Another month has passed. This means it’s time for our little finding our blog via Google feature again. You know, the one where we share stuff people googled when they ended up here on How To Dazzle. While most of the time it’s pretty boring stuff, we sometimes come across rather hilarious things. Maybe I should add here that these are all things people REALLY typed in on Google. None of this is made up!
icq pattinson: Uhm, I rather doubt that Rob is a huge fan of ICQ chats. But if he IS, then I guarantee you you won’t find his number by looking for it on Google. Or maybe I’m just pretending he doesn’t have ICQ cause I already have his number and don’t want to share… You’ll never know, that’s between Rob and me, sorry.
bella new moon shirtless: There was a scene in New Moon where Bella was shirtless? And I missed it? Damn! Also this makes me wonder, did ANYONE in this movie wear a shirt at all? Just asking…
heel fucking: Uhm, WHAT???
edward volturi kiss: Edward kisses the Volturi? And I missed that as well? Edward kissing Aro and Caius (Marcus was probably too bored to join)… Oh the sexyness of those images…
hot guys with sixpacks: Oh yes, we got a couple of these here at our blog. I can’t deny that one.
vagina dazzling: Uhm, WHAT??? Honestly guys, this is neither a porn nor a sex-blog nor are we the Cosmopolitan giving those super handy dandy sex-tips. Well, we might give a little sex-advice from time to time… but I doubt we’re the Twiworld’s Cosmopolitan.
Or are we? Maybe I just didn’t realize it until now…
gay twi-porn: Oh come on, now you are kidding me! Right? RIGHT??? I mean, what is gay twi-porn supposed to be? the Volturi getting it on? I’d rather NOT imagine that one…
Can you believe it? This is just a small amount of the google searches that end up on our blog. But why are most of them porn / sex related these days? what did we do to make all those creepy perverts / bored housewives / lonely Twigirls end up on our blog? Does anyone else have the suspicion that the one googling “vagina dazzling” was actually a guy? Do you think he was disappointed to end up here on our blog? Oh the fun I have reading through our google list everyday…^^
Off to find out how all those porn people ended up here
Do you have any explanation as to why we are so popular among sex-googlers (yep I made that word up!) lately? And how did YOU find our blog? Tell us all about it! Leave a comment or e-mail us!