Posted in Bree Tanner, Dudettes, Riley, vampires, Victoria, tagged abs, blufish27, Bree, Bree Tanner, Cullens, dudettes, Edward, Edward Cullen, Jasper, marshmallows, newborn army, Newborns, party, party hat, Quileutes, Riley, shirtless, sunlight, vampires, Victoria, wolfpack on July 25, 2010 |
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Here comes part two!
Everything is so much more fun with party hats
6.) Where did the Newborns live when they had a few days off? Did they built a camp or something? Would there have been “one day in newborn-camp” stories hadn’t they all been killed?
all the newborns hated each other there were 2 main “gangs”. 2 vamps who were the kind of leaders of the 2 groups and then the people who had “allied” with them bree didn’t belong to any of them. they stayed in abandoned houses with basements since they thought the sun would kill them during the day they would stay in i guess ignoring or plotting agains each other. They had to move often because sometimes they would get in fights and destroy the house they were staying at. they don’t really find out that they’re an army and start training until the end so for the most part they’re just doing nothing
Hm, sounds kinda boring. I really hoped they would build campfires to roast some marshmallows…
7.) If it is true that Bree calls Edward redhead all the time, does she have nicknames like that for other characters as well?
she does call edward the redhead, but i can understand why and it doesn’t bother me. Bella really appreciates and takes the time to study edward so she can afford to make distinctions between red and bronze. bree, is about to get killed is super afraid, i can understand why she doesn’t take the time to categorize edwards particular shade of redish/orange/brown. she doesn’t really have nicknames for the others, she just calls them the one with the black hair, the blonde one and things like that…
To be honest, I think the reason why I was so surprised that Bree calls Edward a redhead is because in my imagination he doesn’t have reddish hair at all. I simply ignored the facts and gave my imaginary Edward brown hair. Cause come on, bronze? What is that supposed to look like? Who the eff has bronze hair? I bet that isn’t even a real color!
8.) Did Bree have a chance to get a climpse at those hot shirtless Quileutes before they turned into wolves and the fight broke loose?
nope, she actually got late to the fight, that’s why she’s the only one that survived. also, remember the wolves were not in the clearing with the cullens. once she surrendered jasper made her close her eyes and covered her ears with his hands. she could still hear “something” like some howling and the thud of their hearts but she’s got no clue what it is. she thinks it might be some other kind of vampires. Riley keeps them pretty clueless about everything
She didn’t even get to see those hot shirtless Indian teenage boys? Damn, seems like she missed ALL the good stuff…
9.) Where there hot vamps in the Newborn Army that would’ve made it worth to switch to the dark side?
not that we could tell, bree doesn’t really go into a whole lot of details about what the other people look like except for diego who had dark curly hair
Let me think: No hot guys, no campfires to roast marshmallows and not one single glimpse at the wolfpack abs? I’m out!
10.) Do we get to know anything about Victoria? ANYTHING? Because THAT’S the bad vamp I would have loved to read a book about!
not a thing – she barely even shows up
Now that really disappoints me. Seriously, what annoyed me about this Bree book was that Bree is a character I do not care about in the slightest. Victoria on the other hand? Hell yes I would love to read a book about her! She’s fierce and cool. She’s got that special “escaping” ability, lost her vampire soulmate. That’s TRAGIC! And EPIC! THAT would have been the book I would’ve loved to read! That, or Midnight Sun…
Off to NOT join a Newborn army
PS: A HUGE thanks and BIG hugs to blufish27 for taking the time to answer all my questions. I never thought the Bree book could be that much fun. WIN! Maybe I’ll give it a try. Right after I read Midnight Sun.
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Posted in Alice, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Eclipse, Edward Cullen, Esme Cullen, Jacob Black, Jasper, werewolves, tagged Alice, Bella, Bella Swan, Carlisle, Charlie, Charlie Swan, Cullens, Eclipse, Edward, Edward Cullen, Esme, facepunch, fight scene, Howard Shore, Jacob, Jacob Black, Jasper, jorts, kidnap, kiss, leg hitch, nude, nude scene, Team Edward, Team Jacob, tent, tent scene, Twihard, wolfpack on July 11, 2010 |
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Guess what I found in that dusty back corner of our blog where we like to hide series we once started and then forgot about. Yep, top ten lists. In fact I used to be pretty good at putting those together and I thought maybe I should go back to it and make a list full of stuff I really want to see when I watch Eclipse for the first time. Now here comes the list!
Top ten things I want to see during Eclipse
Jump up on your seat NOW!
1.) Some insane Jacob-worshipping girl jumping up on her seat and yelling “TEAM JACOB” during the Bella and Jacob kiss.
2.) Above mentioned girl getting slapped in the face by some Team Edward Twihard yelling “FACEPUNCH” (Haha, that would already be two of the things on my stuff to yell during Eclipse list. WIN!)
3.) The scene where Alice kidnaps Bella. (Yeah, I KNOW that scene doesn’t exist in the movie. I want to see it anyway though so I put it on the list. Just in case. )
4.) The leg hitch. Always the leg hitch.
5.) A wolfpack nude scene. (Honestly, they cannot ALWAYS get their jorts out in time! )
6.) The Edward and Jacob fight scene. (Everytime I watch it on YouTube I hope that this time Charlie will NOT come out in time and they will start a REAL fight.)
Time to kick ass, Carlisle!
7.) The Cullens fighting the Newborns. (I wanna see Daddy Carlisle and Esme kick some vampire asses so bad!)
8.) The Jasper flashback. (Yep, that would actually have been Zelda’s thing to say but it’s true. I too wanna see southern soldier Jasper Whitlock on a horse.)
9.) Howard Shore’s score. (Say what you want, call me lame, I don’t care! You should know by now I have a composer crush on Howard.)
10.) The tent scene. (Because I know I’ll receive at least 963 hate comments within 2 minutes if I don’t put that on the list as well…)
Top ten lists are back in town y’all!
What were you excited for when you went to see Eclipse? Did anyone jump up and then get punched in the face while you were in the cinema? Let me know! Leave a comment or e-mail us!
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Posted in Eclipse, tagged Bella, Bella Swan, Bree, Eclipse, Edward, Edward Cullen, facepunch, golden bed sheets, Jacob, Jacob Black, jorts, kiss, leg hitch, Mike, ringtone, Team Jacob, things to yell, wolfpack, Zelda on July 1, 2010 |
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The very first Eclipse list is here! Plus this is the one where I dare you! Oh yes, you heard me right! I dare you to yell things during Eclipse! Not during your first time watching it, cause the first time is all about enjoying the moment (this might be an anti-TWSS sentence if something like this exists…). But I KNOW most of you will at least see it twice! So here is the deal! I dare you to yell at least one thing of the following list, record yourself while doing it and then send the file over to me. Then I will combine all the audio files aka throw all the HTD readers yelling the same thing together and make it my new ringtone. Plus I will live tape Zelda’s face when she hears my cell phone go off for the very first time. Awesome, right? No, this is not a joke! I’m dead serious! If you send me your audiofiles I will make them my ringtone! I NEVER joke about Twilight. You know me! Now here comes your list girls (and guys if we have any around here)!
TEAM JACOB! Honestly, yell that! Right here! I dare you!
1.) “TEAM JACOB” whenever Jake comes on screen (you know, just to annoy the 99.9857 % that are Team Edward)
2.) “LEG HITCH” during the famous Bella and Edward almost get it on in his brandnew bed with the golden sheets scene
3.) “BOOOH” every time Bella comes on screen (just for good measure… and because she loves being bothered by everything)
4.) “FACEPUNCH” when Bella slaps Jacob in the face for kissing her (in reminder of that awesome movie they watched together with Mike in New Moon you know)
JORTS POWER! (Plus optional BOOOH for Bella being in that pic)
5.) “WOLFPACK PRIDE” during the fight scene (cause those wolves DO rock) alternatively I would also accept if you went for “JORTS POWER” instead
6.) “IN YOUR FACE BITCH” when Bree gets killed (because the Bree book is NOT the one I wanted to read)
Before you start wondering whether or not I will yell all this stuff… Uhm no! Of course NOT! Cause that would be 1st-hand-embarrassing as hell and everyone would think I’m a crazy fangirl. Which would be okay if I was at a place where no one knows me. But there will be a huge number of people who are real life friends, colleagues and fellow students. That’s why I dare YOU to yell all that stuff. To keep the HTD honor up. Plus by doing it you prove that you are so much braver than me. So WIN WIN for you, right?
Off to wait for your first audio files to hit my inbox
Will you yell any of this during your 16th screening? Are you excited to see Zelda’s face when she first hears my new ringtone? What other stuff should people yell? And how lame is it that I couldn’t make a full top ten list? Leave a comment or e-mail us!
(images: Polyvore and Google)
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Posted in Alice, Bella Swan, Eclipse, tagged Alice, Bella, Bella Swan, bothered, chippendales, cliff diving, designer dress, Eclipse, Eric, Eric Yorkie, graduation, leg hitch, Melissa Rosenberg, Mike, Mike Newton, Tyler, Tyler Crowley, wolfpack on June 30, 2010 |
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Okay, I’m over my trailer trauma from yesterday. We can go back to normal now. Or no, wait! We can’t! Because half of you have probably already seen Eclipse by now while I still have to wait almost two weeks. (Don’t ask, I’m still pissed I can’t make it sooner…) Fortunately I have several of our good old top ten list posts prepared. All Eclipse themed of course. And I gotta say they pretty much rule. Plus remember when I said I want all of you who’ve already seen the movie to send in random quotes and then I’ll make up a post about them and it will be awesome? Well, the number of quotes I’ve so far received from readers is… zero! I was serious when I said that! Send me quotes! You might win a fake prize! So to get you all going I decided to keep the top ten lists for another day and start with a quote post. Since no one of you sent me something I had to look one up on Twitter. So if this is not an actual quote and maybe doesn’t even show up in the movie at all… blame the Twitter people! Or Summit (you know, not because it’s their fault, but because I simply love to blame them for pretty much everything ). Alright now, here comes the quote straight from Twitter Bella:
I’ll be there. And I’ll hate every minute of it. Promise.
To be honest, I think I might know where this one comes in. So let’s just ignore the obvious and think of some other scenes where Mel Rosenberg could have included this one. Shouldn’t be too hard considering that it is about Bella hating something. I mean, Bella pretty much hates everything. It’s part of her lifestyle, remember?
- Alice picked out super awesome designer clothes to wear during graduation and wants Bella to come over and try them on and OF COURSE Bella is bothered by that. Cause she’s insane. Just saying…
- The wolfpack wants her to join in their next cliff diving party so she pretends to hate to come over so they don’t get suspicious when in reality she’s checking their abs out for three hours straight.
- Mike Newton, Eric Yorkie and Tyler Crowley invited Bella to be the first one to ever see their version of a Chippendales show.
See, three scenes where it would make perfect sense for Bella to say that quote. Cause who would NOT be bothered by designer clothes or hot shirtless guys? The Mike Newton Chippendales thing is something completely different though… Bahaha, in fact I’m liking that idea better and better. Melissa Rosenberg should so have included that. You know this would for sure have been the highlight of the whole movie! Who would care about the leg hitch, the proposal or the tent scene if we could have Mike performing his best Chippendales moves? Yeah, I thought so too!
And now, keep those Eclipse quotes coming!
Which of those three possibilities is your favorite? And have you seen Eclipse yet? I really want you to send in quotes for me to blog about so don’t hesitate and just DO IT! Plus what is your opinion on the Eclipse movie? Good? Bad? Did they leave out your favorite part like they did with mine? Leave a comment or e-mail us!
(quote: via Twitter)
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Posted in Bella Swan, Breaking Dawn, Edward Cullen, Isle Esme, Renesmee, vampires, Volturi, werewolves, tagged baby, Bella, Bella Swan, birth scene, blood, Breaking Dawn, Catherine Hardwicke, Cathy Hardi, Edward, Edward Cullen, fangirls, fight scene, Isle Esme, Jane, Julie Cooper, Melissa Rosenberg, Papa Soul, purple's cool, Renesmee, Ryan, Sandy, Seth, sex, sex-scenes, the OC, Twimoms, vampire, vampires, Volturi, wedding, wolfpack, Zelda on June 23, 2010 |
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Before I get you all super excited for the Eclipse red carpet premiere tomorrow, let’s have a look at what Melissa Rosenberg said a few days ago about Breaking Dawn. No idea if she talks about part one or two, but it includes sex scenes so that’s a win no matter which way you put it! As per usual comments by me are in turquoise. Mel’s real statement is in dark red. You know, cause she talks about blood and making love and stuff so I thought red kinda fits…
Hi y’all! Not sure where some of you got the impression I intended to leave birth scene out of Breaking Dawn, (Uhm, no idea. Wishful thinking maybe?) but it’s inaccurate. (Damn! What a bummer! I hoped they might just leave out Renesmee completely) Of course the birth scene will be in there! And the sex scenes! (YAY! WIN! Down with fade to black! This woman knows what we want! Sex-scenes FTW!) And the feathers! And the blood! Perhaps you misinterpreted what I said about not needing to see BUCKETS of blood in order to convey the terror of the birth scene. (What? No buckets of blood? Why not? I so hoped we would get to see Bella vomiting FOUNTAINS of blood just like it’s described in the book! Now I’m So disappointed *please love how sarcastic I am*) But rest easy all!
Oh, just in case you have no idea who the eff Melissa Rosenberg is (Hi there Zelda ) she’s the screenplay-writer. You know, the one who came up with that famous “Purple’s cool” line. Not with the spider-monkey one though. That one we can still blame on Cathy Hardi. Also just in case you didn’t know that either, Mel Mel (as I lovingly call her) was the screenplay-writer for The OC! Aw, I loved that series so much! And it was WELL written! So much Ryan and Seth magic moments of hilariousness. And Sandy! I always kinda wanted him to be my dad (Sorry Papa Soul, but it’s true!). Any other nostalgic OC fangirls out there? Any haters? Say what you want but that series was damn well written! Thumbs up for that one Melissa. I know Breaking Dawn is probably a little trickier though. Not that Julie Cooper couldn’t absolutely keep up with Jane from the Volturi, that’s not the problem. It’s rather all that awkward stuff like let’s say… a demon half-vampire baby ripping Bella apart from the inside. Or basically just the baby itself.
Wait! We won't get to see a demon baby ripping Bella apart?
So if in doubt, simply leave out the pregnancy completely. Just give us a wedding plus Isle Esme sexy times for the first 90 minutes, then 30 minutes of vampire wolfpack bonding plus the appearance of the Volturi (simply pretend they showed up to check if Bella was still human) and then at the end Edward finally giving in and changing Bella. Properly. And not by unceremoniously plunging a syringe all the way into her heart. Cause that is NOT romantic. Or sexy. Or whatever. I liked your statement Mel, but just consider my awesome solution. I bet no one would complain if you took the freedom to make a few little changes. Cause NO ONE would miss Renesmee. Okay well, there might be a few insane Twimoms comitting suicide cause they named their children Renesmee and now she doesn’t even show up in the movie, but whatever. You can’t satisfie everyone (TWSS) so… PRIORITIES! Kthxbye.
Off to watch the first season of The OC again
Are you an OC fangirl just like me? Who was your favorite? Ryan or Seth? What about Melissa’s statement? Do you love that she promised us sex-scenes? What do you expect from Breaking Dawn? Do you think my new improved storyline is much better than Steph’s version? (Hint: IT IS!) Leave a comment or e-mail us!
(image: Google, once found by my wonderful internet wife Zelda)
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Posted in 100 Monkeys, Bella Swan, Eclipse, Jacob Black, Leah Clearwater, werewolves, tagged 100 Monkeys, abs, Bat for Lashes, Beck, Bella, Bella Swan, bitchface, Black Keys, Dead Weather, dream, Eclipse, Eclipse soundtrack, Fanfarlo, Hallelujah, Jacob, Jacob Black, Jake, Jeff Buckley, kwop kilawtley, Leah Clearwater, music, photoshop, sex, soundtrack, taylor, Taylor Lautner, tent, tent scene, Vampire Weekend, wolfpack on June 12, 2010 |
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Ready for the second part of the Eclipse soundtrack? Because I sure as hell am! So here are the next five songs on the list plus my thoughts plus random notes plus review. Oh, and the video again of course so that you can refresh your memory a bit and get into the right mood. Now let’s start!
***UPDATE: Sorry, they removed the video above. I tried to find vids of the songs to insert though***
06. Fanfarlo – Atlas:
I know this is probably a strange thing to say but it kinda reminds me of Jeff Buckley’s version Hallelujah. No idea why, it just does. At least at the beginning. Didn’t really get into it at the first listen but five times later it gets better. Maybe it’s one of the songs you have to hear several times…
07. The Black Keys – Chop and Change: Sorry, couldn’t find a video of that one. Plus I don’t remember it well enough from back when I listened to the soundtrack live stream to have an opinion about it. Which probably means it is not one of my favorites or I would still have it stuck in my head somewhere. But I can assure you it’s not that bad either or I’d already have at least ten different jokes ready about how bad it sucks. You know, just like I have with those 100 Monkey songs…
08. The Dead Weather – Rolling in on a Burning Tire:
Definitely NOT one of my favorites. Sorry, but I just can’t say I like this song. Probably the one I’m gonna skip EVERY SINGLE TIME. Also please ignore that super awkward, super horribly photoshopped poster that’s there during the complete video.
09. Beck and Bat for Lashes – Let’s get Lost:
Yay, video with lyrics just in case you don’t understand what they’re singing. I loved some of the old stuff Beck did. Years back. Haven’t heard much since then. Maybe that’s a bit weird, but the first time I heard it I was like “This should SO play during the tent scene when we get the Jacob dream-scene where he makes out with Bella. Cause this is sex-music!” Yep, I thought that. And I won’t take it back. Plus I really kinda wanna have a dream-scene there. Sorry Team Edward members. I also wanted Jake to kiss Bella right after he said kwop kilawtley. Be mad at me, hate at me, I don’t care! So will this become the ultimate Jacob and Bella sex-music? We’ll see!
10. Vampire Weekend – Jonathan Low: Hm, I got the feeling that they might use this one in a Jacob Bella scene. Probably in one where Bella hangs out with the wolfpack while they make fun of Jake for being in love with Bella when then suddenly Lea Clearwater shows up and gives poor Bella and her bad hairline a bitchface that would even put Rosalie to shame. Wanna know how that idea came into my mind? Uhm, that must have been when I watched THIS scene for the first time and noticed Vampire Weekend is playing in the background!
Also why the heck is Taylor the only one wearing a shirt in this scene, huh? FAIL!
Stay tuned for the third (and last) part of the soundtrack
What’s your opinion on the soundtrack? Any favorites so far? Any ideas where they might put the songs? Any idea where Jacob’s abs have gone? Leave a comment or e-mail me!
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Posted in Alex Meraz, Chaske Spencer, Julia Jones, Sexy Sunday's Brunch, Tinsel Korey, werewolves, tagged Alex Meraz, Brad Pitt, Chaske Spencer, Eclipse, Enrique Iglesias, fake lesbian, hero, hot, hotness, Julia Jones, Julia Roberts, Mexican, photoshoot, sexy, Sexy Sunday's Brunch, Team Edward, Tinsel Korey, wolfpack on May 30, 2010 |
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Oh my god, I’m actually posting sexy Sunday’s Brunch on a SUNDAY! What a surprise! Just kidding. I’m still not over my mistake from last week I guess… Oh well, doesn’t really matter. Two weeks ago I found those super hot photoshoot some of the wolfpack guys and girls did but couldn’t fit it into another post. So I decided to make it a Sunday’s Brunch. Check it out! you know you want to even though you’re Team Edward!
Aw, see? Someone listened to me and let Julia Jones hair alone in contrary to that Eclipse promo pic. This photo is EPIC WIN!
Tinsel looks FIERCE in that one. This is so her “I’m gonna kick your ass” look.
Okay, right now I’m considering to go fake lesbian for those girls…
This one reminds me of The Mexican. You know, the one with Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt. Ah, I heart that movie. I might be n love with that photoshoot. Seriously!
Well, this one rather reminds me of the Enrique Iglesias video for his song Hero back in… I have no idea when, that’s how long ago it was. Maybe it’s Chaske’s pose. Or Tinsel’s dress. Not quite sure…
Uhm, I take that fake lesbian comment back. Can I please just have Alex Meraz instead? Like, NOW? Honestly, this pic kills me… perfection! I want a photo like that! Only with me in Tinsel’s place… Please?
Off to recover from all that wolfpack hotness overload
Which one is your favorite picture? Did anyone else feel reminded of The Mexican? Does anyone else love that movie as much as I do? Would you go (fake) lesbian for Julia and Tinsel? Or rather take Chaske? You can’t have Alex though, sorry. I don’t share! Leave a comment or e-mail us!
(images: Twicrackaddict; all InStyle outtakes)
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Posted in Alice, Emmett, Jackson Rathbone, Jasper, werewolves, tagged abs, Alice, Arielle, armwrestling, bad wig, Bella, Bella Swan, Disney, Edward, Edward Cullen, eight-pack, Emmett, Eric, fangirls, funny Monday stuff, hot, Jackson, Jackson Rathbone, Jasper, Jasper Hale, Jasper-porn, jorts, mermaid, New Moon, poodle wig, pregnant, Renesmee, stripclub, team Jasper, Twilight, vampire, Volvo, werewolves, wig, wolfpack on May 10, 2010 |
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Ah, I guess I gotta apologize for not doing a funny Monday stuff post last week! But now were finally back to normal and because I know we all need a laugh (or five) on Mondays, without further ado here we go!
Uhm yeah, I can kinda understand him. It’s not as if we didn’t make fun of it since the day we saw the very first Jasper pic from New Moon. You know, the one with the poodle wig… Sorry Jasper! I really feel bad for what those wig people have done to you! On the other side, Jackson wearing a bad wig is at least one thing we can count on when it comes to the Twilight movies.
Yep, word! The new Disney dream of all little girls. Instead of wanting to be a mermaid and marry prince Eric they now want to be a clumsy girl and marry a superhot vampire. And then get pregnant with a half-human half-vampire child… Okay, scratch that last one!
Emmett destroyed the piano? Maybe he had a second armwrestling match with vampire-Bella. Edward will SO NOT be amused…
I SO wish there was a stripclub like that in the woods near where I live! Alas, no jorts-wearing hot guys with eight-packs here yet…
Ahahaha, that one cracks me up… So all the Team Jasper members out there, be warned! Alice is about to catch you staring at the Jasper-porn you got on your laptop!
Off to work… or Twitter maybe
Did you miss funny Monday stuff last week? Glad we’re back to normal? Which one of today pics is your favorite? Any other funny Twilight pics you wanna share? Leave a comment or e-mail me!
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Posted in Bill Condon, Breaking Dawn, Bree Tanner, Fanfiction, Isle Esme, Summit, tagged Alex Meraz, backflip, Backstreet Boys, Bill Condon, Breaking Dawn, Bree, Bree Tanner, Eclipse, Eric Yorkie, fanfic, Fanfiction, Isle Esme, Jodelle Ferland, Mama Soul, Mike, Mike Newton, Newborns, Rachelle Lefevre, Renesmee, Stephenie Meyer, Summit, taylor, Taylor Lautner, Team Charlie, Team Edward, Team Humans, Team Jacob, Team Switzerland, The Office, Twihards, Twimoms, werewolves, Wide Awake, wolfpack on May 4, 2010 |
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* Soul-note: Sorry, WordPress didn’t work so I had to wait to make this post until I got home from work tonight. Which means I write this post at about 1 am plus I have uni tomorrow from 9 am until 8 pm. I promise I will try to come up with a post for tomorrow though which I will probably write in my lunch break. Cause I’m awesome like that. So please be patient and excuse those two days of blogging craziness. Be assured I’ll do my very best though! *
So first of all, just in case you haven’t done that yet, here is Bill Condon’s letter to the fans. Read it! Or read it again!
Do NOT read this!
Dear Bill, you had me at the greeting! Twihards, Twimoms, Team Edward, Team Jacob and Team Switzerland? Awesome! The only thing that would have made this better? If you had included Team Charlie (you know, for Mama Soul) or Team Humans. Cause you know there must be some Mike Newton or Eric Yorkie fans out there! But then I saw it… uh oh! You mention Team Summit? Just in case you don’t know it… Summit doesn’t have a Team aka supporters or fans. Why you might ask now. Well, I could go on endlessly now, talking about the Rachelle Lefevre gate and other stuff. But to cut a long story short it’s basically because they didn’t get ANYTHING right in the past. So next time just leave out the part where you talk about Summit! Oh how sweet is it to hear you talking about reading all the books and watching all the movies.
Read THIS instead!
I can so picture this in my head and I kinda love you for that. In fact this note was the first thing that made me think that Breaking Dawn might NOT be screwed up after all… So yes, I already have faith in you! Only here is a little advice from me to you while you’re still doing research: Do NOT read the Bree Tanner book! Because 1.) she already dies in Eclipse 2.) knowledge about Newborns will not help you with that whole strange Renesmee business. At all. 3.) no one (except for Stephenie and Jodelle Ferland) really cares about Bree anyway. Instead I suggest you venture into the land of fanfiction. As a little Isle Esme inspiration you know.
Or maybe THIS!
So that’s all for now dear Bill. Even though I’m a little disappointed that there won’t be any musical numbers. I was actually looking forward to having the wolfpack doing a cover of the Backstreet Boys “Everybody” singing “The wolves are back AAAALRIGHT” while Taylor and Alex do all those crazy backflips and stuff that Brian usually did during all the Backstreet Boys performances (yes, I DO remember details from BSB performances. And I’m NOT ashamed to admit it!).
Off to make another helpful list for Bill (cause you know there is more than enough strange stuff left in Breaking Dawn that I haven’t talked about yet)
PS: Here, I know you’ve been waiting for me to post this!
So what do you think about Bill’s note? Also what other fanfics should I recommend him in a future post as Isle Esme research? Cause I totally WILL do that! Leave a comment or e-mail me!
(images: google and facebook)
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