Let’s get hyped up for Eclipse! Oh no, you’ve already seen it? How could I forget that?

Okay, maybe you’ve already watched Eclipse once. Or twice. Or multiple times. But I haven’t so I decided the right thing to get me even more excited is to have a look at some new Eclipse clips. Here they come.

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The one where Victoria and Riley ALMOST get it on

Okay, you all know I got some issues with that whole Rachelle Lefevre being kicked out thing. I’ll get used to it. Someday. I just wish they hadn’t made Bryce put on a wig. I mean hello? She’s a NATURAL redhead, so where’s the point? Whatever. I kinda wish they had kissed in that scene because Riley and Victoria are a HOT couple!

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The one where they have a sex-talk

Charlie is so much win here! Billy Burke NAILS it! But… I hate Bella’s greasy hair here. Yeah, big surprise since I mentioned how much I hate that wig about 1735 times over the last 3 weeks. Plus Kristen’s acting? I mean, where was it? One word: Unconvincing! She didn’t seem embarrassed AT ALL. WTF? I’m so not dazzled… FAIL!

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The one where they try to fight

Hello there! I love me some good fight scenes! The Emmet Jasper one? So good! This might be one of the top three scenes that make me understand all those (read: 12.4) Team Jasper members out there. Honestly, he IS cool and sexy and awesome here. WIN! It was about time he got some magic moments in those movies!

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Off to watch that fight scene another 184 times

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What is your Eclipse count? How many times have you already watched Eclipse? How hot is Jasper in that fight scene? How much does Charlie rock that sex-talk? And how bad is Kristen’s acting in comparison? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(videos: YouTube)

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Eclipse red carpet: The Highs and Lows

Hi there everyone! Did you miss me? Probably not. Honestly, I didn’t publish a proper post yesterday plus I’m almost twelve hours late today. I had a really bad conscience feeling like I had kinda walked out on you all but then I logged in and saw… THAT WE HAD THE MOST VISITORS WE EVER HAD! Seriously? I get rewarded for being MIA? Until yesterday the day that I posted the secret forbidden Eclipse stills was the one where we got the most hits. But then our numbers today beat that BY FAR. So I decided… to stop blogging for two weeks because following the statistics that would mean 1 000 readers more. Haha, just kidding. Climb off that skyscraper again and do NOT jump off it! Just kidding. Here comes your well deserved red carpet recap!

Cutest family of the day award: The Pattinsons

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Cutest couple of the day award: Peter Facinelli and his wife Jennie Garth

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Un-cutest couple of the day award: Nikki Reed and Elizabeth Reaser

So Liz and Nikki wore… basically nothing. It’s not as obvious in this pic than in most of the others but Elizabeth’s dress was completely see-through. I nicknamed it the “naked dress”. Well, wearing that sure is ONE way to get attention. I would say Nikki’s made her look like a swan only swans are breathtakingly elegant and majestic and Nikki is… not.

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Random pics of (sometimes not so) pretty dresses

So, I don’t know about you but as far as I’m concerned Anna and Bryce WIN! I love Dakota’s dress as well only she’s always so pale that overall it makes her seem kinda colorless. Dress is awesome, but I would have loved if she had worn a little color. Sorry for the crappy pic of Kristen’s dress but it was the only one where you could see the backline. Ashley Greene had one of her fashion fail moments and showed up in a toga that could well have covered it all up had she been 4 months pregnant. Just saying. Also, to say this hurts my heart, but for me worst dressed of the evening was Stephenie Meyer. By far. I know she can’t compete with all those skinny Hollywood girls but still… come on! I have seen her in everyday clothes and she’s always so well dressed then. But this burgundy thing kinda reminded me of those medieval markets where people wear costumes. No idea why. Next time Steph, just wear your slightly elegant everyday attire and you’ll look great!

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Random pics involving hot guys

oooooo Kellan WINS! What a classic, elegant outfit! Matched his new dark hair so well! Also (and I know Zelda will love to hear that and love me so much more) I gotta admit I really like Jackson’s outfit. The feathery thing looks like something I would wear in my hair but still in contrary to his MTV Movie Awards aqua jacket, this is a HUGE improvement! I can’t say I hated Rob’s look, not at all. Standing between all those black and grey wearing guys he… stuck out. While all on his own or with Stewie it looked fine. But to be honest, that burgundy suit made me think of Las Vegas weddings EVERY SINGLE TIME…

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Random thought concerning the red carpet

No idea if that occurred to someone else beside myself but Kristen wore a white dress. You know what that means, right? TONS of brand new “Rob and Kristen engaged – the fairytale wedding” pictures. I bet THIS is going to be their engagement pic!

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Personal highlight of the day: Nikki gets pissed off

I know this is a Rob interview. And I know this is hard. But please just completely ignore Rob for a moment. I promise you will get rewarded! Click play and then look at Nikki Reed and Nikki Reed only during the first 15 seconds. Bahaha, how hilarious is it that Rob’s bodyguard told her to back off and she pulled the ultimate bitchface live on the Eclipse red carpet! Awesome!

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Off to check if we lose visitors now that I’m back in action

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Did you watch the Eclipse red carpet premiere via live stream? Where you there to witness it all in person? What were your personal highlights and lowlights? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Twitter, gettyimages, Twifans)

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How Twitter dazzled me with the Eclipse press junket

Sorry gals for being a little behind on stuff. I KNOW there were tons of Eclipse press junkets plus Rob on Leno and countless other stuff. To catch up quickly on most of that without letting good stuff out, I decided to do an Eclipse press junket round-up via Twitter. Aka I took screenshots of tweets from people who where at all the important events (like let’s say the Eclipse Con). Ready? Go! Oh, another thing before we start! Just in case you re not familiar with the awesomeness that is the twitters. If there are multiple tweets following each other you gotta read from bottom to top. Now let’s get this party started, shall we?

There is so much epicness in these tweets it’s unbelievable! First of all THUMBS UP for Rob for making fun of the awkwardness that is the Renesmee imprint in Breaking Dawn. And then Taylor’s retort? Priceless! I can so see KStew starting to panick thinking poor little Taytay might spill the beans about Robsten. Bahaha, I wish I had been there! This little conversation alone would have been worth it! BEST ECLIPSE PRESS JUNKET MOMENT OF ALL TIME!

Alright, I had my problems with Bryce right from the start. Not because of her personally but because of the huge Rachelle Lefevre Gate. Most of her appearances lately have convinced me that she’s really into the books and wanted to assure a certain continuity when it comes to playing Victoria. And right when I’m about to actually like her… she comes up with this. Uhm, not being good at anything else is NOT the best reason to become an actress. Just saying…

Uh huh… LMAO. Honestly Jackson? This is your attempt at being funny? Are you kidding me? Probably not seeing that you also think you make serious, good music with the 100 Monkeys…

Hehe, you know why Rob and Kris said Twilight, right? Cause of that steamy bedroom scene where they got “carried away” for the first time. You also know why Taylor had to say Eclipse, no? Cause he was barely present in Twilight plus he gets to kiss Kristen in this one. Plus he is legal now in states other than Georgia which means he is finally free from Chris Hansen. Which means he can finally get it on with a woman of his choice who shows him how it’s done. Or a man of his choice. Whichever he wants. (Sorry, you know me. I just couldn’t resist! )

So, how obvious is it that this was a shout-out to Kristen that he wants a son? Soon? Do you think his mum Clare asked him to throw that in there? And how many “Is Kristen pregnant?” / “RPatz says he can’t wait for a Robsten lovechild” will we get just because of this?

Bryce the Twimom? WIN! Do you think she has a red carpet in her basement? Oh no, wait, she can walk REAL red carpets. But maybe she’s trying to turn her son into a Twikid? Or it’s just the fact that NOTHING is cooler than to own a Barbie who looks exactly like yourself.

THUMBS UP for KStew acknowledging the shitty Bella-wig! Even though I gotta admit I’m a little worried. If wearing that wig meant she was unable to run her fingers through her hair… then how did she act? I mean, isn’t lip-biting and hair touching what she usually tries to sell us as acting? Can’t wait to see how she tried to compensate that. Maybe by *GASP* REAL acting?

Kristen is a good cook? Yay, domestic Stew LIVES! I kinda wanna try a piece of that pie. Also can you imagine Kris cooking for the whole cast? I so wanna have pics! How sweet is that? Plus you know what that “the way to a man’s heart” means, right? Either that Alex is now in love with her or… it was just another indirect Robsten dropper. Or third option: Alex wanted the Robstens to THINK it was a hint to have a good laugh when they all freaked out.

BAM! Remember Summit when you said all that shit about only re-shooting minor scenes? YOU DAMN LIARS! The tent scene? Have you read the book? The tent scene is CRUCIAL! The most important thing second only to the leg-hitch! You people just don’t get it! Good David Slade does though! Thumbs up little guy for making it more erotic! WIN!

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I blame Summit! For everything! Because they deserve it!

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These were only a few of the highlights. What were your favorite moments of all those Eclipse press events? Please let us know! It’s hard to keep up with EVERYTHING for me, so I might have missed some of the good stuff. Help me out and send me your personal favorites and fails! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: screenshots from my Twitter timeline)

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And the next drama is on!

Over the last few days Hollywood Reporter and Hollywood Insider reported that the only thing holding up an official announcement of Breaking Dawn actually being made into two movies is… money. Big surprise, I know. So they said Ashey and Kellan want 4 million $. What? WTF? They want 4 million $ for two lines? For being in five scenes? That’s worth 4 mio? Dang, I definitely picked the wrong job!

Don't make the same mistake twice Summit

Then Summit said they might just kick out one of two to solve the whole problem. Uhm, what? I mean okay, Alice is gone for half of the book anyway and except for the armwrestling match there’s basically nothing that would make Emmett’s presence really necessary. But… Remember the last time you kicked someone out Summit? And yes, that most definitely is a reference to the Victoria debacle! Remember how that one ended? Yep, just like everything else… With a BAD WIG! And with me writing countless post where I throw in Rachelle Lefevre and her portrayal of Victoria and her wonderful hair and the fact that I wanna be BFFs with her.

Don't bring The Cougar back as Alice

So no Summit, I do NOT think that it’s a good idea to kick Ashley and Kellan out and instead equip Cathy Hardi with an alice and an Emmett wig. I KNOW she would love to return to the Twilight universe aka Rob and tons of other hot shirtless guys. Cause we all know that she’s a cougar like that and would do ANYTHING for that. But… JUST NO! Period! You made bazillions with this whole franchise and even though I do not think that they really deserve 4 million $ for their minor roles I think that you can still come up with a solution that does NOT involve anyone getting kicked out. So solve that shit please! We already got more than enough drama being conjured up in this fandom, we don’t need a new version of the Victoria debacle. Kthxbye!

Just another short note: I’m fully aware that today they will announce all the artists on the Eclipse soundtrack plus the nominees for the MTV Movie Awards. And yes, I plan on posting about it. On Friday. Because tomorrow is… yep, Rob’s birthday! So come back tomorrow for the huge party I’ll throw here! And then on Friday when we can chat up all the other Twi-News aka Kristen getting nominated TWICE in the best kiss category and Justin Bieber writing a song for the Eclipse soundtrack… Just kidding! Well, about the Bieber kid at least!

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Off to get the party hats out

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So what do you think about the whole Kellan-Ashley-Summit-drama? And the MTV nominations for New Moon? and the soundtrack? Leave a comment or e-mail me!

(images: Polyvore and Google)

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Eclipse Trailer Week part 2

Yes, I decided to make this week a special Eclipse trailer themed week here on HTD. And now I feel super powerful cause this is my blog and I can decide important stuff like that without asking permission. Haha! Today I just wanna put down some random thoughts about stuff I discovered while watching the trailer for the 247th 5th time.

Someone edited the Spanish version of the trailer and included a piece of a Grey’s Anatomy episode in it. At least that’s the only explanation I have for why they got a different Seattle scene…

Why are 60% of those newborn vampires bald? Is this some shitty Neo-Nazi reference I didn’t get? Or maybe just David Slade having a problem with his lack of hair and forcing all the minor actors to shave their hair off? I have really no idea… but I blame Summit, of course! Also can someone please find the scene in Pirates of the Caribbean where the crew of the Flying Dutchman walk out of the sea onto the beach where they hide the chest with Davy Jones’ heart? I looked for a screenshot to prove to the world that this looks EXACTLY like the Newborns coming out of that lake part but couldn’t find a good pic… Maybe someone of you can do that and then send it over if you know what I’m talking about… I know I said it before but I’ll say it again! In fact I plan on saying that every single day for the rest of the week so prepare yourself! JACOB PUNCHING THAT BIKE IS FREAKING HOT!

Damn… This might be the sexiest I’ve seen Taycob look in… FOREVER! So who else thinks this is smokin? I already know Chelle is totally with me on that one! Also the snow here looks unbelievably fake! Like Heidi Montag fake (<-CLICK IT!)

Oh, and there’s another thing in that pic looking fake. Guess what it is! Hint: It’s orange and looks like frizzy wool… But yeah, let’s just ignore that cause this trailer alone gives me more than enough material to write a full post about all the hair / wig drama happening. And again I blame Summit! Why? Cause it RULES! But hey, enough bickering around! Cause I saved the best for last! A super hot version of the Eclipse trailer which is just SO MUCH hotter than the standard US version you have already seen! Ready? ENJOY!

Aaannnddd??? Awesome! Right? What? I never said it would be a completely different trailer! Yeah, I know that it’s in fact the exact same trailer. With the slight difference that in this one they speak FRENCH! And that my ladies and gentlemen (do we have Twi-guys here?) makes ALL the difference! Cause Edward and Jacob talking French is just that much sexier! Just like French kisses are hotter than normal ones, you know…

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Jacob you can French kiss me anytime if you punch that bike like this!

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Share your trailer thoughts in the comments or via e-mail! And tell me if you by any chance know what Pirates of the Caribbean scene I’m looking for… please!

(videos: YouTube; images: Twifans… can you believe they have 180 screenshots from the trailer on their site? AWESOME!)

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Twi-News aka stuff that is to strange to NOT post

Dear Readers, it’s time for a little news round-up once again now that I’m back home with my lappy where ALL the blogging stuff is saved securely! So please enjoy random Twi-News that might make you laugh your ass off or creep you out or make you want more, you never know. Decide for yourself!

Okay, before we start with the strange stuff, here are two things that made me really really jealous!

Tinsel Korey was at America’s Best Dance Crew

I do gymnastics plus I’m in a dance group plus I did ballet for a whole decade. This means I got a thing for artistic and super cool dance performances. Which results in me being a HUGE fan of America’s Best Dance Crew! So Tinsel, next time please don’t forget to call me so we can go together! Kthxbye.

Howard Shore recorded the Eclipse score and David Slade was there

Howard Shore and Hans Zimmer are my favorite movie score composers OF ALL TIME! They even share the first place cause I can’t decide which one I like better. Just in case you’re not a score pro: Hans Zimmer did Pirates of the Caribbean (I KNOW you all know that!) and Howard Shore did Lord of the Rings. Which was the ONLY fantasy book adaption that did NOT disappoint me btw. Just saying. (Hear that Harry Potter people? Yes, I was MAJORLY disappointed by the movies!). So I’m pretty much in love with their work and the fact that the super awesome genius HOWARD SHORE is doing the Eclipse score is BRILLIANT! Cause at least THAT part of the movie will totally RULE! No matter how bad they might screw up the rest I can assure you if it gets too bad just close your eyes in the cinema and listen to the music and everything will be right!

Okay, now the other stuff…

We got a sneak preview of the 100 Monkeys Swimsuit calendar

And unlike Zelda hoped he would it, Jackson is NOT wearing a skinsuit. But I bet Ashley Greene showed him all her sexy beach poses. Cause from these pics you can definitely tell he only learned from the best…

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Kristen and Kellan showed up at the Coachella festival

Before I accidently start any rumours here, I did not say that they showed up TOGETHER. In case you don’t live in the US you might not know what Coachella is. So let me explain! It’s a huge music festival where lots of celebrities show up and there are different parties all around going on. Like Woodstock only much cooler and less hippie. So Kristen was spotted with her brother at the Lacoste pool party there looking all GANGSTA. Hey, don’t mess with La Stew cause she’s ghetto badass like that!

Also I hope she picked some really really awful awesome Lacoste stuff to bring home for Rob! Like THIS!

And Kellan was spotted wearing a shirt of absolute AWESOMENESS! Aka his Playboy shirt. No joke! I can SO imagine him buying that one… But hey, it kinda fits him WELL!

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Jamie Campbell Bower did a photoshoot showing us A LOT

No joke! And I’m not talking about his “Zoe” tattoo. Yay for wearing your ex-girlfriends name on your chest. But before you start worrying about how this makes his new girlfriend feel, he recently went to a tattoo studio to get something to cover that one up. So let’s how he didn’t get a Twilight inspired tatt just to distract his gf from Zoe… But what I meant with A LOT is that his butt is hanging out of his pants. On purpose of course. But I do NOT think that this makes the pic sexier. In fact it’s the contrary… Well, see for yourself and decide how naked you really wanna see the one who plays Caius aka the Malfoy vampire!

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Does anyone else think that last pic looks a little gay? And just in case you’ve been wondering… yes, that tatt on his buttock DOES say “Bob Dylan”…

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Bryce Dallas Howard and her real-life Riley

I KNOW this is not really news-worthy BUT I found this pic under that exact headline. Her “real-life Riley”. And OF COURSE I was like “What? Bryce has a young hot toy-boy which she betrays but with which she also has super hot sex?” Then I read the article and it made me go like “Oh.. no… it’s just her husband…” Gah, honestly, who came up with that headline when in fact she’s just having lunch with her hubby? And I thought something interesting was going on…

Alright, so now you got all the most important Twi-News straight from your personal super hilarious / hot / awesome / add any other positive adjectives newscaster Soul!

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Off to look if Jamie’s pics are already up on all the gay sites (I bet they are!)

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So do feel informed now? Which pics are your favorites? What about Jamie’s photoshoot? And can we please talk about how fantastic it is that HOWARD SHORE did the Eclipse score? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Twitter and Twifans)

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Chatting up the Eclipse trailer aka where have Jake’s abs gone?

So Summit finally got around to giving us the first real Eclipse trailer and of course we’ll break it down here at HTD! I’m gonna make it a bit like our funny Monday stuff with a lot of pictures and then thoughts underneath them. All mixed with general stuff. Oh, and Zelda is back, kind of. We talked yesterday for about five minutes about the trailer. And she was like “I’m watching the trailer reaction videos first” until I told her that those were reactions to the NEW MOON trailer… Sometimes this girl really cracks me up!^^ To spare myself the effort of making countless quotes I’ll just give you a mash-up of what Zelda, our dear reader Tracy (with whom I had a hilarious e-mail conversation yesterday) and I came up with! Ready? Go!

Uhm, what happened to Edward? Why was he so hard to understand at the beginning? He talked like “Ishabella Shwan, I promishe to love you…” Honestly? Was Rob I’ll the day that he said those lines or what? Then the Volturi appear and look like this:

This looks so cool! Dakota rocks the Jane! And this shot of them reminds me a little of Lord of the Rings, don’t really know why. But I love  the Lord of the Rings so that’s a good sign.

Oh look, Edward wears a blue blouse! Just saying…^^ And hey, Bella wears a bad wig! But we knew that before I guess…

Hey look, I found a shot where you can see the shiteous wig even BETTER! So sad! Honestly Bella, what happened to your hair? Did someone cut it into a mullet? Oh wait, SOMEONE did that indeed! So Summit, maybe next time you just borrow the wig the Hillywood Show uses in their low budget parody. Cause it looks way better than that one…

All thumbs up for including Charlie “Ladies Man” Swan in the trailer! He is awesome! Definitely one of my favorite characters in the movies! Mama Soul, get your Team Charlie shirt out and let’s party!

Ah the sunset! I wish that was me standing there! Sunset and even better, the SEA! I wanna go there for my next holidays!

Edward looks kinda hot here. I mean like HOT! And have you counted? Jacob wears two different shirts in this 90 second trailer alone. I didn’t even know he had more than one shirt…

ALright, now this part is pretty difficult. I hate the new Victoria. Like HATE. No, more like HATE. Now, that’s right. The hair looks ridiculous and unnatural. And her expression seems a little dumb instead of evil. More like a little girl. Honestly Summit, you never made a mistake as big as kicking Rachelle Lefevre out! She was the PERFECT Victoria and Bryce Dallas Howard can only disappoint us after that. Rachelle was WWWAAAYYY better. Plus I hate when they change the actors just in the middle of the action. I will so get moviestills of every single scene where Victoria shows up in Eclipse and then photoshop Rachelle’s head on it. FOR SURE!

Dear Jacob, what happened to your abs and when did you acquire that little beer belly? Was it the countless barbeque parties with the wolfpack guys? Emily’s delicious cooking? Did Taylor forget to contract his abs properly during that scene? Well, Tracy and I decided that the abs are still there, we just can see them properly. And we blame this to 128% on the crappy quality the trailer had in some parts, just FYI. But oh hey, you got new khaki jorts! Stephenie will so love that! You know, she’s a huge fan of khaki…

I know those where just random thoughts about certain parts of the trailer. Wanna know how I liked it all in all? Well, you’ll just have to wait for the next post cause I got so much to say about it that this needs its own post. Yeah, I’m a cockblock, I know. Just like the Meyer girl, right?

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Off to watch the trailer for the 23rd time. Just kidding. Or maybe not?

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PS: Thanks to Tracy for discussing the very important subject of Taylor’s abs (or rather their absence) with me! And sorry again for telling you one hour early that the trailer will be “OUT NOW!”… Oh, and thanks to Zelda for returning from being MIA for such a long time and chatting up Edward’s speech disorder with me! I missed you so much here on the blog, girl!

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So how did you like the trailer? What were your first thoughts? Did you miss Taylor’s abs? And do you hate the new Victoria just as much as I do? You can’t hate her more, that’s just not possible. But maybe you like her? Then get off here! Just kidding! But if you do then tell me why! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: thanks to Twilightsource.com for posting all those screencaps!)

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