Yay everyone! Here I am once again! There’s not too much going on in the Twi-world right now so i decided to do a mesh-up of all the little thing along with my random ramblings. Sounds good, right? Here we go!
1. Some guy named Rami Malek is cast as Benjamin for Breaking Dawn
Yep, Rami Malek. That’s his name. If you don’t know who he is google him. And then let me know if you found anything interesting because I didn’t look him up on my own. And why should I? I mean, who the fuck IS this Benjamin guy? Or wait, is he the one with those strange “control the elements” powers? The Egyptian one? The one that strange old vampire whose name I forgot tries to hide from the Volturi? No sorry, I am NOT going to re-read Breaking Dawn just to look that up. It’s my least favorite of the four, remember? But feel free to find out which one Benjamin was and then let me know. Deal? Awesome!
2. There were rumors about bringing the Bree book to the big screen
Honestly? Why? Who cares about Bree? We’ve already seen half of that during Eclipse! Plus what kind of vampire movie would that be? One where they believe they die in the sunlight but then it turns out they just start to glitter? One where everything they do is play videogames? Yeah right, as if we didn’t get more than enough shit about half-assed vampires as it was… Do they think this would drag the guys into the cinema? Why? Because of hot sex-scenes between Riley and VIctoria and some brilliant Halo gameplay scenes? You’re right. That might actually work…
3. Ashley Greene films in Paris and is joined by Disney kids
Yes, I wrote “kids” on purpose. No matter how many fans she has Miley Cyrus is FAR from even being close to deserving the term “young lady”. And as if hanging out with Miley wasn’t enough, Ashley was repeatedly spotted having dinner, leaving the hotel etc in company of one of the Jonas brothers. The oldest one. Or at least that’s what I hope… Seriously, I don’t know anything about the Jonas brothers. I can’t even remember their first names. All I can tell you is, you better watch your purity ring, Nick! Or Ben! Or Dave! Or Brian! Or whatever your name is. You are the guys with the purity rings, right?
4. Rob is on a roadtrip through half the US
My Twitter timeline is exploding from all those Rob-sightings aka fans annoying Rob and forcing him to take a pic with them. The brilliancy lies in Rob’s absent face. I bet just like Bella does in Breaking Dawn, everytime someone asks Rob to take a pic, he takes a deep breath and goes off to his “happy place”, haha. So dear Rob, I would LOVE to give you some really useful roadtrip advice but to be honest, Zelda is the expert when it comes to living in a car and travelling half a country. Alas she is too busy with college right now but I promise we will make a top ten tips to have fun on a roadtrip list someday. Meanwhile just keep going on the way you started. If you refuse to wash your hair, shave and shower over the next two weeks as well I bet even the most hardcore fans aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa will give in and leave you alone eventually.
Off to NOT hang out with Miley and those Jonas boys
Are you still attracted to Rob after I posted that pic? Who the eff is Rami Malek? And how will I be able to remember his name? Also can we please take bets on how long that Jonas guy will keep his purity ring now that he is hanging out with Ashley? As always, comment or e-mail us!