-almost-fight gathering at the Cullens into a three week long vampire house party, but that’s pretty much it. So come on, give me a call! NOW! Cause I know you need my help! At least that’s what’s obvious from your newest Eclipse promo moves. I mean, online puzzle games? Online puzzle games to get the newest posters? For real? I’m a busy girl! I don’t have the time to do lame ass stuff like that! Sure, I find the time to run this blog, but that’s serious journalistic work! While spending half an hour puzzling just to get the newest pic of Jacob and Bella on a motorcycle is NOT! Fortunately there are enough people out there (the crazy Twimoms from Oprah and teenage Twihards who skip school for stuff like that) who make room in their schedules to finish those puzzles and then just share the pic with all of us. Awesome! So here are the four finished puzzles (for all of you who -like me- got better things to do):

Hey Kristen, I really appreciate your attempt! Unfortunately the hood did NOT cover up the bad hairline from the bad wig though…

Okay, what is up with this one? Edward looks sleepy! He is a damn vampire! Vampires are never sleepy. Ever. And Bella in that Eclipse outline? It looks as if the Cullens had put her under a glass bowl to protect her or some weird shit. Sorry, FAIL!

I love this one! You won’t hear one single negative word about it from me! The Cullen crest right there so close to the ring? Perfection! Plus that semi black and white / sepia tone of the whole pic? Brilliant! Makes the engagement ring look WAY less shiteous! Hey, that was NOT negative! I said LESS shiteous, that’s a compliment!

So this is your super new publicity trick? Making online puzzles? For New Moon we at least had those posters and lifesize Edward at Burger King. Which was so much more fun! Cause every Burger King you went into you could see the girls sneakily swooning over Edward (and Taylor’s abs as well from time to time). And then they were all gone. Oh no, not the girls, the posters! Remember when even the most decent girls who never in their lives even stole as much as a bubblegum tried to come up with a masterplan of how to steal those lifesize posters? And how pissed they were when they came to late only to see that some crazy Twihard had beaten them? Ah the fun of it… How are we supposed to do THAT with online puzzles, huh? No idea? Yeah, me neither…

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Give me those lifesize posters! And no, online puzzle versions do NOT count!

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So, did you do all those online puzzles? Good or bad move? I mean, some surely love to make those puzzles over and over again, but couldn’t they just have given us the normal poster in addition? Without the outlines of every single piece? Are they really trying to entertain us with shit like that so that we stay patient? I have no idea… What do you think? Did you do those puzzles for 8 hours straight yesterday at work? Let me know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Eclipsemovie.org; cause I really don’t have the time to do stuff like that… seriously!)

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Is this how you found us?

You know what we haven’t done in a while? A new episode of our little series called finding our blog via google! Since the list I keep for that gets longer and longer I thought it was time to thin it out a bit by sharing some highlights with you!

bella is a dumb bitch for not going for jacob: Uhm, hardcore Team Jacob anyone?

Let's swoon over Taylor's REAL abs before he finally announces he's actually gay...

cgi abs in new moon: Oh, you mean Rob’s airbrushed on abs? Yeah well, we can’t deny that…

are those taylor lautner real abs in new moon: Yep, in contrary to Rob’s airbrush-abs (see above) Taylor hit the gym and consumed a year’s supply of meat patties in only one month in order to gain 30 pounds of pure muscles. Or something like that. You know, the story he tells in every single interview he ever gave since Twilight? That’s what I’m talking about.

how to email robsessedpattinson.com: I don’t know, why don’t you hop over to their site and ask them? Or just click on that pic under which they wrote “click HERE to e-mail us”? Alright? Fine! Glad I could help you! Oh, and tell them thanks from me for always putting up all the newest Rob-pics! Some days I would be lost without them…

bobby long porn: You mean Rob’s friend Bobby Long? The one who once gave his shirt to Rob so we blogged about him? Hm, sorry, I NEVER made Bobby Long porn… If you are looking for let’s say Rob-porn or hot Twi-cast porn, then just click HERE! Or send over your personal Bobby-porn collection so that I can use it in my post next time he is out and about anywhere with Rob.

bobby long fanfiction: Nope, sorry to disappoint you again! After confessing I did NOT make Bobby Long porn I now have to tell you that neither did I write Bobby Long fanfiction where he and Rob get it on backstage after one of Bobby’s concerts because Rob was so turned on by Bobby’s plaid shirt. Sorry!

Do NOT get this for your kid!

9 year old twilight cakes: 9 year old cakes? Uhm, wouldn’t they be rotten and smelly and disgusting after 9 years? Or do you mean you want a Twilight cake for your nine year old kid? In case that’s it, no! Just NO! I mean, no nine year old would really like Twilight. Because she (I HOPE it’s a girl and not a boy we’re talking about here) would simply not “get it”. The only reason a little girl would fall in love with Twilight was if you were one of those crazy Twimoms and MADE her like it. So just get het a princess Arielle cake instead, will you? You know, same story (girl changes who she is for the love of her life and happily ever after) only WAY more appropriate for little girls! WIN!

banana on the beach: Uh yes, we definitely blogged about bananas at the beach! Check out Zelda’s post HERE! Honestly, READ IT! But hey, be warned! It might contain pics of Jackson wearing a Skinsuit… Just saying!

blogs about birth control pills: Well yeah, we DID mention birth control pills quite a lot around here. So smart of you to look that up on the internet before you end up pregnant with a half-human half-vampire demon child on which the only revenge you can take is to name her Renesmee. I wish Bella had been as smart as you! Would have spared me some serious WTF-moments…

And with that I leave you. Sometimes I really wonder what some of those people think when they google all this stuff and then end up HERE…

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Off to finish the next chapter of my Bobby Long fanfic… Just kidding!

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Are you one of the people who found our blog via Google? What did you type in? Or maybe not Google? How else have you found us? We wanna know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Google and Twitter)

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Let’s chat it up: The Twi-Trinity on Oprah part 1

I admit we are a little behind on stuff right now. We need to talk about the MTV Movie Awards nominations and the Eclipse soundtrack plus a few minor things. But I thought it would be a good idea to start with all the Oprah stuff cause that shit is HILARIOUS! In fact there is so much hilariousness (yep, that’s a word!) that I gotta split it up into two posts. So let’s start with part one right away!

0:16: Uhm, does anyone else love that huge ass eclipse sign with “Oprah” written across it in the original Twilight letters being ten times bigger than the actual movie title? LMAO! Plus thumbs up for everyone being dressed properly! They all look nice. Rob didn’t forget to put on some pants after all…

0:31: Super 2nd-hand-embarrassing Twihard alarm! They brought signs to Oprah? WTF?

1:03: Dang, Kristen looks tired… I bet Rob kept her up all night! …JUST KIDDING!

1:11: They all saw Eclipse before I did? Shouldn’t I have some kind of prerogative seeing that I’m a Twilight-blogger and all??? Haha, and Rob’s face when he’s like “WHAT? They saw Eclipse? Before I did?” aw, surprised Rob is cute!

2:24: Oprah calling Rob SIR! WIN!

3:14: “They just like doing Twilight-related things.” “Together.” Hell YES! Rob and Kristen get it!

4:09: Oprah hugs Kristen? And *SPOILER ALERT* until the show is over she will have mentioned Kristen’s shyness at least 124 times. Uhm, does anyone else feel like they told Oprah to not bug the girl cause she is really shy and nervous and stuff just so she wouldn’t try to press THE question?

4:41: “I don’t think anybody is waiting for anything else than just you…” MAKING YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH ROB OFFICIAL. I bet every Twihard and Robsten out there was holding her breath for those exact words! Yep Oprah, I know you know that’s what everyone’s waiting for. Including yourself. Instead you finish that sentence with “being yourself”? Uhm yeah, nice try… And you all know that with that “feel really at home” phrase she tried to signal that she was totally okay with Kristen leaving her chair to sit in Rob’s lap instead, right!?

5:26: Kristen saying that Bella is totally awkward? MOTHER EFFING WIN! So true! This just gained La Stew 100 points!

6:22: I’m DYING! Imagine Rob as a rapper please! LMAO! And Oprah looking like “WTF?” I would pay all the millions I don’t yet have and probably never will to listen to one of those rap-tapes! They might even be more precious than Rob’s sex-tape! Do you think he wrote his own texts back then? I bet he did! So I know one of our readers works with someone who’s parents in law know Rob’s parents (Hi T. )… So what do I have to do for you to “organize” me one of those tapes? Cause we all know they are somewhere stored away at the Pattinson residence! And yes, T., I’m DEAD SERIOUS about this!

8:29: Rob laughing his ass off about being more influential than Obama kills me. Cause let’s face it, that IS kinda ridiculous. I mean, how did he influence people? Okay, Hot Pockets, Heineken and the plaid industry probably owe him for their sales going up 253 % in the last year… but other than that?

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0:18 – 2:52: They will never let Taylor live that shit down. For the rest of his life he will be the hot underage guy who managed to put on 30 pounds of pure muscles in less than 6 months to achieve the best eight-pack anyone ever had even putting Arnold Schwarzenegger and the incredible Hulk to shame. Awesome!

5:23: Ahhh, I almost missed it the first time I saw the video! Rob makes a sloppy seconds joke cause Kristen kissed all those other guys before at the audition. Hahaha, LMAO! WIN!

5:42: So if we didn’t get a proper answer to THE question at Oprah, we never will! And to be honest, I’m perfectly okay with that… more room left for my imagination. Aka hot scenes of Rob and well, ME of course!

6:35: Rob visiting random families at home. Brilliant!

Family 1: Rob knocks and then shoots back again as if he wants to run away as fast as he can. LMAO! I can so see Rob as a kid doing that! And then… nothing happens. Rob knocks on a door and NO ONE comes to let him in? Haha! “Should we just break into the house?” Bwahaha, one of the moments that makes me absolutely convinced that hanging out with Rob is FUN! “We we’re in the basement”… getting drunk and horny while watching Twilight for the 157th time.

Family 2: “Oh god they got a dog”… and the dog obviously is Team Jacob! At least that would explain why Rob barks right back at the dog. THE MUM! Thank god Mama Soul would never give me away to 2nd-hand-embarrassment like that! She jumps up and down and then yells directly in Rob’s face “Oh my god, he is hot!” Uhm, thanks for being a NORMAL mum, Mama Soul! Also, can I please have tickets handwritten by Rob for every event I will ever go to in the future please?

Family 3: A Twilight-Dad! You so know that he IMMEDIATELY recognized Rob! AWE-SOME! Also they seem to be the most normal family by far! A little screaming and swooning but no one tried to attack Rob plus the mum didn’t seem like a complete cougar. I bet she would be perfectly happy with just having Rob as her son in law. And you know the chances aren’t too bad seeing that Rob would love to have dinner with them!

So Rob, ext time don’t forget to knock on MY door!

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So that was part two! Don’t forget to tune back in when I chat up the rest aka Taylor being thrown into a house full of crazy Team Jacob members and a super 2nd-hand-embarrassing bunch of Twimoms. Oh and there’s a new Eclipse clip and other stuff as well!

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Off to watch Oprah over and over again cause this is SO the Rob I once fell in love with

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What were your favorite parts of the Twi-Trinity at Oprah? Did I miss any good parts in the video above? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(videos: YouTube)

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Funny Monday stuff is back!

Ah, I guess I gotta apologize for not doing a funny Monday stuff post last week! But now were finally back to normal and because I know we all need a laugh (or five) on Mondays, without further ado here we go!

Uhm yeah, I can kinda understand him. It’s not as if we didn’t make fun of it since the day we saw the very first Jasper pic from New Moon. You know, the one with the poodle wig… Sorry Jasper! I really feel bad for what those wig people have done to you! On the other side, Jackson wearing a bad wig is at least one thing we can count on when it comes to the Twilight movies.

Yep, word! The new Disney dream of all little girls. Instead of wanting to be a mermaid and marry prince Eric they now want to be a clumsy girl and marry a superhot vampire. And then get pregnant with a half-human half-vampire child… Okay, scratch that last one!

Emmett destroyed the piano? Maybe he had a second armwrestling match with vampire-Bella. Edward will SO NOT be amused…

I SO wish there was a stripclub like that in the woods near where I live! Alas, no jorts-wearing hot guys with eight-packs here yet…

Ahahaha, that one cracks me up… So all the Team Jasper members out there, be warned! Alice is about to catch you staring at the Jasper-porn you got on your laptop!

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Off to work… or Twitter maybe

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Did you miss funny Monday stuff last week? Glad we’re back to normal? Which one of today pics is your favorite? Any other funny Twilight pics you wanna share? Leave a comment or e-mail me!

(images: Polyvore)

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Chatting up the Eclipse poster with myself

Yep, you heard me right. I’m officially crazy now, talking to myself. But well, no one else was around and I obviously had to chat it up with SOMEONE. Maybe I should have asked my alter ego Lauren… And because I’m awesome like that and want you to know what exactly I’m talking about, here comes the new Eclipse poster. In HQ. Which means you can click to zoom in ENDLESSLY and take a close look at ALL the details. You’re welcome, you can thank me later.

Let’s start with the good things, shall we? First of all I gotta admit I’m positively surprised by Bella’s hair here. The wig does not look half as bad as I thought it would. Plus I like all of their shirts. Bella’s hoodie fits pretty well and is just so… Bella. And Jacob’s shirt that looks kinda worn out. And Edward in a V-neck. I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this before but Edward should ALWAYS be in a V-neck! Surprisingly I think his jeans jacket looks pretty good as well. So THUMBS UP for the clothes! To me Edward looks so much hotter here than he did in New Moon. No tweed! Definitely a good sign! Oh yeah, and the Eclipse logo / writing thing with the red looks great. (Uhm, please help me! Is this the logo? Cause to me the real logo is the red ribbon thing… whatever, I like it!)

Alright, now over to the not so awesome parts. Sorry, but in order to stay honest I gotta address them as well… Why is the sky over Edward so damn dark and where Jacob stands you can almost see the sun? Does this make any sense or did they just think it would look cooler that way? Is this some strange “Jake was Bella’s personal sun in New Moon” reference I just don’t get? I have no idea… And WTF happened to Bella’s head? Maybe this is a hidden influence of the wig but it seems as if her head (or at least the part that is covered by her hair) goes on up FOREVER. Plus she kinda looks as if she’s either high from smoking too much pot or consumed some other kind of illegal substance. I mean, what’s up with her eyes? One is half closed, the other one open so it seems as if she has some serious squinting issues. Just saying.

After having the abs, is Taylor now trying to compete with these guys when it comes to tan as well? (**Hint** only 1 has really black skin)

While I got nothing bad to say about Edward at all, I’m still pondering what it is they did to Taylor. Too much fake tan? Hanging out on the beach for 128 hours straight? An attempt to look like a professional bodybuilder? I have NO idea, but man his skin looks DARK. Like almost African / Asian dark. Not Indian at all. Except you mean the Indians that actually come from India instead of Native Americans… Now the last thing. I almost cringe to say this cause I know the majority of you will not agree with me. But because I’m either fearless or crazy, I’m gonna say it nevertheless… I HATE THAT DAMN “IT ALL BEGINS… WITH A CHOICE” LINE. There, now it’s out. I just hate it! Cause for me Eclipse does not at all begin with a choice. I mean we got the marry Edward or not choice and the final Jacob or Edward choice but for me that’s just not it. I can’t quite grasp right now what it is that bothers me about that line. But I’ll find out and then let you all know, promise!

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Off to hide before you attack me with pitchforks

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So what do you think about the new Eclipse poster? Love it? Anything you don’t like? What do you think about the “choice” thing? Do you hate me for hating it? Please don’t… Anything interesting you discovered by zooming in REALLY REALLY close? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(image: via Twitter)

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