A long overdue Thank You

I know I should’ve put up a thank you post AGES ago. Like right the day after my birthday. But I didn’t. I got a pretty good reason for that though. No, it as absolutely nothing to do with me being to lazy or to busy. I just liked the fact that everytime someone would visit the blog (including myself) the topmost post popping up would be my wonderful birthday special. Yes, that’s kinda vain and stuff but I don’t care. I just love my bday post, okay? And by love I mean LOVE!

I am in love with this folder. Seriously.

Yep, bold, all capitals AND underlined, that’s right. That is how much I love it. And as if that hadn’t been enough Zelda showed up at my place and had another wonderful present for me. A folder entitled “important work documents”. Remember how we always used to joke around about keeping our fanfic in an important documents folder? This one was even better because in there were tons of our old posts all printed out plus dozens of awesome manips featuring me, blog stats, a screenshot of that one time LTT tweeted about me… In short, every important moment in our blog history, all our hard work put together in one folder of awesomeness.

Birthday Rob? Check. LTT tweet? Check. #2 fastest growing WordPress blog? Check. WE ARE AWESOME!

So once again a HUGE thank you to everyone who in some way contributed sth for that fantabulous birthday surprise, especially to Zelda but to all of the dudettes as well for all the manips, pics and sweet notes you sent. Meeting all of you was probably the best thing that has ever happened to me on the internet. Yep, you even beat my chats with fireboy. Not by far but still, I give you girls the #1 spot.

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In return for that birthday of amazingness and my 3 week hiatus I promise to get back to a more regular blogging schedule starting this week. Let’s begin with two posts a week, k? Sounds good? Then just you wait till you see what I got planned to kick this post fest off!

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Off to read some important work documents

Soul

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(images: taken by me)

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A little something to keep all the HTD girls occupied

Hi everyone!

You’re probably wondering where today’s brandnew post is right now. Uhm, it’s not here yet. I’m late. Again. Sorry! I fail at life lately. Since Papa Soul’s 50th birthday is drawing close and Mama Soul and I bought him the best present ever aka the new improved version of my beloved MacBook (Tell him about it and you’re DEAD! And even worse, banned from this blog FOR LIFE!) I am busy sitting on my bed with my technical pro guyfriend setting it all up so he can use Mac as well as Windows and other boring computer stuff you don’t care about. Most of the time he uses my lappy to look sites and keys up on the internet and all the time I’m afraid he might accidently stumble across that manip folder with all those almost-porn pics of Rob I found on facebook. So don’t judge if I’m not brave enough to blog right under his eyes! I like this guy and want to keep him as a friend and not think I’m a weird obsessed Twihard. Which I might be but he doesn’t have to know about that, right? So while you are all bored to death, waiting for this day to become oh so much better (aka waiting for the new HTD post to hit the internet) why don’t you go and play that Lost in Forks game and win a Volvo? All you gotta do is find the Cullen’s house. There are even little clues to help you at each crossing. At least that’s what they say. Let me know if you got it! Make a screenshot or pic or whatever and send it over! The first HTD reader (I’ll even let it count if you get your man to try as well. Just say you might win an awesome new car.) to get to the Cullens house will win a fantabulous (fake) prize! Now go and get Lost in Forks!

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Off to prevent my friend from opening my fanfic folder

Soul

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Double birthday – Get the party hats out for Rob

Just in case you don’t know that already (yeah, haha… what are the chances?) today is Rob’s 24th birthday. Aka the day I ordered nine Eclipse premiere tickets aka the day after the Eclipse soundtrack was revealed aka the day after the MTV Movie Awards nominations came out aka the day after Jimmy Fallon did a new “Robert is bothered” aka the day that the Twilight-trinity episode of Oprah finally airs. But today is also the day that our dear dudette F_Muse was born. Now she’s officially one year older than before but at the same time still exactly one year younger than Rob. Win! And what would be better than celebrating Rob’s birthday with… Rob-porn!? Because we all know Rob would so love us for that. Which guy would NOT immediately fall in love with a girl who make crazy stuff with his pics in photoshop to create the awesomeness that is Rob-porn? And because F_Muse deserves a birthday present as well and because we know she loves cupcakes, we created special cupcake themed Rob-porn. So dear dudette, enjoy your official HTD present! The rest of you, just enjoy Rob!

And because we know that our dear dudette kinda has a thing for Damon, we created Damon-porn as well. Yes, I know we rule, thanks!

Happy Birthday! I hope you two have the most wonderful of all days today! Plus F_Muse just tweeted she “doesn’t want any cakes for her bday… except cupcakes” while I’m still secretly preparing this post. So I’m sure she’ll LOVE her present! And Rob is probably pretty pleased with what we made for him as well… or at least he can’t get mad at us cause this time I did NOT post that ridiculous pic where I made him wear the birthday glasses. Hm, maybe I should have made Hot Pocket-porn for him though…

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Now finally get those party hats out!

Soul

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PS: Thanks to Zelda for coming up with the idea of cupcake themed Rob-porn!

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Any other good Rob-porn? Do you think as well that I should have made Hot Pocket-porn for Rob? Why am I just getting that idea NOW? I will so do that for his 25th bday! Just you wait… Or did anyone maybe make Heineken or plaid-porn for him? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Google; plus I got that very first Rob cupcake card from LTT who got it from Notanaddikt; also a HUGE thanks to Kiyokamori for photoshopping that last Damon pic right the day after her own birthday. You rule!)

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No I did NOT forget my #1 Dudette’s birthday!

Today is Kiyokamori’s birthday. And of course I cannot let this day pass without an appropriate celebration here at the blog! When I asked her she told me she usually don’t really celebrates her bday. But I don’t care! Because on this blog I make the rules! Well, and Zelda as well I guess… So dear dudette, I don’t hope you gonna freak out like Bella on her 18th birthday (no, this is NOT Kiyokamori’s 18th bday, she’s a little older than that…not old enough to be a cougar though ). I decided to post pics of stuff like (you know, the Pizza Hut veggie lover pizza, Felix from the Volturi, Daniel Cudmore who plays Felix…). Also this is the very first post about Daniel Cudmore. Even though I’m not quite sure if you can call it a post ABOUT him if I only photoshopped him into those awesome manips…

Reason’s why Kiyoka is the #1 Dudette

1.) She was the first person who asked me to send her the Eclipse script. And I did. (Yes, I still got the script. Yes, you can still e-mail me.)

2.) She was our first frequent commenter.

3.) She was the first chat partner I had on Twitter. (Yeah, I know Twitter is not a chat. I don’t care.)

4.) She was the first internet-friend I have ever made. And even though I haven’t met her in person yet I KNOW that we were meant to be Twitter BFFs!

5.) She RULES!

Things I appreciate about Kiyokamori

1.) That we’re equally crazy! Want proof? For example she has those Twitter conversations with Rob. Or at least that’s what we pretend. Or when way back in time aka the first week we started tweeting she twitpiced a photo of those fantastic basket she was doing for her cousins wedding. And I tweeted something like “Wow, this looks wonderful! I’m not getting married anytime soon, but can I have one of those anyway?” And guess what!? Two days later there’s a tweet saying “They’re not getting married… but they want one!” with the following picture:

Yep, she totally bought fantakets for Zelda and me! And in return I promised to photoshop a wedding picture of the two of us. Because as I said, I’m equally crazy. To be honest I promised to do that when I still thought she was just joking about sending two of those wonderful baskets to the other end of the world… turned out she was dead serious!

2.) She can tell Zelda and me apart by our writing only. Once I tweeted something and she was like “Shouldn’t that have been Zelda’s sentence?”. And damn she was right! I’d written Zelda-style. I didn’t even notice it myself but Kiyokamori did! This also means she probably knows me better than I know myself sometimes…

3.) She introduced F_Muse to our blog. Who then officially became my second Twitter partner extraordinaire and the #2 Dudette. I’ll always owe her for that!

4.) When I asked her for ideas what to do on the blog for Zelda’s birthday and I said something about photomanips and just wanted to hear if she has some good thoughts on that, she got photoshop, taught herself how to use it and made about SIX different movie posters with Zelda and Rob on them. All in less than 36 hours. Yep, she’s THAT dedicated.

5.) I miss her when she’s not there. One time she had to get off Twitter when F_Muse and I were having a conversation because her boss kept peeking over her shoulder. F_Muse and I immediately came up with a rescue plan to get her out of that office: We decided to send over the Twilight-gang to save her James Bond style. This was when I made the following piece of awesomeness:

6.) She’s always there when I REALLY need her! She even stayed up until 5am in her exams week to chat with me when I desperately needed someone to talk to.

7.) She manages to get me from depressed to happy to annoyed to excited in less than ten seconds. Like the day that I felt so bad and couldn’t continue chatting cause I had to leave for ork and when I checked my last DM it was her saying something like “Hey, here’s my cell number …” and I felt as if the coolest, sexiest, richest, most popular boy in highschool had given me his number! Ridiculous, I know. I don’t care!

8.) She knows that I HATE Valentine’s Day and all those super cheesy stuff couple’s buy one another as presents. And that is exactly the reason why she sent me this fantabulous pic she took as a Valentine’s present for Zelda and me:

Because she know’s I’d rather be single than getting stuff like THAT!

9.) Now that the exam hell lies behind her and she’s free, she agreed to be my blog slave! How cool is that? I ALWAYS wanted to have my own blog slave!

10.) She is ALWAYS game. For EVERYTHING! And yes dear Kiyokamori, I’d go on that backpacking trip with you anytime. Even if it means living in a car (and I mean literally LIVING) and sleeping in a tent and carrying 50 pounds heavy backpacks and eating the exact same things for three weeks straight. With you it would still be fun!

And now over to that special Daniel Cudmore porn I made for you! Aka the official HTD present!

So now head off and enjoy your time with Felix, I know he has something special prepared for you! Happy Birthday dear Kiyokamori!

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Dudettes for life!

Soul

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*If you believe that I was already preparing this special post for weeks, please don’t read on! I repeat: THEN DON’T READ ON! For all the others: I could lie now and say yesterday when I asked Kiyoka and she said her birthday was today, I only pretended that I forgot about it to make this surprise even bigger. But that would be wrong. And stupid. Cause Kiyoka knows me so well she would see right through it. Plus isn’t this post even more precious knowing that I gave up sleep just to get it done in time? Also a HUGE thanks to Zelda who saved me yesterday when I sent her a “blog emergency” text message and she went from uni straight to my workplace and then straight to sending me some of her very own backpacker pics from her time in Australia. Thanks so much for returning from being MIA and saving my ass with those FANTABULOUS photos of yours! That’s why I could never run this blog without a little help from you! Also thanks to F_Muse for answering the sos text messages right away! You’ll always be the #2 Dudette! So dear Kiyoka, yes I confess! I was convinced that your birthday was in September, just like mine. Instead it’s in May, just like Rob’s.But you know what? Doesn’t the fact that I realized all that JUST in time to still get a special post done prove even more that we’re DESTINED to be friends? *

(images: Google, modified by me; plus Zelda’s “Australia – time of my life” captures; She made some really beautiful, artistic photos during that time, only this time I ASKED her to send me the crazy living in a car pics. I SWEAR! )

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Just “Happy Birthday” isn’t enough this time…

Today’s the big day! It’s the birthday of my blog-partner / internet-wife / accomplice in crime Zelda. So enjoy this special post I prepared for this occasion! Ready – set – go!

Because I knew you would want Rob to show up to your party and because I know Rob sometimes forgets things I called him yesterday to remind him of your big day. This was when the following conversation took place:

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"Tomorrow? What IS tomorrow?"

Soul: Hi Rob, it’s me! I just wanted to make sure you haven’t forgotten what day tomorrow is…

Rob: Tomorrow? Uhm, what is tomorrow?

Soul: Zelda’s birthday! Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten about it! Rob, you promised me you would show up!

"Oh no, I forgot about Zelda's bday!"

Rob: Damn, I completely forgot it. All that Remember Me press junket got me a little confused… sorry.

Soul: Alright, good that I called again then. So you’ll come over in the evening! And don’t forget to dress up properly!

Rob: Dress up? Hm, let me check my closet… I got one of Tom’s plaid shirts here and the Stoli shirt. Stoli is vodka, vodka means party, so the Stoli shirt is perfect! Right?

"Ah Soul, you saved my ass!"

Soul: The one with the holes in it? No effing way! You won’t wear that! I said dress up PROPERLY! Okay Rob, I’m not your personal assistant (unfortunately…) but because I knew it would end up like this, just go over to your bed! See the stuff that I sent you lying there? Put that on and you’ll be fine!

Rob: You sent over clothes? Ah Soul, you’re so awesome! I have no idea what I would be doing without you.

Soul: Yeah right, you’re welcome. Just put it on and show up, okay?

Rob: Uhm wait, is this my suit from the Oscars? I loved that one!

Soul: Yes, we loved that one too! But don’t forget to put on the rest as well!

"Argh, don't remind me of the BAFTA hair!"

Rob: The rest? There’s more? Let me see… Oh no Soul, NO WAY! A party hat? That will ruin my sex hair…

Soul: I’m not discussing this with you! I saw what you did with your hair at the BAFTAs, so wear that hat!

Rob: No, I will look like an idiot!

Soul: Rob, WEAR THAT DAMN HAT!

Rob: And those glasses? Are you kidding me?

Soul: WEAR THOSE GLASSES!

Rob: But honestly, I can’t be bothered to wear that shirt as well! have you seen it? You can’t make me wear that!

Soul: Rob, WEAR THAT SHIRT! We’re not discussing that here! You’ll show up at 6pm wearing that suit, the hat, the glasses and the shirt! You would have forgotten about Zelda’s birthday party if I hadn’t called to remind you so you owe me something!

Rob: Can I at least bring my yellow manbag then?

Soul: No, definitely NOT! Why would you want to do that?

"There are Hot Pockets and Heinekens at Zelda's? Brilliant!"

Rob: Uhm… you know… my emergency supply of Hot Pockets and Heinekens is in there.

Soul: Don’t worry, I stocked Zelda’s fridge with a 6 months supply, so you won’t have to leave her flat except for the Eclipse premiere in June.

Rob: Oh Soul, you’re so awesome! You know exactly what I need!

Soul: Yes, I know. No problem. So see you tomorrow!

So now you probably can’t wait to see Rob in his super spectacular party outfit I picked for him, huh? Alright then, have a look!

Also Rob and I planned a fantabulous birthday present for you! He had such a bad conscience that he had ALMOST forgotten about your party that he agreed to do a remake of every movie you want with you and him in the leading roles! So here are some examples we came up with:

I know this is the most wonderful birthday present you have ever gotten in your life. Yeah, you’re welcome! So have a wonderful birthday, a huge delicious cake and may all your wishes come true! Oh yes, and feel free to print those movie posters out to hang them up everywhere across your flat! Cause I know that’s what you want to do…

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Off to put the finishing touches on your real life present (you know, the one that I can give you in front of your family and friends )

Soul

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A HUGE thanks to F_Muse and Kiyokamori for helping me to make Zelda’s birthday post really special! Thanks F_Muse for the idea with the “I love wolves” shirt and all the other little things. And please give all a massive round of applause to Kiyokamori, who especially for Zelda’s bday got and installed Photoshop, taught herself how to do it and then made half of those movie posters above and sent them over all in less than one day! Can you believe that? This girl is AWESOMESAUCE! Honestly dudettes, what would I have done without you?

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Wanna wish Zelda a happy birthday as well? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: google, Robsessed and Letterstotwilight; all modified by the awesome Kiyokamori and me)

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Being bothered by everything aka The Bella Swan Lifestyle

SNOW bothers Bella

I don’t know about you but when I first read the Twilight books I had the feeling that I WAS Bella. It kinda felt as if I was actually IN the book. If I now think back though, the only thing that comes to my mind is “I’m SO not Bella. At all.” Cause no, I’m NOT a stupid teenage girl who is bothered by basically EVERYTHING. Think of Twilight! Bella hates Forks. And the rain. And highschool. And being the new girl. And snow. And being forced to lie down on a stretcher. And sports. And dancing. And shopping. And dressing properly. And… Damn, is there anything apart from cooking and Edward that does NOT bother her? Instead of being happy that she just survived what would normally have been a terrible car accident she is embarrassed to death by being carried away on a stretcher. Instead of being happy she already made all that biology stuff back in Phoenix she is bothered by being forced to sit beside Edward. Instead of being glad the guy (Edward) who looked at her in that “if vampires looks could kill” manner is not there she is depressed beyond belief.

Being asked to a dance by THESE BOYS bothers Bella (Okay, I can understand that... kinda)

Instead of going to the dance to hang out with her friends and have fun she mopes around about how she can’t dance cause she’s such a klutz. Instead of being happy that she is obviously popular among the boys (I mean, Eric, Mike and Tyler asked her to the dance) she is annoyed. Gah, girl! Sometimes -okay, maybe always- you drive me crazy! Everything is centered around you, the ordinary humans for some reason I can’t really understand think you’re hot and lovely. The super sexy vampire in disguise who every girl who ever visited Forks High wants to date is only attracted to you (okay, or maybe your blood…). And all you do is being miserable and muttering around how your life is so bad. Wanna trade? Cause I can imagine worse! Honestly, how could I ever have thought I were like you? Because we got long brown hair? Perhaps. Because we were born on the same day? Maybe. But no, wait, I was NOT depressed on my 18th birthday! I had a torn apart all the ligaments in my ankle and couldn’t walk on my own. Yeah, that kind of sucked. Badly. Nevertheless I tried to have fun as best I could. I did not bitch at anyone for giving me presents. Or a cake. Or whatever.

Wearing a DESIGNER WEDDING DRESS bothers Bella (Honestly girl? Are you insane?)

So I’ll take it all back. I’m not like you. At all. Cause if it was me instead of you who lived in Forks and had that super hot vampire boyfriend this story would have been a whole lot different. Promise! You even where moping around on your wedding day. Are you kidding me? You get to marry one of the hottest creatures / vamps ever and are annoyed cause you have to wear make-up and a dress? A beautiful beyond believe only cost 20 000 $ at that parisian designer store dress. And you gotta close your eyes and go to your stupid happy place to try it on. I can’t believe it! So stop being lame and spoiling everyone’s fun. Be a grown up and start having fun! Kthxbye.

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Off to celebrate that I’m NOT bothered by everything

Saveyoursoul

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Does Bella kinda annoy you too? At least sometimes… Do you think she should stop being depressed all the time? ANything I forgot to add to the list of “things that bother Bella”? Honestly girl, snow is not that bad. Designer dresses are not that bad. Btw, does anyone know where I can get that dress? Like for free? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: google)

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How to dazzle everyone with funny Monday stuff Vol.2

Another monday, another week’s worth of work. In order to continue our new series and to make this day a bit more agreeable for you, we present our funny Monday stuff Vol.2. Enjoy!

Oh yes Rob, me too! So who’s you’re favorite? I pick Arielle, the one who made me grow my hair out when I was a little girl. Never had the guts to dye it red though. Or Jasmine from Aladdin, another one of my favorites. We could go out to a costume paty together dressed up as Disney princesses. Although I’d rather if you were the prince… Think about it and then let me know, please. Just call, I know you got my number.

Okay Zelda, this one’s for you. Because I know how much you love Jasper. So just look at it the next two weeks a bit longer, then print it out and place it over your bed. I know you will… No, just kidding of course. Zelda never would. No, honestly, trust me. She wouldn’t.

Oh yeah Bella, we forgot to tell you. It’s Rosalie’s present. It’s a homemade bomb. So you better not open it. Or wait, the only other persons in close vicinity are vampires and therefor wouldn’t get hurt. So if you open it and fade out of the story, maybe Edward will end up with me… Why not? Hey, don’t worry. Just go on and try it out. It’s a birthday present, so just open it!

Yep Jake, you’re right. You may have developed really really well. You may have the best abs ever. You may have the most shirtless moments in a teen-movie ever. You may have extraordinary martial arts skills. You may have the ability to say “do me NOW” with your eyes in every photoshoot… But you still don’t get the girl. You could have me though, if you want… Just saying.

Yeah Abu, me too! Maybe if you hand me over that wishing lamp… You could send it over with the magic carpet Aladdin has… Because what could be better than having a wishing lamp and a magic carpet? Okay, having Edward Cullen and Jacob Black maybe. But other than that?

Okay, now that I had my Monday laughs I think I’m ready to go to work now. At least that’s what I try to tell myself because I got to go anyway…

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Off to “enjoy” my work day

Saveyoursoul

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PS: Yesterday was a totally crazy day for Zelda and me. Our blog kind of exploded, literally. We got a comment from one of my two favorite bloggers ever, UC from Letterstotwilight. Did you see she even tweeted about my post? NO? Then go read it NOW! The crazy girl peering into their windows, that’s me. I’ll tell you about all that crazy stuff that followed my little post aka love-letter to the LTT-Ladies. I kind of went fangirl-crazy and I think I might have accidently proposed to Zelda in some kind of endorphine rush… Can’t remember properly, but I’ll find out. In case I did, you’ll all get pictures of our wedding, promise! Wanna send us pics of your wedding? Twilight themed? Anything else you want to share? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Polyvore)

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