Just in case you don’t know that already (yeah, haha… what are the chances?) today is Rob’s 24th birthday. Aka the day I ordered nine Eclipse premiere tickets aka the day after the Eclipse soundtrack was revealed aka the day after the MTV Movie Awards nominations came out aka the day after Jimmy Fallon did a new “Robert is bothered” aka the day that the Twilight-trinity episode of Oprah finally airs. But today is also the day that our dear dudette F_Muse was born. Now she’s officially one year older than before but at the same time still exactly one year younger than Rob. Win! And what would be better than celebrating Rob’s birthday with… Rob-porn!? Because we all know Rob would so love us for that. Which guy would NOT immediately fall in love with a girl who make crazy stuff with his pics in photoshop to create the awesomeness that is Rob-porn? And because F_Muse deserves a birthday present as well and because we know she loves cupcakes, we created special cupcake themed Rob-porn. So dear dudette, enjoy your official HTD present! The rest of you, just enjoy Rob!
And because we know that our dear dudette kinda has a thing for Damon, we created Damon-porn as well. Yes, I know we rule, thanks!
Happy Birthday! I hope you two have the most wonderful of all days today! Plus F_Muse just tweeted she “doesn’t want any cakes for her bday… except cupcakes” while I’m still secretly preparing this post. So I’m sure she’ll LOVE her present! And Rob is probably pretty pleased with what we made for him as well… or at least he can’t get mad at us cause this time I did NOT post that ridiculous pic where I made him wear the birthday glasses. Hm, maybe I should have made Hot Pocket-porn for him though…
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Now finally get those party hats out!
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PS: Thanks to Zelda for coming up with the idea of cupcake themed Rob-porn!
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Any other good Rob-porn? Do you think as well that I should have made Hot Pocket-porn for Rob? Why am I just getting that idea NOW? I will so do that for his 25th bday! Just you wait… Or did anyone maybe make Heineken or plaid-porn for him? Leave a comment or e-mail us!
(images: Google; plus I got that very first Rob cupcake card from LTT who got it from Notanaddikt; also a HUGE thanks to Kiyokamori for photoshopping that last Damon pic right the day after her own birthday. You rule!)
I admit that we usually give Kristen Stewart a rather tough time here. We joke around and from time to time make fun of her or her mullet hair and other stuff. So today on her birthday, I thought it would be a great idea to make a list of things we appreciate about Kristen. Because yes, there indeed IS stuff I like about her. A lot. So let’s start!
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1. Her shoes! Honestly, you can look at every single premiere / awardshow / tv appearance pic. This girl has a KILLER collection of high-heels!
2. That she combined her dress with Converse at the MTV movie awards. Cause it ROCKED! Want proof? Here you go!
3. That she doesn’t give a shit if she’s photographed looking like THAT:
No, I did not put that on the list just to have an excuse to post a picture of KStew where she looks majorly wasted. I said that because I mean it! I hate those Hollywood chicks that ALWAYS look absolutely perfect cause they spent two hours with their personal make-up artist just to go to the grocery store. I really DO LIKE that Kristen has this “I don’t give a shit what people think about my look now” attitude and keeps it real! And I DO like that she takes on roles like Joan Jett in the Runaways where she cropped her hair into that awful mullet to play a super badass rock-chick. She ventures stuff and that is great. Okay, maybe I should have used another pic as example. One where she looks a little better. And guess what! I indeed found another one! Cause what screams “I’m just a normal girl like you” more than the fact that she took off her gorgeous designer heels at the Oscars afterparty and went barefoot? AWESOME!
4. That there are old pics of her where she smokes pot. Yes, I just said that. And I am totally serious about that! Cause this shows all the kids out there that just because you once consumed drugs and wore a pot-bikini you still can achieve something in life. Other than becoming a prostitute or a dealer I mean. Instead you can become that super sexy Hollywood girl that makes tons of money and gets to make out hang out with Robert Pattinson. Now THAT’s a career!
5. That she fuels rumors but at the same time deny statements about her (maybe non-existant) relationship with Rob. Cause nothing is funnier than hearing the hardcore Robstens and Nonstens discuss every single fragment of every single interview she ever gave. Hilarious!
6. That she rarely smiles. Yes, I KNOW I made fun of her because of that exact thing before. But to be honest, I can’t stand those people walking around smiling the whole day without any apparent reason. They drive me NUTS! So when it comes to smiling I gotta admit I’m rather the KStew type of girl. I DO smile. When I’m happy. Or when something good happens. But I’m not one of those Disney chicks walking around the whole day with that unbelievably huge grin on my face. Sorry. I WOULD definitely smile at occasions like THIS though! Just saying.
7. Even though there IS stuff I do NOT appreciate about Kristen, I love that she makes it so easy to write something about her (or her acting style) here on the blog on days when I just can’t come up with anything else.
8. I mentioned th shoes, so I guess I should mention her dresses as well. Yes, I love her designer dresses. And yes, I am a Sex and the City-ish style nerd!
9. The fact that she is ready to do crazy stuff like throwing footballs with Jimmy Fallon in her super tight dress and killer heels. And DAMN that girl can aim! (Sorry, couldn’t find a better quality vid…)
10. Last but not least maybe the most crucial of all! I love that she plays Bella. Cause as much as I might have bickered around about her acting, Kristen’s Bella is just so much like I pictured Bella in my head while reading Twilight. Well, after I stopped picturing ME instead of Bella that is…
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Wow, I made a complete top ten list of things I appreciate about Kristen. I hadn’t expected to be able to come up with ten points all on my own… Maybe I like her more than I thought…
HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY KRISTEN! HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!
And now get off from our blog and unpack the fantabulous calendar with the most sexy pics Rob ever made. Tom Stu, photographer extraordinaire captured Rob in his (only slightly plaid-covered) nakedness lying on a bear rug right in front of the fireplace. Just for you. How romantic of him! Guess who told him that this is EXACTLY what you want on your birthday… You’re welcome, you can thank me later!
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Only 1 more year & you’ll finally be able to drink LEGALLY! Now get the vodka out!
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Any birthday wishes for Kristen? And what is it that YOU appreciate about her? Anything I forgot to mention? Leave a comment or e-mail us!
After all the people who googled “is Bella Swan pregnant in real life” and finding the following gem on WikiAnswers, I decided to write a post to make it a bit easier for everyone to tell Kristen and Bella apart.
Actually I didn’t think that this should be a problem at all, but it obviously is. So to prevent further confusion, feel free to print out the following guide in case you should ever stumble across Kristen or Bella.
Bella:
average looking teenage highschool girl
bothered by everything (snow, rain, any cold wet thing, dresses, boys that ask her to go to prom with them, sports)
somehow NOT bothered by unnatural mythical creatures such as vampires and werewolves
often surrounded by an overprotective inhumanly beautiful very pale guy called Edward
may wear a super sparkly diamond ring
stumbles / falls down a lot, very clumsy
stutters and blinks or bites her lip at least every 35 seconds
Kristen:
young famous actress sporting a grown out black mullet
badass “I don’t care what you think about me” attitude
well-known for playing Bella Swan in Twilight (series about love and mythical creatures such as vampires & werewolves)
often surrounded by a young famous actor called Robert Pattinson that may look like a (drunk) hobo at times
loves to wear too big t-shirts knotted at her waist
dresses up in Renta and Chanel dresses and wears Louboutins on special occasions (is even able to throw footballs in said outfits as she proved on Jimmy Fallon)
stutters and blinks or bites her lip at least every 35 seconds
So you see, actually these two girls should not be too hard to tell apart. So now comes the part that probably got most people a little confused.
Krisella:
Kristen Stewart all dressed up for her role as Bella Swan on the Twilight set
wears a very unnatural looking, unconvincing brown longhaired wig
often surrounded by Robward (Robert Pattinson in his Edward attire)
To make it all a bit easier for you, here are pictures of all of these three girls:
Bella wearing her slutty grey top from New Moon
Kristen and her mullet
Krisella and her unconvincing wig
Alright, so I hope that from now on this little guide makes it easier for everyone to tell if that girl you saw at the gas station was Bella or rather Kristen.
Well, considering that Bella is actually just a fictional character it would be a bit odd though if you had really seen her though… Just saying.
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Off to print out that guide and send it over to WikiAnswers
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So do all those fourteen year old girls talking about “Bella Swan in real life” annoy you too from time to time? Did you print out that fantabulous guide? And which facts about Bella and Kristen did I forget to mention? Leave a comment or e-mail us!
So yesterday was not only the day of Zelda’s birthday (don’t worry, pics to come soon) but also the day that Rob was on Jimmy Fallon! Oh, and the Remember Me premiere, of course. We probably can’t catch up on EVERYTHING just in one post but I’ll try to make a good round-up for all of you today. So here we go!
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The one where the real Rob is bothered
Ah, I love Robert is bothered! Only thing that would make this even cooler? If we could have a video of Rob and Jimmy climbing up into that tree. Cause that would be a hilarious sight FOR SURE!
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The one where Rob and KStew start a band called Twite Stripes
See, not even Rob really knows what Remember Me is about. And yes, I would love to have an album of Rob coming out! But no, I would not want Rob and Kristen being in a band together. Nevertheless I can’t deny that it would probably turn out quite funny. In my imagination, Kristen would go all Joan Jett badass and Rob would only awkwardly stand there in the background… priceless!
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The one where Rob talks sex-toys
Uhm, there were improvised sex-toys made out of hair dryers? How do you do THAT? And can anyone please try how you make a ball sack out of half a bra? And if you do, could you please send us pictures?
Alright, that’s it for now! We’ll break all the rest down for you as well this week, but right now all I can think about is going to bed. Probably because it’s 4 am here and I’m still writing this post due to being at Zelda’s birthday party until about 3 am. So sorry, but I’ll make up for it, promise!
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Off to bed… finally!
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So any recommendations? Which Remember Me press junket videos are your favorites? And no, I was NOT joking about the ball sack! I REALLY wanna try that. So if you already have, send us a pic! PLEASE! Or at least leave a comment!
I’m just gonna say it right now so be prepared and please don’t hate me for it. But I hate Valentine’s Day. Like HATE, all capitals. And I swear it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m single right now. Cause I hated it just the same when I had a boyfriend. It’s probably because I think it’s kinda cheesy. And I can’t really stand cheesy stuff. Valentine’s Day is probably the reason why I don’t like roses. So today we make a post for everyone out there who just like me doesn’t like Valentine’s Day and therefore probably won’t come here tomorrow to see the super cheesy sticking sweet Twilight Vtines post we come up with. Or wait, maybe you SHOULD come back cause there’s a slight possibility we will spread the snark on february 14th just like we do everyday… Well, maybe… So if you do NOT like all the fuss about Valentine or if you DO love Jimmy Fallon and his Robert is bothered series, today is your day here at HTD! Unfortunately there isn’t a good quality vid on YouTube yet so click the image below to watch it directly at “Robert is bothered”. And then come back to read the rest of this awesome post
Honestly, I LOVE when Jimmy Fallon does “Robert is bothered” so how come we never posted about it? I have really no idea! Maybe I wanted to save that for a special occasion and then forgot about it. Whatever… we will make up for it, promise!
Oh, and did anyone see the pics of Kellan in the park yesterday? Do they look somehow familiar to you? Just asking…
“Hi, I’m Kellan Lutz and sometimes, when things bother me, I climb up here in my tree…”
We should SO start a “Kellan is bothered” series. My head is overflowing with ideas right now… hint: they might involve Ashley’s box.
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Off to search for more pics of Kellan in his tree
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So what is your opinion? Love Valentine’s Day? Hate it? Has it anything to do with Twilight? Or with your boyfriend / husband / whoever not getting New Moon sweethearts for you? What do you think about a “Kellan is bothered” series? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!
(images: Twifans and me; yeah I totally made a screenshot of robertisbothered.com, cause I’m cool like that )
Yesterday while writing the post about Taylor Lautner and his new face something strange came to my mind: We only ever write about the Twicast guys and never about the girls. Why is that? Okay, sometimes we mention KStew, but most of the time that’s to make fun of her if we’re being honest… or to swoon over her shoes. Then I saw Ashley Greene’s Sports Illustrated photoshoot. You know, the one for the swimsuit edition in february. And so to increase the number of posts about the Twigirls, I dedicate this post to Ashley Greene! Cause let’s be honest, those pics are HOT! Girlcrush-worthy. I love most of the pics. The SoBe “Skinsuit” shoot. So has anyone ever hard the word “Skinsuit” before? I haven’t. Nevertheless it took me less than one minute to know what was going on and I was pretty startled to see how long it took most people to realize what was going on. Cause Ashley’s not wearing a swimsuit at all here. Well, at least not technically. So those are basically pics of her being naked. Yep, bodypaint does not count as clothes where I come from. So be honest, who of you realized it before Jimmy Fallon said it in his show? Cause those “Skinsuits” DO look awesome! Heard it took twelve hours to paint them on. Wonder how awkward this must be, having someone to paint a absolutely amazing but nevertheless fake swimsuit on you for twelve hours… Well, nevermind.
So to swoon over one of the Twigirls for the first time on HTD, enjoy the Ashley Greene naked aka wearing a “Skinsuit” for Sports Illustrated pics!
So are these hot or are these hot? Who’s having a girlcrush on Ashley now? Cause I am… And that’s not even half of the photos… Wanna hear Zelda and me chatting it up? Cause we will! Well, Zelda doesn’t know about it yet until she reads this post but I bet she’s dying to do so. Otherwise I guess I’ll just have to force her to. Which I will… Sorry girl!
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Off to kidnap Zelda
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Do you find those pics as hot as I think they are? When did you realize “Skinsuit” is just another word for “painted on”? Clever people inventing this new word to hide the fact that Ashley is basically naked… Share your thoughts via comment or e-mail! Oh, and are you following us on Twitter?
And because F_Muse deserves a birthday present as well and because we know she loves cupcakes, we created special cupcake themed Rob-porn. So dear dudette, enjoy your official HTD present! The rest of you, just enjoy Rob! 
