A Day with Bree and the Newborns Vol.2

Here comes part two! a 6.) Where did the Newborns live when they had a few days off? Did they built a camp or something? Would there have been “one day in newborn-camp” stories hadn’t they all been killed? all the newborns hated each other there were 2 main “gangs”.  2 vamps who were the [...]

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What if Eclipse does NOT dazzle me?

Nope, I still haven’t seen Eclipse yet. But HTD dudette Kiyokamori did. Then she live text messaged me while watching it informing me about stuff like “Leg hitch, be jealous” or “tent scene on NOW”. I was pretty busy being all jealous and excited and stuff. That was before I got her full review though. [...]

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Super awesome post of Randomness

I don’t know if  anyone else noticed, but we’re a little behind on stuff here on the blog. The Eclipse red carpet premiere takes place in two days, the real premiere is in only eight days and I was where with my re-reading Elipse series? Chapter two I think? Awesome. But it’s not just that! [...]

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Are you ready for GQ Taylor yet?

Yes, there are smoking new Taylor pics. And yes, I’m gonna throw them into this post. That is NOT what inspired me to write about Taylor’s GQ cover though. The rel reason for me to blog about is… the unintentional hilariousness that is the cover! What will Taylor wear: Yep, that is the cover story. [...]

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Time for Music Weekend featuring the Eclipse Soundtrack

Ready for the second part of the Eclipse soundtrack? Because I sure as hell am! So here are the next five songs on the list plus my thoughts plus random notes plus review. Oh, and the video again of course so that you can refresh your memory a bit and get into the right mood. [...]

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Join us on the Eclipse promo fun fair

Dear Summit people, when will you finally realize that you need my help with all that promo stuff? Do I really have to wait until Breaking Dawn for you to call me? Until you realize that apart from the wedding and the pre-pregnant Bella honeymoon there is absolutely NOTHING you can use? No fights, only [...]

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Is this how you found us?

You know what we haven’t done in a while? A new episode of our little series called finding our blog via google! Since the list I keep for that gets longer and longer I thought it was time to thin it out a bit by sharing some highlights with you! bella is a dumb bitch [...]

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Let’s chat it up: The Twi-Trinity on Oprah part 1

I admit we are a little behind on stuff right now. We need to talk about the MTV Movie Awards nominations and the Eclipse soundtrack plus a few minor things. But I thought it would be a good idea to start with all the Oprah stuff cause that shit is HILARIOUS! In fact there is [...]

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Funny Monday stuff is back!

Ah, I guess I gotta apologize for not doing a funny Monday stuff post last week! But now were finally back to normal and because I know we all need a laugh (or five) on Mondays, without further ado here we go! Uhm yeah, I can kinda understand him. It’s not as if we didn’t [...]

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Chatting up the Eclipse poster with myself

Yep, you heard me right. I’m officially crazy now, talking to myself. But well, no one else was around and I obviously had to chat it up with SOMEONE. Maybe I should have asked my alter ego Lauren… And because I’m awesome like that and want you to know what exactly I’m talking about, here [...]

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