Today’s the big day! It’s the birthday of my blog-partner / internet-wife / accomplice in crime Zelda. So enjoy this special post I prepared for this occasion! Ready – set – go!
Because I knew you would want Rob to show up to your party and because I know Rob sometimes forgets things I called him yesterday to remind him of your big day. This was when the following conversation took place:
"Tomorrow? What IS tomorrow?"
Soul: Hi Rob, it’s me! I just wanted to make sure you haven’t forgotten what day tomorrow is…
Rob: Tomorrow? Uhm, what is tomorrow?
Soul: Zelda’s birthday! Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten about it! Rob, you promised me you would show up!
"Oh no, I forgot about Zelda's bday!"
Rob: Damn, I completely forgot it. All that Remember Me press junket got me a little confused… sorry.
Soul: Alright, good that I called again then. So you’ll come over in the evening! And don’t forget to dress up properly!
Rob: Dress up? Hm, let me check my closet… I got one of Tom’s plaid shirts here and the Stoli shirt. Stoli is vodka, vodka means party, so the Stoli shirt is perfect! Right?
"Ah Soul, you saved my ass!"
Soul: The one with the holes in it? No effing way! You won’t wear that! I said dress up PROPERLY! Okay Rob, I’m not your personal assistant (unfortunately…) but because I knew it would end up like this, just go over to your bed! See the stuff that I sent you lying there? Put that on and you’ll be fine!
Rob: You sent over clothes? Ah Soul, you’re so awesome! I have no idea what I would be doing without you.
Soul: Yeah right, you’re welcome. Just put it on and show up, okay?
Rob: Uhm wait, is this my suit from the Oscars? I loved that one!
Soul: Yes, we loved that one too! But don’t forget to put on the rest as well!
"Argh, don't remind me of the BAFTA hair!"
Rob: The rest? There’s more? Let me see… Oh no Soul, NO WAY! A party hat? That will ruin my sex hair…
Soul: I’m not discussing this with you! I saw what you did with your hair at the BAFTAs, so wear that hat!
Rob: No, I will look like an idiot!
Soul: Rob, WEAR THAT DAMN HAT!
Rob: And those glasses? Are you kidding me?
Soul: WEAR THOSE GLASSES!
Rob: But honestly, I can’t be bothered to wear that shirt as well! have you seen it? You can’t make me wear that!
Soul: Rob, WEAR THAT SHIRT! We’re not discussing that here! You’ll show up at 6pm wearing that suit, the hat, the glasses and the shirt! You would have forgotten about Zelda’s birthday party if I hadn’t called to remind you so you owe me something!
Rob: Can I at least bring my yellow manbag then?
Soul: No, definitely NOT! Why would you want to do that?
"There are Hot Pockets and Heinekens at Zelda's? Brilliant!"
Rob: Uhm… you know… my emergency supply of Hot Pockets and Heinekens is in there.
Soul: Don’t worry, I stocked Zelda’s fridge with a 6 months supply, so you won’t have to leave her flat except for the Eclipse premiere in June.
Rob: Oh Soul, you’re so awesome! You know exactly what I need!
Soul: Yes, I know. No problem. So see you tomorrow!
So now you probably can’t wait to see Rob in his super spectacular party outfit I picked for him, huh? Alright then, have a look!
Also Rob and I planned a fantabulous birthday present for you! He had such a bad conscience that he had ALMOST forgotten about your party that he agreed to do a remake of every movie you want with you and him in the leading roles! So here are some examples we came up with:
I know this is the most wonderful birthday present you have ever gotten in your life. Yeah, you’re welcome! So have a wonderful birthday, a huge delicious cake and may all your wishes come true! Oh yes, and feel free to print those movie posters out to hang them up everywhere across your flat! Cause I know that’s what you want to do…
Off to put the finishing touches on your real life present (you know, the one that I can give you in front of your family and friends )
A HUGE thanks to F_Muse and Kiyokamori for helping me to make Zelda’s birthday post really special! Thanks F_Muse for the idea with the “I love wolves” shirt and all the other little things. And please give all a massive round of applause to Kiyokamori, who especially for Zelda’s bday got and installed Photoshop, taught herself how to do it and then made half of those movie posters above and sent them over all in less than one day! Can you believe that? This girl is AWESOMESAUCE! Honestly dudettes, what would I have done without you?
Wanna wish Zelda a happy birthday as well? Leave a comment or e-mail us!
(images: google, Robsessed and Letterstotwilight; all modified by the awesome Kiyokamori and me)
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