Posted in Bella Swan, Breaking Dawn, Jacob Black, Renesmee, Stephenie Meyer, Twilight, tagged baby, Bella, Bella Swan, boyfriend, Breaking Dawn, cockblock, family, girlfriend, husband, imprint, imprinting, leak, Letterstotwilight, love-triangle, LTT, Mama Soul, meadow, Midnight Sun, Mike, Mike Newton, Moon, Renesmee, Seth Clearwater, SMeyer, Stephenie Meyer, teen-mom, Twilight, UC, vampire on May 19, 2010 |
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First of all: Congrats again to UC and Moon from Letterstotwilight, who are my heroes! You deserve this so much! Plus I know that you are the girls who have the guts to ask the REAL questions. This is going to be EPIC!
Meet the goddess herself!
Alright, Stephenie did NOT draw How To Dazzle out of that hat. Nevertheless that whole “Twi-sites get the opportunity to interview the goddess herself” made me think about what I will ask Steph if we get picked next time. (Hey, a girl can dream, right?) I mean, would I be brave enough to ask her all the questions that have been in my head for the last nine months? Like when will you finish Midnight Sun? Or when will Midnight Sun be published? Or will Midnight Sun be out in time for my birthday? Okay, you know me by now, that is not the only question I have for her. I am helplessly addicted to Twilight. You can tell that from the fact that I write a blog about it. This should be proof enough that I am deeply in love with this book series. But if I ever really had the chance to interview Stephenie Meyer, I just HAD to ask her a couple of questions hoping that she would not feel offended. Like Renesmee? Honestly, what were you thinking? Did you ever have the feeling that you were pushing it a bit too far?
Honestly, what were you thinking? Or drinking?
When you came up with that whole Bella and Edward DO get to have children right before Bella turns into a vamp even though that means Bella will be a teen-mom but that’s the only possibility they’ll ever get? Or that super forced and constructed happily ever after for EVERYONE? Couldn’t we just have a nice little epilogue were Jacob comes over to the Cullens for dinner with his new girlfriend on which he just imprinted recently? Did it have to be a story were the only way to save Jacob’s heart from being shattered into pieces was making him fall in love with a freaking BABY? Did you ever consider how weird it would be when Renesmee one day finds out that her boyfriend once was in some kind of love triangle with her MOM? Because if someone told me that Mama Soul had once kissed my boyfriend and that he had wanted to get intimate with her… I would want to vomit. And then break up with my bf and run away from my family and never come back because I would be majorly disgusted and disappointed and hurt. Does that sound ANYTHING like a happy end to you? No? Well, I didn’t think so… Also you once said that you are not Bella and that if it was really a story about “you” Bella would probably end up with Mike Newton. Then how come that if we follow the description, Bella does look EXACTLY like you? Except a little younger that is… And does that mean your husband is “your” Mike Newton? Your brother got Seth Clearwater, the cute, cool little werewolf. All your other siblings and family members got awesome characters and your husband gets… nothing? Or well, Mike Newton? Isn’t that even worse than nothing? I’m not quite sure…
When do you plan this to leak?
This is only a very small selection of what I want to ask Steph for ages. But why does this sound almost as if I HATE the books? Which is so not true! But for some reason this all sounds quite negative. Okay, I’ll admit I had my problems with Breaking Dawn. Yet I’m still an addict. So dear Stephenie, at the end of the day all that really matters is when will I get my next fix? Aka when will you FINALLY publish Midnight Sun? Or leak the finished version on the internet? I don’t care which, just give me that damn meadow scene! Please! Come on, don’t be such a cockblock! Thanks!
Helplessly addicted despite Renesmee and all the fade to black,
What would YOU want to ask Stephenie if you ever got the possibility to? And how cool is it that my favoritest blog of ALL TIME got picked? I may or may not have been 2nd-hand-fangirling for UC and Moon… Leave a comment or e-mail us!
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Posted in Ashley Greene, Carlisle Cullen, Isle Esme, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, Peter Facinelli, Rachelle Lefevre, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, tagged Ashley Greene, butt grab, Cam Gigandet, Carlisle, champagne, dazzling, Edi Gathegi, Elizabeth Reaser, family, holiday, HTD, Isle Esme, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Kristen Stewart, KStew, MIA, music, New Year, New Year's card, New Year's Eve, Nikki Reed, old lang syne, party hat, Peter Facinelli, photoshop, Rachelle Lefevre, Robert Pattinson, RPattz, song, Taylor Lautner, Twilight, Twilight gang, Zelda on December 31, 2009 |
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Before you do anything else (like reading on) press play on the video below to listen to the ultimate New Year’s song to get you into the right mood!
Okay, now we can go on! You know, holidays and stuff always mean we’re being kind of lazy. Yeah, sorry! Nevertheless we made this fantabulous New Year’s card for you to enjoy! Unfortunately Cam refused to wear one of our amazingly beautiful party hats… See how Rob embraces me? And how Zelda is standing right behind him so she can make a good butt grab? Yes, we’re cool like that
Don’t know if you noticed, but that’s us and the Twilight gang at Isle Esme. Cause that’s where we’re gonna spend New Year’s Eve. So I guess you’ll understand that we’re kind of MIA today. And maybe tomorrow, depending on how much Champagne Carlisle put into the fridge for us… So join you family and friends and let’s ring in the New Year with a bang! And then when everyone’s sober again come back and check what we got for you here at HTD. Cause we’re planning awesome stuff for 2010!
Off to enjoy my Isle Esme time
So how are you gonna spend New Year’s Eve? Envy us? Want us to invite you next time? No problem! Whatever it is, leave a comment or e-mail us!
(video: YouTube; image: google, modified by me; took me three hours to make the first one cause I’m not such a pro at photoshop… yet. Then the damn program went down and I had to start all over again. Crap! Well, the second one turned out pretty cool so whatever…)
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Posted in Alex reads Twilight, Bella Swan, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Stephenie Meyer, talking about Twilight, Twilight, tagged Alex Day, Alex reads Twilight, Bella Swan, birthday, Breaking Dawn, cafeteria, Charlie, Charlie Swan, Christmas, Edward Cullen, family, forks, highschool, HTD, Stephenie Meyer, Twilight, Zelda on December 26, 2009 |
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Because it’s Christmas and I’m out celebrating with my family and friends and Zelda is lying in her bed because she’s really ill we’re gonna featuring only posts where we don’t have to write as much as usual. Yep, we’re being lazy. But nevertheless we bring you your daily dose of HTD-laughs. Today we present you Alex, the amazing guy that reads Twilight and then makes YouTube videos about it. When I stumbled across him for the first time I laughed so hard I fell off my bed (true story!). I can totally imagine him sitting there with at least eight different highlighters, taking notes and stuff, cause he does not miss one tiny little thing. All the awkward passages Stephenie Meyer (Happy Birthday btw!) wrote but you never thought about twice because you were so absorbed with all the Edward hotness. And trust me, there are indeed a lot of strange things written down in that book… I read the books about four times and I still like them. But I also gotta say that I think Alex is not only hilarious, he’s also right. With everything he says in his awesome reviews.
Wanna know what he says about chapters one and two? Here we go:
Isn’t he great? I so hope he gets to Breaking dawn one day. Cause I can’t wait to hear what he thinks about that one…^^
So what is your favorite part of “Alex reads Twilight”? Did you notice any of those things during your first read? Do you think he’s hilarious? And right? Let us know by writing a comment or an e-mail!
Off to check if Zelda’s still alive
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Posted in Breaking Dawn, Edward Cullen, Real life, Twilight, tagged abusive relationship, Australia, blog-idea, blog-partner, Breaking Dawn, Christmas, crack, cracked ribs, Edward Cullen, family, first post, friendship, hotness, How To Dazzle, indian, phenomenon, Real life, Rob Pattinson, rockstar, RPattz, shirtless, Skype, Soul, sparkle, supersexy, Twilight, Twilight-Blog, Zelda on December 17, 2009 |
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Will we still be together happy like that after Zelda reads this post?
Ok Zelda, this is really hard for me right now but I got to tell you anyway! It’s one week before Christmas and that always gets me in a special mood. I feel like I just have to tell you now. So let’s get it over with… I may not be the perfect blog-partner you thought. I may not even be the great friend you thought. So here is the true story behind what you believed to be the best story of friendship and journalistic success ever:
I remember very clearly when I read the Twilight series for the first time back in august. In less than six days. Less than 16 days for the first three times. I don’t quite remember how it happened exactly but within a couple of days I was completely addicted. There was nothing I could do about it and I had no one to share it all with. Well, my sister had read the books as well but she wasn’t pulled in nearly as far as I was… But we both had always liked the same books. I knew you were probably the only person who could understand me. Unfortunately you weren’t there. You were working in Australia for months, thousands of miles away. Only contact we had was through e-mails and skype (Thank God for the internet!). And how could I explain the Twilight phenomenon per mail to someone who basically didn’t know anything at all about the books? I have no idea how I managed it but somehow I got you to the point were you said that the books seem to be quite good and that you would give them a try as soon as you would get home. Was it the part where I called Edward the “supersexy rockstar-type with a supercute family” that got you? Maybe. The part where I swooned over all his hotness? Probably.
Soul and Zelda finally reunited back in september
Then you finally got home. And I got you the book. With a personal dedication from me in it. Written in extra sparkly ink. And you were so happy about it you almost freaked out. Okay, you nearly knocked me over and I may still recover from several cracked ribs from your embrace… Just kidding. Well, I knew I had you then! Like no good friend ever should I was about to make you an addict just like I was. Like selling you crack or something. But I couldn’t regret it. In contrary, I couldn’t wait for you to finish Breaking Dawn so we could talk it all over together. And watch the movie… like 147 times in a row. We laughed at the same passages, made fun of the same things and swooned over Edward together. I sometimes -ok, almost every day- sent you links to posts from another Twilight-blog I had started reading. I discovered that your whole desktop background was covered in pictures of Rob (although you didn’t even know his name back then). We had so much fun together and I thought well, if I’m going to hell I might as well do it thoroughly! (Yeah, I just quoted, something I usually avoid. I got a bit carried away, sorry!) Suddenly talking to you wasn’t enough anymore. I realized even you noticed how deep I was pulled in. I had to share my thoughts with all the people out there who felt just like me. And I knew you were the only one I could tell this. That I considered starting my own Twilight-blog. Cause the only way left to save my soul (Yep, that’s where my fake name comes from. That and a stupid Rob-Twilight song of course…) was to find another outlet, to make fun of it all… You were so ready to join me I was completely dazzled. While I researched all the technical stuff you came up with the name “how to dazzle”. You even wrote our first post! Yes dear readers, you heard me right. I may have been the one who came up with the whole blog-idea but it was Zelda who actually wrote our first post. Although we didn’t publish it as the first one, still you were the one who started writing. And yeah, I laughed my ass of reading it. You always thought that I had started all this but I knew from the beginning I couldn’t do that alone. The moment I read your text about the “cute shirtless Indian” was actually when I thought “Wow, we’re really doing this”.
I thought you should know that I intentionally made you an addict just like me to have someone to share it all with, abused you and forced you into writing a blog with me because I knew I couldn’t pull it off alone. I apologize. I cannot say I regret it though. Because I don’t. But I apologize. Guilty of all charges, I don’t deny it. In case you ditch me now and end our wonderful blog-partnership I can totally understand you. Still I hope you won’t. Cause honestly, I couldn’t have done all this without you. So thank you so much for being my accomplice!
Off to look for a new blog partner just in case…
No, just kidding! You know I would never do that!
Have you ever done anything like this? Have you lured your friends into the Twi-world to have someone to share all your addiction fascination with? Do you think Zelda and I have some kind of abusive relationship? Tell us your Twi-story in the comments or send an e-mail!
(images: my dad and me)
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