Eclipse red carpet: The Highs and Lows

Hi there everyone! Did you miss me? Probably not. Honestly, I didn’t publish a proper post yesterday plus I’m almost twelve hours late today. I had a really bad conscience feeling like I had kinda walked out on you all but then I logged in and saw… THAT WE HAD THE MOST VISITORS WE EVER HAD! Seriously? I get rewarded for being MIA? Until yesterday the day that I posted the secret forbidden Eclipse stills was the one where we got the most hits. But then our numbers today beat that BY FAR. So I decided… to stop blogging for two weeks because following the statistics that would mean 1 000 readers more. Haha, just kidding. Climb off that skyscraper again and do NOT jump off it! Just kidding. Here comes your well deserved red carpet recap!

Cutest family of the day award: The Pattinsons

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Cutest couple of the day award: Peter Facinelli and his wife Jennie Garth

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Un-cutest couple of the day award: Nikki Reed and Elizabeth Reaser

So Liz and Nikki wore… basically nothing. It’s not as obvious in this pic than in most of the others but Elizabeth’s dress was completely see-through. I nicknamed it the “naked dress”. Well, wearing that sure is ONE way to get attention. I would say Nikki’s made her look like a swan only swans are breathtakingly elegant and majestic and Nikki is… not.

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Random pics of (sometimes not so) pretty dresses

So, I don’t know about you but as far as I’m concerned Anna and Bryce WIN! I love Dakota’s dress as well only she’s always so pale that overall it makes her seem kinda colorless. Dress is awesome, but I would have loved if she had worn a little color. Sorry for the crappy pic of Kristen’s dress but it was the only one where you could see the backline. Ashley Greene had one of her fashion fail moments and showed up in a toga that could well have covered it all up had she been 4 months pregnant. Just saying. Also, to say this hurts my heart, but for me worst dressed of the evening was Stephenie Meyer. By far. I know she can’t compete with all those skinny Hollywood girls but still… come on! I have seen her in everyday clothes and she’s always so well dressed then. But this burgundy thing kinda reminded me of those medieval markets where people wear costumes. No idea why. Next time Steph, just wear your slightly elegant everyday attire and you’ll look great!

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Random pics involving hot guys

oooooo Kellan WINS! What a classic, elegant outfit! Matched his new dark hair so well! Also (and I know Zelda will love to hear that and love me so much more) I gotta admit I really like Jackson’s outfit. The feathery thing looks like something I would wear in my hair but still in contrary to his MTV Movie Awards aqua jacket, this is a HUGE improvement! I can’t say I hated Rob’s look, not at all. Standing between all those black and grey wearing guys he… stuck out. While all on his own or with Stewie it looked fine. But to be honest, that burgundy suit made me think of Las Vegas weddings EVERY SINGLE TIME…

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Random thought concerning the red carpet

No idea if that occurred to someone else beside myself but Kristen wore a white dress. You know what that means, right? TONS of brand new “Rob and Kristen engaged – the fairytale wedding” pictures. I bet THIS is going to be their engagement pic!

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Personal highlight of the day: Nikki gets pissed off

I know this is a Rob interview. And I know this is hard. But please just completely ignore Rob for a moment. I promise you will get rewarded! Click play and then look at Nikki Reed and Nikki Reed only during the first 15 seconds. Bahaha, how hilarious is it that Rob’s bodyguard told her to back off and she pulled the ultimate bitchface live on the Eclipse red carpet! Awesome!

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Off to check if we lose visitors now that I’m back in action

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Did you watch the Eclipse red carpet premiere via live stream? Where you there to witness it all in person? What were your personal highlights and lowlights? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Twitter, gettyimages, Twifans)

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How to dazzle us with Twilight cakes… Really?

What to do if you don’t know what to write about? Simple! Just type in Twilight and any random other word on google images and you’ll be overflowed with awfullness awesomeness. I tried “Twilight cake” and five days before Christmas I think this is the perfect thing to get us into a festive mood. So here’s what I found:

Let’s start with a few examples of “try to cram everything twi-related ever onto one single cake”

Well, all I can say is that sometimes less is more. I mean honestly? An apple, the tulips, the torn ribbon, the chess pattern, a red pawn AND a white queen? Uhm, that’s quite a lot… Just saying. Although the one on the left is still kinda pretty. Well, kinda… I wonder how that tastes, I’ve never eaten a cake that’s black on the outside. Black simply doesn’t look that delicious to me, sorry! Can’t help it…

Okay, so what’s up with this cake? At first I thought those were Edward and Bella. Being a little fat. But take a closer look! The one sitting wears jorts! And a leather string around his ankle. So this is Jacob? Honestly? Shouldn’t he be shirtless and showing us his abs? And I’m not quite sure, but does he still have the long hair? If you add such details as the leather string, shouldn’t you know that this means he is already a werewolf and therefor has short hair? I hope that the other one is really Edward (Well, book-Edward from the color of his hair) and that I didn’t mistake him as well… Cause who knows? If I thought what turned out to be Jacob was Bella at first I shudder to think of who “Edward” really is…

It’s Stella’s 10th birthday and this girl already has a Twilight cake? I bet her (Twi-)mum ordered it as a present for herself. Or has this former 9-year-old girl really read Twilight? If she has, poor girl! Cause she’ll compare every guy available to Edward. For the rest of her life. And then end up all alone… But back to the cake! I mean it’s still pretty nice, but the picture on top? Dear Stella’s mum, you could have chosen any picture in the whole wide world showing Edward and Bella (or Rob and Kristen, cause she’s 9 so she wouldn’t notice the difference as long as they were both dressed up and not Stoli-pub-Rob and black-mullet-KStew) and you went for this one? Why? Kristen looks beautiful in it, yeah. But Rob? This is super-creepo-I’m-on-crack-Rob! With gay hair. And smokey eyes. And wearing lipstick. Showing us his non existant muscles. Couldn’t you have picked a supersexy pic of him so that I could now be swooning over the whole cake? Well, think about it next time! Or just come over and ask me if you need help. Cause I got about 863 uhm a couple of really hot pics of Robward…

Wow, have a closer look to take in all the details here! There’s a different Twilight quote on each level. The “You’re my life now”, the “Superhero / bad guy” and the “lion / lamb” quote? Plus a real red ribbon and a real chess figure. And Edward holding the apple. Standing on a piece of his meadow he brought with him to decorate the top of the cake himself. Plus red painted feathers stuck into the cake? Uhm, now that’s disgusting. Those weren’t feathers but a special kind of tulip (I can’t really remember the proper name) on the New Moon cover. And you shouldn’t have stuck them into the cake…

Wow,this post is already so long and I got so much more awful awesome pictures… Guess I’ll just make a part 2 soon. But of course we don’t want you to think we’re doing nothing but hating on every Twicake possible. In fact I found a few I really liked! Maybe someone could get me one of these for my next birthday (*hint hint hint*). So to cure your eyes a bit enjoy now some of the amazing Twicakes! Yes, they exist!

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Off to bake my own Christmas Twicake

Saveyoursoul

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PS: Zelda is kind of MIA over the next few days. I hope she didn’t walk out on me after my confessions and comes back on monday as she has said she would. Do you think I should get her this Zelda – The Twilight Princess cake I found while preparing this post?

What do you think about these Twi-cakes? Awesome or awful? Did someone get you one for your birthday? Btw Twinerd award for the first one who comes up with the real name of the New Moon tulip! Leave a comment or e-mail!

(images: google)

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