Sexy Sunday’s Brunch – Be prepared for major hotness

Phew, we made it through another week. And since this is Sunday and we could probably all take a little break from our daily life… What would be better than superhot manips of Rob? We’re talking Rob-porn so hot it would almost count as real porn here. Just saying. I found this gems on facebook and while some are really awesome, others are kinda… weird. Just not Rob, if you know what I mean. I guess you don’t right now. Here, simply find out for yourself and you’ll understand!

Suitwearing hotel room Rob with lots of liquor on his nightstand? Kinda reminds me of The Office…

Rob with superlow pants? Hell yes! But why does his hair look kinda yellow? Also I can’t really see Rob boxing a punching bag. He’s just not the sporty type I guess. Not that you hear me complaining though.

Bahaha, gardener Rob! I told you some were rather disturbing…

Alright, this one is REALLY GOOD! I might in fact have printed it out and hung it up right above my bed. Or maybe I didn’t because I was too afraid that if I ever led a guy into my bedroom he would see it and run away screaming. Hard choice, hot Rob or maybe hot guy I meet someday at a club? You’ll never know the truth! Unless you track me down in my HTD lair of awesomeness to see for yourself.

You know, I usually prefer hot pics of Rob alone and not the ones where he’s with another girl. Only this time this girl could well be me. So this is WIN! Plus it’s a pretty good photoshop job of Rob. And me, of course…

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Off to check on my gardener Rob… just kidding!

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So those were the more innocent pics. I still got the more uhm… mature ones stored away. Any favorites so far? Found other hot pics I could use in a future sexy Sunday’s Brunch post? Whatever it is, leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: Facebook)

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The Sun – Rob’s new wannabe BFF

Click to enlarge and read... or to just look at hot Rob pics

Yesterday our lovely reader and e-mail friend Tracy sent me over something she read in The Sun and of course I had to share it with you. So in case you haven’t read The Sun article yet, I got it here for you! In case you don’t like The Sun, click nevertheless, there’s a schmexy pic of Rob there! Sorry if a little part of the page is missing. It’s damn difficult to scan in such huge newspaper pages so Tracy had to split it up in two and then I photoshopped it back into one and it turned out that a little part got lost along the way but let me reassure you we did our very best!

My first thought was that Rob stole Edward’s New Moon tweed suit from the set and then wore it to the red carpet. At least it looks like tweed if you look really closely. But hey, whatever it is that he’s wearing there, it looks HOT! In fact this is one of the hottest pictures of him that came out in a long time. And the part where he says “They’re going to form these fantasies”… do you think he knows about that RPatz fanfiction I wrote last weekend? Just kidding, I haven’t written Rob fanfic… yet. He “shot to fame as tragic Cedric Diggory”? Are you sure about that? Cause I had no idea who that guy was! even though I looked up who played Edward after I first saw Twilight, his name didn’t ring a bell at all. Shouldn’t I have immediately recognized him if he had already shot to fame years before?

Suitporn CANCELLED - due to Rob looking NOT hot

Oh and thanks again for reminding us of the hair debacle of 2010 at the BAFTAs that made me cancel the suitporn I had already planned. And of course dear Sun you had to mention once again that he “confessed” his relationship with Kristen to you. Something that resulted from either Rob or your reporter being majorly drunk. But I already wrote a post about that so let’s not linger on this. But all in all it seems to me that The Sun is a huge Rob-fan. And right they are! I guess they just want to be his new BFF about as much as I want. Only that I would want it to be a friendship with benefits, ifyouknowwhatimean. Obviously he and I can’t have a proper relationship cause he already told you guys from The Sun about his secret love to Kristen (hahaha, LMAO) so I go for BFF with benefits instead. You gotta take what you can get, right? My favorite part in that whole article? The one where he says “I like shitty stuff. I still have a crap car lost somewhere in LA because I don’t recall where I parked it”. Honestly, this is just SO Rob, losing a car in LA, brilliant! But dear Sun aka Rob’s new wannabe BFF, could you do us a favor? Please never again mention that he once was a child model. Ever. Cause that’s the only reason why we make such things as Rob-porn. To forget that he once looked like this:

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Off to get boy model Rob out of my head by reading the RPatz fanfic I wrote… Just kidding!

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So what do you think about The Sun? Do they want to be Rob’s new BFF? Now that Tom Stu is on the road with Kristen obviously… And what about the child model pics? Can we just pretend that never happened? Can we claim it to Rob being young and needing the money? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(Sun-article: Thanks to Tracy for being my UK Rob connection! images: Google… never type in “Robert Pattinson shirtless”, cause that’s what you get…)

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Just “Happy Birthday” isn’t enough this time…

Today’s the big day! It’s the birthday of my blog-partner / internet-wife / accomplice in crime Zelda. So enjoy this special post I prepared for this occasion! Ready – set – go!

Because I knew you would want Rob to show up to your party and because I know Rob sometimes forgets things I called him yesterday to remind him of your big day. This was when the following conversation took place:

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"Tomorrow? What IS tomorrow?"

Soul: Hi Rob, it’s me! I just wanted to make sure you haven’t forgotten what day tomorrow is…

Rob: Tomorrow? Uhm, what is tomorrow?

Soul: Zelda’s birthday! Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten about it! Rob, you promised me you would show up!

"Oh no, I forgot about Zelda's bday!"

Rob: Damn, I completely forgot it. All that Remember Me press junket got me a little confused… sorry.

Soul: Alright, good that I called again then. So you’ll come over in the evening! And don’t forget to dress up properly!

Rob: Dress up? Hm, let me check my closet… I got one of Tom’s plaid shirts here and the Stoli shirt. Stoli is vodka, vodka means party, so the Stoli shirt is perfect! Right?

"Ah Soul, you saved my ass!"

Soul: The one with the holes in it? No effing way! You won’t wear that! I said dress up PROPERLY! Okay Rob, I’m not your personal assistant (unfortunately…) but because I knew it would end up like this, just go over to your bed! See the stuff that I sent you lying there? Put that on and you’ll be fine!

Rob: You sent over clothes? Ah Soul, you’re so awesome! I have no idea what I would be doing without you.

Soul: Yeah right, you’re welcome. Just put it on and show up, okay?

Rob: Uhm wait, is this my suit from the Oscars? I loved that one!

Soul: Yes, we loved that one too! But don’t forget to put on the rest as well!

"Argh, don't remind me of the BAFTA hair!"

Rob: The rest? There’s more? Let me see… Oh no Soul, NO WAY! A party hat? That will ruin my sex hair…

Soul: I’m not discussing this with you! I saw what you did with your hair at the BAFTAs, so wear that hat!

Rob: No, I will look like an idiot!

Soul: Rob, WEAR THAT DAMN HAT!

Rob: And those glasses? Are you kidding me?

Soul: WEAR THOSE GLASSES!

Rob: But honestly, I can’t be bothered to wear that shirt as well! have you seen it? You can’t make me wear that!

Soul: Rob, WEAR THAT SHIRT! We’re not discussing that here! You’ll show up at 6pm wearing that suit, the hat, the glasses and the shirt! You would have forgotten about Zelda’s birthday party if I hadn’t called to remind you so you owe me something!

Rob: Can I at least bring my yellow manbag then?

Soul: No, definitely NOT! Why would you want to do that?

"There are Hot Pockets and Heinekens at Zelda's? Brilliant!"

Rob: Uhm… you know… my emergency supply of Hot Pockets and Heinekens is in there.

Soul: Don’t worry, I stocked Zelda’s fridge with a 6 months supply, so you won’t have to leave her flat except for the Eclipse premiere in June.

Rob: Oh Soul, you’re so awesome! You know exactly what I need!

Soul: Yes, I know. No problem. So see you tomorrow!

So now you probably can’t wait to see Rob in his super spectacular party outfit I picked for him, huh? Alright then, have a look!

Also Rob and I planned a fantabulous birthday present for you! He had such a bad conscience that he had ALMOST forgotten about your party that he agreed to do a remake of every movie you want with you and him in the leading roles! So here are some examples we came up with:

I know this is the most wonderful birthday present you have ever gotten in your life. Yeah, you’re welcome! So have a wonderful birthday, a huge delicious cake and may all your wishes come true! Oh yes, and feel free to print those movie posters out to hang them up everywhere across your flat! Cause I know that’s what you want to do…

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Off to put the finishing touches on your real life present (you know, the one that I can give you in front of your family and friends )

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A HUGE thanks to F_Muse and Kiyokamori for helping me to make Zelda’s birthday post really special! Thanks F_Muse for the idea with the “I love wolves” shirt and all the other little things. And please give all a massive round of applause to Kiyokamori, who especially for Zelda’s bday got and installed Photoshop, taught herself how to do it and then made half of those movie posters above and sent them over all in less than one day! Can you believe that? This girl is AWESOMESAUCE! Honestly dudettes, what would I have done without you?

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Wanna wish Zelda a happy birthday as well? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: google, Robsessed and Letterstotwilight; all modified by the awesome Kiyokamori and me)

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Rob’s hair debacle of 2010 and a few theories about the Sun interview

Have you read the Sun’s article about Rob admitting that he’s with Kristen? Well, I hadn’t. I totally missed that one. But fortunately one of our dedicated readers scanned it for me and sent it over yesterday. If you haven’t seen it yet take a look HERE. After reading it I did what I always do when something like that happens in the Twi-world. I hopped over to Twitter. And woah, what should I say? EVERYONE was talking about it and going crazy and getting excited and stuff. So let’s chat it up, shall we?

First of all, I love that they photoshopped La Stew from the Elle event next to BAFTA-Rob. Obviously they didn’t like Kristen’s dress the evening before. At least that’s the only explanation I can come with. And then all the stuff Rob said to the interviewer… I got AWESOME theories about that one!

1. The reporter was drunk and confused. That’s why he accidently interviewed a random hobo behind a dumpster instead of RPattz. Cause EVERYONE knows that’s where Rob likes to hang out… obviously. Want proof? Here you go!

2. Rob was drunk and wasted and actually said those things to the reporter. Maybe he had consumed some drugs as well. At least that would explain his hair. Honestly, this was not just a bad hair day, this was far worse! That would have won a Razzie in the category worst wig… only it wasn’t a wig. No, alas it was his real hair. Rob, come on! What did you do? Smoke pot with KStew and then instead of using gel you took her bathing oil? And then dressing up in your one size fits no one suit instead of just wearing the one from the Oscars again? I have no idea… And don’t deny the smoking pot! Kristen wore a pot bikini when she was about 15 and we got those pics of her sitting on those stairs and definitely smoking SOMETHING. Want proof for that theory? Here you go!

Ah, sad times. This will forever be referred to as “Rob’s hair debacle of 2010″. So let’s hope that this was the only time for this year that he looked like that. I mean, honestly Rob, this caused me a lot of trouble! I had to cancel the suitporn post and everything… So next time you show up in a suit make sure you look HOT again! Kthxbye.

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Off to find that pic of KStew’s pot bikini

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So what do you think about my theories? And what is your theory for Rob looking like THAT at the BAFTAs? Is there any good explanation at all? Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(images: google; thanks again for scanning it and sending it over to me! A LOT!)

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How to dazzle us with the New Moon red carpet recap

Ok now, so here we go. More than half a day earlier than I expected, but there’s just so much that I wanna share with you.

First of all, big disappointment! Neither Catherine Hardwicke nor Solomon Trimble showed up. Fail! Whatever, let us enjoy all the other stuff we waited for with some pics and fashion first before we come to all the great interviews… Rob sported a nice suit and his beard and looked gorgeous. Of course. Didn’t expect anything else. Taylor looked great too, but I’m almost used to see him in a suit by now. Although I got to say he kinda looks like a younger version of himself on some of the pics I found. Kristen had a weird “those were curls before I walked through the wind-channel” hairdo but chose an absolutely dazzling Oscar de la Renta dress. Really awesome! Other New Moon stars with absolute winner outfits? Alex Meraz looking smoking hot in his Dolce & Gabbana suit he promised us to wear. Ashley Greene in that amazing red evening robe and Dakota Fanning in her cute elegant dress with dark-red killer-heels. Strangest outfit of the evening? Probably Gil Birmingham in what seemed to be half a cow at first but turned out to be a leather jacket with horses on it in the end. Yeah, crazy stuff. So here some of the pics:

Now after so much hotness, off to the interviews! We found out that Rob’s favorite cookie is white chocolate chip. Bet his mailbox will overflow now with all those cookies his fans already sent him. And then there was this great moment when Rob was asked what he would want to say to all those Twilight fans who camped out there for the past five days and he answered: “You are all completely insane!”

Here my two favorite interview videos so far (Well, I haven’t been able to watch all of them, there are so many it will take a couple of days to go through them all…):

Watch as Taylor Lautner gets way embarrassed and in the end promises again to take off his suit and show us his abs on November 20th!

And here great another bunch of great red carpet interviews. Just ignore the horrible background music!

My favorite part? “Best part about New Moon?” “It’s here, it’s now.”

So this is it for now. Keep on coming back for more news, pics, viedeos and other great stuff from the premiere as we manage to keep up with all the awesome stuff overflowing the interwebs! We still got amazing stuff in store for you, promise!

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Can’t believe it! It’s here, it’s now!

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(images: socialite life, celebuzz and twicrackaddict; videos: YouTube)

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