Oh the awesome trailer reactions we will get…

So today we will finally get the first real Eclipse trailer and then of course an even better one right before Remember Me. That made me think back to the good old times when I saw the different New Moon trailers for the first time. And guess what came to my mind! Well, the awful awesome trailer reaction videos on YouTube of course! So to get us all into the mood, here is a little collection of some of my favorites:

I’m pretty sure I never sat on my couch clapping my hands to the people on TV. Cause for some reason I’m convinced that they couldn’t hear me and therefore clapping and waving wouldn’t make any sense but whatever…^^

She warned us at the beginning of her video that she might go fangirl-crazy. And she was right, she did. I’m pretty glad I didn’t have to sit next to her during the movie or I might probably not have heard one single word they said on screen. Oh and the part where she calls Edward a dickhead… And then she says that she’s Team Jasper at least ten times at the end. So Zelda, I hope this isn’t you wearing your Nuttymadam mask! Oh yes, I’m so not kidding here! This girl’s YouTube name really is Nuttymadam3575… And then she was talking about someone called Lauren and I’m pretty sure no one called Lauren was in that New Moon trailer. But then I realized she meant Laurent and simply pronounced it a bit strange. Stupid me, how could I not recognize that immediately? Can you believe this girl interviewed a couple of Twilight actors? Do you think she freaked out just as much as she did when she saw the trailer? I’ll check out the videos and then let you know!

This is the reason why it doesn’t make sense for me to record my trailer reaction. Cause I’m just like the girl on the left in the first 60 seconds. Most of the time I show no reaction at all cause I’m so concentrated on not missing anything. But I gotta say those to girls look absolutely adorable. Can you believe that the younger one on the right uploaded this video on YouTube? Honestly, how old is that girl that she already knows how to do that? Ah those young digital natives, so sweet…

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Off to watch the Eclipse trailer so that I can write an awesome post about it

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So what do you think about those videos? Which one is your favorite? Are you going to record your trailer reaction? Have you ever done something like this? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(videos: YouTube, courtesy of the (crazy) fangirls who made them)

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The Scandals that could have caused the editor change, sexy naked booty pics and other stuff

The 1st HTD-pic of David Slade, who is so small he would almost pass as a Hobbit

By now you probably all know that Summit promised to show us a ten second Eclipse teaser trailer today. So I thought today would be a great day to talk a little about the Eclipse editor change. You know, the one where the old editor left and they went back to the one who had done Twilight. So what was it that caused that editor change I wondered. Here are a few things I came up with:

• Taylor forgot to take off his shirt in one scene. But Taylor wearing a shirt in Eclipse is NOT TOLERABLE so Summit got mad and now they have to cgi out the shirt and cgi in the abs

• Edward’s Eclipse make-up was in some scenes even more obvious than in New Moon and made him almost look like a drag queen so now they have to fix that (Yep, I just said Edward and drag queen in one sentence. No, I probably won’t do that again. Ever.)
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  Uhm, where did the jorts go?

  The wolfpack cut their jorts waaayyy to short so you could actually see their booties and they were afraid that might be too sexy to get a PG13 rating (I wonder if the wolfpack booties are as hot as Paul Wesley’s looked in “Wolf Lake”…)

• Kristen did neither stumble nor blink nor fall down often enough to be recognized as Bella

• someone realized that Cathy Hardi had somehow managed to sneak in as Tanya claiming that she is already the perfect strawberry blonde

These are only a few of all the things that came to my mind. And I hope that none of it is true! Well, except for the supershort jorts maybe…

So dear Summit, I gotta admit that I’m pretty excited to see those ten seconds. I know that this won’t be a real scene, just a little something to make sure we make it to the Remember Me premiere to see the first full Eclipse trailer. But you kept us waiting like FOREVER so it better be something good. And not something like THIS:

Cause no, just the title flashing up is NOT enough. But oh hey, I just saw you promised a 90 second trailer for tomorrow. Awesome! I’ll check it out and then let you know what I think about it, deal? Great!

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Off to get popcorn to watch the first tidbit of Eclipse (FINALLY)

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PS: Thanks so much to our dear reader Dot who sent me the link to Paul Wesley’s booty pic a couple of days ago. I’ve basically been looking for a reason to post it ever since…

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Before you ask me: Yes, I will definitely post all the trailer stuff here as soon as there’s a good version available that I can embed here! So are you excited even if it’s just ten seconds? Any other idea what could have caused the editor change? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: google; video: YouTube)

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Robert is bothered & other Remember Me press junket stuff

So yesterday was not only the day of Zelda’s birthday (don’t worry, pics to come soon) but also the day that Rob was on Jimmy Fallon! Oh, and the Remember Me premiere, of course. We probably can’t catch up on EVERYTHING just in one post but I’ll try to make a good round-up for all of you today. So here we go!

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The one where the real Rob is bothered

Ah, I love Robert is bothered! Only thing that would make this even cooler? If we could have a video of Rob and Jimmy climbing up into that tree. Cause that would be a hilarious sight FOR SURE!

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The one where Rob and KStew start a band called Twite Stripes

See, not even Rob really knows what Remember Me is about. And yes, I would love to have an album of Rob coming out! But no, I would not want Rob and Kristen being in a band together. Nevertheless I can’t deny that it would probably turn out quite funny. In my imagination, Kristen would go all Joan Jett badass and Rob would only awkwardly stand there in the background… priceless!

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The one where Rob talks sex-toys

Uhm, there were improvised sex-toys made out of hair dryers? How do you do THAT? And can anyone please try how you make a ball sack out of half a bra? And if you do, could you please send us pictures?

Alright, that’s it for now! We’ll break all the rest down for you as well this week, but right now all I can think about is going to bed. Probably because it’s 4 am here and I’m still writing this post due to being at Zelda’s birthday party until about 3 am. So sorry, but I’ll make up for it, promise!

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Off to bed… finally!

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So any recommendations? Which Remember Me press junket videos are your favorites? And no, I was NOT joking about the ball sack! I REALLY wanna try that. So if you already have, send us a pic! PLEASE! Or at least leave a comment!

(videos: YouTube)

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Just “Happy Birthday” isn’t enough this time…

Today’s the big day! It’s the birthday of my blog-partner / internet-wife / accomplice in crime Zelda. So enjoy this special post I prepared for this occasion! Ready – set – go!

Because I knew you would want Rob to show up to your party and because I know Rob sometimes forgets things I called him yesterday to remind him of your big day. This was when the following conversation took place:

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"Tomorrow? What IS tomorrow?"

Soul: Hi Rob, it’s me! I just wanted to make sure you haven’t forgotten what day tomorrow is…

Rob: Tomorrow? Uhm, what is tomorrow?

Soul: Zelda’s birthday! Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten about it! Rob, you promised me you would show up!

"Oh no, I forgot about Zelda's bday!"

Rob: Damn, I completely forgot it. All that Remember Me press junket got me a little confused… sorry.

Soul: Alright, good that I called again then. So you’ll come over in the evening! And don’t forget to dress up properly!

Rob: Dress up? Hm, let me check my closet… I got one of Tom’s plaid shirts here and the Stoli shirt. Stoli is vodka, vodka means party, so the Stoli shirt is perfect! Right?

"Ah Soul, you saved my ass!"

Soul: The one with the holes in it? No effing way! You won’t wear that! I said dress up PROPERLY! Okay Rob, I’m not your personal assistant (unfortunately…) but because I knew it would end up like this, just go over to your bed! See the stuff that I sent you lying there? Put that on and you’ll be fine!

Rob: You sent over clothes? Ah Soul, you’re so awesome! I have no idea what I would be doing without you.

Soul: Yeah right, you’re welcome. Just put it on and show up, okay?

Rob: Uhm wait, is this my suit from the Oscars? I loved that one!

Soul: Yes, we loved that one too! But don’t forget to put on the rest as well!

"Argh, don't remind me of the BAFTA hair!"

Rob: The rest? There’s more? Let me see… Oh no Soul, NO WAY! A party hat? That will ruin my sex hair…

Soul: I’m not discussing this with you! I saw what you did with your hair at the BAFTAs, so wear that hat!

Rob: No, I will look like an idiot!

Soul: Rob, WEAR THAT DAMN HAT!

Rob: And those glasses? Are you kidding me?

Soul: WEAR THOSE GLASSES!

Rob: But honestly, I can’t be bothered to wear that shirt as well! have you seen it? You can’t make me wear that!

Soul: Rob, WEAR THAT SHIRT! We’re not discussing that here! You’ll show up at 6pm wearing that suit, the hat, the glasses and the shirt! You would have forgotten about Zelda’s birthday party if I hadn’t called to remind you so you owe me something!

Rob: Can I at least bring my yellow manbag then?

Soul: No, definitely NOT! Why would you want to do that?

"There are Hot Pockets and Heinekens at Zelda's? Brilliant!"

Rob: Uhm… you know… my emergency supply of Hot Pockets and Heinekens is in there.

Soul: Don’t worry, I stocked Zelda’s fridge with a 6 months supply, so you won’t have to leave her flat except for the Eclipse premiere in June.

Rob: Oh Soul, you’re so awesome! You know exactly what I need!

Soul: Yes, I know. No problem. So see you tomorrow!

So now you probably can’t wait to see Rob in his super spectacular party outfit I picked for him, huh? Alright then, have a look!

Also Rob and I planned a fantabulous birthday present for you! He had such a bad conscience that he had ALMOST forgotten about your party that he agreed to do a remake of every movie you want with you and him in the leading roles! So here are some examples we came up with:

I know this is the most wonderful birthday present you have ever gotten in your life. Yeah, you’re welcome! So have a wonderful birthday, a huge delicious cake and may all your wishes come true! Oh yes, and feel free to print those movie posters out to hang them up everywhere across your flat! Cause I know that’s what you want to do…

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Off to put the finishing touches on your real life present (you know, the one that I can give you in front of your family and friends )

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A HUGE thanks to F_Muse and Kiyokamori for helping me to make Zelda’s birthday post really special! Thanks F_Muse for the idea with the “I love wolves” shirt and all the other little things. And please give all a massive round of applause to Kiyokamori, who especially for Zelda’s bday got and installed Photoshop, taught herself how to do it and then made half of those movie posters above and sent them over all in less than one day! Can you believe that? This girl is AWESOMESAUCE! Honestly dudettes, what would I have done without you?

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Wanna wish Zelda a happy birthday as well? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: google, Robsessed and Letterstotwilight; all modified by the awesome Kiyokamori and me)

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Tomsten – a secret love story?

It’s probably common knowledge by now that I’m not a big Robsten fan. However I think that this brand new theory I’ve come up with might surprise you. Yesterday I saw the pics of Rob, Tom Stu and Kristen at JFK and suddenly something strange came to my mind. What if Kristen has only been hanging out with Rob all that time cause she thought Tom was hot? What if that had been her intention all that time? Honestly, think it through! During her Joan Jett / Runaways time she got all that super badass attitude. That was when she forced Rob to hook her up with Tom Stu. Then of course all that times they’ve been seen out together so far where only “business meetings” where Kristen told Rob what he should do next and how to go on  cause obviously Rob is not a pro when it comes to hooking up people.

And cause it took Rob so effing long to get it all going (that’s what she said) Kristen became impatient and made him her personal servant. At least that would explain why Rob is carrying that huge ass heavy handbag. If this is not the cause and Rob has indeed a supersize dirty yellow manbag himself… well then I don’t know what to think about that. I mean let’s be honest, men with handbags are kinda suspicious. Even if it’s Rob. Or maybe especially if it’s Rob… Ah and have you seen how KStew smiles at Tom? Honestly, what’s up with that? La Stew NEVER smiles. Ever. Just in case you forgot. So love is in the air or what? Guess we will only know that for sure if Kristen and Tom walk the red carpet together anytime soon. Or if their sex-tape leaks of course… Oh and just in case you wanna know what goes through Rob’s mind right now and how the “business meetings” went down, don’t worry! I’ve written it all down. You’ll see… next week. Promise!

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Off to hold my eyes open for the Tomsten sex-tape

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So what do you think about my theory? Any ideas what they could have discussed in the secret business meetings? And what do you think is going through Rob’s mind? Do you like the name Tomsten or should it rather be StewStu? Let me know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

IN OTHER NEWS: The ending of Remember Me leaked. I’m not gonna post it here cause I want our blog to be spoiler free. You can google it though if you want! But I can say that it’s the kind where you sit there in the cinema and can’t breathe for at least 30 seconds trying to grasp what has just happened.

Then there’s one of the New Moon deleted scenes out there featuring Charlie and the bikes:

Then don’t forget to participate in the Razzie Contest cause you can only enter until this Friday! Kthxbye!

(images: google)

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Twi-News Newsflash… and a lot of pics involving hot guys

Before we kick off the Taylor Lautner birthday celebrations tomorrow, there is a lot of other Twi-related news we should catch up on. Maybe we’ll write a full post about some of those things but for now let’s keep it short. So here we go! Twi-news in no particular order since I forgot which ones came in first… Yeah, bad of me. I know. But to be honest I don’t care. Perhaps I’ve been just too busy flipping through my Eclipse booklet trying to pretend it was a trailer

Kellan models for Calvin Klein and looks HOT! He has someone some weird assistant spraying him a fake tan, then gives an interview where he talks underwear and which makes me think “This is wrong in so many kind of ways…” But well, I don’t care cause those pics are smokin! Okay, except the one where he makes this strange pose on the floor. Plus I don’t understand why they chose a pic where he covers his face. Nevertheless I’m SO down with sexy shirtless guys and their awesome abs!

Talking about shirtless guys with abs, Taylor and Kellan participate in the Beach Bowl event and look once again pretty good. The pics make me wonder if anyone in Taylor’s team beside himself ever touched that football though. Honestly, this guy is kinda crazy! In every single picture he is either running around at lightning speed, flying / falling through the air to catch the ball and we even got a pic of him lying on the sand that kinda reminds me of a turtle… Just saying. Uhm, and yeah, Kellan was there too and stood around with two hot chicks and I GUESS he played as well but I might have been a bit distracted…

Rob showed up in London with his best friend Tom Sturridge (lovingly called TomStu) and bought like 20 socks and 10 pairs of underpants (for even more good times pronounce this in the original Robert Pattinson way just like he did on the Twilight commentary). Apparently Rob got rid of his beard and the mountain hobo look. Well, at least the “mountain”… He still kinda reminds me of a hobo. Plus he and TomStu sport the same beanie which earns them the title “Beanie Twins”. The fans go crazy, download all the pictures and then start hating on the stalkerazzi for being so intrusive. Half an hour later I promise to turn those “evil pics” into a lovely little Valentine’s photo love story. So watch out, cause I’m intending to keep that promise

To distract us from the Beanie Twins and probably from work as well, some super hot Spaghetti Shower / Bedroom Remember Me stills are released. And yes, they made me swoon over Rob once more. Sexy all the way!

Okay, now I guess I’ve lost you for the rest of the day. Cause you’ll probably be swooning over those schmexy Rob pics for the rest of the day. Which is completely fine by me.

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Off to prepare “Taylor day” tomorrow here on HTD

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Wow, after we hab basically NOTHING to talk about for so long, there was quite a lot going on in the last few days! Did I miss anything? I mean besides the Runaways poster… Sorry, I’m just not that big a fan of La Stew Like the pics I posted? Excited for my Rob and TomStu photo love story? Cause I am… Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(video: YouTube; images: Twifans, Twicrackaddict)

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