You probably already noticed it but I’ll say it out loud now just so it’s official. During the upcoming almost two weeks, our posts will be shorter and less awesome than what usual. Mainly because I feel like I’m the only person in the world who hasn’t seen Eclipse yet. And because I know you are all so excited to hear me talking about it. Plus why waste super amazing posts on readers who don’t really care at the moment because all they wanna hear about is Eclipse? Nevertheless there will be a little something everyday here waiting for you and as soon as I get out of the cinema we’ll make a huge party with tons of uber fantastic posts for weeks on end. Or something like that… Now off to round two of our Eclipse quote game! This one comes from Bella!
That ship’s sailed long ago.
Okay, I said I’d make up three different answers each time. This time I only got one though, but since it’s the ULTIMATE answer it counts tenfold! Hey, don’t complain, this is my blog so I get to make all the rules here!
Edward tries to get Bella to finally say yes to marrying him by describing their wedding night. In detail. (Oh yes, Edward is vicious clever like that!) That is when Bella says above mentioned sentence and BAM… we get to see a New Moon flashback back from the days when Edward was MIA. This flashback includes: Bella and Jake flying to Vegas, getting the most ridiculous wedding clothes ever, a fake Elvis to marry them while Jacob performs backflips on the altar, pics of the newlyweds bowling in the Hard Rock Hotel penthouse suite, a view of the GIGANTIC super comfy bed in there plus fade to black.
See, I always knew they had gotten it on SOMETIME during New Moon! Alright, don’t freak out. I was just kidding, okay!? But you gotta admit it would be kind of a huge surprise moment. And kind of brilliant. I bet no one would have seen that one coming… Not even Alice!
Off to check if Edward wants to take me to Vegas in revenge
Any other new Eclipse quotes I can make up stuff about without having seen the movie? Keep them coming! Leave a comment or e-mail me!