Bella, are you a Videogame Princess?

Remember my fantabulous birthday special here on the blog aka the best post ever? Hint: If the answer is no, run off immediately as fast and as far as you can cause I might seriously kick your ass! Just kidding… or maybe not. Obviously everyone here on the blog was so dazzled by Zelda’s piece of awesomeness that no one notice who did NOT get a bday post. Cause yes, fun fact (just in case you haven’t checked out our “About” page yet) I share a birthday with Bella Swan.

Hello there fellow bday boy and childhood hero!

And Super Mario. Yep, the videogame hero. Only he is a bit older than I am but still we share a bday. How cool is that, right? Especially since Zelda and I were Super Mario fangirls pretty much since elementary school. Cause yes, we were videogame nerds. I mean, not real nerds cause we still had friends and rode our bicycles and went to the playground and stuff instead of being the cliche pale, friendless weirdos that hang out in front of a computer all day but we also loved a good Gameboy game.
Funny thing is that it wasn’t some cool rich kid but in fact Mama Soul herself who introduced me to Super Mario World back in the day. Yep, Mama Soul is cool! But you already know that and we’re getting a little off topic here. So while I watched a Super Mario birthday special instead of all those fanmade “Happy bday Bella” YouTube videos it suddenly hit me. OMG, Bella is such a videogame princess!

Oops, I got kidnapped again for the 245th time...

Before anyone starts objecting now let’s analyse this. The only purpose of people like Princess Peach or Princess Zelda is to get in trouble so that the actual hero can come along and rescue them. Doesn’t sound like Bella yet? Let’s see… She almost gets hit by Tyler’s van, Edward comes and saves her. She’s hunted by James, Edward comes and saves her. Jasper attacks her, Edward comes and saves her. She hits her head on a stone in the attempt to ride a motorcycle, Jacob takes his shirt off and comes to save her. She fails at cliff diving, Jacob takes his shirt off and comes to save her. She meets the Volturi who basically want to eat and kill her, Edward and Alice come and save her. And that are only the first two books.

Do you like my hair? Oh and can you rescue me please?

See a pattern there? Agree with me now? Bella is pretty much like Kate in “LOST”. Everyone thinks she’s hot and brave but in the end she always fucks up and gets everyone in trouble needing to be rescued. Bella IS a videogame princess after all! You know what happens to those princesses? You get annoyed by them! You start wondering where’s the sense in saving them if all they do is get in trouble again five seconds later. That’s the point where I always turned off the gameboy and thought “Oh what the heck, go to hell. You got into that stupid shit, no see how you get out again.” Just a little advice Bella. Cause you know, one day Edward might get annoyed and bored by playing the hero and turn off his gameboy as well…
(Yep, that was totally a That’s What She Said sentence.)

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Off to NOT get in trouble in order to NOT need to be saved

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Anyone of you having sweet memories of playing Super Mario games? How awesome is it that I share a bday with him? Oh and with Bella as well. I’m a bday winner obviously Where you ever annoyed by Bella when you read the Twilight series? And am I right or what about that videogame princess theory? Also how do you think Bella would look like wearing Princess Peach’s dress? Leave a comment or e-mail me! Also did you notice I totally gave away where Zelda has her fake-name from?

(images: Google)

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Did you miss our funny Monday stuff?

Hey there everyone! Actually I wanted to write about Melissa Rosenberg’s statement to Breaking Dawn. Or about the fact that I forgot Edward’s birthday. But then I realized we haven’t had a proper funny Monday stuff post here in quite a while. So I’m gonna do that now instead. (Oh yes, funny Monday stuff wins over Mel Mel… and Edward’s birthday! The result might have been different if this was about sexy times with Edward though! Just saying…) So get ready to laugh cause here we finally go again!

Bahaha, if this should ever happen Bella would bitchface Edward SO BAD! Oh no, wait, that was Kristen!

Hehe, sorry! I just couldn’t go without making at least one single wig-joke. But yeah, it really does look as if that’s Taylor’s old Twilight wig. That might explain some things. You know, stuff like the frizzy look and the bad hairline. Come on Summit, have mercy and get Kristen her own wig for Breaking Dawn, will you? Kthxbye.

Yep, that might also be the reason why you’re still a virgin. Sorry to say Edward, but guys that hear Miley will NEVER get laid. That’s a FACT! So get that CD out and then we Bella and you can finally get it on.

Glitter princess FTW! LMAO! THIS is how that fight scene should have gone down! Dear Melissa Rosenberg, how come you didn’t think of that, huh? Also when I hear the word glitter princess it immediately makes me think of Disney girls. Edward in the Arielle wedding dress? WIN! Well, kind of…

Edward daydreaming about Jacob? What a low blow for Bella! Plus this makes me wonder if there is Jacob and Edward fanfiction. And right now I’m pretty much convinced there is! Just saying…

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Off to google “Jakeward fanfic” cause I KNOW SOMEONE wrote that stuff down

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Yay, are you as happy as I am that funny Monday stuff is back? And did someone of you “accidently” stumble across Edward and Jacob fanfic recently? Come on, confess it! I know someone of you did! Also do you have other funny pics I could post next time? Whatever it is, let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Polyvore)

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How to dazzle everyone with funny Monday stuff Vol.2

Another monday, another week’s worth of work. In order to continue our new series and to make this day a bit more agreeable for you, we present our funny Monday stuff Vol.2. Enjoy!

Oh yes Rob, me too! So who’s you’re favorite? I pick Arielle, the one who made me grow my hair out when I was a little girl. Never had the guts to dye it red though. Or Jasmine from Aladdin, another one of my favorites. We could go out to a costume paty together dressed up as Disney princesses. Although I’d rather if you were the prince… Think about it and then let me know, please. Just call, I know you got my number.

Okay Zelda, this one’s for you. Because I know how much you love Jasper. So just look at it the next two weeks a bit longer, then print it out and place it over your bed. I know you will… No, just kidding of course. Zelda never would. No, honestly, trust me. She wouldn’t.

Oh yeah Bella, we forgot to tell you. It’s Rosalie’s present. It’s a homemade bomb. So you better not open it. Or wait, the only other persons in close vicinity are vampires and therefor wouldn’t get hurt. So if you open it and fade out of the story, maybe Edward will end up with me… Why not? Hey, don’t worry. Just go on and try it out. It’s a birthday present, so just open it!

Yep Jake, you’re right. You may have developed really really well. You may have the best abs ever. You may have the most shirtless moments in a teen-movie ever. You may have extraordinary martial arts skills. You may have the ability to say “do me NOW” with your eyes in every photoshoot… But you still don’t get the girl. You could have me though, if you want… Just saying.

Yeah Abu, me too! Maybe if you hand me over that wishing lamp… You could send it over with the magic carpet Aladdin has… Because what could be better than having a wishing lamp and a magic carpet? Okay, having Edward Cullen and Jacob Black maybe. But other than that?

Okay, now that I had my Monday laughs I think I’m ready to go to work now. At least that’s what I try to tell myself because I got to go anyway…

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Off to “enjoy” my work day

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PS: Yesterday was a totally crazy day for Zelda and me. Our blog kind of exploded, literally. We got a comment from one of my two favorite bloggers ever, UC from Letterstotwilight. Did you see she even tweeted about my post? NO? Then go read it NOW! The crazy girl peering into their windows, that’s me. I’ll tell you about all that crazy stuff that followed my little post aka love-letter to the LTT-Ladies. I kind of went fangirl-crazy and I think I might have accidently proposed to Zelda in some kind of endorphine rush… Can’t remember properly, but I’ll find out. In case I did, you’ll all get pictures of our wedding, promise! Wanna send us pics of your wedding? Twilight themed? Anything else you want to share? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Polyvore)

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How to dazzle us with a real-life Edward

Many have said that Edward made it harder for men to impress women, that our expectations have grown far too much since Twilight. So I started thinking. Are they right? Am I still single because I want way too much? Do I want the perfect man, my own Edward Cullen? To be honest, yes! They’re all right, everything is true. I do want someone who is a bit more like Edward.

Movie-Edward in contrary to real-life Edward, which kind of doesn't really exist

And I’m not talking about “inhumanly beautiful” here… although that would also be great. But what I mean is that I want someone holding doors open for me, giving me his jacket if I’m cold, holding me in his arms and talking to me. Someone who is really interested in what I think and who gives me the feeling of being save. Not from evil nomadic vampires who want to suck my blood, but you get the point. Someone who likes me even if I’m not dressed up Alice-style but wearing that “awful green sweater” or something as odd as a long khaki skirt. Someone who loves me even if I’m nothing but a stammering, stumbling mess. Who writes songs and lullabies for me…oh wait, that would really be too cheesy, kind of 1st-hand-embarrassing. Forget I ever mentioned that! I want someone who takes me to an Italian restaurant so I can have some mushroom ravioli even if he is not intending to eat anything. Or well, maybe not like that. It would be really awkward to eat while he is just watching. I take that one back as well.
I grew up during the famous Walt Disney movie era (at least famous among my friends and me). When I was 6 years old I was convinced that one day my personal prince charming would come on his white horse and take me to his castle to be a beautiful princess. But that doesn’t mean I deluded myself into believing that after the stupid prince didn’t show up, Edward will be arriving soon to take me to Isle Esme with him.

Expectations Walt Disney movies created in my mind...

...Yeah, looks kind of similar...

In my opinion the guys are only complaining because now they need to put a little more effort into getting a girl. They need to be polite and thoughtful now and to them that feels like working really hard on it -that’s what she said-. But that’s just right. For the last few decades we were the ones dressing up and trying to be always smiling and happy and perfect. Alice-like, with the one difference that we’re not beautiful, gifted vampires who can foresee what he’ll do next but average human women.
So don’t give up your hopes! Chivalry’s not dead! Don’t be satisfied with anything less than what you deserve. Someday the guys gonna understand why we’re so obsessed with dazzled by Edward … besides his inhuman beauty, of course…

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Off to find the perfect boyfriend…or Edward himself…because that’s so possible

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(images: google again, of course)

What about your expectations concerning your (future) boyfriend? Or have you perhaps found some more Disney look-alike scenes in Twilight? Let us know or leave a comment!

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