Bringing funny Monday stuff back

Hey everyone! Yep, I’m still alive. Sorry for being so MIA though. I know I haven’t blogged in a while and I probably owe tons of you e-mails back. I’ll try to hurry up and get to them as soon as I can. Perhaps tonight. Instead of sleeping. Who needs sleep anyway, right? The last five weeks of my live have been crazy! This is not a personal blog so you probably don’t care at all but in my defense let me just say that: Those last five weeks involved a really hot firefighter guy, Paris, eclairs, a pool table in someone’s living room, Mama Soul, a certain hot guy (I definitely shouldn’t have written that down right after Mama Soul… weird!), me getting a Prada skirt as a present (no joke, I REALLY am the owner of an original piece of Prada clothing now! ), a certain hot guy (naked!), me being super self-confident, Papa Soul totally unexpected turning into a stalker, me getting an Armani top as a present (Yay! Thanks so much Lady M even though you’ll never ever read this! You made me feel like I’m in the middle of a Sex and the city episode!), aforementioned Lady M, a certain hot guy, me getting self-conscious, me talking three different languages in less than 5 minutes, me needing a dudette chat cause I was close to freaking out, Zelda, a village party, me getting drunk alone, trying to be patient but miserably failing, me gaining my self-confidence back and being ridiculously happy about it and… a certain hot guy (had I mentioned that before?) That’s the short version. If you followed my tweets you already knew half of those things. If you want the longer story (which probably has the length of an average novel by now) feel free to e-mail me and we can chat about it. If you don’t care about that at all then I just want to apologize for not blogging. Alright, funny Monday stuff now?

Actually, this is not the usual funny Monday stuff post. It’s more about something some people think we SHOULD find funny. You probably heard about it. It’s that new movie called Vampires suck where they mock Twilight or whatever. So how do we feel about that? Funny? Not funny? Embarrassed? Pissed? I plan on writing a whole post about it this week but I wanna hear YOUR opinions first! Just leave a comment or e-mail me!

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Off to start writing all those e-mails for you girls

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(video: YouTube)

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Guess who’s still alive

Yeah, that would be me. I know I have really neglected the blog during the last few days and even if you do not count all these things as excuses I still tell you the reasons why!

• semi-annual exam hell at college (Honestly, it IS hell! 9 to 11 hours a day doing nothing but college stuff is NOT fun!)
• work
• gymnastics practice
• more exams
• having to fill in for Mama and Papa Soul who were on vacation
• major sleep deprivation (3 hours on monday, 5 on tuesday, 3 yesterday. That should make me count as a vampire, no?)
• a certain firefighter guy who will hopefully never ever read this

Some of you might say now “You could’ve blogged instead of going out with that guy until 4 am when you have to leave at 7:30 the next morning”. But hey, I’m getting older (notice older, not old… yet) and I don’t play on staying single forever. Plus he’s really cute. And hot. Plus I know my beloved dudettes and basically everyone of our readers here would never say stuff like that. Cause you all are way to cool and sweet to give me shit about FINALLY getting over all the bad experiences and going out with someone again. I wish you could all meet him to see how awesome he is but unfortunately I think it would be hard to come up with an excuse as to why tons of random girls suddenly want to stalk him on Facebook and give him a hug, haha. Now here’s the plan: I’ll be done with all the college stuff tomorrow night and then be back to old blogging awesomeness by Saturday. I got posts planned about several Eclipse top ten lists, the Bree book (thanks cdubs aka blufish27 for answering all my questions!), why I don’t like Breaking Dawn and tons of other stuff. So thanks for being patient while I was MIA due to sleep deprivation, college exams and (yes, I won’t deny it) a certain guy.

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Hold on one more day! I missed you all!

Soul

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PS: Guess what! He’s from Washington state. Aka Twilight country. Funny how things sometimes happen…

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Once again I failed… and this time I CAN’T blame Summit

Sorry. I feel like I apologize quite a lot here lately but whatever. Sometimes I have crappy days where I am exhausted from work and college stuff and getting into three rows with Papa Soul because of unimportant work issues and then there’s the dog and more college stuff, having to help out my sister, scheduling 5 different appointments on the phone, getting 3 calls from work and oh yeah, have I already mentioned the college stuff? What I’m trying to say is… sometime I just can’t manage to be the person I want to be. When I think of Soul she’s that perfect happy girl with a perfect and fun life. But to be frankly honest, most days that is NOT what my real life is like. At all. Some days I just can’t find the time to sit down, be that other much cooler version of myself and typing out a hilarious post for you all to read. That doesn’t mean I don’t care about you or the blog. It’s just that sometimes… real life happens. And I have to be there. So please don’t be mad (or even worse: disappointed). I got four full weeks of no college and only little work ahead in August and I promise to make up for it and spread a flood of awesomeness here! For now though I’m sorry and I fear you have to be patient. But you know what’s the best thing about this blog? That I know when I feel really down I can always count on someone to come up with something nice to cheer me up again. Like this:

I hope this makes all of you just as happy as it did me! If not then… then why don’t YOU write something for me and I’ll put it up here? Deal? Awesome!

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Back to full power as soon as I can find my Soul superhero suit

Soul

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PS: @cdubs I know you already volunteered to write stuff! Sorry I haven’t replied yet! I promise to do that on Friday when I got the day off!

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(image: thanks to Kiyokamori who made this piece a little while ago at work in her free time)

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Let’s get this Saturday started with a few more Eclipse stills

Here come the rest of the Eclipse stills. Plus random notes from me. You know, the usual…

Yep, another one for my homegirl Zelda! And again I cannot get over the Jasper hair. It’s not really the hair itself, more the fact that it looks remarkably different in every single movie. When even some not-inot-Twi-at-all real life friend of mine says after having watched the trailer “Is there a reason why he changed his hair?” and all you can reply is “No, they keep messing it all up with awful wigs” then it’s a sad day in the Twidom. But remember how we used to give Nikki a hard time around here and snark about Rosalie being the ultimate bitch? Well, I gotta admit the Rosalie hair here is THE BEST IT’S EVER BEEN! Hands down. I LOVE IT!

Aw, Bella and her mum enjoying the sun. How sweet. Plus there’s a huge present. Win! Only there was that second where I realized Renee looks kinda pregnant here. She is not though, right? RIGHT? Or did Melissa Rosenberg write a pregnancy in there to justify Renee’s absence through the part in Breaking Dawn where her daughter Bella is deathly ill and she doesn’t come over to look after even once? Oh well, that awholenother post I guess…

After posting the worst wig pic yesterday, I felt like today is the day for posting a better one. Because yes, that is probably the best Bella’s wig ever looked in Eclipse. (Thanks to Dot for sending me the link to that one!)

Is this the sex-talk or what? No idea, but I just HAD to post another Charlie pic. You know, for Mama Soul cause I think she might have a little crush on him. Sorry to say, Papa Soul… Plus how awesome is it that we got the exact same little bottle of tabasco at home than the Swan’s? True story!

I love me some Daddy Carlisle! Plus that whole Cullen family ready to fight portrait pretty much rules. In other news: Please notice how Edward looks the buffest here he ever has in Twimovie history! WIN!

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Off to put my Cullen crest sweatpants on to get ready to fight

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Any other Eclipse outtakes that would have been worth posting? Is that Bella Charlie still really from the sex-talk? How sexy does Edward look with his fight-outfit? And is Renee really pregnant or was that just the wind blowing up her top? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Eclipsemovie.org)

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Random stuff that has absolutely nothing to do with Eclipse at all

Uhm… yeah… so… let’s address the elephant in the room first. No post yesterday. Yes, I failed. Badly. And I’m sorry. I apologize to all of you from the bottom of my heart. Papa Soul had a three day birthday celebration. Yes, THREE days. I didn’t get around to writing something because I had to help and organize stuff and then I had to be there at the parties (yes, there were several parties) to make sure everyone had enough to drink and other boring stuff. Unfortunately I completely forgot to ask Zelda to take over here for me so yeah… But since we put up two posts a day more than once I think all in all we’re still even. So get over it. Please. Now to the real post!

Today I wanna share random stuff that happened in the HTD universe. Yep, we got our own universe by now. We’re that kind of awesome.

• Most (99.987%) of the dudettes have already seen Eclipse while I still haven’t. Fail, I know. Plus F_Muse was mean nice enough to tweet pics of her tickets to make me all jealous.

Dear F_Muse, it's official now. I envy you.

• I was bored at work so I looked through some of those bodybuilding magazines there. Guess what! They kinda want to jump on the Twiwaggon. How I can tell that? There was an article about blood where they mentioned Twilight. Plus the cover gave it away. Shirtless muscular guy with a green apple? This is SO the manlier version of the Twicover!

Hello there Twiapple. Oh, and hello there shirtless guy with the killer muscles.

(Sorry for the crappy quality. I didn’t have my camera with me so I had to use my phone to sneak a pic)

• Remember our dudette Tracy? Who used to read our blog during work her lunchbreak? Turned out she won’t be able to do that anymore. Cause HTD has been BLOCKED where she works! Should I worry now? Or rather be proud? I mean after all the amount of uber distracting Rob-porn, illegal Eclipse stills and random hot pics of shirtless guys (plus the shockingly high number of people that found us by googling “vagina dazzling”) it was just a matter of time until SOMEONE would block us. Sorry for you though, Tracy!

Alright, so this was the HTD universe mash up. No you’re all well-informed and absolutely up to date. Probably more so than I am seeing that an average of 99.7% of all our readers already saw Eclipse while I haven’t…

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One more week to go for me

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What about you? Anything twirelated happened lately? Is our blog blocked at your work / school / whatever as well? Did you miss me yesterday? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: F_Muse and my phone)

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A little something to keep all the HTD girls occupied

Hi everyone!

You’re probably wondering where today’s brandnew post is right now. Uhm, it’s not here yet. I’m late. Again. Sorry! I fail at life lately. Since Papa Soul’s 50th birthday is drawing close and Mama Soul and I bought him the best present ever aka the new improved version of my beloved MacBook (Tell him about it and you’re DEAD! And even worse, banned from this blog FOR LIFE!) I am busy sitting on my bed with my technical pro guyfriend setting it all up so he can use Mac as well as Windows and other boring computer stuff you don’t care about. Most of the time he uses my lappy to look sites and keys up on the internet and all the time I’m afraid he might accidently stumble across that manip folder with all those almost-porn pics of Rob I found on facebook. So don’t judge if I’m not brave enough to blog right under his eyes! I like this guy and want to keep him as a friend and not think I’m a weird obsessed Twihard. Which I might be but he doesn’t have to know about that, right? So while you are all bored to death, waiting for this day to become oh so much better (aka waiting for the new HTD post to hit the internet) why don’t you go and play that Lost in Forks game and win a Volvo? All you gotta do is find the Cullen’s house. There are even little clues to help you at each crossing. At least that’s what they say. Let me know if you got it! Make a screenshot or pic or whatever and send it over! The first HTD reader (I’ll even let it count if you get your man to try as well. Just say you might win an awesome new car.) to get to the Cullens house will win a fantabulous (fake) prize! Now go and get Lost in Forks!

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Off to prevent my friend from opening my fanfic folder

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While everyone waits for Eclipse, Melissa Rosenberg talks about Breaking Dawn

Before I get you all super excited for the Eclipse red carpet premiere tomorrow, let’s have a look at what Melissa Rosenberg said a few days ago about Breaking Dawn. No idea if she talks about part one or two, but it includes sex scenes so that’s a win no matter which way you put it! As per usual comments by me are in turquoise. Mel’s real statement is in dark red. You know, cause she talks about blood and making love and stuff so I thought red kinda fits…

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Hi y’all! Not sure where some of you got the impression I intended to leave birth scene out of Breaking Dawn, (Uhm, no idea. Wishful thinking maybe?) but it’s inaccurate. (Damn! What a bummer! I hoped they might just leave out Renesmee completely) Of course the birth scene will be in there! And the sex scenes! (YAY! WIN! Down with fade to black! This woman knows what we want! Sex-scenes FTW!) And the feathers! And the blood! Perhaps you misinterpreted what I said about not needing to see BUCKETS of blood in order to convey the terror of the birth scene. (What? No buckets of blood? Why not? I so hoped we would get to see Bella vomiting FOUNTAINS of blood just like it’s described in the book! Now I’m So disappointed *please love how sarcastic I am*) But rest easy all!

xoxo Mel

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Oh, just in case you have no idea who the eff Melissa Rosenberg is (Hi there Zelda ) she’s the screenplay-writer. You know, the one who came up with that famous “Purple’s cool” line. Not with the spider-monkey one though. That one we can still blame on Cathy Hardi. Also just in case you didn’t know that either, Mel Mel (as I lovingly call her) was the screenplay-writer for The OC! Aw, I loved that series so much! And it was WELL written! So much Ryan and Seth magic moments of hilariousness. And Sandy! I always kinda wanted him to be my dad (Sorry Papa Soul, but it’s true!). Any other nostalgic OC fangirls out there? Any haters? Say what you want but that series was damn well written! Thumbs up for that one Melissa. I know Breaking Dawn is probably a little trickier though. Not that Julie Cooper couldn’t absolutely keep up with Jane from the Volturi, that’s not the problem. It’s rather all that awkward stuff like let’s say… a demon half-vampire baby ripping Bella apart from the inside. Or basically just the baby itself.

Wait! We won't get to see a demon baby ripping Bella apart?

So if in doubt, simply leave out the pregnancy completely. Just give us a wedding plus Isle Esme sexy times for the first 90 minutes, then 30 minutes of vampire wolfpack bonding plus the appearance of the Volturi (simply pretend they showed up to check if Bella was still human) and then at the end Edward finally giving in and changing Bella. Properly. And not by unceremoniously plunging a syringe all the way into her heart. Cause that is NOT romantic. Or sexy. Or whatever. I liked your statement Mel, but just consider my awesome solution. I bet no one would complain if you took the freedom to make a few little changes. Cause NO ONE would miss Renesmee. Okay well, there might be a few insane Twimoms comitting suicide cause they named their children Renesmee and now she doesn’t even show up in the movie, but whatever. You can’t satisfie everyone (TWSS) so… PRIORITIES! Kthxbye.

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Off to watch the first season of The OC again

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Are you an OC fangirl just like me? Who was your favorite? Ryan or Seth? What about Melissa’s statement? Do you love that she promised us sex-scenes? What do you expect from Breaking Dawn? Do you think my new improved storyline is much better than Steph’s version? (Hint: IT IS!) Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(image: Google, once found by my wonderful internet wife Zelda)

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Random things that make me think of Twi but shouldn’t

Okay, I decided to give you one or two more days to be happy with the “official” version of the Bree Tanner book before we release the HTD version here. Instead I will give you today random things that make me think of Twi but shouldn’t. And you will love it. I just know you will! You know, because it includes Twilight. And me. And I know you love both!

First let’s start with the Jasper-guy! To be honest, he makes me think of Twi every time I see him since the day that I first blogged about him. I mean, have you seen him? He DOES look like Jasper! Zelda nearly had a heart attack when she visited me at the gym and actually met him for the first time! Plus he has read all four books and we met him at the New Moon premiere. He’s one of the rare Twilightened. You know, the guys who saw the light aka read Twilight and now know all the secrets of what girls really want (sparkly vampire boyfriends plus a super hot werewolf BFF, duh!). Now enjoy a conversation that took place at the very gym where I work the day the Jasper-guy came in with his newly dyed hair for the first time!

Me: Did you dye your hair? (Dumb question, he OBVIOUSLY did) *thinking: Haha, it’s BRONZE! Like EDWARD-BRONZE! He’s going from Jasper to Edward slowly. Haha*

Jasper-guy: Yeah, I did! Last week!

Friend: What color is that?

Jasper-guy: Bronze!

Me: *innerly completely cracking up* Yeah, that’s what I’d say too!

Oh all the fun that takes place at that gym…

Then a couple of days ago I saw a trailer for a new videogame. Lego Harry Potter 1-4 that is. And the first thing that comes to my mind: Harry Potter 4? Does that mean there will now be a Lego Cedric Diggory? Will all the Rob fans buy that now? Cause that would be so much smaller and less conspicious than carrying around pocket Edward… So I googled it (because I’m crazy like that) and tadah, here comes Lego Cedric Diggory:

Is this the new pocket Edward?

Oh the countless jokes I could make about his huge ass wand… BRILLIANT! I kinda want to carry him around in my purse and take crazy photos with him. And his huge ass wand of course!

And now give it up for a random conversation that includes the secret star of HTD: Mama Soul! This all took place at my grandpa’s 77th birthday. So clearly the room was full of elderly people plus Mama and Papa Soul and my sister. I had used that absolutely beautiful slightly glittering white paper to gift-wrap our present. Grandpa unpacked it and part of the glitter fell down on his pants. This was when the following happened:

Mama Soul: *looking over to grandpa and trying to hide her internal laughs* Haha, look! Grandpa’s glittering! He’s a VAMPIRE!

*awkward silence, then my sister and I start to laugh our asses off along with Mama Soul*

Uhm, brilliant. Really brilliant. We’re in a room full of people who were born when vampires were still creepy and cruel and killed and drank human blood and were all badass. Clearly they had no idea at all why glittering should make anyone a vamp. But Mama Soul did. Even though she never read the books, only watched the movie twice with us and that’s it. Oh, she’s so down with the kids!

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Mama Soul, you RULE! Also, I hope you never read this…

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When did something random make you think of Twilight? We wanna know YOUR Twi-story! And are you going to buy Lego Cedric Diggory to carry around along with pocket Edward? If yes, can you send us pictures? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(image: Google)

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How the Vitamin Water people try to embarrass me

Some days I wish this blog was not just about Twilight so that I could tell you about the crazy soap opera my life has become lately. It’s almost like in The OC only with worse weather and less money. But all shades of hilarious! Honestly, I’m convinced life is trying to make fun of me! How else could you explain that the guy at whose apartment we partied last night has the exact same bed as the guy from whose bathroom I blogged? Or that at this very party I found out that my ex-boyfriend is now together with one of the girls who comes to Papa Soul’s gym where I work and who is just the kinda girl I’d eat for breakfast? And all that only two months after she and the ex-bf’s best friend split up? And making it even more strange, said best friend happens to be the twin-brother of the guy who threw the party. Yep, I told you it was some insane gossipy stuff. Alas this is still a Twilight-Blog so off to Twi-blogging I go at 3 am in the night just having come home. So here we go!

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Dear Vitamin Water people, thanks so much for making it even harder for me. Stuff like your stupid ad (and the crazy Twimoms at Oprah) are exactly the reason why it is so difficult for me to admit my acute fondness of Twilight. Because I always fear that everyone might think that I’m a crazy Twihard as well who plans on naming her cat Forks and her children Edward and Jacob. Which I would NEVER do! And as if we hadn’t already more than enough drama to cope with you show up and make this stupid ass ad just to get your share of the Twi-cake. Forget it! With this you only made sure that I will never ever buy Vitamin Water! Not only because I’m mad at you but mostly because I fear that then people might ask me “So are you one of those crazy fangirls camping in line for six days as well?” In my whole life I never ever camped out in line for anything and let’s face it, neither did you! Cause then you would have known that the last thing that helps you there is Vitamin effing Water! What you really need is all kinds of snacks like goldfish crackers and a bottle of diet coke. Yes, only one bottle! Otherwise you might have to pee which is NOT good when there isn’t a bathroom anywhere near. And then Edward and Jacob cut-outs of course to protect your tent from all the criminals that walk the street at night cause you know they’re gonna run away screaming as soon as they see cardboard-Edward with his tweed-suit. Don’t mess with people who wear tweed! Tweed is serious! So dear Vitamin Water ad creatives, all in all we can say that you JUST. DON’T. GET. IT! Next time you wanna push your sales ask ME! Wouldn’t it have been way smarter to have Taylor run around and doing his Jacob moves before he “refreshes” himself with a nice bottle of Vitamin Water? Or what about Rob pouring a whole bottle over himself in an attempt to wash his hair? See, I can do that way better than you! Just give me a call and everything will be oh so much better next time!

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Off to NOT buy Vitamin Water unless they call me… NOW!

Soul

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PS: Guess who was featured in yesterday’s LTT-post!? Hop over and take a look! I’m ridiculously proud! So let’s all have a glass of champy together!

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What is your opinion on the Vitamin Water ad? It IS stupid, right? We are NOT all crazy Twihards so why do they try to embarrass the whole fandom with lame ass commercials like that? They SHOULD have asked me! You wanna see Rob pouring that water over himself as well, right? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(video: Youtube)

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Soul reads Eclipse… again – part 1

Today: Chapters 1 and 2

*Before we start with the real reading Eclipse recap after only talking about Stephenie Meyer’s acknowledgements in the first post, let me add something! I couldn’t think of a super awesome order to share my Eclipse thoughts with you. So now they are completely random except that I write them down in the order in which they appear in the book. Which would be chronological then I guess… Ready? Go!*

And with that I got three different types of writing (bold, italic and normal) in under 100 words. Awesome!^^ So here are my random thoughts! Oh, one more thing! If I put down a reference to a special page then it’s always from the Eclipse paperback edition which I hope everyone of you owns a copy of.

I really like the Robert Frost poem! I don’t know why but I do. Period! To be honest, I skipped the preface. I read it the first three times and NEVER liked it. So I just read the poem twice and jumped right over to the first chapter. That’s right!

Chapter 1: Ultimatum

Jacobs letter at the beginning… All the crossed out parts… Love it! That’s Jacob in my mind! Impulsive, angry, breaking the pen while writing. Major WIN! Bella talking about brain hemorrhage on the other side? Not so cool. Charlie’s attempt at cooking is so adorable. ALso his cooking skills are just as “good” as Papa Soul’s. Cause Spaghetti and jarred tomato sauce totally exceeds their abilities… Sorry to say! That’s why I can cook you know, so that I don’t have to live from ketchup and eggs on toast… On to page 5 now. Yep Bella, you’re right. Never – I repeat, NEVER – call Edward you fate or destiny cause EVERYONE will think you’re nuts. And they might be right. Just saying… Then just like we know Bella, she starts whining around. Why? I really have no idea at all! Because her afternoons are oh so horrible. And because she’s grounded. Really? What does that matter to her?

And you say your life sucks? Honestly Bella? Cause it doesn't look like it. At all.

It’s not as if she had been going anywhere. In fact she ALWAYS spent most of her time in her room with Edward anyway so where’s the point? The only other place where she often hung out was the Quileute reservation but since she and Jake don’t get along these days anyway… Sorry, I just don’t get what’s so horrible for Bella if her boyfriend can sneak into her bedroom every night and stay there. That would be the DREAM of most highschool girls Bella, so just be happy, will you!? This is also the part of the first chapter where Stephenie Meyer wrote a sentence that is actually 77 words long. No joke! I counted it. Three times. Just to give you e reference: A normal sentence is mostly about 10 to 15 words long. Sometimes I make really long sentences here on the blog, then they might be up to 25 words long. But 77? That’s just INSANE! And no, all the brackets and hyphens (yay, technical term ) do NOT help to make this more understandable. At all. In fact they make this even more confusing…

Wanna be cool like Damon? Start reading the Twilight saga with Eclipse!

So dear Stephenie, next time you feel the urge to recap New Moon completely for countless people that start with Eclipse (the ONLY one that ever did this was Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries) simply go for three sentences instead to save us all from “brain hemorrhage”! Thanks. And AGAIN Bella reads Wuthering Heights. Honestly, what IS IT about this book? I read it and didn’t like it at all but Bella reads it ALL THE FREAKING TIME. Seriously, I got NO explanation for that! And now we finally get to the part where Edward appears. First of all, I LOVE how Charlie doesn’t like him. I mean, dad’s HAVE to dislike your boyfriend in highschool, right? That’s just part of it. If you dad indeed likes your boyfriend that’s probably a sign that you picked the wrong guy! So Bella’s description of how Edward looks is all kinds of cheesy, I admit it. But also Edward looks all kinds of hot here so I don’t care about the cheese as long as I get my marvel at Edward time! We’re on top of page 15 now btw. The part about male models trading their soul for a face like this? WIN! Bella talking about Edward’s wine / bouquet reference? Not so much! I mean, they are in highschool or at least pretend to be. No one there is really fond of wine! It’s always beer or random stuff mixed together. But no one there would ever talk about the bouquet of wine! Maybe this explains why the Cullens stay on their own in school. So that they can talk about the awesome Cullen wine collection… Just kidding! Now the college applications. The part where Edward says he can sign Bella’s name better than she herself can is oh so sweet.

For our Team Damon readers (hello F_Muse) cause I KNOW you love that pic. Want your boyfriend to look hot like Damon? Make him start reading with Eclipse. Maybe it'll help. Maybe it won't...

Cause you know everyone would appreciate having someone to do all your applications for you. Cause that stuff is annoying and Edward has so much spare time anyways that he probably won’t mind doing that. Okay, then the whole vampire in Seattle thing is a bit boring and after that it’s a discussion about Wuthering Heights again. Gah! When they talk about the werewolves and Edward says “I was there the last time” it TOTALLY makes me think of Elrond saying “I was there, 3 000 years ago” in the Lord of the Rings. Always cracks me up. Don’t know why. Maybe cause I’m a complete LOTR nerd. At the end of chapter one it’s all kissing and confessions of love and stuff again. With talk about Jacob? Why? EITHER they talk about Jacob OR they have schmexy kissing times. But please NEVER combine that. EVER. Cause it kinda ruins me my Edward mood if Bella suddenly blurts out “I gotta see Jacob” and then Edward goes all “No effing way cause he’s a damn WEREWOLF” on her. The only thing that would make this worth it was if they had hot make up sex afterwards but as that’s not going to happen…

So, now that this post got totally out of hand and ended up being three times as long as I expected, I’ll just save chapter two for next time, okay? Sorry!

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Off to read chapter 3 aka Bella & Edward write letters in class just like 2nd grade

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Do you plan on reading Eclipse again before seeing the movie as well? Which are your favorite (leg hitch anyone? ) and least favorite parts? Tell us about it! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

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