A Day with Bree and the Newborns Vol.1

Hello there! We’re finally back to blogging. Which means I survived college exam hell. Yay! And to celebrate this special day that I returned from being MIA, there are party hats in all the picture I post today, haha. So I still haven’t read the Bree book but cdubs aka blufish27 offered to answer some of my questions about the book and it was an awful lot of fun. In fact it was so damn hilarious that I just HAVE to share our combined brillancy with all of you. My questions are written in our usual style, blufish27′s answers are in red (newborn eyecolor, what else!?) and comments by me are in turquoise, as always. And now, read!

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Hello there girl I still don't really care about

1.) What did Bree do before she was turned into a vamp? What was her life like?
she was a runnaway.  her dad used to beat her and her mom up.  the mom left and left her so she ran away.
Her mom left leaving her daughter behind? WTF?

2.) How old was she when she was bitten and turned into a vamp?
almost 16

3.) (This might be strange if the answer to 2 is something like 12 years) Do Bree and Riley ever get it on? Are there romantic moments? Fade to black scenes?
ha ha!!  no, bree and riley do not get it on at all!  she does develop a relationship with a guy named Diego but he gets killed before they even make it to the fight

4.) Do Riley and Victoria get it on? Are there romantic moments? Fade to black scenes?

Hello there naughty couple crashing houses

yes, but you don’t “see” anything about that, diego and bree follow riley to tell him that they’ve discovered sunlight does not kill them (riley has told them that it does and it never really clarifies if riley is lying of if that’s what victoria told him and he believes it) and they hear them (riley and victoria) inside a house
Bahaha. Yep, I just asked the (almost) same question twice. I’m lame cool like that. So Riley and VIctoria DO get it on after all, huh? I kinda wish we would see that cause damn, Victoria is one hot piece. As is Riley. Could someone write a fanfic about them and then send it over to me? Awesome!

5.) What do those Newborn vamps DO all the day? Like did they invent awesome party games or other stuff? I mean, so much spare time now that they don’t need to sleep anymore, they NEED some kind of entertainment or new hobbies!

Yep, purple's cool!

dumb stuff like read, listen to music, play videogames and for some reason love to listen to music with a loud bass.  apparently they also fight a lot.
Wait, they play videogames? Do they have “Spyro the Dragon”? Cause if they do I’m totally signing up for that shit! I love me some Spyro! Plus I think Zelda would come over to the dark side as well. Nothing is more inviting than a good old videogame featuring a purple dragon. Cause you know, purple is cool and stuff.

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Stay tuned for part two, followed by our Eclipse top ten lists!

Soul

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(images: google; all paty hats added by me)

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No I did NOT forget my #1 Dudette’s birthday!

Today is Kiyokamori’s birthday. And of course I cannot let this day pass without an appropriate celebration here at the blog! When I asked her she told me she usually don’t really celebrates her bday. But I don’t care! Because on this blog I make the rules! Well, and Zelda as well I guess… So dear dudette, I don’t hope you gonna freak out like Bella on her 18th birthday (no, this is NOT Kiyokamori’s 18th bday, she’s a little older than that…not old enough to be a cougar though ). I decided to post pics of stuff like (you know, the Pizza Hut veggie lover pizza, Felix from the Volturi, Daniel Cudmore who plays Felix…). Also this is the very first post about Daniel Cudmore. Even though I’m not quite sure if you can call it a post ABOUT him if I only photoshopped him into those awesome manips…

Reason’s why Kiyoka is the #1 Dudette

1.) She was the first person who asked me to send her the Eclipse script. And I did. (Yes, I still got the script. Yes, you can still e-mail me.)

2.) She was our first frequent commenter.

3.) She was the first chat partner I had on Twitter. (Yeah, I know Twitter is not a chat. I don’t care.)

4.) She was the first internet-friend I have ever made. And even though I haven’t met her in person yet I KNOW that we were meant to be Twitter BFFs!

5.) She RULES!

Things I appreciate about Kiyokamori

1.) That we’re equally crazy! Want proof? For example she has those Twitter conversations with Rob. Or at least that’s what we pretend. Or when way back in time aka the first week we started tweeting she twitpiced a photo of those fantastic basket she was doing for her cousins wedding. And I tweeted something like “Wow, this looks wonderful! I’m not getting married anytime soon, but can I have one of those anyway?” And guess what!? Two days later there’s a tweet saying “They’re not getting married… but they want one!” with the following picture:

Yep, she totally bought fantakets for Zelda and me! And in return I promised to photoshop a wedding picture of the two of us. Because as I said, I’m equally crazy. To be honest I promised to do that when I still thought she was just joking about sending two of those wonderful baskets to the other end of the world… turned out she was dead serious!

2.) She can tell Zelda and me apart by our writing only. Once I tweeted something and she was like “Shouldn’t that have been Zelda’s sentence?”. And damn she was right! I’d written Zelda-style. I didn’t even notice it myself but Kiyokamori did! This also means she probably knows me better than I know myself sometimes…

3.) She introduced F_Muse to our blog. Who then officially became my second Twitter partner extraordinaire and the #2 Dudette. I’ll always owe her for that!

4.) When I asked her for ideas what to do on the blog for Zelda’s birthday and I said something about photomanips and just wanted to hear if she has some good thoughts on that, she got photoshop, taught herself how to use it and made about SIX different movie posters with Zelda and Rob on them. All in less than 36 hours. Yep, she’s THAT dedicated.

5.) I miss her when she’s not there. One time she had to get off Twitter when F_Muse and I were having a conversation because her boss kept peeking over her shoulder. F_Muse and I immediately came up with a rescue plan to get her out of that office: We decided to send over the Twilight-gang to save her James Bond style. This was when I made the following piece of awesomeness:

6.) She’s always there when I REALLY need her! She even stayed up until 5am in her exams week to chat with me when I desperately needed someone to talk to.

7.) She manages to get me from depressed to happy to annoyed to excited in less than ten seconds. Like the day that I felt so bad and couldn’t continue chatting cause I had to leave for ork and when I checked my last DM it was her saying something like “Hey, here’s my cell number …” and I felt as if the coolest, sexiest, richest, most popular boy in highschool had given me his number! Ridiculous, I know. I don’t care!

8.) She knows that I HATE Valentine’s Day and all those super cheesy stuff couple’s buy one another as presents. And that is exactly the reason why she sent me this fantabulous pic she took as a Valentine’s present for Zelda and me:

Because she know’s I’d rather be single than getting stuff like THAT!

9.) Now that the exam hell lies behind her and she’s free, she agreed to be my blog slave! How cool is that? I ALWAYS wanted to have my own blog slave!

10.) She is ALWAYS game. For EVERYTHING! And yes dear Kiyokamori, I’d go on that backpacking trip with you anytime. Even if it means living in a car (and I mean literally LIVING) and sleeping in a tent and carrying 50 pounds heavy backpacks and eating the exact same things for three weeks straight. With you it would still be fun!

And now over to that special Daniel Cudmore porn I made for you! Aka the official HTD present!

So now head off and enjoy your time with Felix, I know he has something special prepared for you! Happy Birthday dear Kiyokamori!

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Dudettes for life!

Soul

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*If you believe that I was already preparing this special post for weeks, please don’t read on! I repeat: THEN DON’T READ ON! For all the others: I could lie now and say yesterday when I asked Kiyoka and she said her birthday was today, I only pretended that I forgot about it to make this surprise even bigger. But that would be wrong. And stupid. Cause Kiyoka knows me so well she would see right through it. Plus isn’t this post even more precious knowing that I gave up sleep just to get it done in time? Also a HUGE thanks to Zelda who saved me yesterday when I sent her a “blog emergency” text message and she went from uni straight to my workplace and then straight to sending me some of her very own backpacker pics from her time in Australia. Thanks so much for returning from being MIA and saving my ass with those FANTABULOUS photos of yours! That’s why I could never run this blog without a little help from you! Also thanks to F_Muse for answering the sos text messages right away! You’ll always be the #2 Dudette! So dear Kiyoka, yes I confess! I was convinced that your birthday was in September, just like mine. Instead it’s in May, just like Rob’s.But you know what? Doesn’t the fact that I realized all that JUST in time to still get a special post done prove even more that we’re DESTINED to be friends? *

(images: Google, modified by me; plus Zelda’s “Australia – time of my life” captures; She made some really beautiful, artistic photos during that time, only this time I ASKED her to send me the crazy living in a car pics. I SWEAR! )

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The HTD half-anniversary aka Rob gets his Bday glasses out

See, I knew it all along! Rob LOVES us!

Just in case you have no idea what’s going on: Today I’m not gonna talk about the Eclipse trailer or Rob, Kristen and Taylor arriving in Vancouver or re-shoots of the meadow scene with Bella and Jacob only or the Vanity Fair photoshoot with the Twi-ladies. Yes, I know about all of this and yes I’m gonna blog about it soon. Not today though! Cause today is our 6 months blog anniversary!!! Or well, rather half-anniversary cause it’s just half a year but whatevs. To be frankly honest I’m a bit sad I gotta write this post myself. Actually I hoped that some Disney fairy would come over and make an absolutely fantabulous anniversary post so that when I would wake up and check the blog bada bing bada boom there would be a nice little surprise for me…Alas that didn’t happen. I guess all the Disney fairies were simply too busy… Oh well, then I have to do this post on my own, it’s not as if I hadn’t done that before. Everything is right as long as I won’t have to do my birthday post alone as well!

Wow, six months. Thinking back it doesn’t seem that long. I mean yes, I remember evenings sitting there in my bed at almost 2 am trying to come up with SOMETHING to blog about. I have really no idea how I managed all of this in addition to my real life (yes, I have one!) but I’m endlessly proud to say that we had a new post up here EVERY SINGLE DAY! And even though it’s “just a Twilight-blog” that really feels like a huge achievement to me! In the past six months this blog made me laugh and scream and cry. Okay, I only cried from laughter to be honest cause yes, 2nd-hand-embarrassing videos do that to me!

My dudettes twitpic me stuff like this... yummy!

But the thing that surprised me most were the people I met through this little blog. And no, I do NOT mean UC from LTT leaving a comment or Alex Meraz sending me a Direct Message on Twitter. Yes, that WERE epic moments for me. But what I really mean are all the ladies (yes, sadly no guys yet) that have become e-mail friends. Girls whose mails make me laugh and help me to find something to write about when I’m close to writer’s block. That tweet me countless pics of cupcakes

Or THIS... See, Soul is all around the world

(Thanks Kiyokamori and F_Muse), secretly scan several articles from The Sun at work to mail them over to me (this so looks like a Mission Impossible scene in my head Tracy) and send me fanfics, Isle Esme pics and Awesome Tattward manips (Hi Dot), are there to chat the Eclipse trailer up with me when Zelda is MIA (Yep Chelle, Bella DOES look different!) and send me pics from the Bel Ami set plus manage to film Rob RUNNING (You know that I’m talking about you dear special agent Alkonyat ). I heart you all BIG times for just being yourselves and for writing me all those mails that NEVER fail to cheer me up! I wish we could one day all come together and throw a huge HTD party!

And in return I photoshop awesome stuff like THIS for them. Cause I'm completely crazy like that...

Maybe we will do that for the premiere of Breaking Dawn 2 and then all get drunk as hell together afterwards when it becomes clear that they screwed it up royally… just kidding! About the screwing, NOT about the party though!!! Also thanks for taking the time to answer all the questions for our little HTD survey which I will publish tomorrow or on Sunday. Plus massive hugs to Kiyokamori for staying up until 5 am in her exam week when I desperately needed someone to chat with! Can you believe it? This girl is ALL kinds of awesome! I could say so much to every single one of you but alas this post would get way too long and nobody would read it to the end… So instead let me tell you one of the crazy things that happened over the last six months as an example for all the other little things that have happened!

Once upon a time we had a commenter called Doo. She was one of our very first frequent commenters and I was so proud to have her. One day I wrote a post about Rob’s photoshoot for Details Magazine and said he looked like a porn producer in those pics. Then I asked all our readers to participate in our contest and send in titles for Rob’s upcoming porn movies. Doo won by coming up with the fantastic title “TwiHARD”. Honestly, how come no one else noticed how ironic and brilliant this is? So I wrote Doo a mail telling her she had won an awesome fake prize. Yep, I’m not rich enough yet to give out real prizes yet. But let me tell you our fake prizes RULE! I told her she could choose between the main part in Rob’s first porn production of the Lord Pattinson oil painting to hang up over her bed. Alas, I never heard from Doo again and was sure she had quit reading our blog thinking I was a total pervert… Last week though my dear e-mail friend Dot confessed that SHE had once left comments under the name Doo with her old mail-address. At first I felt a little stupid for never having thought of that possibility myself and then I had to laugh really hard. Like Twi-hard. So the Doo mystery is finally solved and I’m happy to know that Dot doesn’t think I’m a pervert after all. Right? RIGHT??? Well, she chose the painting not the porn. So today dear Dot aka Doo I’m very proud to be finally able to hand you over your awesome fake prize, the Lord Pattinson oil painting ready to hang up over your bed!

Okay, you might have to print it out first before you can hang it up but I aid it would be a fake prize and for that I gotta say it’s a pretty amazing piece of art! Also I’ll send you a version without my dedication written on it just in case you wanna feel alone with Rob!

And with this super awesome and long as hell post we kick off our half-anniversary special half-week!

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Get the Champagne out and party!

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(images: google; modified by me; plus Twitpics from the dudettes!)

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Chatting up the Eclipse trailer aka where have Jake’s abs gone?

So Summit finally got around to giving us the first real Eclipse trailer and of course we’ll break it down here at HTD! I’m gonna make it a bit like our funny Monday stuff with a lot of pictures and then thoughts underneath them. All mixed with general stuff. Oh, and Zelda is back, kind of. We talked yesterday for about five minutes about the trailer. And she was like “I’m watching the trailer reaction videos first” until I told her that those were reactions to the NEW MOON trailer… Sometimes this girl really cracks me up!^^ To spare myself the effort of making countless quotes I’ll just give you a mash-up of what Zelda, our dear reader Tracy (with whom I had a hilarious e-mail conversation yesterday) and I came up with! Ready? Go!

Uhm, what happened to Edward? Why was he so hard to understand at the beginning? He talked like “Ishabella Shwan, I promishe to love you…” Honestly? Was Rob I’ll the day that he said those lines or what? Then the Volturi appear and look like this:

This looks so cool! Dakota rocks the Jane! And this shot of them reminds me a little of Lord of the Rings, don’t really know why. But I love  the Lord of the Rings so that’s a good sign.

Oh look, Edward wears a blue blouse! Just saying…^^ And hey, Bella wears a bad wig! But we knew that before I guess…

Hey look, I found a shot where you can see the shiteous wig even BETTER! So sad! Honestly Bella, what happened to your hair? Did someone cut it into a mullet? Oh wait, SOMEONE did that indeed! So Summit, maybe next time you just borrow the wig the Hillywood Show uses in their low budget parody. Cause it looks way better than that one…

All thumbs up for including Charlie “Ladies Man” Swan in the trailer! He is awesome! Definitely one of my favorite characters in the movies! Mama Soul, get your Team Charlie shirt out and let’s party!

Ah the sunset! I wish that was me standing there! Sunset and even better, the SEA! I wanna go there for my next holidays!

Edward looks kinda hot here. I mean like HOT! And have you counted? Jacob wears two different shirts in this 90 second trailer alone. I didn’t even know he had more than one shirt…

ALright, now this part is pretty difficult. I hate the new Victoria. Like HATE. No, more like HATE. Now, that’s right. The hair looks ridiculous and unnatural. And her expression seems a little dumb instead of evil. More like a little girl. Honestly Summit, you never made a mistake as big as kicking Rachelle Lefevre out! She was the PERFECT Victoria and Bryce Dallas Howard can only disappoint us after that. Rachelle was WWWAAAYYY better. Plus I hate when they change the actors just in the middle of the action. I will so get moviestills of every single scene where Victoria shows up in Eclipse and then photoshop Rachelle’s head on it. FOR SURE!

Dear Jacob, what happened to your abs and when did you acquire that little beer belly? Was it the countless barbeque parties with the wolfpack guys? Emily’s delicious cooking? Did Taylor forget to contract his abs properly during that scene? Well, Tracy and I decided that the abs are still there, we just can see them properly. And we blame this to 128% on the crappy quality the trailer had in some parts, just FYI. But oh hey, you got new khaki jorts! Stephenie will so love that! You know, she’s a huge fan of khaki…

I know those where just random thoughts about certain parts of the trailer. Wanna know how I liked it all in all? Well, you’ll just have to wait for the next post cause I got so much to say about it that this needs its own post. Yeah, I’m a cockblock, I know. Just like the Meyer girl, right?

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Off to watch the trailer for the 23rd time. Just kidding. Or maybe not?

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PS: Thanks to Tracy for discussing the very important subject of Taylor’s abs (or rather their absence) with me! And sorry again for telling you one hour early that the trailer will be “OUT NOW!”… Oh, and thanks to Zelda for returning from being MIA for such a long time and chatting up Edward’s speech disorder with me! I missed you so much here on the blog, girl!

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So how did you like the trailer? What were your first thoughts? Did you miss Taylor’s abs? And do you hate the new Victoria just as much as I do? You can’t hate her more, that’s just not possible. But maybe you like her? Then get off here! Just kidding! But if you do then tell me why! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: thanks to Twilightsource.com for posting all those screencaps!)

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Happy New Year everyone here at HTD!

Before you do anything else (like reading on) press play on the video below to listen to the ultimate New Year’s song to get you into the right mood!

Okay, now we can go on! You know, holidays and stuff always mean we’re being kind of lazy. Yeah, sorry! Nevertheless we made this fantabulous New Year’s card for you to enjoy! Unfortunately Cam refused to wear one of our amazingly beautiful party hats… See how Rob embraces me? And how Zelda is standing right behind him so she can make a good butt grab? Yes, we’re cool like that

Don’t know if you noticed, but that’s us and the Twilight gang at Isle Esme. Cause that’s where we’re gonna spend New Year’s Eve. So I guess you’ll understand that we’re kind of MIA today. And maybe tomorrow, depending on how much Champagne Carlisle put into the fridge for us… So join you family and friends and let’s ring in the New Year with a bang! And then when everyone’s sober again come back and check what we got for you here at HTD. Cause we’re planning awesome stuff for 2010!

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Off to enjoy my Isle Esme time

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So how are you gonna spend New Year’s Eve? Envy us? Want us to invite you next time? No problem! Whatever it is, leave a comment or e-mail us!

(video: YouTube; image: google, modified by me; took me three hours to make the first one cause I’m not such a pro at photoshop… yet. Then the damn program went down and I had to start all over again. Crap! Well, the second one turned out pretty cool so whatever…)

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How to dazzle us with Twilight cakes… Really?

What to do if you don’t know what to write about? Simple! Just type in Twilight and any random other word on google images and you’ll be overflowed with awfullness awesomeness. I tried “Twilight cake” and five days before Christmas I think this is the perfect thing to get us into a festive mood. So here’s what I found:

Let’s start with a few examples of “try to cram everything twi-related ever onto one single cake”

Well, all I can say is that sometimes less is more. I mean honestly? An apple, the tulips, the torn ribbon, the chess pattern, a red pawn AND a white queen? Uhm, that’s quite a lot… Just saying. Although the one on the left is still kinda pretty. Well, kinda… I wonder how that tastes, I’ve never eaten a cake that’s black on the outside. Black simply doesn’t look that delicious to me, sorry! Can’t help it…

Okay, so what’s up with this cake? At first I thought those were Edward and Bella. Being a little fat. But take a closer look! The one sitting wears jorts! And a leather string around his ankle. So this is Jacob? Honestly? Shouldn’t he be shirtless and showing us his abs? And I’m not quite sure, but does he still have the long hair? If you add such details as the leather string, shouldn’t you know that this means he is already a werewolf and therefor has short hair? I hope that the other one is really Edward (Well, book-Edward from the color of his hair) and that I didn’t mistake him as well… Cause who knows? If I thought what turned out to be Jacob was Bella at first I shudder to think of who “Edward” really is…

It’s Stella’s 10th birthday and this girl already has a Twilight cake? I bet her (Twi-)mum ordered it as a present for herself. Or has this former 9-year-old girl really read Twilight? If she has, poor girl! Cause she’ll compare every guy available to Edward. For the rest of her life. And then end up all alone… But back to the cake! I mean it’s still pretty nice, but the picture on top? Dear Stella’s mum, you could have chosen any picture in the whole wide world showing Edward and Bella (or Rob and Kristen, cause she’s 9 so she wouldn’t notice the difference as long as they were both dressed up and not Stoli-pub-Rob and black-mullet-KStew) and you went for this one? Why? Kristen looks beautiful in it, yeah. But Rob? This is super-creepo-I’m-on-crack-Rob! With gay hair. And smokey eyes. And wearing lipstick. Showing us his non existant muscles. Couldn’t you have picked a supersexy pic of him so that I could now be swooning over the whole cake? Well, think about it next time! Or just come over and ask me if you need help. Cause I got about 863 uhm a couple of really hot pics of Robward…

Wow, have a closer look to take in all the details here! There’s a different Twilight quote on each level. The “You’re my life now”, the “Superhero / bad guy” and the “lion / lamb” quote? Plus a real red ribbon and a real chess figure. And Edward holding the apple. Standing on a piece of his meadow he brought with him to decorate the top of the cake himself. Plus red painted feathers stuck into the cake? Uhm, now that’s disgusting. Those weren’t feathers but a special kind of tulip (I can’t really remember the proper name) on the New Moon cover. And you shouldn’t have stuck them into the cake…

Wow,this post is already so long and I got so much more awful awesome pictures… Guess I’ll just make a part 2 soon. But of course we don’t want you to think we’re doing nothing but hating on every Twicake possible. In fact I found a few I really liked! Maybe someone could get me one of these for my next birthday (*hint hint hint*). So to cure your eyes a bit enjoy now some of the amazing Twicakes! Yes, they exist!

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Off to bake my own Christmas Twicake

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PS: Zelda is kind of MIA over the next few days. I hope she didn’t walk out on me after my confessions and comes back on monday as she has said she would. Do you think I should get her this Zelda – The Twilight Princess cake I found while preparing this post?

What do you think about these Twi-cakes? Awesome or awful? Did someone get you one for your birthday? Btw Twinerd award for the first one who comes up with the real name of the New Moon tulip! Leave a comment or e-mail!

(images: google)

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How I almost met Edward in Munich

Twi-blogging deluxe on my journey to Munich

For the last five days I was MIA. Five days of Twi-blogging abstinence. Doesn’t mean I haven’t been busy though. I was on the road making important Soul Twi-investigations. Wanna know what I found out? Wanna know where Edward lives and whether I met him in Munich or not? Wanna know what Rosalie’s and Emmett’s wedding song was? Cause I might have the answers here!

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Rocking my plaid bedshorts in honor to Rob

When I left I had kind of a bad conscience because of leaving Zelda all alone with the blog. But she did a great job while I was away. Well, there was that one time she forgot to mail me the daily blog update… Just kidding girl, you did great!

So as I already wrote a few days ago, I went to Munich to visit some old friends I haven’t seen in a while and I stayed at my guyfriend’s apartment. And I gotta say, he was damn polite. He carried my suitcase. He cooked super delicious dinner (Man, that guy can cook… I took a picture but I wish I could make you smell it, hmmm). He invited me for a so-called cherry glühwein at the Christmas market (Absolutely delicious as well. If you ever get the chance to drink one, do it!). And I got his bed while he slept on the mattress on the floor (Gave me a really bad conscience at first…)
And then it happened. Just thinking of it again gives me goosebumps. You know, he has that fantabulous piano. And I played a bit on it just for fun. And then he comes along and starts playing with me. Maybe I should mention that he’s a total pro. So I stop and sit there silently while listening to him and theeen… he suddenly starts playing Debussy’s Claire de Lune. We all know Claire the Lune’s great. And then he goes on with Yiruma’s River flows in you, the  unofficial lullaby so to say. And he plays it all by heart. And absolutely perfectly. I died. Literally.

Are those Edward's pale hands playing wonderful songs for me?

Well, no, maybe not literally or I couldn’t write this post right now…but you know what I mean. I was sitting there completely paralyzed. The most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard in my whole live. I may or may not have secretly recorded that on my camera. I considered making a CD as a Christmas gift for Zelda. (Sorry girl, I can’t now cause the surprise effect would be gone. But otherwise I couldn’t have written about it here on the blog…) So when I had recovered a bit I asked him “Where do you know all that from? I mean, you played it all by heart and it sounded absolutely amazing…” and he says “I played it all at my sister’s wedding.” What? Rosalie and Emmett had Claire de Lune and River flows in you as their wedding songs? Oh no, hold on, he isn’t Edward just some old friend of mine, right? RIGHT???

But then again he’s really really pale. And we only went out on cloudy days. Well, there wasn’t a sunny day during my stay. And he’s so polite, a complete gentleman. And he knows how to cook just like Edward in Breaking Dawn. Okay, he ate with me though. But his name sounds pretty similar to “Edward”. Might be the german version, even though I’m not quite sure about that. Hm, guess he’s my almost-Edward…

Oh, wanna know what else happened while I was in Munich? Cause apart from the piano-thing everything else seems to fade in a blur… We visited an international Christmas market. There were Indians from Arizona selling handmade jewelry. Only Navajos and Cheyennes, no Quileutes. And no handcarved little wolves. Otherwise I would have brought one for Zelda, just for fun.

Are those Edward's pale hands making delicious cranberry Christmas cookies?

On the first night it snowed. Everything was white and it got freezing cold. I made a snowball and kissed it softly. Just in case I ever meet the real Edward, you know… And we baked homemade cranberry Christmas cookies. My hands got all shimmering from the butter. Unfortunately it didn’t transfer that well to the picture but if you look hard enough you can see what sparkly vampire skin would look like in the family photo album. And I got amazing Christmas gifts for both my sister and Zelda. Just saying.

Wanna know whether my almost-Edward composed a special lullaby for me? Sorry, I don’t know… yet. But I’ll tell you as soon as I find out, promise!

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Off to recover from my almost-Edward encounter

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Wanna have almost-Edwards number? Or his adress? Sorry, but I’m not gonna share this time… Anything else you wanna say? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: me)

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