You know what we haven’t done in a while? A new episode of our little series called finding our blog via google! Since the list I keep for that gets longer and longer I thought it was time to thin it out a bit by sharing some highlights with you!
bella is a dumb bitch for not going for jacob: Uhm, hardcore Team Jacob anyone?
cgi abs in new moon: Oh, you mean Rob’s airbrushed on abs? Yeah well, we can’t deny that…
are those taylor lautner real abs in new moon: Yep, in contrary to Rob’s airbrush-abs (see above) Taylor hit the gym and consumed a year’s supply of meat patties in only one month in order to gain 30 pounds of pure muscles. Or something like that. You know, the story he tells in every single interview he ever gave since Twilight? That’s what I’m talking about.
how to email robsessedpattinson.com: I don’t know, why don’t you hop over to their site and ask them? Or just click on that pic under which they wrote “click HERE to e-mail us”? Alright? Fine! Glad I could help you! Oh, and tell them thanks from me for always putting up all the newest Rob-pics! Some days I would be lost without them…
bobby long porn: You mean Rob’s friend Bobby Long? The one who once gave his shirt to Rob so we blogged about him? Hm, sorry, I NEVER made Bobby Long porn… If you are looking for let’s say Rob-porn or hot Twi-cast porn, then just click HERE! Or send over your personal Bobby-porn collection so that I can use it in my post next time he is out and about anywhere with Rob.
bobby long fanfiction: Nope, sorry to disappoint you again! After confessing I did NOT make Bobby Long porn I now have to tell you that neither did I write Bobby Long fanfiction where he and Rob get it on backstage after one of Bobby’s concerts because Rob was so turned on by Bobby’s plaid shirt. Sorry!
9 year old twilight cakes: 9 year old cakes? Uhm, wouldn’t they be rotten and smelly and disgusting after 9 years? Or do you mean you want a Twilight cake for your nine year old kid? In case that’s it, no! Just NO! I mean, no nine year old would really like Twilight. Because she (I HOPE it’s a girl and not a boy we’re talking about here) would simply not “get it”. The only reason a little girl would fall in love with Twilight was if you were one of those crazy Twimoms and MADE her like it. So just get het a princess Arielle cake instead, will you? You know, same story (girl changes who she is for the love of her life and happily ever after) only WAY more appropriate for little girls! WIN!
banana on the beach: Uh yes, we definitely blogged about bananas at the beach! Check out Zelda’s post HERE! Honestly, READ IT! But hey, be warned! It might contain pics of Jackson wearing a Skinsuit… Just saying!
blogs about birth control pills: Well yeah, we DID mention birth control pills quite a lot around here. So smart of you to look that up on the internet before you end up pregnant with a half-human half-vampire demon child on which the only revenge you can take is to name her Renesmee. I wish Bella had been as smart as you! Would have spared me some serious WTF-moments…
And with that I leave you. Sometimes I really wonder what some of those people think when they google all this stuff and then end up HERE…
Off to finish the next chapter of my Bobby Long fanfic… Just kidding!
Are you one of the people who found our blog via Google? What did you type in? Or maybe not Google? How else have you found us? We wanna know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!
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