Is this how you found us?

You know what we haven’t done in a while? A new episode of our little series called finding our blog via google! Since the list I keep for that gets longer and longer I thought it was time to thin it out a bit by sharing some highlights with you!

bella is a dumb bitch for not going for jacob: Uhm, hardcore Team Jacob anyone?

Let's swoon over Taylor's REAL abs before he finally announces he's actually gay...

cgi abs in new moon: Oh, you mean Rob’s airbrushed on abs? Yeah well, we can’t deny that…

are those taylor lautner real abs in new moon: Yep, in contrary to Rob’s airbrush-abs (see above) Taylor hit the gym and consumed a year’s supply of meat patties in only one month in order to gain 30 pounds of pure muscles. Or something like that. You know, the story he tells in every single interview he ever gave since Twilight? That’s what I’m talking about.

how to email robsessedpattinson.com: I don’t know, why don’t you hop over to their site and ask them? Or just click on that pic under which they wrote “click HERE to e-mail us”? Alright? Fine! Glad I could help you! Oh, and tell them thanks from me for always putting up all the newest Rob-pics! Some days I would be lost without them…

bobby long porn: You mean Rob’s friend Bobby Long? The one who once gave his shirt to Rob so we blogged about him? Hm, sorry, I NEVER made Bobby Long porn… If you are looking for let’s say Rob-porn or hot Twi-cast porn, then just click HERE! Or send over your personal Bobby-porn collection so that I can use it in my post next time he is out and about anywhere with Rob.

bobby long fanfiction: Nope, sorry to disappoint you again! After confessing I did NOT make Bobby Long porn I now have to tell you that neither did I write Bobby Long fanfiction where he and Rob get it on backstage after one of Bobby’s concerts because Rob was so turned on by Bobby’s plaid shirt. Sorry!

Do NOT get this for your kid!

9 year old twilight cakes: 9 year old cakes? Uhm, wouldn’t they be rotten and smelly and disgusting after 9 years? Or do you mean you want a Twilight cake for your nine year old kid? In case that’s it, no! Just NO! I mean, no nine year old would really like Twilight. Because she (I HOPE it’s a girl and not a boy we’re talking about here) would simply not “get it”. The only reason a little girl would fall in love with Twilight was if you were one of those crazy Twimoms and MADE her like it. So just get het a princess Arielle cake instead, will you? You know, same story (girl changes who she is for the love of her life and happily ever after) only WAY more appropriate for little girls! WIN!

banana on the beach: Uh yes, we definitely blogged about bananas at the beach! Check out Zelda’s post HERE! Honestly, READ IT! But hey, be warned! It might contain pics of Jackson wearing a Skinsuit… Just saying!

blogs about birth control pills: Well yeah, we DID mention birth control pills quite a lot around here. So smart of you to look that up on the internet before you end up pregnant with a half-human half-vampire demon child on which the only revenge you can take is to name her Renesmee. I wish Bella had been as smart as you! Would have spared me some serious WTF-moments…

And with that I leave you. Sometimes I really wonder what some of those people think when they google all this stuff and then end up HERE…

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Off to finish the next chapter of my Bobby Long fanfic… Just kidding!

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Are you one of the people who found our blog via Google? What did you type in? Or maybe not Google? How else have you found us? We wanna know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Google and Twitter)

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Our HTD Undercover Agent Alkonyat finally speaks out

So after teasing you for two days, today you finally get all the details about the Rob-meeting! Since we always try to prepare awesome posts including the latest Twi-News, we got undercover agents all over the world holding their eyes and ears open for us… or rather for a glimpse of Rob in this case. Two days ago our Hungarian connection who goes by the codename Alkonyat (she said she chose it cause that’s Twilight in Hungarian… I’m sure she just chose it cause it’s hard to pronounce for me… ) sent her super secret operating report straight to our HTD-lair of awesomeness. Enjoy the most amazing parts of said report here written in italic. My comments are in turquoise. Ready? GO!

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So… as I’m sure you know, Rob’s arrival to Hungary was totally unexpected – we knew he would come, but only sometime during the second week of April.(This DOES sound like a super secret operating report! See, I’m NOT making it all up THIS time!) The first photo of him at Budapest airport came at around 10 pm on Saturday – I think that’s the reason why there were no more than about fifty or sixty fans around the area where the filming took place on Sunday morning. We were relatively quiet, there was no screaming, no fainting, no embarrassing fangirling – we were in almost complete silence during the shots. I think we were the most disciplined fans Rob has ever seen… (Oh yes you were! Want proof? Then check out the video from later in the evening!)

Just in case you didn’t understand it properly, he says “Köszönöm, hogy csendben voltatok!” which means “Thank you for being quiet!”. Oh yes Alkonyat, Rob loves you. Plus he sounds sexy in Hungarian. Is that a surprise? I mean he sounds sexy in every language but the smile and everything make this somehow seem even sexier… Yes dear Hungarian fans, I may or may not envy you at this point… Now let’s go on with the report!

We gathered where his caravan was, and waited for him to appear. He was shooting scenes (repeating every one of them at least six times) with Kristin Scott Thomas quite far from us, so we didn’t see much. At around 1 pm he got into a car – we barely saw him disappear behind the dark windows – and left the place – to have lunch, I assume – but approximately an hour later the car brought him back. He came back wearing his own jacket, ahhhhh, he was so… so… Rob. (His own jacket, which everyone recognizes immediately seeing that he only has about two different ones) Typically, I can’t find any photos I took then, I must have been in shock or something... That was a priceless moment. Rob got out of the car, and the small group of his Hungarian fans stood there motionless, mouth hanging open, as if the breath had been knocked out of us, some of us flawlessly imitating KStew’s gasping… I bet Rob didn’t even notice we were there… (Oh I bet he did. And I bet he got SO turned on by all the Kristen imitations. Nothing is sexier than KStew’s pick up tricks, trust me! )

He got into the caravan, then came out and went to shoot a scene, then got back into the caravan again – it went like this for a few hours. After the second similar round, when the caravan’s door opened, some of us let out a very modest version of a scream and Rob made a huge mistake – he stepped out and shot a smile at us. We were considerably louder afterwards, but still, it was nothing compared to RM premiere in London, for instance…

Later in the afternoon, a lot of oblivious foreign tourist came and stopped to look around, so ‘intimacy’ was briefly lost. We made sure they remained oblivious, though.

Tourist A: „What’s going on here?”
Rob’s Hungarian fans:”We don’t knooooow…”
Tourist B: “Is it some Jane Austen novel they are filming here?”
Rob’s Hungarian fans: „We don’t knoooooow…”

You get the picture. Rob is OURS for now! (Gosh you’re so skilled! Fooling unsuspecting tourists… See, we really train our HTD special agents well!)

Luckily, at around 5 pm, the crowd started to disperse – Rob was even farther from us then, so there was nothing to see, I guess. All we saw was that Rob had to run across the street for a scene so many times that we lost count. (Perhaps the director didn’t like the cutely funny way he runs?) (Wait! He had to RUN? Haha, it gets better and better! And you earn +points for calling Rob’s lightning speed running “cutely funny”! Oh how I love to see him running… And dear readers, OF COURSE we got a video of that! Oh how I wish YouTube had a slowmo function…)

After a time he got back into the caravan again and we thought everything was over because they started to remove all the stuff they used and clean the street. There were no more than fifty people there then, so the security guys were very relaxed, they even removed the only barrier that separated us from Rob, and I was standing there, across from his caravan, the camera shaking in my hands… The caravan door slowly opened and… Jesus… that was the moment when I almost fainted. I guess you know the photos I took then.

A little sneak peek for those of us who have NOT been there

But it was not the end, not yet. Filming continued on another street, a few hundred metres away from the first location. They filmed two or three scenes there (one with Rob running, again, the one I made the video of). Soon it started to get dark, and there were more and more people again, so I didn’t get close to Rob again. He left at 7 pm. He smiled and waved before he got into the car, and everyone screamed a bit.

That was everything. I still can’t believe I saw him, that I was there ‘with him’ all day… Incredible.

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Yes, I got more pics than just that one. But I’m keeping them for now cause I want to do a Bel Ami special with ALL the pics so be patient. You’ll get rewarded in the end, promise! So dear Alkonyat, THANKS SO MUCH for sending me that novel of an e-mail and letting me post it! I owe you! Plus I wish I had been there with you. You’re the very first of all our readers who met Rob and shared the story with us. Oh and btw, I LOVE all the pics and stuff you sent me but I kept my promise to NOT post them all here. Thanks!

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Off to recruit more HTD special agents

Soul

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PS: Tomorrow we talk about the Easter gift Stephenie Meyer is NOT giving us and the book she wrote while she did NOT finish Midnight Sun…

PPS: Wanna become one of our awesome undercover agents? We equip all of them with a special robsessed camera, as proves the following picture where EVERYTHING is blurry except Rob

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Just “Happy Birthday” isn’t enough this time…

Today’s the big day! It’s the birthday of my blog-partner / internet-wife / accomplice in crime Zelda. So enjoy this special post I prepared for this occasion! Ready – set – go!

Because I knew you would want Rob to show up to your party and because I know Rob sometimes forgets things I called him yesterday to remind him of your big day. This was when the following conversation took place:

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"Tomorrow? What IS tomorrow?"

Soul: Hi Rob, it’s me! I just wanted to make sure you haven’t forgotten what day tomorrow is…

Rob: Tomorrow? Uhm, what is tomorrow?

Soul: Zelda’s birthday! Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten about it! Rob, you promised me you would show up!

"Oh no, I forgot about Zelda's bday!"

Rob: Damn, I completely forgot it. All that Remember Me press junket got me a little confused… sorry.

Soul: Alright, good that I called again then. So you’ll come over in the evening! And don’t forget to dress up properly!

Rob: Dress up? Hm, let me check my closet… I got one of Tom’s plaid shirts here and the Stoli shirt. Stoli is vodka, vodka means party, so the Stoli shirt is perfect! Right?

"Ah Soul, you saved my ass!"

Soul: The one with the holes in it? No effing way! You won’t wear that! I said dress up PROPERLY! Okay Rob, I’m not your personal assistant (unfortunately…) but because I knew it would end up like this, just go over to your bed! See the stuff that I sent you lying there? Put that on and you’ll be fine!

Rob: You sent over clothes? Ah Soul, you’re so awesome! I have no idea what I would be doing without you.

Soul: Yeah right, you’re welcome. Just put it on and show up, okay?

Rob: Uhm wait, is this my suit from the Oscars? I loved that one!

Soul: Yes, we loved that one too! But don’t forget to put on the rest as well!

"Argh, don't remind me of the BAFTA hair!"

Rob: The rest? There’s more? Let me see… Oh no Soul, NO WAY! A party hat? That will ruin my sex hair…

Soul: I’m not discussing this with you! I saw what you did with your hair at the BAFTAs, so wear that hat!

Rob: No, I will look like an idiot!

Soul: Rob, WEAR THAT DAMN HAT!

Rob: And those glasses? Are you kidding me?

Soul: WEAR THOSE GLASSES!

Rob: But honestly, I can’t be bothered to wear that shirt as well! have you seen it? You can’t make me wear that!

Soul: Rob, WEAR THAT SHIRT! We’re not discussing that here! You’ll show up at 6pm wearing that suit, the hat, the glasses and the shirt! You would have forgotten about Zelda’s birthday party if I hadn’t called to remind you so you owe me something!

Rob: Can I at least bring my yellow manbag then?

Soul: No, definitely NOT! Why would you want to do that?

"There are Hot Pockets and Heinekens at Zelda's? Brilliant!"

Rob: Uhm… you know… my emergency supply of Hot Pockets and Heinekens is in there.

Soul: Don’t worry, I stocked Zelda’s fridge with a 6 months supply, so you won’t have to leave her flat except for the Eclipse premiere in June.

Rob: Oh Soul, you’re so awesome! You know exactly what I need!

Soul: Yes, I know. No problem. So see you tomorrow!

So now you probably can’t wait to see Rob in his super spectacular party outfit I picked for him, huh? Alright then, have a look!

Also Rob and I planned a fantabulous birthday present for you! He had such a bad conscience that he had ALMOST forgotten about your party that he agreed to do a remake of every movie you want with you and him in the leading roles! So here are some examples we came up with:

I know this is the most wonderful birthday present you have ever gotten in your life. Yeah, you’re welcome! So have a wonderful birthday, a huge delicious cake and may all your wishes come true! Oh yes, and feel free to print those movie posters out to hang them up everywhere across your flat! Cause I know that’s what you want to do…

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Off to put the finishing touches on your real life present (you know, the one that I can give you in front of your family and friends )

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A HUGE thanks to F_Muse and Kiyokamori for helping me to make Zelda’s birthday post really special! Thanks F_Muse for the idea with the “I love wolves” shirt and all the other little things. And please give all a massive round of applause to Kiyokamori, who especially for Zelda’s bday got and installed Photoshop, taught herself how to do it and then made half of those movie posters above and sent them over all in less than one day! Can you believe that? This girl is AWESOMESAUCE! Honestly dudettes, what would I have done without you?

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Wanna wish Zelda a happy birthday as well? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: google, Robsessed and Letterstotwilight; all modified by the awesome Kiyokamori and me)

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Why Soul changed allegiance – or how Rob could dazzle us with full time hotness!!

In accordance to Soul’s post from two days ago (and partly to try and make up for writing hardly any posts these days ) I came up with this thought:

When Soul says that she saw the light again yesterday, or in other words, “rediscovered the robsession”, I wonder…. well, what made her forget about it at all?

Rob and his new competition, a bunch of sexy wolves!!

People who want to defend Rob in every possible way will probably say now: Alright, when Twilight came out, Rob was kind of the only hotty around (except for Emmett and of course Jazz, but honestly, their roles were very limited^^), and then with New Moon, he suddenly had a whole bunch of competition in the form of extremely good-looking werewolves!! That just made people kind of neglect Rob a bit. But he was still hot!!

Rob looking like a bum....

Well…. shut up, I’d say to them!! In my eyes, it’s Rob’s own fault that Soul and many others out there forgot about him and started swooning over werewolves, or other actors, or even over real people in their real lives again (yeah, haha, I know….!!^^): Because Rob just let himself go. And not just from time to time, like he did sometimes, when we saw pics of him after a long night, smoking a cigarette and having his hair all messed up like he had done all those things that night we always dream about doing with him… ah, yeah, that was kind of hot. But no, he started to really look savaged, kind of like a bum, often even being to drunk to button his shirt right. Whereas his new competition, aka Taylor…. well, did we ever see a picture of him not looking just perfect? No, never.

....whereas Taylor has full-time style!!

His hair is always done, he’s always shaved, he always smiles, and is always nicely dressed(means his clothes don’t have any holes in them and look like they even get to see a washing machine from time to time).

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So who is still surprised that Soul changed allegiance and went over to team Jacob? Because I’m not. Well, I consider myself as team Jasper anyway, but still, I understand her in every possible way when she says Rob kind of lost his attraction for her. Because he did for me, too. I’m actually able to differ between Edward and Rob for once. And Edward is still hot, and will always be, whereas Rob looks more and more like a bum and reminds me more of Pete Doherty than of the sexy vampire he used to be.

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Off to look at some pics of Rob from the “good old times” (because they’re the only ones worth looking at^^),

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Well, what do you say? Are you still “robsessed”, even after you saw the bum-pics? Do you also think Rob’s letting himself go? Do you mind?? Tell us about it, leave a comment!! Oh, and follow us on Twitter. Why? Because you can!!

(pictures: google)

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How I saw the light again aka Soul’s robsession revival

Have you noticed we haven’t had a simple “Oh damn Rob is so hot” post in quite a while? Cause we haven’t. Wanna know why? Hm, I guess Zelda could have swooned over him a bit but she hardly writes posts these days. And as far as I’m concerned, well, Rob just kind of didn’t do it for me anymore. Yeah, I just said that, but notice I said “did”? Noticed the headline?

They do WHAT? Well, I don't care!

First of all, he has never really been my type. I usually prefer the dark, athletic and muscular kind of guy. And -sorry to say- but none of that applies to Rob. I’m actually one for the werewolf-type.
So, thanks Stephenie for all the shirtless wolfpack hotness! Nevertheless there was a time when I could look at pics of Rob and think “Damn, he’s hot! I would totally do him, no matter where…” I would look at every single outtake of every single photoshoot and watch every single interview and love the way how he’s somehow dorky and his laugh and everything. But then suddenly it was all gone. I didn’t care when the hand-holding in Paris pics came out or when my little cousin Carlie took pics with Rob about two weeks ago.

Then, yesterday evening it happened. I was at the gym and got my mp3-player out. Yes, I’m oldschool like that, I still haven’t got an ipod… I was searching for a special song but must have miscalculated and instead ended up at… Never think, the song Rob did for the Twilight soundtrack, the one featured in the restaurant scene. And I though hey, why not, I used to like that one so why not let it play now just for old times sake. And I died! How could I have forgotten how much I like this song? All the memories came up. The hot pictures, the songs (even though he doesn’t like that he did them for the soundtrack, I don’t care).

Rob being Edward... and damn HOT!

Even the first time I saw the movie back when I was still in love with (how we now affectionately call her) Cathy the Cougar’s work. How I thought Rob (even though I didn’t know his name back then) looked mysterious. And hot. Oh how I had once loved Twilight and then apparently never watched / read it again. Last time I’ve seen the movie? Back in september. I mean, there are things in that movie I kind of hate, but all in all it was always great to watch it. So I searched YouTube for a Never Think video for this post and wanted one with all my favorite Bella and Edward Twilight scenes. Have you ever noticed how many people tried to cover that song? And failed miserably? Guess I have to make a post out of it… But after ten minutes I finally found one with almost all the scenes I wanted. So let’s listen to it now to celebrate the return of my robsession aka my refound ability to write hot posts about Rob’s sexyness to make new Robporn again!

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Off to watch AND read Twilight again PLUS make new Robporn

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What about you? Are you still as obsessed with fond of Rob as you were in the beginning? How did you fall for him in the first place? The hot pics? The interviews? The music? Simply the fact that he played Edward Cullen? We want to know! So leave a comment or write an e-mail!

(images: google; video: YouTube)

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How to dazzle us with Twilight cakes… Really?

What to do if you don’t know what to write about? Simple! Just type in Twilight and any random other word on google images and you’ll be overflowed with awfullness awesomeness. I tried “Twilight cake” and five days before Christmas I think this is the perfect thing to get us into a festive mood. So here’s what I found:

Let’s start with a few examples of “try to cram everything twi-related ever onto one single cake”

Well, all I can say is that sometimes less is more. I mean honestly? An apple, the tulips, the torn ribbon, the chess pattern, a red pawn AND a white queen? Uhm, that’s quite a lot… Just saying. Although the one on the left is still kinda pretty. Well, kinda… I wonder how that tastes, I’ve never eaten a cake that’s black on the outside. Black simply doesn’t look that delicious to me, sorry! Can’t help it…

Okay, so what’s up with this cake? At first I thought those were Edward and Bella. Being a little fat. But take a closer look! The one sitting wears jorts! And a leather string around his ankle. So this is Jacob? Honestly? Shouldn’t he be shirtless and showing us his abs? And I’m not quite sure, but does he still have the long hair? If you add such details as the leather string, shouldn’t you know that this means he is already a werewolf and therefor has short hair? I hope that the other one is really Edward (Well, book-Edward from the color of his hair) and that I didn’t mistake him as well… Cause who knows? If I thought what turned out to be Jacob was Bella at first I shudder to think of who “Edward” really is…

It’s Stella’s 10th birthday and this girl already has a Twilight cake? I bet her (Twi-)mum ordered it as a present for herself. Or has this former 9-year-old girl really read Twilight? If she has, poor girl! Cause she’ll compare every guy available to Edward. For the rest of her life. And then end up all alone… But back to the cake! I mean it’s still pretty nice, but the picture on top? Dear Stella’s mum, you could have chosen any picture in the whole wide world showing Edward and Bella (or Rob and Kristen, cause she’s 9 so she wouldn’t notice the difference as long as they were both dressed up and not Stoli-pub-Rob and black-mullet-KStew) and you went for this one? Why? Kristen looks beautiful in it, yeah. But Rob? This is super-creepo-I’m-on-crack-Rob! With gay hair. And smokey eyes. And wearing lipstick. Showing us his non existant muscles. Couldn’t you have picked a supersexy pic of him so that I could now be swooning over the whole cake? Well, think about it next time! Or just come over and ask me if you need help. Cause I got about 863 uhm a couple of really hot pics of Robward…

Wow, have a closer look to take in all the details here! There’s a different Twilight quote on each level. The “You’re my life now”, the “Superhero / bad guy” and the “lion / lamb” quote? Plus a real red ribbon and a real chess figure. And Edward holding the apple. Standing on a piece of his meadow he brought with him to decorate the top of the cake himself. Plus red painted feathers stuck into the cake? Uhm, now that’s disgusting. Those weren’t feathers but a special kind of tulip (I can’t really remember the proper name) on the New Moon cover. And you shouldn’t have stuck them into the cake…

Wow,this post is already so long and I got so much more awful awesome pictures… Guess I’ll just make a part 2 soon. But of course we don’t want you to think we’re doing nothing but hating on every Twicake possible. In fact I found a few I really liked! Maybe someone could get me one of these for my next birthday (*hint hint hint*). So to cure your eyes a bit enjoy now some of the amazing Twicakes! Yes, they exist!

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Off to bake my own Christmas Twicake

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PS: Zelda is kind of MIA over the next few days. I hope she didn’t walk out on me after my confessions and comes back on monday as she has said she would. Do you think I should get her this Zelda – The Twilight Princess cake I found while preparing this post?

What do you think about these Twi-cakes? Awesome or awful? Did someone get you one for your birthday? Btw Twinerd award for the first one who comes up with the real name of the New Moon tulip! Leave a comment or e-mail!

(images: google)

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How to dazzle everyone with hot Twi-cast porn Vol.1

Yep, you heard me right. I just said porn. But be assured I didn’t mean this in any perv kind of way. Know Rob-porn? It’s something the LTT-Ladies invented. Or at least that’s were I got the term from. And because I loved what they did so much, I decided we just start making our own hot Twi-cast porn here at HTD. Today it’s saturday, so lay back and start your weekend by enjoying the wonderful stuff we created for you!

Uhm, yes! I guess that’s something we all can’t wait to see…

Oh yes, I do. Why wait for february if we can just move to Georgia…

Oh Alex, you know me so well… And you’re totally right. I love when you do this!

Mmmh, I love me some dessert. Usually it’s Panna Cotta or something containing Chocolate, but I wouldn’t say no to that one either…

Okay, this one is for Zelda. Because she kind of has a thing for Jasper. Guess what! She even likes his hair / bad wig…

Zelda, girl? Are you still here? Guess she just fell down unconscious… Hm, hope she’s back tomorrow with her post.

Okay, that’s it for today. Wanna see more hot Twi-cast porn? Then keep coming back! Cause we decided to make a series out of it just like we did with the funny Monday stuff. So check out what we come up with next week!

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Off to make some more Twi-porn to print out and place over my bed

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Like our hot Twi-cast porn? Made some for yourself? Wanna share your favorite ones? Then do so in the comments or send an e-mail!

(images: google, modified by me; Yeah, I’m that talented… )

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How to dazzle us with the Robert Pattinson plaid collection

After all the fuss about New Moon and inventing our brandnew “funny Monday stuff” series yesterday I felt like I finally need a break from all that Taylor Lautner wolfpack hotness. Therefor I decided to go back to the roots and dedicate this post to a person we have neglected far too much lately… Robert Pattinson! To prevent this from ever happening again, today we proudly present the Robert Pattinson plaid collection. Cause honestly, what else could make you think of Rob as much as plaid can?

the plaid dad-bag: What else screams Rob as a combination of plaid and a dad-bag? Show him how dedicated you really are by carrying around this (maybe not so) stylish bag. I bet Rob envies you this great piece… or maybe he’ll just buy one himself. And then you can say you are the one who showed Rob  his bag and he liked it so much he simply had to purchase one for his own private collection. How cool a story is that?

the plaid laptop: Perfectly fitting into the dad-bag, here comes the plaid laptop in pink. Yeah, as if anyone of us needed another reason to think even more about Rob while on our laptops. It’s not as if we hadn’t already about one million folders with all the hot pics of him, all neatly organized. GQ, Vanity Fair, Harpers Bazaar (with our head photoshopped on Kristen’s body in every single picture of course…)…

the multi-plaid shirt: Wear all of Rob’s favorite plaid pattern’s all at the same time! How horrible awesome is that? Okay, to be honest I don’t really have the heart to put this pic in here. Cause it would kind of spoil the whole post. And it might cause eye-cancer (*false*). In case you want to see the shirt anyway (and trust me, it’s worth it if you can bear it…) just click here!

the plaid poster: Hang this one up directly over your bed to have the most wonderful vivid dreams about Rob… and you… getting it on. Oh no, wait, this was what I dreamt of yesterday… so uhm, perhaps you can dream about you and Rob sharing a Hot Pocket and a Heineken instead, cause that’s basically Rob saying “I love you”…

plaid bed sheets: Be prepared in case you ever meet Rob in a pub, follow our instructions and end up in your bedroom. These fantabulous bed sheets make sure Rob feels really comfortable, almost at home so to say. This one for example is my personal bedroom (*false*). I took the pic while Rob was taking a shower. See his old beloved Nikes standing right there in front of the bed?

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Off to see if Rob is still in my shower

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PS: Rob, I know you read this post. Because I know you have a google alert set for “plaid”. So here as a special gift from me to you, here comes a picture of me (*false*) wearing my supersexy plaid mini-skirt. Enjoy!

What did we miss? Any other great plaid stuff we should have included to our collection? Did you try the poster-trick? Did it work? Leave us a comment or send an e-mail, cause we want to know, honestly!

(images: google)

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How to dazzle us by finding our blog via Google Vol.1

Yeah, Zelda and I made it through our first month of blogging! We managed to publish a new post each single day and logged in eagerly everytime as soon as we got home just to see how many visitors we had. We realized that most of you had found us via google and what a luck, wordpress has this super handy dandy feature showing us what exactly people googled when they found our blog. And as the awesome Twilight-bloggers we are, we decided to share the best things here with you. So here we go:

"Hello...I'm Edward Cullen..."

‘hello, i’m edward cullen’: Oh really, you are? Wow… How did you like our blog? Could you call me? Or do you prefer if I call you instead? No problem, whichever way you want it (that’s what she said)! So just send me your number! And your adress as well, if you don’t mind! We could meet in a meadow. Did I mention I got a piano at home? You could play a song for me. Like my personal lullaby or something…

Aahh, the beloved Stoli shirt... rest in peace!

robert pattinson stoli shirt: Yes, we all love the famous stoli shirt. But I fear Rob won’t be able to wear it that much longer, unless he fixes all those holes in it. Maybe he would use the hotel sewing kit if you really beg him. Cause honestly, he doesn’t seem to mind the holes so much…

stephenie meyer forever dawn leaked: Really? Forever Dawn leaked? So did anyone follow our instructions and initiate the famous “Forever Dawn leak”? But tell me, why didn’t we receive a folder containing the “secret documents” then? This is awkward! Did anyone betray us, kidnap the always so friendly postman and steal the huge envelop with our address on it? I don’t hope so!

Tom Stu shirtless... technically. Want a sexier one? Guess you have to photoshop it yourself!

tom sturridge shirtless: Tom Stu shirtless? Well, we haven’t had that yet here on our blog. But just for you because this is how you found us and because we don’t ever want to disappoint our readers, here comes a special picture just for you! Today we exclusively present Tom Sturridge shirtless!

how to dazzle rob ii: Don’t know what the ii stands for, but concerning the rest, we wrote a great top ten list (Yeah, big surprise, I know…) of things you could do in case you meet Rob in a pub. If you meet him somewhere else, we’re trying to post a few more lists over the next couple of weeks. Any special place you intend to meet Rob at? Just send us an e-mail and we will put a new super-special top ten list together just for you. Promise! And then of course post it here for everyone to read. Sorry!

edward cullen facebook quiz: Yes, we all love those awesome Twilight quizzes. Zelda made quite a few. About 253 I guess. All just to prepare a really great post she wrote a few weeks ago, of course. As a professional journalistic recherche of course! The only one I have made yet said I separate guys into Edwards, Jacobs and Mikes and probably secretly write books full of fanfic… which I do (*false, the only fanfic I ever read was Wide Awake*).

the perfect edward cullen: The perfect Edward Cullen? So are you trying to say that there is a version of Edward Cullen that is not perfect? Are you sure? Cause honestly, I don’t think so! Isn’t that the crucial point why about every women in the whole world loves him so much? Because he’s perfect? You should think about that again. But in case you are interested in the perfect by nature version of our favorite vampire, just check out our posts. Or did you maybe mean the perfect Edward Cullen make-up? Cause we wrote a post about that as well. Yeah, I know, we’re so creative…

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How to dazzle us with stuff we do in honor to New Moon

So as Zelda and I are both currently not living in the US, we won’t be able to see New Moon until november 25th (Yeah, I know we already told you that yesterday…). We got tickets to the premiere but still we have to wait five days longer than the rest of you. Our life sucks! We’re so pissed I even considered flying to LA just to watch New Moon a few days earlier. But then I calculated that for the money I would have to invest in a flight ticket I could see the movie about 98 times on the big screen here. 54 times if I buy popcorn and a diet coke every time. 27 times if I always invite Zelda and buy popcorn and a diet coke to share with her. So I decided I can make it through five more days (four by the time this post gets published) by distracting myself with countless blog post. Honestly, I will be so productive! To shorten the time a bit I occupied myself by making a list of things Zelda and I will do in honor to New Moon before the movie finally premieres here. Another top ten list, of course! What else?

1. We will give each other nicely wrapped presents, try to open them, then throw them on the floor while dramatically screaming “Ouch, papercut!” I hope Jasper won’t be anywhere near us, otherwise this might end badly…

Jorts? Check. Tattoo? Check. Abs? Check!

2. We will buy some old motorcycles, find a sexy guy who teaches us riding those and then land ourselves in the emergency room. Honestly, we’re so sure to end up in the hospital…

3. We will cut off our old jeans to have the cool self-made jorts the wolfpack is wearing all the time.

4. We will go to a tattoo studio to get the original wolfpack-pride tattoo. Maybe we won’t be brave enough for that and just paint it on our arms with a black marker… unless we’re drunk as hell… Not impossible but improbable, so it will rather be the black marker version but whatever!

Oh please, let him be the one who saves us!

5. We will drive to a cliff near us. Well, there isn’t really a cliff near us but we’ll find one, promise! Then we will try cliff diving, totally unskilled but fearless nevertheless. Maybe we can hear Edward’s voice while falling down. Not very probable but worth a try. Because hey, it’s Edward’s voice we’re talking about here and there’s probably nothing I wouldn’t do for Edward…(*false…uhm, I think…*) At least someone (oh god, please let him be a sexy super-muscular Indian boy… shirtless!) is bound to think we’re trying to commit suicide and come to rescue us.

6. We will lend us a yellow Porsche and drive around like complete maniacs in honor to Alice.

7. We will travel to Italy to visit Volterra. I’ve already been there about 10 years ago with my family so it will be quite cool to go there again. Hope Heidi won’t catch us…

Shirtless Robward in all his glory

8. We will go to a church near us (something I haven’t done for years except for some friend’s wedding), take off our shirts (not our bras though, we’re not that slutty!) and walk out into the sunlight. Yeah, sunlight in november is pretty rare and it will probably be damn cold. But we’ll do it, in honor to New Moon. Yep, we’re so unbelievably dedicated! Then hopefully someone will run towards us and nearly knock us over… and so save us from us further embarrassment.

9. We will get airbrushed-on abs just like Rob has in the Volterra scene.

10. We will hold a vote on our mortality and whether we think Edward should bite us or not. (SPOILER: He should! Cause I feel like I so belong with him.)

Okay, you caught us… To be honest, we won’t do all of that stuff. Maybe five out of ten. We’ll take pictures for you though, promise!

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Off to look up where the nearest cliff is

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What else could we do in honor to New Moon? Did you do anything special for the premiere or before watching the movie? Leave us a comment or e-mail us!

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